Tom Brady Feels Like Turtleboy Every Time We Get Back From A 30 Day Facebook Suspension – LOL At Bills Fans Who Think This Game Mattered Today

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Right now Tom Brady probably feels like Turtleboy does every time one of our 30 days suspensions on Facebook comes to an end. Free at least, free at least. Thank God almighty, we are free at last. Tom Brady and Turtleboy are basically in the same position. The butthurts hate us because we destroy bad guys. The establishment suspends us because they know it’s the only way to keep the Revolution down. Did we do anything wrong? Of course not. But all we do is regroup and get stronger from it. That’s what winners do.


Meanwhile in Buffalo…..

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HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!! Only Buffalo fans would take any sort of sense of accomplishment out of what happened today. You saw Jacoby Brissett and what he is right now. You saw him miss Amendildo wide open across the middle. You saw him stupidly run into a linebacker and fumble the ball at the 10 yard line. The only thing that was proven today is that Tom Brady is not a system quarterback. He is the greatest of all time, and this is what we look like without him sometimes.

The bottom line is every Buffalo Bills fan in their heart of hearts knows and believes that their season will end the way it always does – not making the playoffs. This was easily one of the top 5 moments in Buffalo history. A regular season win against a third string quarterback. Meanwhile every single Patriots fan out there knows that we will be in the AFC Championship game at worst. We know how meaningless this game was. We know that Tom Brady is going to smakc his magnificent thunderrod all over everything that gets in his way this season, starting with the Cleveland Browns. We know we’ll have him back for Pittsburgh, Denver, and in Buffalo week 8. We all know what the outcome of those games will be. Bills fans know this too.

You know what’s awesome about being a Patriots fan? I can literally remember every single regular season loss we’ve had in the last ten years. They’re that rare. And there’s almost always a legitimate reason we lost. Like when we didn’t even bother trying against Miami last year and gave Steven Jackson the ball 50,000 times. Or when we lost to Carolina on a bullshit PI call that never happened against Gronk in the end zone. Or when Peyton Hillis had the greatest game of his career against us. Or fourth and 2 against the Colts. Or when the Bills beat us in week 17 because we were resting Brady for the playoffs (something they’re completely unfamiliar with). No other fans can recall their teams regular season losses like we can. Because they hardly ever happen.


Anyway, Turtleboy management has already booked their flights to Cleveland. Luckily the Red Sox have been losing so they’ll be opening up at Jacobs Field in Cleveland (instead of Fenway) on Friday night. Meaning next week in Cleveland is going to remind the world just how blessed Boston sports fans are. Even when we lose we still win.


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  • April 12, 2017 at 7:48 am

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  • October 3, 2016 at 11:59 am

    When I originally left a comment I appear to have clicked on the -Notify me when new comments are added-
    checkbox and from now on every time a comment is added I receive 4 emails with the
    exact same comment. Perhaps there is a means you can remove me from that service?
    Many thanks!

    • BobnMic
      October 3, 2016 at 12:08 pm

      Can’t you just un-check it meaning hit the box again until it goes clear? I don’t want to try in case that would not work.

  • Wwy
    October 3, 2016 at 1:31 am

    Violent ground acquisition games such as football is in fact a crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war. This is why North Korea wants to invade Florida with bows and arrows. This all lies in the hands of Israel. It is Vladimir Putin’s fault that the elderly in the Philippines have resorted to wearing colostomy bags rather taking public transportation to India. Li Keqiang from China also wants to invade North Dakota, Florida and Japan because he needs new screw drivers for his ears.

  • Turtle Rider 173
    October 2, 2016 at 11:37 pm

    Belicheck gave Rex this win to save his job. No way the bills fire Rex after he won the bills equivalent of a super bowl. He effectively traded 1 win this season for 2 wins next season. The man is a genius!

  • Joe
    October 2, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    Got a love ahate with your blog but hearing you on the sports hub twice now kinda cool even thou you was talking that high school football bullshit. Zo n beetle let you talk.

  • Blue Lives Matter
    October 2, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    Liberal Turtleboy gets in a shot at Trump. Of course.

    Oh wait! You have to bow down to liberal extremism now or TB will delete your comments!

    • hugh beaumont
      October 3, 2016 at 5:51 am

      The TB who wrote this is pretty young and somewhat clueless about things . Give him 5 or 10 years until he realizes what he doesn’t know and then things will start falling into place afterwards. Guaranteed that if there were any other Democrat beside Hillary running, he’d be singing their praises even though they’d just keep the status quo which is keeping the country in spiral down Turd Burglestein’s bowl.

    • Practical
      October 3, 2016 at 8:51 am

      Are you offended then?

  • Bills Fan
    October 2, 2016 at 7:18 pm

    Bills fan here who wants to set the record straight that I know they are terrible, that they will finish 7-9 or 8-8, that not only was today meaningless but that the Bills if they were any good should have romped them with how bad Brisett is. All this did was add a win to the Bills season that will end up costing them a spot in the draft and keep the shitheap that is their coaching staff and front office around a little longer

    I mean we don’t even have our only weapon at WR for the entire year, how would we possible sustain this? We wouldn’t. My only wish is, based on how the first 2 weeks went, we tanked so we could hit reset. Because this season is best case scenario going to be a perfectly mediocre finish

    This is not a top 5 day in Buffalo history unless you’re one of those table breaking drunken morons from North Tonawanda- in which case it’s only a top 5 day because your memory has been destroyed on account of the daily sixer of Labatt Blue Pounders you guzzle down after work every day.

    Fuck me and this franchise.

  • Tudor turtle
    October 2, 2016 at 6:11 pm

    The wrath of Brady begins.

  • Bill P.
    October 2, 2016 at 5:58 pm

    We’re with you TB.

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