This Guy Driving His SJW Plowing Freedommobile Through A Bunch Of Dirty Buffalo Hippies Is The Hero America Needs
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This is what we call a hippie plowing freedommobile deluxe, and it did its job up in Buffalo the other day:
God bless that driver. How come I always see these things on Youtube but I can never come across one in real life? Because there’s nothing I’d like to do more than pave the way for freedom by clearing the roads of these filthy SJW speed bumps. Seriously, I can’t believe more people don’t do this. You have a car. Game over. You already won. Now just use it. You don’t have to drive 40 mph through them. Just a good 6-7 mph oughta do the trick.
And how bout that chant, “we see you, we love you.” Shut the fuck up. You don’t do love anything but yourselves you selfish pricks. I don’t trust anyone who uses the word “love.” They’re always full of shit. Like, the “love is love is love” crowd. They’re full of shit too. They love when gay people get married, but they hate everyone who disagrees with them. If you loved me then you’d get the fuck out of my way because I’m trying to pick my kids up at school.
As usual the reason these asshats block streets is because no one pays attention to their protests when they stand on the sidewalk. And they LIVE for attention. What they did was just straight up malicious. They were holding these people hostage. Just look at the smug look on this chick’s face:
Then this chucklefucker comes over and yells at the driver who has the audacity to try to move her vehicle on a taxpayer funded road that she finances.
Then her granola ass sat down on the car.
All bets are off at this point. You touch my car, you better be prepared to die for your cause. The second someone jumps on your car like this you have the right to high tail out of there with them on top of the hood.
Just when it seems like the poor lady is fucked, a hero emerges:
The hippies don’t know what to do. Except for the ginger, he stays and makes sure this innocent civilian is not able to driver her car where she wants to go.
“We see you, we love you.” Fuck you ginger. What kind of man pushes down on a woman’s car like this? Yea dude, you’re one of the good guys. Keep telling yourself that.
The protesters lose their Goddamn minds once that SUV keeps moving though. It’s like they can’t believe it’s happening. So they start kicking his car.
God, why could that not have been me. Just thinking about being in this situation gets me all moist.
All I wanna know is, how long is this shit gonna go on? We doing this for four years, or no? Because there’s a protest every other day now, and it’s about time we set up some ground rules if these are going to continue. And the rules are simple – if you stand on the sidewalk you can protest till the cows come home. If you stand on the street you get arrested if you’re lucky, or you become a SJW pancake if Turtleboy gets there first.
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46 Comment(s)
“SJWs” are awfully intolerant, aren’t they?
I’m readin lots of tough talk here but I don’t think you have the sack for any of it. If you did you’d be in the surety doing something like the protesters. Instead you are home getting moist at your pc screen…..again
It would have been better if it was a guy driving a huge steamroller with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth.
Makes me want to buy a steamroller now…
Streets covered in blood and mangled liberal corpses LOL!!
Please let those people do that here in Arkansas!
YES!!!! KILL THOSE LIBERALS!!!!
The hive doesn’t allow the truth to be revealed to the worker bees.
F’in website acting up again, TB!
This is the exact reason why I never kill spiders and instead leave them outside my house to a designated area. I have plenty of spiders in one part of my yard I’m when they come to my town I will make sure to drive through but I will not use force with my vehicle instead I will let loose my eight legged minions.
Best way to create enemies is to block traffic.
The hive doesn’t allow the truth to be revealed to the worker bees.
This is why then police need to nip this crap in the bud! A crowd blocks your vehicle and you have no idea what their intentions are, you go into self defense mode. Keep driving slowly and if they get belligerent, floor it. F*** these a**holes!! If you’re carrying, be sure your weapon is loaded and ready but out of sight.
Unless, I missed something and no matter how much we’d like to get the plow out the driver can be charged with battery using a vehicle as a dangerous weapon as it is clear he hit some of them. Notwithstanding, If marchers stay on the sidewalks and obey traffic and pedestrian signals, their activity is constitutionally protected even without a permit. Marchers may be required to allow enough space on the sidewalk for normal pedestrian traffic and may not maliciously obstruct or detain passers-by.
The cops more than once gave them the opportunity but when all else fails a trip in the paddy wagon is not too far around the corner.
Now, if someone kicked my truck there is going to be some asskicking going on. But, TB, having seen some pictures of you, Mrs. TB, would be happy that you not try getting out of the car.
You cracker ass Cucks are the biggest goddamn bunch of snowflakes I’ve ever seen. “Wah, they’re blocking the road, I’ve never seen it but it hurts my feelings so much here’s 500 words” stop fucking crying that other people exist and go back to crying about how you’d make a better calls than your team’s coach. Other people are out there, they disagree with you, suck it up buttercup.
“Other people exist.” And that’s about it – people like you exist, but don’t do much else, other than impede people who are out earning their oxygen intake.
“Cracker ass cucks” ^^^^^must be a Nigger because it is ok for them to use derogatory terms towards us crackahs. Only white people can call other white people crackah. See it’s ok because I used the ah not the er and I am white. SMH.
Hello, Turtlegirl!! WTF! You called me out yesterday & I didn’t even use the full word. What the hell!?!? You miss this one??
What happened to your street code, pud?
Eye for an eye. Now I would have never gone there if they hadn’t. Give them a taste of their own medicine. They should be able to handle it after all they scream for Freedom of speech ALL the time. So I exercised mine.
Tennessee is making it legal to hit somebody blocking the roadway as long as you exercise caution. They had an incident in Memphis where a sick child could not be picked up by an ambulance.
Tear gas guns in the grille may become a big seller.
Gingers block cars – that’s just what they do. My youngest son is a ginger, and he blocks our cars. I don’t think they can help it, I try to be understanding, but it still aggravates me to have to knock him unconscious in order to proceed from my driveway.
This is the part where baseball bats in the back seat come in handy. You get blocked in traffic by some retarded protesters? No problem. Just grab your bat, get out of your car then mash the fuck out of these idiots upside the face all the way into next week.
With of course Turd Burglestein’s blood of the end of the bat….
Keep obsessing lil bobbie. I feel another shit coming on.
BobnMic is upset that he was discovered to be Zephyrcat lol… Even more upset that SSTG asked him not to use the N word! Fuming mad!
Wrong again fuckheads. Still reaching and searching but you two losers come up with nothing. Keep trying though. It gets funnier each time. lol….
18″ of cement filled lead pipe is my go-to device. I may be female but I’m not a shrinking wallflower begging to be a victim. If my state would stop abiding by libtards & allowed for CCW, I’d bring the .45 too.
Deathrace 2017. Ready, set, mow!
I hope the Suburban pancaked that fucking SmartCar that was in front of him. I heard the Feds are gonna require every SmartCar and Prius and Yaris to have a dildo installed in the driver seat.
At what point are you legally allowed to react to there actions. The sitting on the car and kicking it. I mean lets say you are legally armed, when can you defend yourself? I’m genuinely asking? I wouldn’t think twice about putting one somewhere non fatal once they start kicking my car, have i now broke the law? I imagine there would be a genuine fear for at least your safety but isnt the standard fear for your life?
It depends on the state. Pussy, commie states like yours would prefer you die. Real, American states, like mine, recognize my right to fling lead in defense of hearth and home.
Where I live, the standard is:
1 You must actually believe that deadly force (which includes shooting someone in a “non-fatal’ area) was necessary to overcome an imminent threat of death, great bodily harm, or sexual assault.
2. A reasonable person, presented with the facts and circumstances that led to your belief that deadly force was necessary, would agree.
3. You didn’t instigate or provoke the confrontation.
4. You didn’t use excessive force.
So how does that standard fit into this narrative? First, a brief addendum: my state automatically grants a citizen a presumption of an actual fear of imminent death, great bodily harm, or sexual assault when using deadly force against an unlawful intruder in that citizens home, motor vehicle, or workplace.
That’s certainly relevant.
So I have no idea what legal standard exists in NY. My guess is that the NY legislature requires that you die before using any force to defend yourself much less force that is intended to kill or creates a substantial risk of death.
So let’s use the standard that I presented, in this case. Unfortunately, simply blocking the road doesn’t justify using deadly force (which would include using a moving car as a battering ram, at any speed). However, an unlawful intruder is someone who enters or attempts to enter your “safe space”. At that point, it’s game on. Since you didn’t provoke the confrontation, then so long as you don’t use excessive force, you’re good to go.
So the question is, how do you get them to attempt to enter your vehicle? I think laying on the horn until you kill your battery would do it and/or revving the engine (while in neutral, of course; that might be considered a threat, but given the circumstances, I think you’d be OK). Or you could get out of your vehicle and physically try to remove the from the road (you’re not using deadly force, so it’s not excessive force), and allow them to escalate such that given the disparity of numbers between you and the gaggle of snowfucks, you can articulate an reasonable belief that your life was imminently threatened. Of course, if you’re in a shitty, commie state, the second idea probably isn’t a good one, because you’ll be out of your vehicle and unarmed.
So if they kick your car as you are driving through their feeble, stinky little blockade, you couldn’t get out and shoot them. Sorry. The justification for driving through is that you were in fear for your life. The act of driving through means that you were retreating from the situation. If a kick to your car (which itself is just property) compels you to stop your car and get out, then your claim that you actually feared for your life becomes dubious.
Make sense?
Good post Steve. Even with all the parameters you suggest, use of deadly force is a tricky situation. As you point out, law abiding citizens need to know exactly what their state allows and, even then, the feds could get involved depending on the situation. Obviously LE has a lot more latitude in use of force than the average citizen and if the rarity of a federal entity jumping in occurs, the average Joe could be screwed. As you point out, that’s why it’s important for those carrying firearms, or even defending themselves with their fists, to not only know the laws, but to if/then different scenarios as well as know what to say after the event, which is most key. Just saying “I feared for my life” may not cut it.
The Zimmerman trial proved that even if you’re being assaulted in a CCW state, you better have your shit together and not just think they’re going to exonerate you. There were a couple of cases afterwards that looked clearly like the SYG law was also relevant, even more so, and they lost.
“Obviously LE has a lot more latitude in use of force than the average citizen.”
Not as much as you would think. ‘And others’ is really the only difference. Meaning – The use of Deadly Force, after exhausting your respective force continuum policy step by step, is permissible to safeguard your life ‘and that of others.’ You skate on thin ice if you were to go outside of that as a private citizen. But there are a few exceptions to be considered case by case. Family for instance and there are a few more examples but most LTCs (License To Carry) will indicate either ‘Personal Protection’ or ‘All Lawful Purposes.’ Classroom instruction is also a protocol in Worcester for all citizens applying for a LTC. I’m not up on what other states require or if they even do require anything?
I would say protecting your cocaine and 80 mg Oxy sales is NOT one of them. Just for the record….
Hey Bobby, Where ya been all day?
Might want to read the Hoodbunny post comments before doing anything else…
Funny you make that joke. How about reading the hood bunny thread before you act high and mighty on here again. Shut the fuck up already or go away with your bullshit.
You come on here like you’re the boss and everyone owes you something. No one here owes you shit.
Law enforcement enjoys the fact that, if they believe they are about to be attacked, they can use the escalating amounts of force they feel necessary to neutralize the threat under the premise that a person who attacks a uniformed LEO is a higher risk to the general public, period. Citizens on the other hand, outside of their home, and even inside the home in certain states, are encouraged to retreat first, dial 911 and hope, because they are not “properly trained”. Otherwise, the need for SYG laws would be pointless and none would have passed. Not to mention, I don’t know anyone outside LE that carries OC/CS, ASP, X26, cuffs & a firearm. So their their choices are run, or engage with the real possibility of deadly force and “escalation” is a one step process.
George Zimmerman was tried on the notion that he was a vigilante, wanna-be cop. If he HAD been a cop that was checking suspicious activity, and then used deadly force while getting his head bashed into a sidewalk, there would not have been a trial. Now, the DA may have been pressured to go to a grand jury, like in Ferguson, but they more than likely wouldn’t have indicted either. So, cops DO have more latitude when defending themselves, unless they do something really stupid, and the courts have made that clear time and again. More than a few citizens have been tried and convicted for defending themselves when, if they had been cops, it would have been considered justified.
@Adam – Your comment indicates that you are in need of some firearm training. Police and NRA instructors will both say the same thing: “It’s better to be tried by 12 than carried by 6.” They will also tell you to always aim for “center mass”. Aiming a firearm to attempt to non-fatally wound or disable only happens in the movies or on TV. If you have a firearm and don’t know these basic tenets, I urge you to get to a training class ASAP.
Refreshing dialog here this is why I asked, for some knowledge and good insight. It’s nice compared to the constant bobmic fiesty turd show. I do not yet own a firearm but will soon I was aware of the training to shoot center mass shooting until your empty, wasn’t sure if certain situations allowed for a different approach. Thank you.
You DO NOT want to shoot until you’re empty unless that’s what it truly takes to bring them down. You shoot until you feel the threat is neutralized. If you keep shooting and manage to hit them in the back, or back of the head, arm or leg, and if the forensics can’t prove otherwise, you can bet they’ll try to say those where the first shots you fired. Then you’re accused of excessive force and shot them when they were retreating.
If it wasn’t for the witnesses, the hands up don’t shoot lie might have been deemed truthful because it’s difficult in some scenarios to prove when impacts occurred during the event.
Focus on front sight
Shoot center mass until threat subsides.
Look for more threats
(Don’t get tunnel vision)
Practice, practice, practice drawing, shooting, malfunction drills and reloading.
Plenty of good YouTube videos on 4 stage draw, proper grip and stance, using dummy rounds for malfunctions, clearing and mag changes, etc.
LEARN THE 4 SAFETY RULES FOR HANDLING FIREARMS AND NEVER DEVIATE FROM THEM
I like M&Pv semi autos, but you may prefer Glock, Springfield, or even a revolver. Best thing to do is, after you’ve researched a proper grip, go to a shop and feel some of their products to see which fits best in your hands. If it’s uncomfortable, it’s likely it will make you pull or push your shots no matter what you do.
Meant to say M&Ps
Good advice. I have found, unfortunately, most classes only go thru basics and, depending on the instructor, they want to you take “advanced” courses, for more money, that go thru subject matter which should be taught in the basic course. Obviously if someone has never owned or even shot a firearm, they need to start somewhere and if they can find a good instructor with small classes, it’ll be in their best interest. Hopefully Adam can find a good one, as well as a dealer that will take the time to help him pick out what he needs. A 12ga isn’t for everybody and he sure doesn’t want to follow Uncle Joe’s advice and shoot thru the door with one.
Ha that blue truck is a Suburban from somewhere between 90 and 98. That’s what they are made for running over the Damn Prius that gets in your way. Just hope it had a 5.7V8 in it with a snowflake guard on the front. Good old USA made tuck kicking snowflake ass. 4 thumbs up!!
kudos to the state’s passing laws allowing drivers to push through. Gingers be damned.
I 100% support their right to protest but the second you step into the road and decide to play with traffic, you’re fucking fair game to get your ass run over in my book.
I swear I would run these fucktards over.