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Tiverton Gouda Gremlin Gets Kicked Out Of Fall River Youth Football Practice, Makes Up Story About Baby Daddy’s Girlfriend Calling Crotch Fruit The N Word 


This ghetto fupastar is Tashia Baker from Tiverton.

She caused quite the stir with a post yesterday alleging racism against her crotch fruit’s youth football team, the Fall River Falcons, after she got the cops called on her for being an out of control gouda gremlin.

Yea, that’s what happened, for sure. Your kid was playing football when a random unnamed woman came over and started calling your 6 year old and your “mother in law” (just to be clear, you have to be married to have a mother in law but it’s Fall River so whatevs) the n word. Not a single other person witnessed this, and she only uses it as a defense after the cops were called on her. The woman she claims said it is named Rachel, and she just so happens to be the girlfriend of her crotch fruit’s baby daddy. It’s almost like this ghettopotamus is just jealous that her man’s dumped her. Turns out that simply posting on Facebook that men want you because you have more rolls than Olive Garden doesn’t actually mean it’s true.

It wasn’t just the baby daddy’s girlfriend that was racist either; the coach be racist too.

She hates playing the race card, except when she needs it to blame someone else because she can’t control herself at a kid’s football practice if her baby daddy’s new and improved girlfriend is there.

And in a totally non-ratchet move she also announced that she brought bail money with her (and knew the exact amount that bail costs off the top of her head), and she named her semen demon….

King. She named the poor child “King.” Nuff said.

Naturally the racist white cops dindu nuffin too.

“All the witnesses I had.”

Yet not one has come forward. And now she says her six year old wants to quit, which really just means she’s not allowed back so she’s selfishly making him quit. Her drama comes before her kid’s right to be a kid.

According to her she would NEVER embarrass her crotch fruits…….unless she embarrassed her crotch fruits.

As it turns out it’s not her who looks stupid here, it’s the other parents who didn’t get kicked out for being trashbags.

Oh, and another parent made fun of her other dead baby daddy, who I’m sure died of natural causes.

Unfortunately a lot of people blindly believed her, because that’s the world we’re living in today.

So who cheated? Kerri or Trey? My money’s on Trey.

The gouda gremlin also claims that she spoke to the President and was “respectful.”

And when someone pointed out that they might be getting the whole story, she said that she was just speaking “my truth.”

Tangent – I HATE people that refer to what they said as “my truth.” There is no “speaking my truth.” There is only THE truth. “Speaking my truth” is just ghetto lingo for “I’m lying but you can’t prove it,” and it’s now been adopted by social justice warriors.

Unsatisfied with the fact that no one believed her lies she announced that she was going to do more damage by harassing the youth football team’s sponsors.

People who contact advertisers when they don’t get their way are worse than ass cancer and AIDS combined.

Luckily her lie started to fall apart when a parent, who happens to be a black woman, called her out for making the whole thing up.

And other parents soon followed suit.

Hmmmm….who should we believe here? Literally everyone else who was there, or deputy dog filter?

A woman who regularly falls for viral race hoaxes, yet claims this is the first time she found out racism is real.

A woman who hates the n word so much that she uses it regularly.

A “boss bitch” and “full time money” (which is ratchet for “unemployed and cunty”)

Sorry gouda gremlin, but I don’t believe you. I’m sure Uncle Turtleboy would love to have you on the live show to sort this out though. Hit us up on Facebook if you wanna call in.


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33 Comment(s)
  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    August 29, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    Casual Observations

    1) Estimating her weight/height, she appears to be *morbidly* obese.
    2) When did it become “OK” to be fat?
    3) The loudest assholes at kids sports are the ones that never played
    4) I can only imagine the smell from her nether region is something along the lines of Deer Island.

  • Silencio Dogood
    August 29, 2019 at 2:41 am

    Who, or what, beyond a melanin-pigmented comrade, would look at those pictures and erect a penis? For the love of Pete, please censor such sights as that rotund hagfish, in any pose or profile, before i’ve to add a new filter to that face by vomiting on the screen. Thank you for your time.

  • Tom Blackburn
    August 28, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    I’m usually screaming much worse st blacks when I go to a football game…

  • Paul Casale
    August 28, 2019 at 9:19 pm

    You need to calm down!

  • Fatima Fatty Fat McFatterson
    August 28, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    I can just picture this oozing, sweating, crap-factory wheezing in sorrow while desperately pawing through her disgusting fridge looking in vain for something to eat. I bet fridge-staring time is the longest she’ll stand up on her hind legs all day.
    Fat fucking loser.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    August 28, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    I’ve often asked myself, how do women’s asses get so fucking big? I mean, when it was like half that size, wouldn’t you say to yourself, maybe I ought to do something about this? or should I wait until it’s a full 4ft wide, then I’ll start?

    • Rear end like the Kartrashians
      August 28, 2019 at 9:14 pm

      Dick, This big back end seems to be “in”. After all, isn’t this just like the Kartrashians?

  • george costanza
    the angry taint
    August 28, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    I had to do a double take of the pic on the bed. I thought it was a close up of a black widow spider’s ass.

  • george costanza
    Brian Williams
    August 28, 2019 at 6:25 pm

    I heard and saw everything, I swear

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Kevin Cullen
      August 28, 2019 at 7:09 pm

      Thank you for authenticating Tashia’s story. So brave.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    August 28, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    Of course shes not going to sleep…that would deprive her of several meals. When she bent over that bed I think the tide changed and dont forget those man hands…wow, theyre yuuuuge. If she was an inch taller, shed be round. Shes just mad that no white man wants her so she goes full mudshark. She’ll learn, one day…burn the coal, pay the toll.

  • whatevuh
    August 28, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    Keep calm and get some rope . . . .

  • Yo where all da white women at
    August 28, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    Isn’t she white? Maybe the surface area is just too great for he sun to tan her

  • Unka Gus
    August 28, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    “More rolls than olive garden”, PRICELESS. I am definitely going to use this.

  • Rod Ramsey
    August 28, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    of course she pulled her son out or her GUN out?

  • lisa
    August 28, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    I think it is extra funny that no one was discussing this anywhere, and she opened up that can of lardass bashing all by herself!!!LMAO. This ( whatever) went out of her way to get this party started!! Moron … This explains the term ” you are you’re worst enemy) or is it ” your” now she’s got me really pissed off !!!

  • Batman
    August 28, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    I must say the nicknames are always top notch. Gouda Gremlin is very catchy and appropriate. What a fucking twat, now please take your fake racism and your fat ass back to the hood, bitch.

  • Dr W Cosby
    August 28, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    So if anyone says anything that these people disagree with or calls out their ratchet behavior it makes them racist? Fuck that and fuck them

  • Freeloading Fupa
    August 28, 2019 at 1:49 pm

    My tax dollars at work

  • Everybody shouldn’t wear crop tops
    August 28, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    Thank god for filters because damn she needs them.Ugly ass bitch.

    • Yuck, Gross
      August 28, 2019 at 1:26 pm

      Can’t they filter out the fat?

    August 28, 2019 at 12:11 pm

    no matter if our ancestors are black, white, asian, Latin, whatever, if it was 10 Generations ago back in the home country, and people acted like this, their own people would have sent them out to the desert, off the cliff, or off to the mountains. And that individual would have to fend for themselves, or die. We have welfare instead, in the United States now.

    • Gash Basher
      August 28, 2019 at 12:57 pm

      This should be a bumper sticker or something.

      Great work

    • Cheddah
      August 28, 2019 at 5:03 pm

      Best comment I’ve read in weeks. Hell, might be the best one yet !

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    August 28, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    Limerick of the day

    The cops were right on the mark,
    When they threw this cow out of the park,
    It’s not hard to figure
    No-one used the word “n****r”,
    It’s the lies of this fucking lardvark!

    Dick Scratcher, aged 52 yard field goal.

    • Dick Scratcher
      August 28, 2019 at 1:49 pm

      This isn’t even close to me because IT”S NOT FUNNY. Only I am funny

      Try again Lad



      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        August 28, 2019 at 7:49 pm

        Off you fuck, Fake Dick.
        The caps lock gives you away, moron.
        The real Dick is da man, you cunt


  • Henny Lord
    August 28, 2019 at 11:58 am

    Look at this blob of lard

    • Kim Wescott
      August 30, 2019 at 2:54 pm

      And along those lines,

      “More rolls than Olive Garden.” Bahaha Haha, Outstanding, Shore Turtlegirl! Well said.

  • Osiris
    August 28, 2019 at 11:45 am

    Maybe she overheard one African-American speaking with another African-American, because isn’t
    it 100% acceptable to use that word in certain situations between people of color???

  • z
    August 28, 2019 at 11:29 am

    Only God can decide if her truth is the truth or a lie.
    It’s not a lie if you believe it.

    Full Time Mommy.
    Full Time Money.

    • Name
      August 28, 2019 at 1:22 pm


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