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This Thing Threatened To Kill Councilor Gaffney And Dump His Body Behind State Liquors For His Resolution Promising To Obey Federal Law

This Thing Threatened To Kill Councilor Gaffney And Dump His Body Behind State Liquors For His Resolution Promising To Obey Federal Law

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We’re gonna talk more about the shitshow at the Worcester City Council meeting last night later. But while the debate was going on, and before the Councilors voted 9-2 to make Worcester a sanctuary city, Councilor Gaffney was getting death threats on Twitter from a Clark grad, Cambridge SJW named Gretchen Felker-Martin. First of all, try to dream up a greater social justice warrior name than Gretchen Felker-Martin. You can’t. Her name is Gretchen. It’s 2017, and that’s her name. And of course she has a hyphenated last name, because having just one last name makes you a misogynist. Gretchen is everything you dreamed she would be and more:

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TRIGGERED!!!!

Not sure what her pre-transition name was, but she strikes me as a Todd. Just sayin.

Here’s a little background on her:

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Her job is a “proofreader” for Bella Books, which is apparently some sort of company that publishes books about feminist lesbian gamers. Here’s their Facebook pageNot sure what Cambridge Transcriptions is but they have a Facebook page too.

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She also works for some kind of literary gaming site called the Rainbow Hubwhere she is an “inveterate re-watcher of television”:

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So, she basically sits around eating Cheetos all day while watching re-runs. In other words, she is everything we dreamed she would be and more.

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Haaaaaaavvvvve mercy.

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Check out what Gretchen Felker-Martin had to say to Councilor Gaffney right before he got up to speak in favor of his resolution:

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“We’re gonna bury your lonely corpse in the overgrown lot behind State Liquors. Michael.”

This is what they teach at feminist gaming conventions apparently. How to send death threats to City Councilors on social media because you disagree with their politics. Keep in mind, she didn’t just shout this out for he friends to see. She has an open Twitter account (for now) and she purposely tagged Councilor Gaffney (by retweeting his original tweet) so that it would come up on his notifications and he would see it. It was a public display of intimidation in order to force him to withdraw the resolution. It’s basically terrorism.

But seriously, that’s pretty twisted. For those of you unfamiliar with what she is referring to, we actually did a blog on the overgrown lot behind State Liquors. Most of us look at images like these and think, “what an eyesore.”

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Gretchen Felker-Martin looks at it and says, “I could dump Councilor Gaffney’s dead body there after I kill him.”

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She wasn’t done though. She stood by her promise to feed him to the rats mafia style:

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She mocked people who thought it was kind of insane to publicly imply that you’re going to murder an elected official because you disagree with him:

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She invited the Worcester Police to arrest her:

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And finally her boyfriend (yes, you read that right – boyfriend) told her to shut up:

 

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So she started making excuses for her death threats. She said his corpse was lonely because his “wife is in the middle of leaving him”

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Which is patently untrue. But the truth has never really mattered to these cretins.

And then on Facebook she was surprised that people had a problem with her repeated promises to dump Gaffney’s body behind a liquor store:

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This is the “when they go low, we got high” crowd. This is the “love Trumps hate” crowd. Last night they did their favorite chant, “Tell us what democracy looks like – this is what democracy looks like,” on repeat. Because to them, democracy involves mobs of people, bullying those who disagree with them into submission, and threatening to kill City Councilors. Ya know, because love Trumps hate.

 

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51 Comment(s)
  • LLC
    February 2, 2017 at 10:33 am

    Using “she” was veryyyyyy generous of you, TBS.

    That thing looks like a blob of undetermined origin.

  • BobnMic
    February 2, 2017 at 12:12 am

    Ten fucking harassment posts on one article Turd and Fiesty? Ten? That has to be a record. Do I own your dumbass brains or what? Holy shit.

    • Officer BobnMic
      February 2, 2017 at 12:55 am

      Hands up, you’re under arrest! PEW PEW PEW! My mom always told me I could be anything I wanted, she didn’t say it had to be outside of my imagination!

      Up again tonight, heart burn has been killing me. My mom’s meatballs are so spicy. She brings them downstairs to the basement for me. Serves them in a superman bowl and I use a spork because I’m developmentally delayed and have no idea how to use a dinner utensil.

      • KJDS
        February 2, 2017 at 1:48 pm

        That last part reminded me of Ruprecht from “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels” – he has a wine cork on the end of his fork so he doesn’t poke his eye out 🙂 Good times.

        • BobnMic
          February 2, 2017 at 3:06 pm

          I think I like Ruprecht’s request to go to the bathroom the best. What’s missing is he says, “Thank you” and the end:

          https://youtu.be/29iPMa1YdW4

  • BobnMic's Gynecologist
    February 1, 2017 at 11:02 pm

    I don’t know what everyone here is talking about. BobnMic can vouch for me, I know my shit! I’m the one who correctly diagnosed his micropenis as the enlarged clitoris it is. Enough about me. Please send this specimen my way. I always had an interest in veterinary medicine. My professional opinion is that we are looking at the spawn of an orgy between Harry Potter, Ron Weaseley, and Hagrid and one of his magical creatures. I can easily determine the sex of this specimen by playing a Hillary Clinton video or Burger King commercial to induce sexual stimulation, at which point I will proceed to throw a bag of flour on her to find sex organs.

  • Jeanette C
    February 1, 2017 at 10:05 pm

    What I really don’t understand, is why her friends, think it is ok for her to tweet about dumping Mike’s lonely corpse behind State Liquors and tag him in the tweet. This woman really has some serious mental issues. I’m sure if anyone tweeted the same thing about her or anyone of her friends, it wouldn’t be a “joke” to any of them, they would be raising holy hell and calling WPD too…….Time to grow up you’ll and pull up your big boy and girl panties and enter the adult world!!!

    • KJDS
      February 2, 2017 at 1:45 pm

      They’re raising holy hell right now, and don’t seem to appreciate their hypocrisy at all!

  • UsualSuspect
    February 1, 2017 at 9:18 pm

    Don’t these clowns know how this place works. You get made fun of for being SJW pussies that ruin America, and we snipe you in the comment section. You fuckups just protested and shouted down a public figure for their views, bullies one and all, then cry like pussies in the comment section of a blog. Grow a pair FFS. You all suck. Get a real job, pay taxes, and grow a fucking backbone.

    Life is not all happy feelings and snowflakes, and our country is not for every person worldwide that feels like coming here. There is a process, my ancestors used it, came in via Ellis Island, did the paperwork to arrive legally. People need to wait their turn and come here through the proper channels, or be kicked out when they don’t. Get out of this country now if you don’t like the rules, we can let an immigrant in to replace your useless asses.

    • KJDS
      February 2, 2017 at 1:44 pm

      You probably can’t hear it, but I’m applauding you from flyover country. 🙂

  • Matt
    February 1, 2017 at 6:32 pm

    Hannah above is right. You take a tweet out of context of the person’s tone and then proceed to mercilessly mock them? Every single teenager I work daily has somehow developed more empathy than the author of this article.

    This material is vile and pointless, and those cheering it on in the comments: your behavior is almost as reprehensible.

    This disgusts me.

    • Turd Burglestein
      February 1, 2017 at 6:55 pm

      ^^^^Must be the boyfriend.

      • Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
        February 2, 2017 at 1:19 am

        I was unaware a dildo could type.

    • Terrapin Surfer
      February 2, 2017 at 7:58 am

      Run along to your safe space now. Since these people trigger you, we wouldn’t want your little feelings hurt. Head over to Gretchen’s page and rub one out, you’ll feel much better.

    • hahahaohreally
      February 4, 2017 at 2:30 am

      you don’t have to read it. You can see bad hurtful words and (GASP) ignore them. you came out of your way to this site just to be offended. GO AWAY! Guess what? Its my right to say anything I want to that “offends” you. I just can’t threaten you.. which is what she did you Gaffney on Twitter.

  • Hannah
    February 1, 2017 at 5:46 pm

    Gretchen is gorgeous. Shut your illiterate face holes. She’s one of the most sarcastic people I know, so the friends who follow her Twitter could follow her logic just fine. For having stalked her Facebook, you know nothing about her. You’re a bunch of slandering, narrow minded jerks.

    • BobnMic
      February 1, 2017 at 5:48 pm

      Do you think she’d do a 3 way with me and my blow up wife? She’s really hot.

    • BobnMic
      February 1, 2017 at 5:52 pm

      It’s Gretchen who I think is hot. Not my blow up wife, she’s a skanky whore. Oh my little Gretchypoo, I profess my love for you.

  • BobnMic
    February 1, 2017 at 4:52 pm

    I would hit that shit all night long. Talk about an instant boner.

    • BobnMic's Tiny Penis
      February 1, 2017 at 4:54 pm

      Yeah baby, bring that shit on. Imma knock the bottom outta that.

    • BobnMic's Gerbil
      February 1, 2017 at 5:38 pm

      I would almost rather be felched by her than you, you no Hartz treat buying bastard.

  • BobnMic's Blow Up Wife
    February 1, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    Hey Bobsey…we should invite her over for one of those mageneri de trios things.

    • BobnMic's Blow Up Wife
      February 1, 2017 at 4:46 pm

      Does my mouth look like Feisty put both her hands in there and gave herself a round of applause?

    • BobnMic
      February 1, 2017 at 5:20 pm

      It’s called a menagerie of twats you stupid whore.

      • Officer BobnMic
        February 1, 2017 at 9:32 pm

        You fucking SJW!!!!!! DON’T YOU DARE POST AS ME! There is no way you are a real police officer like ME! I uphold the law. Look at my goddamned badge, do you see that? It’s THICK felt, the kind you get from Joann’s Fabric. The pin I use is starting to pierce my nipple so, I’m back to a glue gun.

        I’m used to using guns that don’t have real bullets. Just like my fingers, PEW PEW! HANDS UP!

  • Austin Powers
    February 1, 2017 at 3:13 pm

    That’s a man, baby!

  • John Galt
    February 1, 2017 at 2:42 pm

    Notice that it “studied at Clark”. Not graduated. Anyone who cannot pass the requirements for a pseudo-degree from this glorified high school is indeed a dope, despite the fancy hyphenated name.

    • KJDS
      February 1, 2017 at 3:30 pm

      I think that’s a weird FB thing. I looked at my profile the other day, and it says that I “studied at” my alma mater, even though I marked the “Graduated” button. I don’t know how to fix that.

  • Wtf
    February 1, 2017 at 2:05 pm

    What I continually find amusing is that all these people, used very loosely, continue to sound so dumb. If you want to be taken seriously make a rational , debatable statement or a well written grammatically correct argument for your opinion. Not a stupid threat that shows you are either a sociopath OR terrible comedian. Either way I am fairly certain it is possible to state a valid opinion, we all have one or ten thousand , and sound a little more intelligent while doing it. I see folks who claim to be published writers that literally can’t put a cohesive sentence together, college grads that have little to no clue what punctuation is or how about a proof reader with grammatical errors. Awesome world we live in. I as a slightly older adult that knows how to spell and I actually know how to use a book, am mortified that this shit is the future of the world. I hope I am dead before something major would ever depend on a spelling contest. Wtf

    • Hannah
      February 1, 2017 at 5:56 pm

      I have actually read pieces of the novel Gretchen has been working on, and she’s very talented. Clearly, an off-the-cuff, hasty, sarcastic response condemns her to being idiotic. … Note that was sarcasm.

  • Arrest time for the poseur
    February 1, 2017 at 1:04 pm

    Firstly, to look at those three names with the famous hyphen too. One knows there will be trouble, not if. Also, threatening to kill someone is against the law. She should be arrested, fined and a jail term is part of the deal too. Bust her pronto !

  • Jeanette C
    February 1, 2017 at 12:57 pm

    OMG, I almost fell off my chair laughing. Mike, if you or Coreen need a body guard from these idiots, I am available and willing. Being a 54 year old woman, who works out 3-5 days a week, I don’t think I would have much trouble taking them down for you, LOL…….Of course you and Coreen probably wouldn’t have any trouble with them either. As to where this idiot got the idea Coreen is leaving you, who the heck knows where they get their crazy ideas, I think she’s been sniffing the glue too much. I don’t believe that for a second.

  • WHAT?
    February 1, 2017 at 12:08 pm

    I’ll bet if you asked her, she’d tell you she voted for Maura Healey.

    • Duke Westwood
      February 1, 2017 at 1:16 pm

      Of course s/he did! Got to get rid of those scary “assault” rifles.

    • No gerbils here (or hartz treats)
      February 2, 2017 at 5:43 am

      Actually she (he maybe?) diddles herself to pics of Healy.

  • KJDS
    February 1, 2017 at 12:04 pm

    Dear God! What is that THING?!

    • Hannah
      February 1, 2017 at 5:49 pm

      A human being, you asshat. Are you quoting Princess Bride on purpose, or just being a transonic jerk?

      • KJDS
        February 2, 2017 at 1:38 pm

        I have no idea how my comment denoted or related to speeds close to that of sound, but if that’s what gets you through the day.

        I have no idea what it is since it seems to prefer pronouns of “they” and “their”, which is a plural context. Quite frankly, I’m just sick of people making up new rules that have no basis in reality.

        And yes, “The Princess Bride” is an immensely quotable film.

  • Edward O'Brien
    February 1, 2017 at 11:46 am

    Wow, where does someone begin? First, Gretchen’s tweet is clearly disturbing. Again, typical hysteria from the Liberal crowd. She studies History at Clark, but has not graduated. Maybe they teach Political Science later in the Degree program?

    Second, the authors/editors of the news article are hysterical. I read the article and I am barely able to contain my laughter. I cant tell which is funnier: the rats, the land, the killing, the feeding to the rats. I drive by that plot of land at least once a day, I don’t think I will ever look at that parcel the same way again without laughing.

    Third, why shouldn’t the police be involved? Her comment made a clear express threat. Why does she believe if it is typed and she can hide behind a computer, this makes the threat acceptable?

  • Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
    February 1, 2017 at 11:33 am

    So her imaginary boyfriend has more smarts than she does. A paper bag and a sharpie couldn’t help her look any better. My dick crawled up inside me and punched me in the back of the eyeballs just for looking at her. I could go on a 3 bottle tequila bender and find her attractive.

    • Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
      February 1, 2017 at 11:36 am

      NOT find her attractive….. I just puked in my mouth a little for my typing mistake.

    • Cocomom
      February 1, 2017 at 4:32 pm

      @Ewwwwwww, omg. That was the funniest comment I ever read.
      Thank you for a really satisfying belly laugh. PS: she is a pig.

      • Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
        February 2, 2017 at 1:14 am

        I don’t know about that. A pig would eat anothe pig. I would venture to say even a pig would run away from that.

  • I melt snowflakes.
    February 1, 2017 at 11:28 am

    So basically the term Libtard should just be changed to Fuckin moronic waste of oxygen. Buh bye $59 MILLION federal dollars that payed for lots of stuff. Didn’t they just all vote themselves a raise? STOP FUCKIN PRETENDING YOU HAVE A FUCKIN CLUE AND GO BACK IN WHATEVER FUCKIN SAFE SPACE YOU CRAWLED OUT OF FOR FUCKS SAKE. You people are the problem with society today. Hope you enjoy less funding and more ILLEGAL immigrants to pay for when they start flocking to worcester. YOU are just as bad as they are. WANNA MAKE A REAL DIFFERENCE??? Hop your asses on a plane fly over to the oppressed countries that they are fleeing and help them make their country better if you feel so fuckin bad for them. GO PROTEST over there with you signs and stupid chants you…… wait what did Joe Perry call you….MORONS.

    • Talisman
      February 1, 2017 at 12:45 pm

      They prefer to fester where they can threaten, incite and even physically assault their foes with impunity…for now. Once their merry bands of shitbaggery venture out of urburbia and sympathetic politicoitus, they won’t enjoy the same unopposed freedom to act as they please without retaliation. It won’t be too much longer now and they’ll run up the wrong street, or get in the face of the wrong person.

  • Buck Futts
    February 1, 2017 at 11:25 am

    Inmates still wishing they were running the asylum. She should learn to act her weight.

  • Boss Tweed
    February 1, 2017 at 11:21 am

    What a complete waste. Too think Clark used to be a nice school until the inmates took it over.

  • paul
    February 1, 2017 at 11:16 am

    I think we should start a petition to deport anyone with a hyphenated name, the country would be a better place.
    How is it you can get away with threatening someones life with no consequences

  • Eleanor
    February 1, 2017 at 10:55 am

    Jesus she looks unhappy in every picture. That Clark education is sure going to good use because everyone needs a college degree to read and watch TV. Parents must be proud.

    • ZephyrCat
      February 1, 2017 at 3:04 pm

      Who would take her seriously? Bury somebody??? She looks like she barely has the energy to lift her hefty ass over to the toilet to take her weekly shit. That’s why she looks that way. Badly constipated. In other words, seriously full of shit!

      • Turd Burglestein
        February 1, 2017 at 4:48 pm

        Yeah…I definitely would run if faced with burgling that.

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