This Is Everything That Is Wrong With America In 2016


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Just saw this on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, and it symbolizes everything that is wrong with Americans today:


99.9% of our problems in America are somehow tied to the Middle East. It’s the part of the world where America is most hated and where 99.9% of terrorists are born and raised. It’s where we get oil from. It’s where we seem to endlessly be in war. It’s an unstable part of the world that affects the rest of the world by creating refugee crisis’. It’s where most countries allow the death penalty or life in prison for homosexuals.

And somehow 61% of the dumbass Americans in this crowd, AND the moronic college student answering the question, have absolutely no clue where the Middle East is. Yet almost every single one of them could probably tell you who each Kardashian is currently banging from a photo lineup.

Seriously, 19% think the Middle East is in Europe!!! Ya got that? The Taliban and oil come from Europe. Another 37% think it’s in Southeast Asia. Because apparently the Middle East is filled with Vietnamese people.

And the 5% who think the Middle East is in Southeast Africa should have their GED’s revoked. LOL, just kidding. More than likely they have college degrees. Because you can graduate from college in America without having any idea where the Middle East is, so long as you write a couple papers for your Gender Studies professor about how transgendered feminists are oppressed by the white devil.

In the Middle East young boys are taught from an early age that America is the enemy. They know everything about us and are trained to want to kill us. But Americans don’t even know what part of the world they’re from because they’re too busy filling their brains with smut. Yup, let’s encourage more people to vote. What could possibly go wrong??


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11 Comment(s)
  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    June 19, 2016 at 3:06 am

    This is the result of cutting geography out of school curriculums and replacing it with “social studies”… it’s not even history anymore, it’s learning about some bullshit slant on history. Most people couldn’t find their own ass with both hands in their back pockets ffs

  • juror seven
    June 16, 2016 at 5:11 pm

    Too many labels for everything. Near East, Middle East, Far East. Southeast Asia (Vietnam for us baby boomer vets. Southwest Asia for our troops in Afghanistan. Southeast Africa, Everything south starting with Ethiopia to Zimbabwe. Also includes the island of Madagascar. No direct US involvement, but several European governments have managed to mess things up. Southwest Europe, Spain and Portugal for sure. Add Gibraltar (British) and Andorra. I guess if you are in Belgium, France is southwest.

  • ItsAllABadDream
    June 16, 2016 at 3:30 pm

    On a side note, I can’t believe that show is still on!

  • Wwy
    June 16, 2016 at 3:12 pm

    Weird innocent people have died in these oil rich countries to feed Americas lazy fat asses by the millions. TB has been taught by mainstream media to hate and kill these people,when America supports terrorist countries like Saudi Arabia,turkey,Israel. There’s 2000 years of oil in Montana but we’d rather murder to steal from others,this shouldn’t shock anyone with half a brain.sorry for telling the truth. You want America protected bring the troops home from Germany,Japan,Korea,Saudi Arabia,Yemen,and wish them all good luck.

    • Wwy
      June 16, 2016 at 3:19 pm

      Never hear about Irish terrorists against England,I know it was so long ago the 1970-80’s,my only point is oppression will always strike back remember what our founders did they pissed on King George’s crown and we became free of oppression.

      • Overreactions
        June 17, 2016 at 12:57 pm

        Fun fact: The majority of IRA funding came from New England Roman Catholic Churches. That means one of the biggest supports of terrorism in the 20th century… was Massachusetts.

    • Sal Monella
      June 17, 2016 at 5:06 am

      Major gas find in North Carolina now. Companies still mapping it, have been drilling into it for three years, amazing volumes of dry, gas (very few liquids). Perhaps bigger than N Dakota.

      The Navajo lands in the four corners region are being explored and developed as well. Huge find, potential is astounding. Latest EPA regulation NSPS 40CFR60, sub part OOOOa needs to be read carefully as this is the first time they are regulating oil and gas production on Native lands. Talking with Navajo and some field workers down there rumors are production level potential greater than Saudi.

      No need to have our brave men and women killed protecting the hydrocarbon assets of camel fuckers. We have more than they do.

  • Chris From Georgia
    June 16, 2016 at 1:58 pm

    Our schools and colleges no longer educate, they indoctrinate.

  • PG
    June 16, 2016 at 1:54 pm

    Turtleboy and Jesse Watters should team up and do a special on this

  • bigdaddyfranks
    June 16, 2016 at 1:49 pm

    What college does this clueless bastard attend? Just curious.

  • Jay
    June 16, 2016 at 1:47 pm

    Why should they know where it is? What are they gonna do, drive there?

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