Yesterday we published a blog about Jessica DePatie, AKA the Tinder Tunaflap Tornado, after she got dumped by a gun she might on Tinder, stalked him like a lunatic, pretended to be pregnant, threatened to kill herself if he didn’t call her back, faked her own death, pretended to a Hopkinton cop, her father, and a radio executive, and harassed the guy who dumped her and his boss relentlessly all day on Thanksgiving.
As soon as the blog was published I got an email from the Tunaflap Tornado as I figured I would, filled with the same sort of lies she told the guy who now has a restraining order out against her. Except this time she pretended that they were together for four months and he kicked the shit out of her.
Now she’s blaming the victim’s mother, and claim to have “evidence” that all this occurred, but she’s not going to show me the evidence because it will interfere with the imaginary trial against her victim.
Oh, and she got her states fucked up too. Yesterday it was Colorado she was running off to, not Wyoming. But I guess all rectangles look alike to her.
She then sent this message using a burner phone to her victim’s boss.
Notice how she mentions an “ex” hitting her there too? Well a couple observant turtle riders noticed a name from her ramblings on Snapchat – Lars.
Lars is the guy she pretends is her ex boyfriend and whom she claims attacked her in those messages. His real name is Lars Bergstrom, an 18 year old kid from Holliston who was arrested in May for allegedly choking and threatening his girlfriend.
Lars met the Tunaflap Tornado in “detox” according to the Metrowest Daily News, but in reality it was a mental health hospital. Ya see, Lars’ older sister Olivia was murdered by her boyfriend in February of 2018. It was all over the news.
He’s obviously fucked up from it, and now he’s being punished again because he had the misfortune of meeting this psychopath there. And just like with the DJ she’s now stalking, she pretended he was her boyfriend (she’s 6-7 years older than him), and made up baseless lies about him attacking her.
A Holliston man hit his girlfriend in the head with a candlestick, choked her with a phone charger and threatened to shoot her, a prosecutor said Monday in Framingham District Court. Police arrested Lars D. Bergstrom, 18, on Saturday, charging him with the incident that occurred last Wednesday, prosecutor Mikela Almeida said during Bergstrom’s arraignment. On Saturday, around 7:22 p.m., police went to Bergrstom’s 447 Marshall St., home for a disturbance. Once there, Bergstrom’s girlfriend said he had beaten her earlier in the week, police said. According to a police report, Bergstrom became enraged when the woman asked him for $60 he owed her.
“He hit her multiple times with different objects,” said Almeida. “He grabbed a phone charger and strangled her with it.”
According to the report, one of the items Bergstrom hit the woman with was a candlestick. She said she saw “colors” after being hit in the head and could not say what the other items were. She said when he was choking her, she scratched his face. Bergstrom told the woman since she was in his house “he had a right” to shoot her. The woman told police she knew Bergstrom had a gun and he kept in his car, police wrote in the report. The woman has bruises on both of her cheeks and injuries to her neck, police wrote in the report, and also found a realistic looking BB gun in Bergstrom’s bedroom.
Police arrested Bergstrom and charged him with strangulation, domestic assault and battery, domestic assault and battery with a dangerous weapon and domestic assault with a dangerous weapon. Almeida asked Judge Jennifer Stark to hold Bergstrom on $1,000 bail, but Bergstrom’s lawyer, Christopher Shannon, said the allegations are all a lie.
“He adamantly denies the facts as alleged in the police report,” said Shannon. “He denies they were ever even dating.”
Shannon said Bergstrom met the woman, who is 23, about a year ago when they were both in rehab. The woman has contacted Bergstrom repeatedly, but he has no interest in her.
Holy fucking shit. This is almost the same exact story she’s now making up about the DJ. A guy wants nothing to do with her, she pretends they were a couple, she stalks him, then calls the cops on him and covers herself in bruises to make it look real. It took place IN HIS HOUSE!! She mentions the gun because he probably told her that if she attacked him he’d defend himself. She knows that all the cops needed to hear were the words, “detox,” “gun,” “boyfriend,” and “money,” and their minds were already made up.
Oh yea, and HE CALLED THE COPS!! Why would a guilty man call the cops to his own house? When cops go to a domestic dispute it’s always he said-she said, and without indisputable proof they’re always gonna believe she said. Especially when the dude has substance abuse problems.
And did I mention the alleged incident took place “earlier in the week?” How convenient. Gives her plenty of time to hurt herself and blame him for the bruises. This is a woman who told the DJ who dumped her that she cut her own leg, took a bunch of pills, and intended on framing him for it.
He is still being charged with four felonies for this, and there is no doubt in my mind that this woman will take the stand and lie. I GUARANTEE none of this happened. But because the kid wears flat brimmed hats and was once in a mental health facility, and because she’s a Northeastern grad who comes from a good family, she will manipulate any judge or jury.
This is scary shit. I’ve called the Holliston Police Department today to speak to an officer about it. Perhaps I’m missing something, but it seems like there is NO DOUBT that she’s making this up. If all they have is her word, then they have nothing, because she’s a batshit insane lunatic who makes up lies about guys who won’t date her like it’s going out of style.
ADA Mikela Almeida is new to the job too.
She’s trying to make a name for herself by going after a guy she thinks is a woman abuser, because she’s prosecuting law in Middlesex County, which has a long and documented history of not prosecuting violent offenders like Jared Remy who go on to murder their spouses.
This is the most obvious free muh boi situation in the history of free muh boi. I’ve contacted Lars’ attorney Christopher Shannon but haven’t heard back yet. Hopefully that changes shortly. Stay tuned for updates on this one.
P.S. A lot of people criticized us for writing this story because this chick is crazy and they felt bad for her. Do you still feel that way now? She’s not some innocent person who’s only dragging herself down. She’s a manipulative evil twat who’s actively trying to ruin the lives of many others. She should be in jail and forced to undergo mental health evaluation.
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