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This Is The Only Worcester Panhandler I Would Ever Consider Giving a Dollar To

This Is The Only Worcester Panhandler I Would Ever Consider Giving a Dollar To

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Turtleboy can’t stand panhandlers, but if I saw this guy spotted in Worcester yesterday, I would honestly consider giving him a dollar, simply because I respect creativity and effort:

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Did he write 420 on there? Twice? Am I seeing that right right? Either way, this guy deserves a dollar, not because he’s threatening to not vote for Trump, but because he earned it. He entertained me briefly. He made me laugh. And in America, this is worth at least a dollar because he provided a service for me. Either way, there’s a 99.9% chance Kevin Ksen has picked his guy up in his rape van 3-4 on election day and gave him a donut in exchange for a documented vote for Sarai Rivera.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – I don’t think Trump is gonna make America great again, but he has undoubtably made politics fun again. Elections haven’t been this fun since politicians used to literally kill each other in duels when one of them made an off color statement about the other one’s wife. Without Trump, I never get to see a sign like this. Because if you write it about Rubio, Cruz, or Bernie and it’s just not funny. And if the sign said “Hillary” then I’d give him Turtleboy Jr.’s college fund.

P.S. We think this is Worcester. We just came across it on someone’s Facebook page and they wrote “only in Worcester.” Can’t figure out where this picture is taken though. Any thoughts?

Double P.S. I voted for Rubio in the poll. You’re in Trump denial if you don’t think a Latino guy from Florida has the best shot at beating Hillary.

 

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3 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    March 4, 2016 at 7:38 pm

    I’ll give him fifty if he changes his sign to threaten to vote for Sarai Rivera.

  • RSoxGuy
    March 4, 2016 at 5:34 pm

    If I give him $20 will he camp outside Tracey’s?

  • Nanny
    March 4, 2016 at 4:01 pm

    Don’t give handouts and the panhandlers go away. It’s all of you guilty-conscience motorists that keep these panhandlers in business. Stop paying them and they’ll go away.

    And F trump.

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