There’s No Way That These Rock Penises Outside Of Ronnie’s Seafood Weren’t Put There By Teenagers On Weed

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A turtle rider posted this last week on our Facebook page:

“Can Turtleboy investigate why both Ronnie’s Seafood and Ice Cream locations have multiple rock structures that look a hell of a lot like dicks? Lol like is it just me? No?”

So someone sent us these photos from the Ronnie’s in Charlton:




That cannot be a coincidence. I can understand if you have one rock formation in the shape of a penis. But two? And that one on the top even has the purple helmet and everything. This is just the tip of the iceberg. Someone obviously erected these on purpose. That looks way too hard for one person to do on their own. Poor Ronnie’s Seafood is getting the shaft and they don’t even know it. Pretty ballsy whoever did this. Rocks don’t just come together in the shape of a tuna torpedo like that on grass. They’re put there by teenagers on weed.


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9 Comment(s)
  • BobnMic
    July 22, 2016 at 3:17 am

    Ok I’ll admit it. The jig is UP. I modeled for the top left picture. It’s why my voice is so low and rock steady…

  • Jackie
    July 22, 2016 at 2:52 am

    Never heard of what pre teens do at night? Who can condom the rocks…. And I’m not kidding. True Story

  • Previous employee
    July 21, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    I know the owners and I used to work there. I discovered it one day while scooping ice cream and busted out laughing. We called them the cock rocks . I won’t say who put them there but I know who did 😉

  • Fatfingr Lou
    July 21, 2016 at 8:04 pm

    No, this could be a great archaeological discovery. The stelae of Ron’s Seafood erected by some ancient megalithic culture that preferred to ingest mollusks!

  • Joe Max
    July 21, 2016 at 4:03 pm

    The kids will be customizing it for sure, guaranteed.

  • GoneWest
    July 21, 2016 at 3:45 pm

    So this is what the “Bone Ride” TBs do in between road trips

  • Sal Monella
    July 21, 2016 at 3:06 pm

    Betcha if you paint them black you’ll have old Clive McFarland sucking one within a half hour!

  • rock hard
    July 21, 2016 at 1:49 pm

    better than playing with weeds while high on rock.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    July 21, 2016 at 1:38 pm

    Cant you just appreciate art? Barbarians. 🙂

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