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This Is What $108 Million Looks Like In Buffalo

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Remember when everyone was saying that this was gonna be the Bills year? This was the year they’d take down Tom Brady because they have the most legendary defense of all time. This was a defense with the greatest defensive line in football, led by the $108 million man himself, Marcell Dareus. Well the Bills are losing to the Jacksonville Jaguars 27-3 right now in the first half. And this is what $108 million gets you in Buffalo:

Hands up. Don’t tackle. LOL. Signing a 330 pound run stopping nose guard in a league where everyone passes is the most Buffalo thing you can possibly do. When you reject the finesse part of the game and pretend like you can still win in the NFL by being tough and physical in the trenches, you become the Buffalo Bills.

This is what happens when the Patriots own your brain all year round. You lose to teams like the Jaguars. But hey, at least the Bills are gonna be the TOUGHEST team in the NFL and they ain’t gonna take no crap from nobody!!! That’s what a Rex Ryan team values. Winning? Overrated. Bad ass soundbites and inflated contracts are what’s really important.

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1 Comment(s)
  • Yes
    October 26, 2015 at 2:49 pm

    Youre a moron. The Bills are terrible but Marcell Dareus and his contract aren’t the reasons why.

    To say you don’t win games in the trenches because this is now a finesse league is one of the most moronic and ignorant things I’ve ever seen written about the game of football and proves you know absolutely nothing. You are just another clueless “Masshole” who gives those of us reasonable Pats fans a bad name.

    The Bills front four is tremendous. It’s their sagged-tit loudmouth coach who’s the problem with why their defense is underachieving.

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