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Tittoozilla And Stink Stuffer Raised $7K With GoFundMe Scam By Pretending She’s Dying Of Brain Cancer, He Pleads Dindu Nuffin 


This is Erin Slattery and her baby daddy Shane Farrington from Granby, CT.

She’s got tittoos, dog filters, and glamour photos on Subarus.

His name is Shane.

Clearly we are going down the ratchet expressway at full speed.

A little over a week ago Shane started a GoFundMe for Erin because she suddenly had brain cancer and was on the verge of dying if they didn’t raise money for the chemo that insurance I guess didn’t cover.

They wisely used the crotch fruits as bait in the cover photo which netted them over $7K in donos.

Literally four days later Tittoozilla posted this.

LOL. Yea, so I told a little white lie about (checks notes) having terminal brain cancer. But you can trust her now that she still has cancer, just not as bad as you thought it was before. She blew all your donations but she’ll get it back to you for real this time. Promise!

Meanwhile Shane is pulling the “Yo, I didn’t know that my baby momma didn’t really have brain cancer dindu nuffin” card.

“For anyone affected by my previous relationship from literally 4 days ago, involving a fundraiser I created and shared multiple times on social media, you’ll have to take my word for it that I’m a victim too here.”

Luckily for Shane she’s going along with that whopper too.

In other words, he’s got something on her and she has to play along.

According to her though he’s abusive to her and the crotch fruits, which is why she left him.

But according to him he found out that she was lying about having brain cancer this whole time, she tried to get him to go along with it, and he decided that this was a deal breaker.

Now they’ve apparently gotten a visit from the DCF Fairy and they’re selling a car hoping to pay back some of the $7K they defrauded from friends and family.

The worst part about this story is that they’re not even junkies. At least junkies have an excuse. These douchebags just felt like splurging on tittoos and Axe body spray for their next performance on Only Fans. This is why you don’t name your kid Shane. They will end up on Turtleboy one day. That’s just science.


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60 Comment(s)
  • EmmA
    January 5, 2021 at 11:45 am

    I went to school with Erin and she would literally every other day show up with some ailment or a false pregnancy scare it was disgusting even more so disgusting that we were literally 7th-8th graders at the time. She also used to whole ass spit, I mean fucking hawk loogies onto the carpet in the classrooms and just rub it in with her foot to get rid of it. Garbage kinda person

  • Judge dread
    October 18, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    A Suburau, using that as something you can pose on, omg fucking retard.

    You pose on a BMW M3/5 or Mercedes AMG. anything else is fucking thug. Maybe a 3 series or a C class that would get you a pass.

    Get your priorities straight you stupid bitch.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 15, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    The ‘coming soon’ maternity shirt is a classic too. What’s coming soon? A Marriage proposal? No, the only thing that’s coming soon is his dick.

    Why buy the cow when the milk is free?

    And she is surprised he doesn’t respect her.

    Like when parents give their teen a nice free car. They abuse it because they didn’t have to work for it.

    Same scenario sweets.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 15, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    “He’s never respected me”

    Considering he knocked you up but would not throw a ring your way should be telling enough.

  • Bob Murchison
    October 15, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    I would give her consent to drop a chocolate hotdog on my chest.

  • Wear your heart on your sleeve
    October 15, 2020 at 10:08 am

    Demonic/witchcraft tattoos and Munchausen syndrome

    What could go wrong?

  • Nice Eyes
    October 15, 2020 at 8:31 am

    I’d like to slap my fat hog back and forth over her face. Her beautiful eyes would be closed shut when my load shot all over her cute face. Drip, drip from her chin.

  • Take a selfie now & post it!
    October 15, 2020 at 6:52 am

    Nobody cares about your health you worthless cunt! Next time, try shaving your hair and take some pictures from a hospital bed. Jesus H. Christ, these younger generations don’t even try to hide a lie.

    • Chris
      October 16, 2020 at 2:47 pm

      This is their world, where everyone gets something for nothing. To anyone between ages of 40-50 with grown kids; the parents who made sure their kids got medals for losing: FUCK YOU FOR RAISING A SOLID GENERATION OF THESE SELF-ENTITLED PUSSY SNOWFLAKES.

      • Dear Chris
        October 17, 2020 at 4:33 pm

        I blame the public school teachers. This shit you describe wasn’t allowed in my house.

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 15, 2020 at 3:26 am

    Monkey boners!

  • Despite All Thdir Rage They Still Belong In A Cage
    October 15, 2020 at 1:39 am

    The only place where monkey lives matter is at the zoo.
    With that being said, the monkies are still housed in cages.
    You just cant trust feral animals.

  • Hideous
    October 14, 2020 at 11:22 pm

    Hideous tattoos. Does the mother think the tatts are attractive? I feel sorry for the children. The children don’t have much of a chance, but they could probably do infinitely better with any other custodians. It’s only a matter of time before the crazy mother puts tatts on them.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      October 17, 2020 at 1:16 am

      I would’ve bet folding money the kids would be born with tattoos preinstalled.

      I just dodged a financial bullet.

  • Kamikaze
    October 14, 2020 at 10:55 pm

    They definitely did not tell people it was a scam out of the kindness of their heart. Concerning they didn’t even spell the disease correctly on the gfm ad, I’m sure someone was smart enough to call her out on it and scared them into confessing.
    That dumb bitch doesn’t plan on giving anyone their money back though, one of her last fb posts she was asking where to buy a new car for “no more than” 2500$.
    But she plans to refund everyone? Bullshit.
    Not to mention, I think she lied about the entirety of it. She hasn’t shown anyone paper proof.
    Erin: “I have to go pick up my images from the doctors”. First of all, don’t they send you home with paperwork? At the very least, she could email her doctor and ask for some sort of paperwork as proof.
    She cut off all her hair to keep up the masquerade, she was balls deep in her lies and I’m willing to bet money she never had cancer to begin with. They don’t know how much of deep shit they’ve got them selves into and that dumb cunt can play with herself on only fans all day but she’s going to regret it when she’s lost everything and everyone. She’ll rot for the lies she’s spread. What goes around comes around.

  • Tic Spore Mentor
    October 14, 2020 at 10:25 pm

    I am the Tic Spore Mentor. I spend all my time on stupid websites no one reads posting racist comments.

    • Spic Tormentor
      October 14, 2020 at 11:49 pm

      You really are a pathetic fucking faggot. Glad to see I totally own you mentally.

  • YouKnowIt
    October 14, 2020 at 10:22 pm

    Who cares about these stupid losers? Speaking of fake fundraising campaigns, didn’t Aidan beg for money recently? Aidan you are a royal fuckup. How the hell are you going to support your family with this stupid website? GET A REAL JOB YOU FUCKING LOSER!

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    October 14, 2020 at 8:44 pm

    Casual Observations:

    1) Not a huge fan of women soiling their skin with all that junk.
    2) I’d pay the “skinny” Erin $100 for sex. But seriously, I would.

    • John Scanlon
      October 14, 2020 at 9:07 pm

      Uncle Turtleboy,

      Your stories used to be amazing. Now you are writing stories about a couple fighting? Yawn.

    • CallDCFAsap
      November 11, 2020 at 2:34 pm

      Doesn’t surprise me. She lies about everything, snorts cocaine in front of her daughter, and has had DCF in her life so many times it’s a miracle those two innocent sweet things are still breathing. I never cared for Erin the moment I met her, I don’t know many people that do. And while I’ve never met Shane I promise you I know enough about this prostitot Erin to tell yall this isn’t her first scam and won’t be her last. She will fuck anything with a dick and legs to get by and she doesn’t care about the cost. She will lie and hurt people, and risk her children’s health and safety and try to justify it with bullshit cause the girl has never worked a real job a day in her life or knows what it’s like to have an ounce of integrity in her veins. She is the epitome of trash. And I hope she at least develops the sense to revoke her rights as a mother to those babies so that they can be raised by people who ACTUALLY love them. She needs some serious SERIOUS psychological help. She’s a shitty person and a shitty mother. And Chris, pretty much every guy in Shrewsbury, Worcester, fuck just about the entire state of massachusetts would say the same thing. Easy lay. Also not surprising. She’s a fucking humbucker, it’s the only thing she’s ever been good for. Be careful to not catch the clap tho XD

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    October 14, 2020 at 8:44 pm

    Good luck selling that gay-mobile.

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      October 15, 2020 at 7:57 am

      Lotta queers looking to get around….just saying

  • Mary Jo Kopechne
    October 14, 2020 at 8:26 pm

    A long time ago, I knew a woman who claimed to have brain cancer. After I while I caught on to her lies when I tried to contact her doctor and found out that said doctor had retired. It seems that a lot of women will claim that they have cancer or some other ailment and they are about to die. She should have to provide all medical records that indicate what condition she is in.

  • Chris Tranos
    October 14, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    the guy looks like a dicksucker

  • Do The Reich Thing
    October 14, 2020 at 7:02 pm

    I feel for the kids. Fuck Charlie Parker!! MAGA bitch!!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Joe 3 something something 0
      October 14, 2020 at 8:47 pm

      Guv Charlie Parker is giving something, something leadership.

      • Do The Reich Thing
        October 14, 2020 at 9:59 pm

        What time is tomorrow’s lid?

  • dough bro
    October 14, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    I don’t believe this one’s over yet. Seems to be a lot going on behind the scenes with those 2 evangelists. I also don’t believe a conscience was involved with the “fessin” up to GFM!! Those poor kids……….

  • Steve Steiner
    October 14, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    Turned out that “Glimoa” Erin, was on Cunter Biden’s crack smoking video. Question is, does Cunter smoke ghetto crack or old school Richard’s Pryor free base. I will cast my vote upon the answer

  • Captain Trips
    Said No One, Ever
    October 14, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    Those are really nice tattoos you have girl. Is there a tattoo artist at the STD clinic?

  • Guinea Geisha
    October 14, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    Dollars ta donuts Miss Melanoma has a tattoo of a tiny seashell on her inner thigh. And if you put your ear next to it… you can smell the ocean.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      October 14, 2020 at 5:12 pm

      You are rapidly becoming, if not already, the wittiest poster on TB.

      • Guinea Geisha
        October 14, 2020 at 7:37 pm

        Thanks bro. No one will ever top the comedic wit of a commenting legend like ST, but I appreciate the compliment!

        • Spic Tormentor
          October 14, 2020 at 8:43 pm

          Good looking out bruh, appreciate the acknowledgement and respect. You’re quickly becoming a commenting legend yourself.

          • Guinea Geisha
            October 14, 2020 at 9:54 pm

            Both Imitation Geisha and Real Geisha appreciate the compliments from The Captain and ST. Sending good mozzarella stick vibes to yous both.

          • Cock Smoke
            October 15, 2020 at 1:00 am

            “commenting legend”

            LMAO you guys really believe this shit about yourselves? hahaha you’re both fucking delusional

    • bloop
      October 15, 2020 at 9:55 am

      Legit, laugh out loud funny. Being consistently funny is hard and you kill it almost every time. I sincerely hope you’re putting these down on paper because I would pay to see you perform.

      • Spic Tormentor
        October 15, 2020 at 11:33 am

        Thanks bro, I’m hoping Unc takes notice and maybe gives me a writing gig in the future.

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 14, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    Someone with hand tats turned out to be a scumbag? Shocker. Either way, I would still stab that tittoed slore repeatedly in the ass with my cock.

    • Spic Tormentor
      October 14, 2020 at 4:41 pm

      Wow. Awake before 4:30 pm. Productive day!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 14, 2020 at 4:09 pm

    There’s some obvious inbreeding in that chick’s DNA….

  • Turtz McGurtz
    October 14, 2020 at 4:03 pm

    $7,000?! A fool and their money are easily separated. That’s a lot of fools.

    October 14, 2020 at 3:52 pm


  • Cancer Guy
    October 14, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    As Mumbles Menino used to say, “This really frosts my nose.”

    I am on chemo right now. I mean, yeah, the killer chems are coursing through my veins this very instant. This is my 33rd round of chemo.

    People who look to profit by mimicking the bullshit that I have to go through (twice a month, just like the liars claimed was so dire) just to remain above ground with a decent standard of living really need to find God.

    • smokeythebeer
      October 14, 2020 at 9:40 pm

      Stay strong.

      • Cancer Guy
        October 15, 2020 at 10:44 am

        Thank you very much, Smokey.

        “Hold fast” is my motto.

        My very best wishes to you as well.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    October 14, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    I’m sure those kids will grow up wishing their painted cow of a mother died of brain cancer

    • Spic Tormentor
      October 14, 2020 at 4:23 pm

      Still trying your hardest to be me? Good to know I still own that much real estate in your head.

      • The Spic Tormentor
        Spic Tormentor
        October 14, 2020 at 4:40 pm

        Wow. Awake before 4:30 pm. Productive day!

        • Spic Tormentor
          October 14, 2020 at 4:43 pm

          And right on cue, within minutes, my Imposter shows up. Looks like a productive day for you too!

          • Spic Tormentor
            October 14, 2020 at 4:45 pm

            You’re both virgins. I would bet my life on it.

    • Spic Tormentor
      October 14, 2020 at 4:52 pm

      If you’re going to pretend to be me, at least be funny.

  • Remorseful ratchets
    October 14, 2020 at 3:26 pm

    I have to give them credit. At least they came forward and told people they scammed them. Most ratchets would just take the Money and run until they got caught

    • Feds
      October 14, 2020 at 4:36 pm

      I doubt they did it out of the kindness of their hearts.

      They probably were getting called out by people, and then read about how much deep shit they can get in for hundreds of charges of federal wire fraud, bank fraud, and conspiracy charges, and now they are trying to make things good and refund and erase the gofundme before they can get fucked.

  • slavetrader
    October 14, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    These two have no idea how much trouble they are in … particularly Erin. I hope she has a rich Father. She is going to need tons of $$ for her legal defense on Federal felonious mail fraud just for starters. If no rich Father, then I recommend she give away the kids and sell herself to an Arab sheik with an anal obsession …. except she is not marketable … they don’t like tattooed women. Best of luck to both of ’em.

  • Joooolie
    October 14, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    It helps to spell the disease CORRECTLY on the fake GoScamThem. Glioma, not glimoa. Idiots.

  • Orion
    October 14, 2020 at 3:04 pm

    Won’t GFM take the money back if it’s flagged as a scam?

  • Boston Irish
    Barney Frank
    October 14, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    White privledge

  • P C
    October 14, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    It’s unbelievable. They have this tricked out V-Dubs they probably poured a TON of cash into (wheels, tuning kit, body kit, inclined wheel mount) and used their money on that, but their kids probably eat the cheapest, grossest bullshit in boxes they can find at the supermarket. Then they have the nerve to defraud people with GFM. Gutter muppets, indeed.

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