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This Is What Problems Look Like In Natick: Triggered School Committee Chair Shuts Down Meeting Because Man With Ukulele Won’t Stop Singing

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Apparently in the town of Natick there’s a big hubabaloo going on ever since the superintendent of school resigned abruptly on March 1. I have no clue what’s going on, nor do I care about the affairs of small town politics. I am however always intrigued when a guy shows up to the School Committee meeting with a ukulele, starts singing a song, forces the meeting to end, and then refuses to leave when the cops ask him several times to do so. Starting right around the 7:00 mark:

Now my initial reaction when I first started watching that video was to side with ukulele man. He seemed pretty sharp, he kept referencing things that I like (the First Amendment), and the woman who told him to cut the shit seemed like your typical School Committee member who doesn’t think she has to answer to the public. I mean, seriously. Just let the man sing his song. Let him say what he has to say and move on. Whatever you do, don’t get triggered, throw a hissy fit, and shut down the meeting because a guy with a ukulele is hurting your feelz. Clutch those pearls a little harder lady.

You can’t.

Then I saw the guy’s true colors when the cops came to ask him to leave because he was now sitting in an empty room singing a song to himself:

Turns out Ron Alexander (ukulele man) is actually from Wellesley, so I have no idea why any of this even concerns him. But he lost me once he started being a douchenugget to the cops. They’re just doing their jobs dude. They were asked by those who are in charge to remove you. They’re not there to offer their opinion on policy or pat you on the back for being such a great citizen. They’re there to enforce the law, and if those who are in power have decided to kick your ass out then your ass needs to leave.

This is what problems look like in Natick.

6 Comment(s)
  • Tom Blackburn
    March 13, 2018 at 8:26 pm

    Thanks to our heroes in blue for continuing to limit liberal freedom of speech.

  • Cock Fiddle Player
    March 13, 2018 at 6:19 pm

    NO fuck that. Are people listening to the dialogue. First off, the guy is keeping it pretty civil with the School board lady. Even when he disagrees with her, he is tactful but not disrespectful. HE poitns out that there a conflict ot their policies. I am sorry, but it makes sense to me. HE wants an open meeting to discuss a systemic problem, but the chair lady wants to regualte him to a private meeting. His beef is of a public nature, see too many times committees stifle opinion and rightful dialogue and the right to disagree by going to the private hurt feelz route. He even brings in some humor with the fiddle playing. Yes, dickheadish with the cops, but he had to have been frustrated, seeing how this cunt chair lady is really running her own little tyranny. DOnt think I am close to this mess, I am a Qunicy bum. lol But I have seens imilar shit at Quincy school board meetings. Yes, always be nice and respecful to law enforcement. But by the by, check out Chair Lisa
    Tabenkin FB page, this closet Domanatrix neutered her husband ages ago and all she did that meeting was try to do the same to Mr. Wellesley.

    • Rolling Snapper 69er
      March 13, 2018 at 6:27 pm

      Uncle Turtle siding with a die hard card carrying liberal? Holy cow, better check trhe resume of your prottection order, Miss Chair is a far left as the come. Wheelock grad, Tufts, old Brookline family money. She regularly advocates for having senstivity to people with the disease. Hubby LEv is a liberal hard case as well, openly criticizes Trump, gun ownership, and other positions. Probably has too or else wifey won’t tease the cock with the snap leather whip.

  • Your opinion doesn’t matter
    March 13, 2018 at 5:29 pm

    What actually happened was even more vindicating.  The committee continued with their meeting by first ending public speaking time, and too proud to walk out, Ukulele Man sat through the rest of the session, which was some of the most dry content imaginable, like a good boy. 

  • Pablo Picasso Was an Asshole
    March 13, 2018 at 5:04 pm

    Maybe he can team up with that panty waist hockey dad from Gaydover and they can crank out a sweet new country music video about Mericuh and rights and shit.

  • whatevuh
    March 13, 2018 at 4:32 pm

    Douchebag, pure and simple, they should have dragged his ass out of the building, and kicked him to the curb. Make Natick Great Again

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