This Is The Lying Shitbag Woburn High School Student Who Lied About Being At Fenway And Hearing A Guy Call Adam Jones The N Word
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The Fenway crowd proved that they are indeed the softest SJW crowd in sports yesterday as they mindlessly stood and cheered for Adam Jones, 24 hours after Jones made up a story about an imaginary racist who called him the n word.
Adam Jones was given a standing ovation before his first at bat on Tuesday at Fenway. 👏👏👏 pic.twitter.com/LsGr71JzYz
— TPS (@TotalProSports) May 3, 2017
The day before Jones claimed that a Red Sox fan threw a bag of peanuts at him, and a “handful” of times he was called the n word:
“A disrespectful person threw a bag of peanuts at me and I got called the ‘N’ word a handful of times. It was pretty awesome out there. Just part of the job, right? That’s one of the worst nights. It’s very unfortunate to be honest with you …
But then in an interview the next day it was no longer a “handful”
— CBS News (@CBSNews) May 2, 2017
Oh I see. Now he doesn’t know how many people said it and how many times they said it. The day before he was pretty certain as to the number. Yup, this story checks out.
Of course anyone who has questioned this or asked for some sort of proof has been called a racist. Because if you don’t fall for every single racism hoax put out there, you’re a bigot.
Well lots of people have been looking for a witness. Just one person out of over 34,000 in attendance, who can verify Jones’ story. Well, Mike Lupica ended up finding a guy who was there. Niko Poulakidas is a senior at Woburn High School and reached out to Lupica on Twitter to share his “story”:
And he got the attention he wanted as he shared his “story” with Lupica:
Niko Poulakidas, a senior at Woburn High School on his way to Salem State in the fall, was in the bleachers on Monday night, out in center near where the Green Monster ends. He was, he says, 15 or 20 rows behind the guy who eventually called Jones the N-word and got himself ejected.
“Early on, people were laughing that he was throwing peanuts at Jones. But towards the end, I realized most people were just giving dirty looks,” said Poulakidas. “The N-word was the turning point for sure. Once that was said, everything turned serious.”
I asked him if anybody stood up and tried to stop the guy.
“The guy seemed drunk and angry, which is probably why no one said anything to him at first. No one wants to start a fight. There probably wasn’t a way to reason with a meathead of his magnitude.” Poulakidas continued, “Some fans finally started yelling ‘shut up’ and calling him a ‘jabroni.’ But the turning point really was when people went from laughing about the peanuts to being angry that he said the N-word. Guy was … definitely drinking.” It is Poulakidas’ recollection that the man doing the yelling at Jones was finally ejected in the seventh inning.
So according to Niko, the guy who was kicked out of the game for throwing peanuts was the SAME GUY that was kicked out for shouting the n word at Adam Jones. Niko also claims that he was sitting 15 or 20 rows behind the guy who eventually called Jones the N-word in the bleachers. But according to these pictures, the peanut guy was sitting behind the Oriole’s dugout on the third baseline:
Somebody just threw something at Adam Jones as he was walking down into the dugout. Security searching for culprit. pic.twitter.com/aNiQ9pchqX
— Avi Miller (@AviMiIIer) May 2, 2017
So we know Niko is a liar, because he couldn’t have possibly seen the peanut guy throwing peanuts on the field, because Niko says he was in the bleachers and the peanut guy was behind third base. We also know he’s a liar because he says the peanut guy and the n word guy were the same person. The laws of physics contradict this.
Oh, and Niko also said this:
“The vendor selling beer up and down the crowd refused to serve him,” the kid said. “When the vendor got to the guy behind me, he said, ‘Bunch of —-ing dopes down there.”
The beer vendor refused to serve him? But Niko, you were sitting in the bleachers. Everyone knows they don’t serve beer in the bleachers at Fenway. It’s almost as if you’re making this entire story up because you love attention:
Do you need any more proof that the mainstream media is incompetent? Mike Lupica is one of the most highly regarded sports “reporters” in the country. Yet he didn’t do even the most elementary amount of research on this kid’s story. Had he done so he’d realize that there are no beer vendors in the bleachers, and the peanut guy was behind third base. Lupica didn’t ask to see a ticket stub or a picture from the game. He just had some random kid on Twitter message him and he printed his story as fact. Because the media WANTS TO BELIEVE this is true. It gets page views and feeds into their “Boston is a racist city in racist Trump’s America” narrative.
Oh, and Niko also won’t talk to any more reporters unless they work at Barstool Sports:
Gee whiz, I wonder why he’ll only talk to barstool? Oh yea, because the talentless SJW hacks who write for them will believe his lies and won’t grill him about it. They’re already tweeting out his story like it’s gold:
But if you need a witness. pic.twitter.com/ipjR6bA7uH
— Feitelberg (@FeitsBarstool) May 2, 2017
Feitelberg and Jared Carrabis are gullible millenials who think they’re taking a stand because they tweet about “condemning racism”
yeah, condemning racism. what a bunch of pussies.
— Jared Carrabis (@Jared_Carrabis) May 2, 2017
This is why he’s coming to them. He could also be going to them because he wants to brag about how he pranked Mike Lupica and inserted himself in the middle of a national story. He’s already bragging about his 15 minutes of fame for being mentioned on Felger and Mazz:
Plus, 18-24 year old shitheads make up 90% of Barstool’s audience, and there’s a 99% chance this guy wasted $30 on a “Saturdays are for the boys” shirt, hoping to get a retweet from El Prez at some point.
Oh, and did we mention that a bunch of his friends have been calling talk radio today to let them know that Niko was just fucking with Mike Lupica? This is the state of the media in America. An 18 year old kid can tell a nationally syndicated columnist any story he chooses, and it will be printed as fact.
Anyway, Fenway Park sounds like the most secure place on earth. The CIA should conduct classified meetings in the bleachers there. After all, it’s the only place where 34,000 people can gather and no video is released of a drunken boob calling Adam Jones the n word repeatedly throughout the game. And if you don’t believe this highly implausible story filled with holes, well, you’re just a racist.
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