This Foot Fetish Freak in Spring Hill, Florida With A Registered Sex Offender Father Is Pretending To Be A Child Talent Scout And Taking Creepy Pictures Of People’s Kids Feet

The seasons are changing over to springtime, and Easter is right around the corner. Perhaps you’d like to book a cute themed photo shoot for your young kids? If so, I would suggest NOT answering this fucking weirdo’s posts looking for a strangely specific, prepubescent age group for free photo shoots:

Donny Watrous runs a “photography business” called KidPix Studios Photography, presumably because “Kiddie Porn Studios” wasn’t pulling in enough customers so he altered the name to bring it juuuuust over the line to “creepy but not illicit sounding.” And make no mistake, Donny is a fucking Creep with a capital “C”.

He really, really wants to photograph young kids, y’all. This does not feel appropriate AT ALL.


Would you trust this middle-aged man begging to photograph very young children on the internet around your kids?


If so, you probably need child protective services in your life. You are not a responsible parent if the desperation behind the sex-offender stare doesn’t send up a million blaring red flags.

It should, because not only are all his pictures wildly unprofessional shots that look like they were taken with a flip phone camera from 2008 , they are creepy as all hell.


I think I threw up in my mouth a little. NSFW…. not safe for anywhere.

I’m sorry to do this to you all. I’m not going to lie, writing this blog made me slightly nervous the FBI would wind up seizing my computer by the end of the business day – we’ll see! These pictures are so gross and voyeuristic, I simply can’t believe any parent would look at these and not call the cops immediately, let alone actually contact this guy. You all deserve to have your children put in good foster homes – you failed.

It may be because this chomo-esque chud pretends to be a child talent agent in the most transparently bullshit scheme ever to get his lens on a bunch of young kids.

But if you are stupid and desperate enough to fall for this from a fat fuck with MS paint loaded on to his presumably kiddie-porn riddle computer, you don’t deserve the right to breed. The guy wrote his own IMDb, for fuck’s sake. You can buy Ray Ban’s off a guy sitting on a blanket on the sidewalk in China town that are more legitimate than this fucking pervert. Seriously.

Of course, if questioned, Diddler Donny will assure you, it’s all in innocent, good fun. In fact – YOU may be the pervert, pervert.


No, Donny, every parent in the world would NOT be accused of child molestation – only child molesters get accused of child molestation. And you are not a parent. I’m not definitely saying that he punches the clown to Sesame Street re-runs….. but I can’t say that he doesn’t, because he sure is fucking creepy.

Like, really, really creepy, especially considering when you look through his Facebook page, a couple things really point in the direction of him being a prime candidate for a good curb stomping and rusty knife castration from a mob of angry fathers. I mean, he takes weird and unsettling pictures of prepubescent children’s feet, for fuck’s sake, and he definitely has a thing for feet. Look at his “likes”:



Then there’s his creepy obsession with the late child actress Heather O’Rourke, best known for her role in the movie “Poltergeist” and dying at the age of 12….or, you know, being a child perpetually, FOREVER.

Can I have some personal pictures of your dead kid? Not for anything weird or anything, just…..research. Lots and lots of research, alone, in the dark.



Yeah, that seems fucking normal.

In fact, this whack job seems entirely too enthusiastic about all things child, foot, and child’s foot related for any sane and responsible parent’s comfort.


If you’re a single mom who wants to meet up with Donny, you should probably go ahead and leave the kids with your ex. Unless child predators are your thing, in which case, leave that kid literally anywhere but with you. This guy is a level 3 weirdo. I can definitely image him lurking around amusement parks and public pools looking for toddlers in flip flops. There is no fucking way I’d let this guy within 100 yards of my children, because I love my children, and I prefer they remain un-diddled.


Oh, yeah, and this tub of lard pedobear’s own father just happens to be….a pedophile himself! 


So that’s reassuring. Anyway, if you can look through all this and still decide you want this dead child actress-obsessed, foot fetish enthusiast, kid-loving fat weirdo to take pictures of your child, contact me. I’m happy to direct you to the nearest DCF field office to drop off the kids you clearly have no concern for.

47 Comment(s)
  • Luke Mason
    July 14, 2021 at 10:14 pm

    Luke want to see Taylor little feet ticklish little feet by family member

  • Qp
    March 19, 2020 at 9:29 am

    U guys haven’t seen nothing yet, this sick bastard is an angle compared to some others. If u wanna find them, just download the app vk and search for dirty shit towards children and ull probably puke from how gross it is!! I feel so bad them. Thanks goodness I live in a safe environment where I don’t have to worry about these freaks unlike some other places

  • Livyy babyy
    May 8, 2019 at 1:35 am

    Im nice to see so many make jokes about this! People more concerned about cutting the faces out. Tf its just wrong all together. Just because it hasnt happened to you doesnt mean its to be takin lightly. Theyre are sick fucks like that out there!

  • Marie
    April 9, 2019 at 7:57 am

    Damn, what a creepy screwball. My god a neighbor came by and showed us this article, because he lives right near us. At least his neighbors are becoming aware of crap. He is new here, doubt he will like it here from now on.

  • what's the message?
    April 5, 2019 at 5:02 pm

    This guy is a perv, but, the person on the FL SOR list appears to be a different guy, same name.
    Date of Birth:

    Guy in this article is not same guy in the SOR photo.

    • what's the message?
      April 5, 2019 at 5:04 pm

      Sorry – misread the headline.

    • Ricky Spanish
      April 6, 2019 at 10:34 am

      Did you read the article or just flip through the pictures? That’s not supposed to be him, it’s Creepenstein’s dad, insinuating that the acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree.

  • Kill it
    April 5, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    Kill this MFer

  • Devon
    April 4, 2019 at 8:30 am

    Can we please blur the children’s faces in this article?

  • Jen
    April 3, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    I am the mother who came across this sick fucks post and reported him to not only the local authorities but also the fbi and the national center for missing and exploited children! Thank you for sharing and spreading the word of this mind boggling stage one creep!!!!!

    • Stacy
      April 4, 2019 at 11:31 pm

      I saw your original post and was just appalled. Seems that his profile has disappeared. Any update from the sheriff or FBI?

  • Sass
    April 3, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    Seriously… I definitely agree the smack to wake up the headinthesand iseenothingwrong stupidpotamus parents that actually let that twat even be in the same county as their kids, was needed and warranted. What I can not wrap my head around is why you would not cover these innocent kids faces with smileys or the turtle head or hell just scribble them out for fucks sake!! Damn they’ve already been subjected to one douche pedowannabe, workingonofficial title and charges asshole. They certainly don’t need to have their pics end up on some other wachnuts computer or bedroom wall. Dayam girl! Please go, run, cover those faces now! Horse may already be out of the gate but you can still stop him before he deflowers a beautiful garden!!!

  • george costanza
    the far piggy to the right
    April 3, 2019 at 5:03 pm

    just got my teeth sharpened if anyone wants their toe nails trimmed……..hmu!

  • Dan Schneider
    April 3, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    Wow! What a guy. He should be my co-executive producer on my iCarly reboot

    – Dan “The Hymen Divider” Schneider

    • Well, No Shit
      April 3, 2019 at 4:35 pm

      Excellent, yet obscure, pop-culture reference. I wonder how many will actually get it?

      Thumbs up.

  • Ted Nugent's Venison-laden Turds
    April 3, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    That’s the faggiest guitar I’ve ever seen.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Creepy Uncle Joe
    April 3, 2019 at 3:42 pm

    What a great guy! I love his work. I would like to see more of that portfolio!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Wes Welker
    April 3, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    Too easy.

  • Thatchickhastogo
    April 3, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    As I was reading the article I didn’t even look who wrote it . I figured it out and it definitely wasn’t Turtleboy of coarse turtledick chick girl whatever it is. She sucks. 1 you are sick that u didn’t blur the faces out. If u did then I would get a little more respect. My whole office even said that must of been Turtlechick I looked up and yup. We all can’t stand her it them . Poor article . I was gonna buy the $10 subscription but the ads that pop up are better than the articles she writes

    • Conan the Grammarian
      April 3, 2019 at 2:35 pm

      Really? That’s all you have? “… that must of been …”: Besides being a douche-bag, you failed HS English. If you don’t like the blog, go away. I LIKE Bristol’s writings, and a lot of other Turtle Riders do, too.

    • Check Out This Idiot
      April 3, 2019 at 2:37 pm

      Your opinion might hold more weight next time if you are able to spell the words you are trying to use properly. Oh no, an illiterate dumbass who can’t afford $10 a month doesn’t like her, how will she sleep at night? I’d have more respect for you if you knew the difference between “course” and “coarse”. You don’t work in an office, dummy, you collect your SSDI retard checks from home. You’re fooling no one.

  • These MF's are outta control
    April 3, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    Boom! one to the head,nobody will miss this guy. Obvously any parent that allows this is just as fucked up. This guy is on the cops radar im sure, but god knows how many he will diddle before he gets caught. we had one of these MFs in my neighborhood growing up, just as they were closing in, he dropped dead. MF ruined a bunch of us. Went after two retarded kids, the only reason he got off was because they couldnt get their story straight. This guys has to be brought down.

  • The Name Game
    April 3, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    Wow. Donny Hippo-waterpus? Child “photographer?” Tickling kids’ feet? I bet he just KNOWS that ANY kind of tickling might result in peeing; I’m sure he’s counting on that. Ohio more friendly? Guess I’ll have to be more careful taking the kids to Cedar Point. Anyone care to bet he’s wearing NOTHING beneath the strategically-placed guitar? This is just plain creep city.

    • Joe Biden
      April 3, 2019 at 2:23 pm

      I prefer swimming naked in front of female secret service agents.

  • hank
    April 3, 2019 at 2:10 pm

    For anyone that remembers the old Stern show, this guy makes Yaqi’s World look like 60 Minutes. Someone needs to put him down.

    • Robert Higgins
      April 3, 2019 at 3:53 pm

      I see OJ, and he looks quite the tensis.

  • Father O’Touchahan.
    April 3, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    May the Randall be with you. And also with you. Randall, where did you go wrong? I lifteth my robe and You were blessed with the holy sacrament all across your grille, but still you do not repent. Your mother is a holy woman and compels the sticky holy water from my chalice with her rubbery tongue. Randall, please say ten Hail Marys and catch The Pokémon hanging off the Tobin. As for the tubby Florida skinner, as father Mozambique says…2 to the chest, 1 to the head.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      April 3, 2019 at 2:00 pm

      hahahahaha I’m sitting at my desk, dying.
      Thank you, Father.

      • Father O’Touchahan
        April 3, 2019 at 3:26 pm

        Blessed be those who align against Randall and his husband, Saddam Hussein. You are welcome my son.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    April 3, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    Am I the only one that can’t wait for the next installation of the fake rape blog?

  • Don't @ me
    April 3, 2019 at 1:49 pm

    Uhh Kid Pix was the name of a Mac program, essentially the Apple version of MS paint in the 90’s because actually Apple paint was terrible…. Is that his editing software? Does Software MacKiev have a case for IP infringement?
    Who looks at all those red flags and still let’s him near their kids?

  • Well, No Shit
    April 3, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    The Port Richey, New Port Richey, and Hudson areas of Florida, in fact ALL of Pasco County, are absolutely loaded with fucking scumbags, lowlifes, drug addicts, and utter pieces of human garbage. If Florida was to receive an enema, the tube would be inserted in Pasco County.

    Don’t take my word for it. Google Pasco County Sheriff’s Department, and check out their arrest reports. Derelict Central.

  • WTF
    April 3, 2019 at 1:46 pm

    Honestly, remove this fucking story with pics of little girls you sick mother fucker and seek some help of your own.
    Nobody wants to see you’re kiddie porn, the police should confiscate your hard drive.

  • FrogIsLeap
    April 3, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    Not going to lie, I only read half of this blog because I found myself getting more and more pissed off.

    • Joe Biden
      April 3, 2019 at 2:00 pm

      I got a handi while reading it, I rather enjoyed both.

  • Rex Ryan
    April 3, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    This is unacceptable and it gives us lower extremity tootsie lovers a bad name. I will see to it that he rots in hell where everyone wears knee highs and birkenstocks

  • WTF
    April 3, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    Why the fuck would you expose us to what some sicko in Florida does?
    Just you spreading this filth makes you equally fucked up.
    There are some things people are better of not knowing if it doesn’t effect them.

    • Atticus
      April 3, 2019 at 8:11 pm

      It’s better off not knowing if it doesn’t effect you..Seriously, you sound like a moron! I hope you don’t have children! Clearly you would be the idiot parent who brings them over for “tickle tummy time”, then have the audacity to say “I didn’t know this could happen..he seemed like such a nice guy, he even likes to tickle the kids”…

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    April 3, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    Wait, your just re-posting “a Florida man…” shit now?

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Randall Guy's Dad
      April 3, 2019 at 3:24 pm

      Randy has a penis fetish.

  • Joe Biden
    April 3, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    Nothing wrong with a good foot fetish but I prefer sniffing hair.

  • Donnywalrus
    April 3, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    Yo I am gonna blow his shit up on messenger he is sick

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