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This is the most Fall River thing you’ll ever see:
Amazing. I think the most surprising part of this video is that people in Fall River buy tractors. Da fuq are you gonna do with a tractor in Fall River? Use it to deliver OC’s?
Sure, they could’ve just rented a UHaul, but that shit costs money. Better just back in the ol’ rusty Camaro and wedge it to the top of your trunk with some plywood.
And away we go!!!
Don’t fuck up that new paint job though!!
Love the Sears employee in the background taking pictures of it.
So when they inevitably hit the breaks too hard and this tractor crushes them to death Sears can be like, “They told us to do it.”
Apparently he had to hold onto the tractor for the entire ride home as well:
Oh yea, that man right there has the ability to prevent a 10 ten metal wrecking ball full of inertia from moving. With just one hand too!! Anything is possible in the Riv!
Here’s my question – how the hell did they get the tractor out of the car if they made it home alive? Bust out the KY Jelly? Might as well just drive the Goddam tractor home. Then again, anything’s possible with a beat up, rusty Camaro in Fall River.