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This is the most Fall River thing you’ll ever see:
Amazing. I think the most surprising part of this video is that people in Fall River buy tractors. Da fuq are you gonna do with a tractor in Fall River? Use it to deliver OC’s?
Sure, they could’ve just rented a UHaul, but that shit costs money. Better just back in the ol’ rusty Camaro and wedge it to the top of your trunk with some plywood.
And away we go!!!
Don’t fuck up that new paint job though!!
Love the Sears employee in the background taking pictures of it.
So when they inevitably hit the breaks too hard and this tractor crushes them to death Sears can be like, “They told us to do it.”
Apparently he had to hold onto the tractor for the entire ride home as well:
Oh yea, that man right there has the ability to prevent a 10 ten metal wrecking ball full of inertia from moving. With just one hand too!! Anything is possible in the Riv!
Here’s my question – how the hell did they get the tractor out of the car if they made it home alive? Bust out the KY Jelly? Might as well just drive the Goddam tractor home. Then again, anything’s possible with a beat up, rusty Camaro in Fall River.
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Just drive it home like everyone else.
As a CDL driver I ask….where in hell is the DOT? If I have a headlight out, a marker light out, a chip in my windshield, a load strap with a little fray or one little thing not properly secured, I get tortured by the DOT inspectors. And you know what? I’m glad they hold us trucker’s to high standards. It keeps me safe, too. And then you see idiocy like this, and shake your head. I could write a book on things I’ve seen over the years. And it’s almost always “civilians” like this moron. Landscape contractors are the worst. They don’t strap anything down, yet except for RI, the DOT seems to turn a blind eye. Why? Because they make more $$ in fines for their respective states going after us “big boys”. And fools like this slide along.
spic lanscapers dont pay fines. White truckers do. Diversity is our strength.
They gots lawns in Fall River? He must live in Acushnet.
No Seekonk.
The Highlands and the north side of Fall River are actually decent places.
really didnt expect this to be a black guy
Really? He’s an OG N@gger rigger.
It’s Bobby Boucher’s half-brother Jaquan Boucher, who wants to make his daddy Roberto love him like Bobby. Jaquan is going to torch the Camaro, report it stolen and use the insurance money to go to some college with a piss poor basketball team to do what Bobby did in that movie they made about him. He will be driving the tractor everywhere soon enough you’ll all see…
$30 should get you a uhaul if you keep it within I think 50 miles.
Or, just have them deliver the thing. You just spent over a grand, what’s another $XX for delivery?
Last week I paid Uhaul $60 for a ten foot box truck for 29 miles.
Interestingly, I was renting a 7.5 foot-long Toro brush mower because my lawn tractor just couldn’t cut into culverts or up steep hills. That Husqvarna is great for flat lawns but that plastic hood won’t withstand repeated beatings against brush or saplings.
It’s been a few years since I rented a U-Haul. Still your price isn’t that bad.
Lawn tractors and steep aren’t a good combo.
Another option is renting a truck from Lowes or Home Depot. Both charge a flat fee of $19 for 90 minutes (HD is only 75 minutes.)
I thought sears had free delivery, maybe he was just really excited and wanted to mow his lawn immediately?
The bed on the HD trucks is pretty high. Also, do they come with ramps?
But, it can’t be any worse than what this clown is doing.
A tractor such as this weighs 1 ton (maximum). If it actually wieghed 20,000lbs as they article suggests, it would crush the Camaro
But seriously, where the hell is the DOT when you need them!? I get my balls busted if a headlight burns out while I’m driving or if my wipers streak a little bit in my truck, but we have hoodrats mounting 1500lb pieces of lawn equipment on top of a 3000lb sports car and not even properly securing them.
Or in a day he will try to return it and say it was damaged when he got it
Ain’t nobody telling this guy he ain’t getting to own a Camaro and a tractor let alone getting a tractor into a Camaro. He gets what he wants. He knows how to win.
I’m surprised that Sears even allowed this customer to load a tractor onto the trunk of their sedan in the first place. I mean… REALLY? Aren’t there policies against this? … Or at least, just employee’s with some common sense.
Talk about potential lawsuits for improperly securing a piece of equipment because if I did something like that, and hurt myself, I’d suck it up and put the blame on me but do you SEE that guys rustbox? He’s from fall river, you think he would take responsibility if he got paralyzed? Me thinks not… but hey, at lease Sears sold a tractor right?
Tell him “no” and Sears will be raked over the coals for being racist by the fuck up media.
Sears will sell it anyway anyhow to boost slumping sales…that’s their policy!
That thing will get pinched tonight. In the morning you’ll find the busted pallet where your new mower was.