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Things Will Never Be The Same After Turtleboy Sports Revolution Crashed The Worcester Magazine Best Of Worcester Awards

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Last year at the Worcester Magazine Best of Worcester Awards Turtleboy was booed by the crowd of butthurts who could not handle the hot takes. This year was a different ballgame though. The Turtleboys took over the ceremony and no one would dare boo, because they realized that the Revolution was an unstoppable force of nature. The Worcester Mag awards will never be the same again…….


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Domination. Same time next year. Thanks to Worcester Magazine for putting this show on and feeding our hungry Turtleboys.


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46 Comment(s)
  • Rutlander
    May 13, 2016 at 3:38 pm

    Bret needs to stop smoking that shake and bake meth that rotted his teeth and brain and go back to whatever inbred lost town off rt. 2 he came from. The two tooth genetic slurry that creates that mess smells of Winchendon and Athol. Good representing, Now I am afraid to wear my TB shirt and be associated with you.

  • Doc
    May 10, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    Good for Worcester Magazine for even having you at this event. The old WoMag way was to just not invite award winners that they didn’t like. I’ll never forget.

  • The Great Dolemite
    May 10, 2016 at 7:31 pm

    My nigga my nigga my nigga! Theze pics looks like they taken at the Woosta KKK chapter annual meetz and greetz. Yo! Where am all da white bitchez at?

    • BobnMic
      May 11, 2016 at 2:49 am

      Another intelligent response how delightful. The Great Fucknut spews again. Fucking idiot.

  • ProfessorM
    May 10, 2016 at 7:22 pm

    Pay no attention to that imposter! He’s a fraud. Just because he has a picture of a baby giving the finger proves he’s a fraud. I wouldn’t do that. I also never use the word ‘fabulous’.

  • Bret
    May 10, 2016 at 6:26 pm

    You bitches talk a lot of shit behind fake names huh?
    Bunch of chicken shit cunts who would say a word to my face…
    Don’t like how I look, talk, or act?
    Tough fuckin shit, because you dickfarming pussys are just vaginahurt because no one gives a shit what you say, do, or look like….
    I love your hate, and don’t give a fuck about your opinions, and you polepuffers are the reason the Facebook TBS riders don’t comment here with those sticks so far up your asses…..
    Suck my balls fuckbirds……

    • Bobnmic
      May 10, 2016 at 6:42 pm

      I like you Bret. Let’s meet for beers and do fun stuff we love. I’m talking smokin a blunt, stripping down naked and playing spin the bottle mano a mano. D’s in A’s, lube and pizza!

      • BobnMic
        May 11, 2016 at 2:54 am

        Holy shit this actually sounds like fun! Can the real me go? So I can pretend to be into your hillbilly bullshit and choke you out? That would be fun!

    • ProfessorM
      May 10, 2016 at 7:14 pm

      Bret….. Half of these comments are made by a fuckstick stalker that is deliberately saying rude things to piss us off…. You will know when the real ones comment because we had to go out and get stupid fucking WordPress accounts to put avatars by our names just so the rest of us would know when it was the stalker. If it doesn’t have a picture, chances are, it’s the stalker. 😉 just so you know. Have a fabulous evening!

  • Realist
    May 10, 2016 at 6:21 pm

    Not a good representation of TB nation right there! Looks like a bunch of ” look how non establishment we are ” crowd! Some very low hanging fruit there TB, stay classy!

  • Bobnmic
    May 10, 2016 at 5:06 pm

    Congrats. Great pics. I look at you all and I see a bunch of middle aged winners……YAAAAYYYY! I would fit right in with this crowd but if I were there it would be even louder cuz I’m cool too!!! I’ll bring my tablet so I can keep in touch with my online GF …………………YAAAAYYYYY!

    • BobnMic
      May 10, 2016 at 5:14 pm

      Nice one fuck stick. Try and be a little bit funnier next time.

  • ProfessorM
    May 10, 2016 at 11:40 am

    You should give Brett $100 and follow him around for the day to see how he spends it. I’m pretty sure it won’t be on dental hygiene products.

    • ProfessorM
      May 10, 2016 at 7:08 pm

      Fucking stalking me again douchebag?? Can’t find anything better to do? Isn’t there a bingo somewhere that you could spend your SSI money at?

  • President Matt
    May 10, 2016 at 8:57 am

    I speak for all the members of the Worcester Tea Party in congratulating you for receiving the recognition that your hard work has earned.
    Next year the award should read best News Source. And Mr. Bird should hand it to you personally.

    • Realist
      May 10, 2016 at 11:00 pm

      Is there still a Tea Party?

      • President Matt
        May 11, 2016 at 8:22 am

        Thank you for expressing your interest.
        There is an Active Tea Party chapter in the city of Worcester. But you comment demonstrates that I haven’t done enough advertising.

  • BooBerry
    May 10, 2016 at 8:19 am

    Bret is the very type of individual you write about and make fun of. “He is the most (insert city or town here) thing I’ve ever seen.” I think he has tarnished the TBS image in these pictures and his extremely vulgar blogging.

  • Toofy McToof
    May 10, 2016 at 6:39 am

    TB – Please dip into the till and help send Bret to the dentist. Lordy.

    • No Habla Espan-idiot
      May 10, 2016 at 10:00 am

      I second this. Sheesh.

  • Step off
    May 10, 2016 at 6:30 am

    This is why gay dudes piss me off. Why do Bob and Mic have to make a big deal about having an internet female BFF. We get it you’re gay sheesh, take it easy.

    • BobnMic
      May 11, 2016 at 2:35 am

      Ya this makes a ton of sense. Stop taking drugs will you!

  • Myles Long
    May 10, 2016 at 6:28 am

    What’s Worcester Magazine?

    • Wabbitt
      May 10, 2016 at 12:33 pm

      Free bird cage liner available in convenience stores.

      • BobnMic
        May 11, 2016 at 2:32 am

        Hey Wabbitt you unforeseeable fucking ass hat from the depths of ass hats. You really want this to keep going? You know I tried to end it right? I can do this all day long fuckhead because I own my own business so I can stay here or there all fucking day and night you fucking pussy ass little fucking bus rider.

        Looks like my game just got stepped up.

        • BobnMic
          May 11, 2016 at 2:42 am

          And any time you want this to end – you know what to fucking do asshole. I’m not going to even be nice about it anymore. You fucking apologize for being a cunt and I may consider but at this point I think it is pointless. So seriously disregard. Enough already. Forget it. I’ll will just simply fuck with you for ever that’s all.

          • Sterling Turtle Rider
            May 11, 2016 at 3:14 am

            Hey Bob, I gotta say I don’t like this new trend… as someone who always liked seeing your very funny comments in the past, this new turn you’ve taken is concerning. Whether the slight was real or imagined, you’ve got to get off this train – I honestly thought that the Fitchburgian who shall not be named took over your name and pic… go back to the fun Bob, and if someone doesn’t like it, leave them to stew in their own negativity.

          • BobnMic
            May 11, 2016 at 3:37 am

            I gotcha Sterling. I hear what you are saying. This situation for some reason always makes me out to be the bad guy. This kid “Wabbitt” took some shots at me and another commenter last weekend and so I busted his balls for it. After a while I tried to say fuck it and call it a day and mutually apologize. His response was no response so I laid into him a little more. And he got his friends to gang up on me and it got really stupid. Really stupid. Pretty much the whole story. Believe me I want to go back and be the goof that I am really good at being and I will. This kid Wabbitt I have to live with now and his friends so you will see a shit load of thumbs down every time I pipe up guaranteed.

            But thank you just the same Sterling for checking in. That’s the 411 currently. Peace Bro…

          • Wabbitt
            May 11, 2016 at 9:31 am

            Yep. All a conspiracy. I turned the entire comment section against you.

            Please seek mental help.

  • Mark Lederer
    Mark L.
    May 10, 2016 at 2:59 am

    come on man have a little class… That doesn’t make me proud to be a turtle rider.

  • Jon
    May 10, 2016 at 2:40 am

    Really? realy? that looked fucking horrible…

    No ones gonna mess with turtleboy cause we have this super sketchy metalica fan who prb lives on a couch somewhere…i have a feeling his ball washing machine is broken. He broke it washing other dudes’ balls…

    Quit being a bitch tb….come out of the turtlecloset.

  • BobnMic
    May 10, 2016 at 2:31 am

    Oh and to Wabbitt? I’m not going to stop asshole unless you apologize to the lady you fucking loser woman hater scumbag…

    • BobnMic
      May 10, 2016 at 2:43 am

      You brought your mother onto this earlier Wabbitt you pussy which was unbelievably surreal that anyone would actually do that to try and make a point. As it turned out it was in fact pointless. All I can say for your Mom is I feel bad for her. I’m sure she did not mean to drop you on your head when you were a kid last week to cause such drain bamage…

      • BobnMic
        May 10, 2016 at 2:44 am

        It’s not going to stop………………..

        • BobnMic
          May 10, 2016 at 2:48 am

          Ever unless you publically apologize to a woman that you were picking on and making fun of. Otherwise this will go on and on and on and on….

          • BobnMic
            May 10, 2016 at 3:00 am

            And you mention her by her name asswhipe. No “I’m sorry” then disappear. No her name is FiestyLawyerLady and she deserves an apology from you among others but I’m starting with you. Failure to comply means I will torture you every time I see one of your stupid fucking comments. And if you think I am not serious then go ahead, make my fucking day asshole.

          • Wabbitt
            May 10, 2016 at 12:31 pm

            So calling you a barnacle attached to her ass is insulting to her? Sounds more like a shot at you, chuckles.

            And you make cracks about Jon’s wall of text posts, but at least he does it all in one comment. He doesn’t shit out six separate sentence fragments. But I suppose you don’t have the mental capacity for anything other than a partial thought.

            Call me an unemployed homosexual loser some more. It doesn’t seem to be endearing you to anyone,but maybe you’ll get a pity up vote from Feisty. Or do I have to type out the whole name to satisfy you?

          • Wwy
            May 10, 2016 at 1:01 pm

            I agree wabbit sounds a lot like a bill Cosby type,and he rushes to defend rapists. He has a problem with women and very uneducated a bad combination to say the least.

        • BobnMic
          May 11, 2016 at 2:00 am

          Wwy you nailed it. This kid Wabbitt is getting all kinds of support when he really should be shamed for the sexist female hater asshat that he is and you know something really fucked up? I was going to let him off the hook earlier today and have us both apologize to each other and this clown blew it off. How fucked up was that and how stupid was I to even consider this?

          • Wabbitt
            May 11, 2016 at 9:28 am

            The sheer fact that your only supporter is a lunatic antisemitic conspiracy theorist who sees Bill Clinton everywhere should tell you just how out to lunch you are.

    • Tyka
      May 10, 2016 at 8:16 am

      I completely agree with you! Wabbitt is a moron.

      • BobnMic
        May 11, 2016 at 1:51 am

        Thank you Tyka. I’ve tried to work with this kid but he insists on being an asshole. So I will fuck with him for ever.

  • BobnMic
    May 10, 2016 at 2:06 am

    Man I would so fit in with that crowd it is scary and probably borderline illegal. Guaranteed there would be more yelling. That looked like fun. Congtrats TB. Well deserved.

  • TurdCutterJones
    May 10, 2016 at 12:33 am

    Celebrate diversity. Those photos say it all.

  • Wow
    May 9, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    Does that kid really have a goatee and he’s under 50? Time to start making some better decisions with your life.

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