Tofubrain Vegan Nazis Are Holding A Vigil/Protest For The Littleton Bull That Was Killed After Running Through Traffic For 6 Days

Tofubrain Vegan Nazis Are Holding A Vigil/Protest For The Littleton Bull That Was Killed After Running Through Traffic For 6 Days

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Last week all the buzz in the Route 2 corridor was about the runaway bull that escaped after being sold at the Farmer’s Livestock Auction and Market Exchange. He was on the run for about a week before a Littleton cop had to shoot him because he was running into roads and became a public safety hazard. The owner later showed up to put the cow out of its misery.

Anyway, this is now happening tonight:

Yup, I shit you not. They are having a vigil for a dead bull. An animal that was specifically purchased so that the owner could make money off of it by eventually having it slaughtered. Meanwhile in Houston…..

Yea these vegan Nazis sure do have their priorities in order.

The thing about Vegans is that they can’t just keep it to themselves. It’s not enough that they choose not to eat delicious meat. They try to stop the rest of us from doing it. If you think for one second I’m gonna stop eating mouthwatering sloppy Joes, you people can suck on my spring roll.

This guy was gonna go, but, ya know…..

Then there was this:

Yea, we should replace the cops with cowboys. That seems like a reasonable solution. Oh, and tranquilizing the bull seems like a brilliant idea too. And while it’s taking an hour for the tranks to sink in, hopefully the bull only kills one two people when he wanders onto the highway. I’m sure there’s a market for beef that comes from an animal that just got tranked too.

This winner appears to be one of the organizers:

She can’t fathom how this bovine isn’t viewed in the same light as an actual human being:

Cows and humans are equal. There are actually people who believe this. Cows. I shit you not.

According to her this is not a protest, it’s a vigil:

Which actually only makes her more insane. If it was a protest of people eating meat, that I could understand. Everyone knows vegan Nazis love to force their kale agenda down your throat. But a vigil? What are they gonna do? Hold candles and reminisce about the good times when the bull mood or took a gigantic dump? Where can I buy my RIP t-shirt? Do I have to bring my own Hennessy to pour one out, or will it be provided?

And don’t you dare say anything mean about the bull!! Your comment will be deleted!!

“Mourning those we have lost.” About a fucking cow. Meanwhile deer are being eaten alive by coyotes, foxes are tearing cute bunny rabbits to shreds, and lions just had a nice warthog lunch. Not a vigil in sight for any of them though. Just the delicious animals that humans eat. If these people ever find my butcher their heads will literally explode.

RIP Littleton bull.


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32 Comment(s)
  • September 4, 2017 at 10:21 pm

    You are so interesting! I don’t believe I’ve read a single thing like this before.
    So nice to discover someone with genuine thoughts on this subject.
    Seriously.. thanks for starting this up. This
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  • Wabbitt
    August 30, 2017 at 5:08 am

    Ten bucks says someone had a sign alleging that the police only shot the bull because it was black.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Sharon Evans
      August 30, 2017 at 7:42 pm

      We are animal rights terrorists.

      Not BLM terrorists.

      We paved the wave for fascist and terroristic behavior before those BLM or antifa pussies were a glimmer in their he/he or she/she parent’s eyes.

  • Bob E. Lee
    August 29, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    She could use some beef. KnoWutImSayin?!?
    It’s what’s for dinner bitch, now get in the kitchen.

  • BlackandWhite
    August 29, 2017 at 7:50 pm

    Anyone who goes to the vigil — I dare you to bring a little picnic that includes Steak N Cheese sammiches and Beef Jerky.

  • Bulls Lives Matter
    August 29, 2017 at 7:18 pm

    I suppose you could say this whole thing is a bunch of “Bullshit” <Insert Rimshot Here)

  • Beef Notso Wellington
    August 29, 2017 at 3:39 pm

    My business is just down the road from the “vigil”. Depending on what time I decide to head home, might swing by for some entertainment. If I do, will be sure to share any pictures taken.

    On another note, would it be too soon to walk around in a cow mascot costume hastily spray painted black, with a few red dots around the head? Asking, for a friend.

  • Peter Luger Steakhouse
    August 29, 2017 at 3:20 pm

    Fuck these people.
    Another tentacle of the POS Antifa [bowel] movement.

    Mind your own business.

  • Hol Low
    August 29, 2017 at 1:12 pm

    Hol Low what’s your beef? Seriously, don’t you know it’s a Bull Stock Market buy buy buy! Move to Omaha and steak a claim! Rocky Mountain Oysters anyone?

    In all seriousness, those poor souls in Texas are losing everything, including their homes, all possessions and their lives. God Bless them and the rescue workers risking their lives to save them. Get a grip Hol Low, lil Miss Virtue Signalling Social Justice Whiner.

  • S.R.R
    August 29, 2017 at 12:54 pm

    I am a vegetarian and have been for over 20 years this is My choice, but I also know that others have the freedom too choose too eat meat, so not once have I ever tried to tell anyone else that they should become a vegetarian it’s called freedom and I nor anyone else has the right to inflict their eating habits on others. With that said I am not the norm I don’t like the thought of hunting but I own gun’s and target shoot, I only purchase cruelty free products and don’t wear fur, leather etc.. But that’s because I don’t like hypocrisy so my choice to not harm animals extends in too all aspects of My life, but again my life not others I have never said a word to anybody else about their choice to live their lives as they wish. America is great because of the freedom to choose I don’t ever want too infringe on anyone else’s freedom. I will say this there are going to be so many displaced and homeless dogs,cats, horses and other animals caused by the flooding in Texas and now Louisiana that maybe during or instead of a vigil for the bull people collect donations to help the living creatures that are victims of the flood’s.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      August 29, 2017 at 8:15 pm


  • Turd Burglestein
    August 29, 2017 at 12:51 pm


  • Troubled Nostrils
    August 29, 2017 at 12:46 pm

    That bunch would make great Hindus! They could move to India were bovines are worshiped and allowed to roam freely. Nirvana!

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      August 29, 2017 at 8:13 pm

      Please. They piss in holes in the floor and there aren’t any Whole Foods markets in India. These nut jobs wouldn’t last five minutes in the woods never mind a third world hell hole.

      • Wabbitt
        August 30, 2017 at 5:11 am

        Three words – designated shitting streets.

  • Mr. T
    August 29, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    Just another BLM rally . BULLS LIVES MATTER! Sounds like Hol Lee doesn’t get out much, unlike the bull. Melissa Lissa sounds like a real pissa. I hope they invite the rest of the herd to pay respects. Fucking insane.

  • sharon evans
    August 29, 2017 at 12:26 pm

    I don’t see why this is a big deal ? If they want to have a vigil so what? Who does this hurt? Weren’t you just talking about free speech not too long ago? as long as it’s peaceful and no violence what is wrong with this? Just because you find it not a worthy thing to do doesn’t mean others feel the same way. As far as Texas there will always be disasters and of course people should help but life does go on and people have free speech.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      August 29, 2017 at 8:07 pm

      Shut up Sharon!

      See, I just exercised MY freedom of speech.

      Do you support me, too – or just those you agree with?

      • sharon evans
        August 30, 2017 at 1:39 am

        Yes and I will exercise mine as well fuck you!!!!

        • bigdaddy
          August 30, 2017 at 10:50 am

          Fuck off asshole Thats my free speech

        • True Reality Speaks
          Mirror Mirror
          August 30, 2017 at 7:20 pm

          Keeping it classy, Sharon. Nice look. And too stupid to recognize irony, or to have a sense of humor.

          You fascist libs have such a promising future in front of you.

    • Kerri Bishop
      August 30, 2017 at 1:19 am

      They’re free to speak, and free to be mocked. I never saw the part of the article where it stated they shouldn’t be allowed to have the vigil… oh it wasn’t there. Freedom of Speech is the best because we see who the morons are that would have a vigil for a fucking cow and also that I get to say, “hey you’re a moron for having a vigil for a fucking cow!”

      • sharon evans
        August 30, 2017 at 1:50 am

        These animal rights people are helpful in uncovering abuse and investigating cruelty cases such as manufacturing farms some of the videos are really heartbreaking. So not all of what they do is stupid. They do good when they reveal people who need to be prosecuted for cruelty..

        • Kerri Bishop
          August 30, 2017 at 3:08 am

          Doesn’t make a vigil for a dead cow any less dumb… again the article never states they shouldn’t be allowed to do it, just that it’s stupid to do… so your point it MOOOOOOOOT!!

        • True Reality Speaks
          Mirror Mirror
          August 30, 2017 at 7:25 pm

          Ahhh, that explains a lot. An animal rights Nazi as well as a free speech fascist. Things are starting to make sense now.

          • sharon evans
            August 30, 2017 at 7:47 pm

            That doesn’t make sense? Why is that being a natzi when they are stopping animals from being abused. You just want to fight me I am not interested in having a conversation with you. You just want to argue like the rest today the cunt sucking pussies on here so go fuck your yourself

    • KimberlyS
      August 30, 2017 at 4:58 pm

      My freedom of speech gives me the right to mock them for being so ridiculous.

  • Barack Obama
    August 29, 2017 at 12:18 pm

    I am looking at those bull right now. This was an unarmed black bull. The police acted stupidly. If his was a white bull they would have been much nicer. Start riots and burning stuff brothas and sistas. This is unacceptable that blacks are treated like this.

  • Phong
    August 29, 2017 at 12:14 pm

    We should all go. Everyone show up with a napkin tucked into their collars, carrying knives and forks. Maybe those nice antifa lads could use their bats to tenderize the meat a little.

    “Whose sauce? Arbie’s Sauce!”

  • Sonny's Mom
    August 29, 2017 at 12:13 pm

    You may see a roast turkey on your Thanksgiving table, but a vegan sees the “corpse of an innocent victim”.

  • andym
    August 29, 2017 at 12:12 pm

    She should be happy that LPD dispatched this bull, now my food will no longer be eating her food!! I will go up and “Honk because I love animals!”

  • Strata
    August 29, 2017 at 11:43 am

    Losers in need of attention and a Cause. Thanks for exposing these idiots. Sad they lead such meaningless lives.

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