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A turtle rider posted this last week on our Facebook page:
“Can Turtleboy investigate why both Ronnie’s Seafood and Ice Cream locations have multiple rock structures that look a hell of a lot like dicks? Lol like is it just me? No?”
So someone sent us these photos from the Ronnie’s in Charlton:
That cannot be a coincidence. I can understand if you have one rock formation in the shape of a penis. But two? And that one on the top even has the purple helmet and everything. This is just the tip of the iceberg. Someone obviously erected these on purpose. That looks way too hard for one person to do on their own. Poor Ronnie’s Seafood is getting the shaft and they don’t even know it. Pretty ballsy whoever did this. Rocks don’t just come together in the shape of a tuna torpedo like that on grass. They’re put there by teenagers on weed.
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