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To commemorate one year of the Trump presidency social justice warriors did what they do best today – make fools of themselves and scare away any normal, moderate person who was possibly interested in not voting for Donald Trump in 2020. It’s seriously the only thing they seem to know how to do. Just like last year they donned their pink pussy hats and took the streets to protest…….something. Surely there must be some rights that have been eliminated due to #45. Just can’t think of what that is off the top of my head.
Oh wait, turns out there are no rights that men have which don’t carry over to women. We actually have several state and federal laws that specifically ban such things. There are multiple equal pay laws on the books, yet equal pay doesn’t exist. Why? It’s gotta be sexism right? It can’t be a result of personal choices, less aggressive tactics when it comes to contract negotiations, or men pursuing higher risk, higher reward careers at higher rates than women. No, no, no. Stop using logic Turtle fucker!! It’s mansplaining to suggest that it can be anything but sexism, and the only way to fix that is to take to the streets!!!
Now we could spend all day making fun of these nudniks, and make no doubt about it – if you participated in this, you are an embarrassment. But the one in Northampton kept coming across my Facebook page today, so we decided to use their march as example of everything that is wrong with these idiots:
Naturally the woman’s rights march was led by a big fat white guy:
And as usual, this march, which was supposed to revolve around women’s alleged lack of rights, turned into a beef stew of buzzword rainbows. Immigration, global warming, tax reform – they had signs for all of those. None of which are women’s issues. So basically what they’re saying is, if you’re a woman who doesn’t subscribe to every left wing cause outlined at the DNC, you can’t march with us.
My personal favorite? “Black lives matter.” They kept shouting that one. So I looked through that long sea of granola eating 413 crusading heroes:
Couldn’t find a single black person. Not one. Saw plenty of gray haired white women who have intentionally chosen to live in communities with no black people though. There are no shortage of them in the pioneer valley. But I felt like I was watching a Klan rally. Because it appears as if they made zero attempt to diversify or bring any sort of black female representation. Although they did have dancing:
But no black dancers were allowed. Because everyone who participated in this is a racist. See? Now I get why these people play the race card so often. It’s fun calling people you don’t know racist!!
My favorite sign was this one:
Your feelings are not real facts. This coming from people who’s entire thought process and world outlook revolves around feelings and the denial of facts. Can’t make this stuff up.
My biggest problem is how these losers drag their kids to it. What kid wants to march in the cold on on a Saturday morning? Let your kid be a kid instead of brainwashing them with your hateful anti-black bullshit.
Anyway, I’ll just be sitting over here saving kitty cats, spending time with my family, and watching the Patriots march to their next Super Bowl as I bask in one of the healthiest economies in American history. Sorry if I don’t have time to protest, life is too good right now in the United States of America.