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Sometimes the best part about Jeopardy are the contestants. And on Friday I had the pleasure of watching one of the sauciest, cheeky gay men in history strut his Jeopardy swag like I’ve never seen before after nailing a Daily Double:

Think this guy worked his ass to get onto Jeopardy and he’d just be happy to be there? LOL. Think again. This guy is a cold blooded killer and he came to drink your blood. He could’ve prevented the Baltimore riots by standing in front of that CVS and doing his saucy finger snap till the cows came home. Perhaps even better was his domination of the “First Lady First Names” category:

“Lemonade Lucy Hayes.” Absolutely brilliant. I had no idea who Lucy Hayes was, and I’m pretty sure her husband was the guy who took Texas for us, but apparently she made a mean White House lemonade. He should’ve gotten $3,000 in bonus points just of that reference alone.

Unfortunately this cocksure ball of spunk ended up losing the lead he took into Final Jeopardy. And right when the show started going to credits he made this hand gesture:

I have no idea what my man is doing right there, but I need more of it in my life, post haste. When he lost, America lost. Jeopardy won’t be the same without you on Monday, you sweet cheeky gay man.

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