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This Panhandler Is Not “Stoopid” He Just Thinks A Funny Sign Will Get Him More Drug Money

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A turtle rider sent us a picture of yet another winner holding a sign and begging for money at the corner of Mill Street and Park Ave:

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Nah, this guy’s not “stoopid.” He’s actually pretty smart and came up with a witty sign. Addicts will do pretty much anything to get their next fix. Except work. Fuck work.

Hey morons, why don’t you go down to Tracy Novick’s tax free home in West Tatnuck and beg there? She LOVES when derelicts roll into her neighborhood and harass her and her husband. If you spend a day panhandling there and document it we will give you a $50 gift certificate to the restaurant of your choice. No lie. We know you people have cell phones and Facebook so do something useful for once!!

 

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60 Comment(s)
  • Kim
    August 25, 2016 at 9:13 am

    I’m the real Kim and Bob get a life I make a nice comment about Fiesty and then u start posting under a fake name seriously BOB, and to Carlos Rodriquez yes. All RICANS are SPICKS

  • Sheriff Woody
    August 25, 2016 at 12:27 am

    Reach for the sky!!!!!

    hehehehehehehehe…. We have grown to quite the army! A small army, my fellow Officers. I would say there are about 7 under this gold plated belt of mine!

  • BobnMic
    August 24, 2016 at 11:55 pm

    Nice job there Fiesty fucking this comment section up. Real nice. It is nothing now but total shit. Nobody joking around. Nobody having any sort of fun.

    Just you and your 20 fucking fake names fucking this whole thing up. What drives a person like you to do a thing like this? Fucking unreal…

  • Carlos Rodriguez
    August 24, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    I have been waiting at the Turtle in Worcester for two hrs and you haven’t showed up.

    You know who you are. Turtleboy wants to call latino people spics? Show your face. Still at the turtle statue.

    Bring Brett as someone here wants to know what him and Aiden both mean when they say the word “WIGGER” in their stories.

    Time to rid Worcester of racist blogs such as Turtleboy

    • Kevins 9 iron
      August 24, 2016 at 10:23 pm

      I’m there with them too….

      • Carlos Rodriguez
        August 24, 2016 at 10:50 pm

        No weapons bro

        • Kevins 9 iron
          August 24, 2016 at 11:03 pm

          Shut the fuck up!!!!!

          • Kevins 9 iron
            August 24, 2016 at 11:04 pm

            I was being sarcastic… I learned my funny side from Kevy’s Dad. You have to have a good sense of humor to fuck his fat mom!

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      August 24, 2016 at 10:27 pm

      Wow… Does Kevin miss jail that much? Just begging for trouble.

      Can I bottle his tears?? I love salty tears.

      • Carlos Rodriguez
        August 24, 2016 at 10:48 pm

        Pig. You don’t remember me sweatheart? We been out together

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          August 24, 2016 at 10:52 pm

          Oink oink!! Nope. You get to spin the wheel again, ya losah!!!

          I have never met you David. I don’t associate with your kind. No, not making a gay joke, making a “boyfriend of a killer” joke.

        • ProfessorM
          August 24, 2016 at 10:53 pm

          Carlos, Could you kindly stop hitting on my girlfriend? Geez, the nerve of people around here.!

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            August 24, 2016 at 11:06 pm

            Caaaaaaaaaaaan you feel the LOOOOOOVE…………

            Lesbians… LOL

          • Woody
            August 24, 2016 at 11:07 pm

            Can I join in? I like to play dress up.

    • Carlos Rodriguez
      August 25, 2016 at 9:35 am

      For those of you who don’t know me, my name is actually Kevin Lynch. I went to prison for murdering a guy in South Boston. I’m out now though, but recently got arrested in Fitchburg for attacking police and fire and starting a riot outside a bar. I have a permanent loss of license due to a road rage incident on Route 2. I have never actually worked at any job, but I want to take this opportunity to thank all of you for supporting me with a crazy check, welfare, food stamps, free health care and free phone. I live with my mother and my BF Dave. Dave was also in prison and he gets the same checks I do. Just wanted to introduce myself!

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      August 26, 2016 at 2:28 pm

      Show me one blog where Turtleboy uses the word spic, and I’ll sign my next four paychecks over to the charity of your choice.

      Comments by random morons don’t count, as Turtleboy isn’t responsible for the thoughts of his fan base.

  • Kim
    August 24, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    We all enjoy Fiesty but bob can go. Fiesty is intelligent and funny I enjoy her posts daily.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      August 24, 2016 at 8:25 pm

      Concerned Turtle Rider I have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about, I don’t even like cupcakes……..

      Kim, I love you too Kim… but be careful being too nice to me here!! 😉

    • Kim
      August 24, 2016 at 9:15 pm

      I think Bob is smart and knows what he is talking about but I think fiestylawyerlady seems very out of touch and not too educated.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        August 24, 2016 at 9:18 pm

        ^^ Pure example of why you can’t be nice to me Kim…

        • Kim
          August 24, 2016 at 10:09 pm

          Go away cunt

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            August 24, 2016 at 11:14 pm

            You know something there Bob and Kim. You are the worst people on this earth. Worse than anybody I can ever imagine. I so fucking hate you both so much. I can not believe how much I hate you. Every thing you both say sucks. I just want to see you both go away so bad.

            You are such fucking assholes. I hate hate hate you so MUCH it makes me so mad!!!

          • Woody M.
            August 24, 2016 at 11:18 pm

            AH me so horny ah ah ah me so horny ah me so horny me love you long time…..
            AH me so horny AH AH AH me so horny AH me so horny me love you long time…

            Come downstairs to the basement baby, I’m playing dress up.

    • arghhhhhhh
      August 24, 2016 at 9:29 pm

      “We all enjoy Fiesty”
      Kim – no we don’t. Speak for yourself.

      If Fiesty is so wonderful, maybe she should go start her own blog…please.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        August 24, 2016 at 9:48 pm

        Vampires need blood, I need tears of a sissy bitch. My survival skills are top notch so far.

        • Carlos Rodriguez
          August 24, 2016 at 10:23 pm

          Fiesty,do you strap it on for your man too? Do you tale it in the ass sweatheart?

          Serious, are you single? Well hung latino here if you or any of your girlfriends went to get down.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            August 24, 2016 at 10:30 pm

            No thanks. I don’t like HIV with my fries.

          • Bagdad
            August 24, 2016 at 11:05 pm

            “Well hung latino.” Ok , yeah, right. Kinda like Excellent dancer straight white male.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            August 24, 2016 at 11:20 pm

            LMAO!! This fucking guy… “Well hung” like it matters…. It’s not always the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean. ROOKIE!

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            August 24, 2016 at 11:27 pm

            No Carlos but you can stick anything up my ass baby. Fuck you and fuck everybody else.

          • Nancy Droz Marsden
            August 24, 2016 at 11:45 pm

            You can stick it up my bum too. I love sex in my anal cavity. I would like to go to dinner first, but it won’t be a deal breaker. We can order in and watch a movie you know, “netflix and chill” like the youngins’ say. Take it slow baby and squeeze my nipples once you enter. It let’s my brain focus on nipple pain and forget that I’m getting pumped in my bum bum!

          • Kevin Lynch
            August 25, 2016 at 9:28 am

            I should confess that I sometimes post under other names. Like Carlo Rodriguez. It’s part of the hangover from having been in PRISON for MURDERING SOMEONE.

  • A Concerned Turtle Rider
    August 24, 2016 at 8:16 pm

    Can we please get rid of these two fucking idiots Bob & Feisty? Or at least make it so their comments are invisible or something? At this point, it’s like watching two retards fight over the last cupcake.

    • please stop!
      August 24, 2016 at 11:00 pm

      Amen turtle rider. Amen!!!

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      August 26, 2016 at 2:22 pm

      Signed, sealed, delivered.

  • Beans
    August 24, 2016 at 7:11 pm

    Saw a panhandler (shorts and shirt and no track marks) strumming a guitar and his sign said “spare change or I’m voting for trump”. I appreciated the effort-of course it wasn’t in Massachusetts.

  • Kim
    August 24, 2016 at 6:47 pm

    Can someone answer question why doesn’t Tracy Novak pay taxes??

    • WormtownorBust
      August 24, 2016 at 7:00 pm

      Taxes are for poor people.

    • The Leona Hemsley of the Westside
      August 24, 2016 at 10:58 pm

      Because her home is on the bogus Greater Worcester Land Trust that her silly husband runs and its tax free property. That’s how.

  • BobnMic
    August 24, 2016 at 6:44 pm

    Fiesty – if you choked yourself you would do the world a humongous favor trust me and by no means be missed. You know what I’m twalkin’ about?

    Back to topic the funniest sign I saw was from this Jeff Spicoli looking dude at Main and Chandler Sts a few years ago. Sign said – “Need money for Pot and Beer.”

    Fucking classic and honest as shit you got to admit. People were actually stopping to give this dude $$$. Such a riot.

    • BobnMic
      August 24, 2016 at 6:56 pm

      P.S. No such thing as an ugly Prostitute in Worcester. In fact that is a job requirement and a preferred specialized skill upon being vetted during the hiring process of said employment prior to being deployed onto into the field.

      • Capt Stubing
        August 25, 2016 at 5:05 am

        Bob-

        Shut the fuck up. That is all.

    • Antnee
      August 24, 2016 at 10:53 pm

      Who asked you?

  • Jay
    August 24, 2016 at 5:17 pm

    I saw that guy, the sign made me laugh. I’d rather see him around than the guy whos at the speedway now who was standing on the road instead of the sidewalk and would get so close to people’s windows he could kiss the glass to get them to look, give a bogus smile, and then visibly get angry and start swearing when they wouldn’t give him money. Fuck that guy.

    • Antnee
      August 24, 2016 at 10:52 pm

      If he’s in the road, be careful, don’t run him over.

  • Jacqueline Germain
    ;D
    August 24, 2016 at 4:47 pm

    They’ll take the $50 gift certificate and sell it at the pawn shop for cash lol

    • Antnee
      August 24, 2016 at 10:50 pm

      For $20.

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 24, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    I’ll fight you for that sign. I’m REALLY stoopid.

  • BobnMic
    August 24, 2016 at 4:21 pm

    Can I have that sign when they’re done? I’m stoopid.

  • Barnyard
    August 24, 2016 at 4:15 pm

    I went by the opposite corner this week and there was at least 5 empty plastic drink and water bottles at the bottom of the light post, along with two frigging ears of corn, I’m assuming someone gave to him. Dude was gone..left everything behind. Guess his crack teeth can’t do the corn.

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 24, 2016 at 2:52 pm

    I’d do it. But I can’t drive. Because of that road rage incident a few years ago. Right after I got out of prison for murdering a guy with a golf club.

    • GFY
      August 24, 2016 at 3:32 pm

      Don’t forget, you are usually busy with your mother’s mega clit in your mouth aswell

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        August 24, 2016 at 8:00 pm

        Um… So I was curious and googled mega clit.

        *erases history*

  • JoeMomma
    August 24, 2016 at 2:15 pm

    I guess the only choice left is to run for office……..

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    August 24, 2016 at 2:00 pm

    Listen, for $50 I will do it myself. I once ate cinnamon powder for $10 just because I love a challenge. I immediately almost went into cardiac arrest and choked everywhere… to the point I heaved up my breakfast. Was definitely worth the $10 just to say I ain’t no punk bitch! Brother still has it on video – will never live it down.

    • GoneWest
      August 24, 2016 at 2:26 pm

      You don’t have the balls to show your face on the Westside

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        August 24, 2016 at 3:16 pm

        I hear it’s real dangerous there!

      • reddog
        August 25, 2016 at 6:14 pm

        shuge knight is in jail,im sure she’ll be fine.

    • A. Bum
      August 24, 2016 at 10:47 pm

      What’s her address?

    • JoeMomma
      August 25, 2016 at 9:22 am

      2 ugly 2 prostitute
      2 stoopid 2 steal……
      It needs one more line….

      2 lazy 2 work

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