This is Erin Slattery and her baby daddy Shane Farrington from Granby, CT.
She’s got tittoos, dog filters, and glamour photos on Subarus.
His name is Shane.
Clearly we are going down the ratchet expressway at full speed.
A little over a week ago Shane started a GoFundMe for Erin because she suddenly had brain cancer and was on the verge of dying if they didn’t raise money for the chemo that insurance I guess didn’t cover.
They wisely used the crotch fruits as bait in the cover photo which netted them over $7K in donos.
Literally four days later Tittoozilla posted this.
LOL. Yea, so I told a little white lie about (checks notes) having terminal brain cancer. But you can trust her now that she still has cancer, just not as bad as you thought it was before. She blew all your donations but she’ll get it back to you for real this time. Promise!
Meanwhile Shane is pulling the “Yo, I didn’t know that my baby momma didn’t really have brain cancer dindu nuffin” card.
“For anyone affected by my previous relationship from literally 4 days ago, involving a fundraiser I created and shared multiple times on social media, you’ll have to take my word for it that I’m a victim too here.”
Luckily for Shane she’s going along with that whopper too.
In other words, he’s got something on her and she has to play along.
According to her though he’s abusive to her and the crotch fruits, which is why she left him.
But according to him he found out that she was lying about having brain cancer this whole time, she tried to get him to go along with it, and he decided that this was a deal breaker.
Now they’ve apparently gotten a visit from the DCF Fairy and they’re selling a car hoping to pay back some of the $7K they defrauded from friends and family.
The worst part about this story is that they’re not even junkies. At least junkies have an excuse. These douchebags just felt like splurging on tittoos and Axe body spray for their next performance on Only Fans. This is why you don’t name your kid Shane. They will end up on Turtleboy one day. That’s just science.
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