It’s Friday, but I just came up with an idea for a new weekly blog we can start doing – “Things that never happen Thursday.” So let’s pretend it’s a Thursday and enjoy this gem out of Clinton.
Now she’ll never be a teen model!
Don’t ya hate it when you’re going for a walk in the park, you come across some trash and it just kicks the ever loving shit out you? Girlfriend’s face looks like a road in Montenegro after a NATO airstrike. Thoughts and prayers.
But wait a minute…..those two pictures of the same woman show very different injuries, and they’re on very different eyes. The one on the left looks like her left forehead is giving birth, and the one on the right looks like a Saudi woman who tried to read a book without getting permission from her husband. How does she explain these drastically different images?
Just to be clear what happened here:
- She went for a walk in the park at 7 PM, in the pitch black, when it was well below freezing, tripped over some trash and destroyed her face
- The reason it looks like her right eye is fucked up in one picture but the left eye and forehead are fucked up in the other picture, is because she took a selfie for one of the images, and her husband took a picture in the other one
- There is still no explanation why one of them looks like a black eye but the other looks like a tumor
Wait…..what? I don’t think that’s how selfies work Donna.
Obviously this never actually happened. Obviously. But because someone posted it on Facebook it must be true and the thoughts and prayers mafia showed up in full force to let her know they had her back.
Admin Chad, who lives in Washington state and runs a Central Mass townie Facebook group came to her defense as well.
Yea, she’s def got a great point about picking up trash. I’ve been to Clinton once, there’s dangerous trash everywhere. Mostly in and around the courthouse, but still. Sure, she completely fabricated a story that only a complete and total idiot would believe, but she made us all think about picking up our trash in the process, so I guess that’s what’s really important. Cuz…feelings.
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