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Token Gay Guy Alex Reimer Pretends To Be Upset About Lack Of Black NFL Coaches While Working For A Station (WEEI) That Employs Zero Black People On Air

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This is what WEEI looks like without Kirk Minihane on the morning show.

Oh look, it’s this idiot.

The guy who got suspended for calling Tom Brady’s daughter a pissant.

For the record, I could care less that Alex Reimer called Brady’s kid that and I think the whole thing was overblown. But what that showed you is that Reimer, WEEI’s token sassy gay dude, doesn’t give a shit about PC culture. He just pretends to because he’s doing an act. Because if you’re presenting yourself as the liberal antithesis to Gerry Callahan, you have to pretend to be offended by everything, even though he clearly is not. At least Trenni and Tomase are legit bleeding heart liberals. Alex Reimer just pretends to be. That’s why he’s pretending to be outraged that five black coaches got fired in the NFL last week for being less than mediocre at their jobs.

The NFL is an overwhelmingly black league with only two African-American coaches right now. That is a big problem. The lack of diversity on NFL sidelines and front offices came to light this week with the firing of five black coaches at the end of the season: Hue Jackson, Todd Bowles, Steve Wilks, Vance Joseph and Marvin Lewis. Individually, all five of these coaches deserved to lose their jobs. But that’s missing the point. This is about opportunity, and right now, it’s apparent minority candidates are getting grossly overlooked.

Wait…..what? All of those guys sucked and deserved to be fired, which he readily admits. But yet black dudes aren’t getting opportunities to coach in the NFL? Because Marvin Lewis 25 years of doing nothing in Cincinnati doesn’t qualify as “opportunity” to the pissant pretending to be outraged by something.

As the Boston Globe’s Ben Volin notes, the NFL is 70-percent black. Yet, the only minority head coaches are Anthony Lynn (Chargers), Mike Tomlin (Steelers) and Ron Rivera (Panthers). Even more egregiously, there is only one black general manager, Dolphins GM Chris Grier. Reggie McKenzie was fired from the Raiders and Ozzie Newsome will retire when the Ravens’ season ends. 

Question – how many white cornerbacks are there in the NFL? Oh right, zero. I guess NFL teams must be racist too, because they only let black guys make millions of dollars a year playing a game.

How many transgendered Mongolian midgets are currently GMs? Oh right, zero. I for one am sick and tired of this obvious bias against transgendered Mongolian midgets.

Or even better – how many black guys are currently on the radio at WEEI?

Oh right – zero. Because God forbid they try to hire someone to replace low ratings Dale “Ned Flanders” Arnold. If Alex Reimer actually gave a shit about diversity he’d resign from his job and demand that it be filled by a black guy. But of course he’s not going to do that, because people like him don’t actually believe anything they say. They just want to get some pats on the back for being one of the “good ones” while acknowledging their white privilege.

Of course if you’re looking for diversity you could always just go across the street to 98.5 the Sports Hub.

Oh wait, they’re actually whiter than a Taylor Swift concert in Manitoba. Looks like sports radio as a whole is more racist than the NFL.

See how stupid that sounds?

And this problem doesn’t seem like it’s ending any time soon. Of the 20 head coaches hired over the last three years, 15 have offensive backgrounds. Right now, there are only four African-American offensive coordinators and quarterback coaches. There are three explanations for the dearth of black decision-makers in comparison to the number of black players in the league: They’re largely uninterested in getting into coaching or football management, they’re incapable of rising through the ranks, or they’re not given an equal chance to compete for these high-powered jobs. The third answer is the only plausible response, and it’s not just the Social Justice Warrior crowd that’s making the case. The NFL agrees.

Or maybe, just maybe, African-Americans are already more than proportionately represented as head coaches. Roughly 1/8 of the population is black. This season 7/32 of NFL head coaches were black, which is nearly double the national percentage. Yes, 5 of the crapbag coaches who were fired were black. Personally, I think Wilks should’ve kept his job since Vince Lombardi couldn’t have won more than 4 games with the flaming bag of burning foreskin he inherited, and Mike Tomlin should be unemployed. But the number would still be 5. If they hire 2 black coaches then it will be 4/32 or 1/8. If they hire zero, that’s OK too, as long as the most qualified people are chosen for the positions.

Here’s my question for Alex Reimer – who is the highly qualified black dude who got passed over for a head coaching job? Could you name him? Of course not. Because you’re not part of the interview process, you have no idea what these teams are looking for, and you’re just looking at aggregate data in a lame attempt to prove how woke you are.

Gerry Callahan and his ilk will argue that race shouldn’t matter when it comes to selecting head coaches. He says the NFL is the ultimate meritocracy. But the lack of blacks in prominent management positions –– again, there is only one black GM at the moment –– says that isn’t true. Presumably, there is more than one black person in the world who can put together an NFL roster. They aren’t given the chance to get through the door. These barriers of entry exist across Corporate America and in our politics.

Wrong. If a black GM came along who could do a job better than an existing white counterpart they would be hired in a second. Because that’s how things work in a free market – you hire the best person for the job regardless of race. That’s why there are no white cornerbacks in the NFL – because by and large white guys can’t play that position as well.

Oh, and the vast majority of NFL coaches never played in the NFL, so the idea that they should represent the players is stupid and poorly thought out. But of course Alex doesn’t actually mean any of this anyway. He’s just trolling the Callahan crowd.

It’s important for decision-makers to reflect the makeup of their workforce. 

No it’s not.

When LeBron James says the NFL has a “slave mentality,” this epidemic is partially what he’s referring to. The vast majority of NFL players are black, and almost all of the power brokers are white. 

No rational person heard LeBron’s idiotic comments about the NFL treating it’s players like slaves seriously. He was widely mocked and ridiculed for it because it was such a stupid thing to say. No slaves in the history of slavery got paid millions of dollars to play a sport. There was no free agency in slavery where slaves got to go to the plantation that paid them the most money. Slaves don’t get Nike contracts. And the fact that Reimer is actually quoting him as supportive evidence makes him a bigger joke than Bron-Bron.

44 Comment(s)
  • Fo Sho
    January 12, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    Bath House Boy Reimer should have stayed in P-Town swallowing swords.

  • Realestatepup
    January 6, 2019 at 7:38 pm

    Maybe the players are wise enough to understand that coaching doesn’t offer as much money as playing and endorsements? The glory typically always goes to players too…

  • Tom Blackburn
    January 5, 2019 at 11:38 pm


  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    WEEI Sucks Now
    January 5, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    When EEI continued putting on Tomase, Trenni and this filthy degenerate, I couldn’t change the station fast enough. The way they handled the Minihane was enough for me. Preset delete.

  • Mr.? Gabe Murchison
    January 5, 2019 at 8:56 am

    Thank God for Satellite Radio.

    It should be 6. I’m still trying to figure out how Mike Tomlin is still employed.

    When you hire, or elect based on that they check the boxes, at best you’ll get is mediocrity, see Obama, Barack.

  • Best Person not Color should get the job
    January 5, 2019 at 12:46 am

    Is anyone else tire of all the whining about how racist the world is? Please give us all a break and shut the fuck up. It’s not reality and fans the flames for more bullshit. Why no Asian coaches? See how stupid that sounds

  • Tony
    January 4, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    The problem is that most head coaches come from either college (12/129 are minorities) or nfl offensive coordinators (1/32). The Rooney rule doesn’t deal with this. Most minority coaches are on the defensive side or running backs coaches and those posiitions rarely end up as head coaches .

  • Vance Joseph
    January 4, 2019 at 6:47 pm

    I am “Having. The. Time. Of. My. Life.”

  • Johnny Least
    January 4, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    I heard 3 of those head coaches who were fired was due to them repeatedly showing up at their own team’s games 30-45 minutes after they started.

    • Matt P
      January 4, 2019 at 7:04 pm

      They were press conferences and it wasn’t black coaches and nobody got fired for it. Get your facks straight!

  • Hard as Nails
    January 4, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    Nothing but a bunch a limp dicks munching on a bag o’ dicks.

  • Rich
    January 4, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    Actually, they do employ a black man; Larry Johnson. Mustard & Johnson show on Saturday mornings at 9am. One of the best shows on the station. But, it IS only one black guy.

  • Crispy C
    January 4, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    WEEI employs a lot of retarded people. Scott McLaughlin is another piece of work over there: “A minority mocking white people isn’t racist.”

    Both BU grads. BU is churning out a lot of dumb fucking people lately. Ocasio-Cortez is another winner.

  • White & Confused
    January 4, 2019 at 11:27 am

    I don’t understand the statement if Alex Reimer actually gave a shit about diversity he’d resign from his job and demand that it be filled by a white guy. Should this be “black guy” ?

  • JHH
    January 4, 2019 at 11:02 am

    Christian Fauria is the racial diversity of the station. He’s a little bit of everything. Black, white, Native, Cape Veridian…

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    January 4, 2019 at 10:25 am

    How come attention whore Minehan cried like a baby about committing suicide and we LIKE that….cuz he wears his heart on his sleeve, but we DONT like it if Maude does it.

    It gets so confusing knowing who to hate.

    • The White Knight
      January 4, 2019 at 12:22 pm

      Don’t you dare try to take my job! Will the real White Knight please stand up? Youre not getting laid Randle, Maudes too hot for you.

    • randallGAY
      January 4, 2019 at 7:55 pm

      hey, shit-for-brains, how come colored boys don’t kick field goals?

  • Archie
    January 4, 2019 at 10:02 am

    I don’t listen to sports radio but how much figure skating coverage can a radio station possibly need? 

  • Rats Nest
    January 4, 2019 at 9:41 am

    Never heard of this “Chick” until now, and if I never hear about “her” again it will be fine with me!

  • Wade Boggs-Taint
    January 4, 2019 at 9:18 am

    Black people don’t get radio jobs because they sound like Mushmouth from Fat Albert. You can’t see them so you don’t know they are black and can’t self correct your white guilt like when you see them on TV. They still talk like Mushmouth but now you know they’re black. As for this SJW cum guzzler…never heard of him. I just found out WEEI isn’t on 850 AM anymore

  • Alex reimer the filthy creamer and dainty screamer
    January 4, 2019 at 9:15 am

    Hahahahaha can’t fire meeeeee!!!!

    I’m lgbtqjsuebens#%^{}€£*•¥!<~_uywndouches8675309

  • deflateddoritodinks
    January 4, 2019 at 9:08 am

    The Bernie Madoff of the Charles River drove Minihane off the show when he criticized him for making his kid a trannie and wrote repeated letters to the station sponsors to the point that Kaplanski said he was going to sue the fuck out of him for harassment. People in this state are the fucking looniest tooniest around. They keep electing a senator from Maryland and a fake Indian, and our governor is a RINO leftie. My millionaire congressperson is a blow in from Colorado and my state senator isn’t even from the United States, but he’s an African American white guy from South Africa so o.k. then!

  • Disgruntled Employee
    January 4, 2019 at 8:50 am

    Once they opted to put the snake charmer on and remove Kirk I bailed on that station. I could give a rats ass that he eats his corn on the cob the long way!

  • Mary
    January 4, 2019 at 8:40 am

    You mean Alex RIM JOB … 
    does it all for attention because he knows zero about sports .

    He’s  all about diversity but Grew up Natick ( wealthy all white town ) 
    Lives in Newton mass ( wealthy all white town ) 
    you are a fraud ! Don’t practice what you cry about ! 

    • Alex Reimer
      January 4, 2019 at 6:43 pm

      Hi Mary

      I live in fucking brookline you racist cunt. Don’t worry, I still blow your hubby in Newton though. And my boi pussy is tighter than your cis-hetero girl pussy. I’m also jewish and my dad smokes weed with me and is an activist as well, just ask Kirk, thats why i still have my job. Hahahaha can’t touch me, only your hubby can!

      • Mary
        January 4, 2019 at 8:45 pm

        How I am racist because you live in all white towns ?  Look in  the mirror you fraud truth hurts .. 

  • hank
    January 4, 2019 at 8:39 am

    Hold on. 8 black coaches were fired this season for losing records. How is it possible for them to be fired if there was such racism in the hiring process in the first place? Resorting to race for someones failures is the lowest and laziest excuse while not looking at the actual output of the job they’re being paid to do. Faux intellectuals who pontificate about race/racism never want to go more than skin deep. So brave……..

  • Sports Junkie
    January 4, 2019 at 8:06 am

    It’s all about the opportunities available to the POC that are qualified for the job. For example it couldn’t have been an easy decision for Omar Epps to give up acting to become a coach in the NFL but he’s done very well for the Steelers. 

    • Y
      January 4, 2019 at 10:16 am

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      January 4, 2019 at 12:42 pm

      He does look like Omar Epps. LOL
      Plus, the Steelers could done so much more with a coach with some more smarts.

  • bigdaddy
    January 4, 2019 at 7:26 am

    Alex Reimer is a whiny little SJW cunt who screams and yells at any one who int a SJW

  • paulie gualtieri
    January 4, 2019 at 7:19 am

    Alex Reimer is Steve Buckley’s Cuck.

  • Hingle McCringleberry
    January 4, 2019 at 6:33 am

    Stay woke sjw soy boy

  • Cheapskate
    January 4, 2019 at 6:29 am

    I will never listen to that POS station again after they destroyed Minihane. Alex Reimer????? Talentless hack who has a job because he’s the token gay guy. If the globe, Eei, and John Henry want to destroy people’s careers for telling the truth, I can choose to not listen to eei, not buy the globe and NEVER spend another dime on my favorite team ever again. Choices. I wrote that weeks ago when the Kirk story broke, holding firm. F them all. Reimer is a disgrace and should be canned.

    • z
      January 4, 2019 at 7:05 am

      Minihane is/was a PITA. But he’s what got the morning show there. But he still works for the company. I do like the fact that he where’s his life on his sleeve.

      Reimer still doing that media critic thing on NECN? I passed through that a couple of times and was in shock and awe how bad and one sided it was with the woman “yes man”.

      • Cheapskate
        January 4, 2019 at 7:48 am

        Not even a Kirk fan, I just hate that people can silence those who they disagree with. Very un American.

  • G. Hole Luvuh
    January 4, 2019 at 6:26 am

    Me? Personally I absolutely adore listening to Reimer memorialize his gay gloryhole escapades up in Montreal before my morning coffee. I just don’t know why it took a sports radio station so many decades to put such an interesting and thoughtful character on the air, especially morning drive.

  • Change the Channel
    January 4, 2019 at 4:37 am

    Reimer… the irony.

    Dumbass and jock wannabe going SJW is predictably dull, what a bore he is.

  • Chris Serra
    January 4, 2019 at 3:12 am

    I used to listen to WEEI daily on my way to work. I have no idea who the fucking idiot(s) are that kept putting Reimer the Creamer on-kid sucks. No longer listen to that station. Don’t even give a shit that he’s gay. He’s just an annoying asshole 

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      January 4, 2019 at 8:22 am

      Your not the only one. I hope their ratings tank. Callahan wo Kirk is terrible.

      • z
        January 4, 2019 at 8:32 am

        Same here. Callahan sounds like someone waiting for the gold retirement watch now.

        When KIrk took his leave of absence it is like someone flipped a light switch on the show. He sometimes (a lot of times) was over the top, but he said a lot of things that people think and won’t say. Maybe that’s tied to his issues and if he’d be in a worse mental health situation if he had kept it all bottled up. Unfortunately, the objects of his wrath wished he’d kept his mouth shut.

        Hey, they brought the Big O back, so who knows. He wasn’t even on the payroll anymore. Kirk still is.

  • Chris Serra
    January 4, 2019 at 3:10 am

    I used to listen to WEEI daily on my way to work. I have no idea who the fucking idiot(s) are that kept putting Reimer the Creamer on-kid sucks. No longer listen to that station. Don’t even give a shit that he’s gay. He’s just an annoying asshole 

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