This ghetto fupastar is Tashia Baker from Tiverton.
She caused quite the stir with a post yesterday alleging racism against her crotch fruit’s youth football team, the Fall River Falcons, after she got the cops called on her for being an out of control gouda gremlin.
Yea, that’s what happened, for sure. Your kid was playing football when a random unnamed woman came over and started calling your 6 year old and your “mother in law” (just to be clear, you have to be married to have a mother in law but it’s Fall River so whatevs) the n word. Not a single other person witnessed this, and she only uses it as a defense after the cops were called on her. The woman she claims said it is named Rachel, and she just so happens to be the girlfriend of her crotch fruit’s baby daddy. It’s almost like this ghettopotamus is just jealous that her man’s dumped her. Turns out that simply posting on Facebook that men want you because you have more rolls than Olive Garden doesn’t actually mean it’s true.
It wasn’t just the baby daddy’s girlfriend that was racist either; the coach be racist too.
She hates playing the race card, except when she needs it to blame someone else because she can’t control herself at a kid’s football practice if her baby daddy’s new and improved girlfriend is there.
And in a totally non-ratchet move she also announced that she brought bail money with her (and knew the exact amount that bail costs off the top of her head), and she named her semen demon….
King. She named the poor child “King.” Nuff said.
Naturally the racist white cops dindu nuffin too.
“All the witnesses I had.”
Yet not one has come forward. And now she says her six year old wants to quit, which really just means she’s not allowed back so she’s selfishly making him quit. Her drama comes before her kid’s right to be a kid.
According to her she would NEVER embarrass her crotch fruits…….unless she embarrassed her crotch fruits.
As it turns out it’s not her who looks stupid here, it’s the other parents who didn’t get kicked out for being trashbags.
Oh, and another parent made fun of her other dead baby daddy, who I’m sure died of natural causes.
Unfortunately a lot of people blindly believed her, because that’s the world we’re living in today.
So who cheated? Kerri or Trey? My money’s on Trey.
The gouda gremlin also claims that she spoke to the President and was “respectful.”
And when someone pointed out that they might be getting the whole story, she said that she was just speaking “my truth.”
Tangent – I HATE people that refer to what they said as “my truth.” There is no “speaking my truth.” There is only THE truth. “Speaking my truth” is just ghetto lingo for “I’m lying but you can’t prove it,” and it’s now been adopted by social justice warriors.
Unsatisfied with the fact that no one believed her lies she announced that she was going to do more damage by harassing the youth football team’s sponsors.
People who contact advertisers when they don’t get their way are worse than ass cancer and AIDS combined.
Luckily her lie started to fall apart when a parent, who happens to be a black woman, called her out for making the whole thing up.
And other parents soon followed suit.
Hmmmm….who should we believe here? Literally everyone else who was there, or deputy dog filter?
A woman who regularly falls for viral race hoaxes, yet claims this is the first time she found out racism is real.
A woman who hates the n word so much that she uses it regularly.
A “boss bitch” and “full time money” (which is ratchet for “unemployed and cunty”)
Sorry gouda gremlin, but I don’t believe you. I’m sure Uncle Turtleboy would love to have you on the live show to sort this out though. Hit us up on Facebook if you wanna call in.
Please consider supporting local journalism by donating to the Turtle fund:
Hello Turtle Riders. As you know if you follow Turtleboy we are constantly getting censored and banned by Facebook for what are clearly not violations of their terms of service. Twitter has done the same, and trolls mass reported our blog to Google AdSense thousands of times, leading to demonitization. We can get by and survive, but we could really use your help. Please consider donating by hitting the PayPal button above if you’d like support free speech and what we do in the face of Silicon Valley censorship. Or just buy our award winning book about the dangers of censorship and rise of Turtleboy: