Tofubrain Vegan Nazis Are Holding A Vigil/Protest For The Littleton Bull That Was Killed After Running Through Traffic For 6 Days
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Last week all the buzz in the Route 2 corridor was about the runaway bull that escaped after being sold at the Farmer’s Livestock Auction and Market Exchange. He was on the run for about a week before a Littleton cop had to shoot him because he was running into roads and became a public safety hazard. The owner later showed up to put the cow out of its misery.
Anyway, this is now happening tonight:
Yup, I shit you not. They are having a vigil for a dead bull. An animal that was specifically purchased so that the owner could make money off of it by eventually having it slaughtered. Meanwhile in Houston…..
Yea these vegan Nazis sure do have their priorities in order.
The thing about Vegans is that they can’t just keep it to themselves. It’s not enough that they choose not to eat delicious meat. They try to stop the rest of us from doing it. If you think for one second I’m gonna stop eating mouthwatering sloppy Joes, you people can suck on my spring roll.
This guy was gonna go, but, ya know…..
Then there was this:
Yea, we should replace the cops with cowboys. That seems like a reasonable solution. Oh, and tranquilizing the bull seems like a brilliant idea too. And while it’s taking an hour for the tranks to sink in, hopefully the bull only kills one two people when he wanders onto the highway. I’m sure there’s a market for beef that comes from an animal that just got tranked too.
This winner appears to be one of the organizers:
She can’t fathom how this bovine isn’t viewed in the same light as an actual human being:
Cows and humans are equal. There are actually people who believe this. Cows. I shit you not.
According to her this is not a protest, it’s a vigil:
Which actually only makes her more insane. If it was a protest of people eating meat, that I could understand. Everyone knows vegan Nazis love to force their kale agenda down your throat. But a vigil? What are they gonna do? Hold candles and reminisce about the good times when the bull mood or took a gigantic dump? Where can I buy my RIP t-shirt? Do I have to bring my own Hennessy to pour one out, or will it be provided?
And don’t you dare say anything mean about the bull!! Your comment will be deleted!!
“Mourning those we have lost.” About a fucking cow. Meanwhile deer are being eaten alive by coyotes, foxes are tearing cute bunny rabbits to shreds, and lions just had a nice warthog lunch. Not a vigil in sight for any of them though. Just the delicious animals that humans eat. If these people ever find my butcher their heads will literally explode.
RIP Littleton bull.
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