Things Get Awkward When White Nationalist Bootleg Actor Applies For Job At Turtleboy And Says He’s “Pro-White,” Had Good Friends In Charlottesville
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We got a lot of people who inquire about blogging for us about Turtleboy Sports. But we’ve never had a guy put something like this on his application before:
Well that got awkward pretty quickly. Started off so strong by complimenting us too. Then all of a sudden out of left field he just pulls the, “I’m way, way, waaayyyy pro-white” card. Not just “pro-white,” or even “way pro-white.” We’re talking “way, way, waaayyyy pro-white.” Just in case we had any misconceptions about his love for all white people on account of their skin color. As if as a white guy I’m gonna read that and we’re gonna go out for strawberry milkshakes together to celebrate the love of the skin we were born with.
Look, I generally hate anyone who stresses identity politics. Anyone who tells me I should vote for so and so because they’re a woman, or black, or Muslim, or white, or Christian, or whatever. I hate these people because they believe that your physical appearance is more important than what you actually stand for and believe in.
But instead of just walking away after I asked for clarification about what being “way, way, waaayyyy pro-white” meant, he decides to let me know that he’s good friends with a bunch of people who went to Charlottesville last month. Ya know, these people:
He’s that kind of “pro-white.” Those guys right there look like they can write some hilarious blogs. Great sense of humor on all of them. Definitely.
Anyway, apparently Tom Stedham is some sort of bootleg movie star. He’s even got an IMDb page, and a blog that shows what producing one of these hit movies is like. He’s played such roles as, “the cop”
And “the guy who slept with pink bra”
And he’s a hardo extraordinaire
Sorry Tom, but although we are on the look out for an Alabama Turlteboy, we just don’t think you’d be a good fit here at Turtleboy Sports. Not really what we’re all about. Just sayin.
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