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This Buttmunch Reporter Who Asked Alex Cora About Donald Trump’s Critical Tweet Of Dave Roberts Should Have His Press Pass Stripped For Life 

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President Trump has weighed in on Dave Roberts’ decision to pull Rich Hill in the 7th inning, even though he was cruising along, only had 91 pitches, and had allowed only one hit.

I mean, does anyone debate this? The facts speak for themselves – it was a terrible decision. The butthurt in the mentions is everything you knew it would be:

Oh snap, it’s the chick from Hangin With Mr. Cooper!! Someone might wanna tell her that that’s not how you spell Pittsburgh, so it kind of defeats the purpose of using a hashtag. P.S. Your city is a joke.

The moral indignation never gets old. “Trump is talking about baseball, oh no!!! How dare he comment on current events and sports. Obama would NEVER do that!!!”

Oh wait, I forgot the rule is you’re only allowed to talk about sports on days when tragedies didn’t occur. Like all these self righteous assholes are sitting on their couches crying about Pittsburgh. Not one of them actually gives a shit. They’ll go on living their lives tomorrow, getting their bagels, sipping their lattes, and reading Vox, while virtue signaling on Twitter.

What I wanna know is, who is this stupid, fake news buttmuncher who asked Alex Cora, after one of the most amazing comebacks in World Series history, what he thought of Trump’s tweet, and if there was a place for that in baseball:


“Dave Roberts is a good manager. David Price is starting tomorrow.”

Jesus Christ, there is no escape from these people. Such a Tomase/Trenni question, but luckily they weren’t there. These people insist on ruining EVERYTHING by infusing politics into things that have nothing to do with politics (sports). Is there a place for it in baseball? What the hell is the answer to that question? His tweets aren’t actually a part of Major League Baseball. He’s sharing his opinion about a game that millions of people were watching. This is why he resonates with people – because he says what other people are thinking.

Anyway, Cora doesn’t like Trump but he handled that like a boss. He gave him the “who the fuck gave you a press pass?” look. Then he dropped a bomb that was so unreal the idiot commentator assumed he was kidding – David Price is pitching on 3 day’s rest tomorrow. He said it with such confidence and authority that you know Price is going to take care of business tomorrow. The next time this team returns to Boston will be for a duckboat parade.

But seriously, who was that reporter? I’m searching everywhere and can’t find it. They should have their press pass taken from them for life.

10 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    October 29, 2018 at 10:39 am

    Your just jealous of anyone who HAS press credentials.

  • Akihito
    October 28, 2018 at 1:16 pm

    Classless move by the douche by trying to inject political controversy into a pastime event like the WS. Although seeing Lurch Kerry and the phony Barnicle Mike with the Sox brass at the NY game made me throw up a little in my mouth

    • bigdaddy
      John Kerry
      October 28, 2018 at 1:37 pm

      I enjoyed last nights Red Sox match What A win Dogers 6 Sox 9 I will definately show up at Fenway Staduim for the celebration I hope Manny Ortez is there

  • Tom Blackburn
    October 28, 2018 at 12:51 pm

    Completely agree, TB. PULL HIS PRESS CREDENTIALS FOR LIFE! Trump and the government need to step in and start pulling press credentials by the thousands.

    First amendment has gotten out of control and we need to dial it back.

    • Burnt Biscuit
      October 28, 2018 at 8:51 pm

      As long as humorless comments posted by people overreacting to hyperbole are allowed then rest assured that your speech is protected.

  • Every Real Man
    October 28, 2018 at 12:35 pm

    And Elizabeth Warren is still a lying cunt, so…

  • Roger Clemons
    October 28, 2018 at 11:05 am

    Good for President Trump. He’s correct about the game like he’s correct about this country. Maybe all these butthurt assholes should refuse to take the money That their 401k has made since Donald took over. He replaced the worst experiment of a president who divided this country and will have the legacy as anti America. Fuck that reporter too.

    • John Maynard Keynes
      October 29, 2018 at 9:37 am

      Economy tanking now!

      Trump will blame Obama!

      tariff here, tariff there, tariff everywhere!

      It’s killing the economy!

  • White Lives Matter
    October 28, 2018 at 9:36 am

    Greatest president in American history!

  • Independent Thinker
    October 28, 2018 at 7:26 am

    Perhaps we should just cancel the World Series because of the shooting.

    Why can’t the President of the United States enjoy a ballgame and tweet about it? What is so evil about that? They gave him crap about holding a rally when the hurricane hit Panama City. The reporters didn’t cancel their biased coverage of Trump during the hurricane.

    Report the news. Don’t make the news. That’s the reason Trump is attacking mainstream media. It has nothing to do with suspending democracy.

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