Tom Brady Is Free Because Patriots Don’t Send Olive Branches To Tyrants

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It was the only possible way. Anyone with a brain has known from the beginning that the league had nothing. They laughed at us and called us homers when we told them it was all a gigantic conspiracy orchestrated by the Ravens and Colts because they couldn’t get over the butthurt. They laughed when we said that PSI doesn’t matter. They tried to justify the cruel and unusual 4 game suspension by saying that the Patriots had this coming due to their “history of


But in the end the law sided with us because we were right. A court that was hand picked by the NFL ruled against them. That’s how incompetent the NFL is. Roger Goodell wanted to have a dick measuring contest with Tom Brady which turned out to be ill advised. Because he knew in his heart of hearts that he had this wrong.

He knew that the only reason he was doing it was because, 1) the NFL was trying to create a false flag to distract us from their disgusting track record on domestic abuse, 2) Goodell works for the owners and asshole owners like Jerry Jones and Bob McNair WANTED him to push this to the limits, and 3) this was going to be great for ratings by keeping the NFL relevant in the offseason and thus creating the highest ratings ever for opening night a week from Today. Roger Goodell is a pawn and did what the other owners wanted to do. He is not a real person who has the ability to think or act on his own behalf.


Throughout this time the butthurt loser fans of the other 31 teams focused on irrelevant nonsense, like “destroyed” phones, “general awareness” of footballs that were not properly tested for air pressure, and the fact that Brady did not want to cooperate with a guy whose only goal was to fabricate guilt. But in the end a real life judge looked at the facts and realized what a farce this entire shitshow was.


We all did this. We all were a part of this. When the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL was attacked we rushed to his defense. We let him know that we stood behind him 100%. We urged him to fight this. Had we not done this he might’ve been inclined to take some bullshit deal.

But he knew that the people of Massachusetts are the chosen ones. He knew that we started the Revolution on our own when the rest of the pansy ass colonies were talking about sending olive branches and kissing King George’s ass. That’s why we are the Patriots. We don’t bow down to tyrants like King George and Roger Goodell. We stand and fight. We have blue collar people fight for the rights of rich people like Brady and John Hancock to continue to make more money. We hold rallies in the Gillette Stadium parking lot. We buy t shirts. We sign meaningless online petitions. We yell at Felger and ban him from Worcester.


The fight is not done though. We want those draft picks back now WITH interest. It wont’ be enough to simply get the first and fourth round draft picks back. We demand at least one more first round draft pick in return simply for the inconvenience we all had to deal with. Although we do appreciate the NFL going out of their way to make the only team in the league worth talking about relevant throughout the entire offseason.

Never, EVER forget that God loves us more than everyone else because we are the chosen people.


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13 Comment(s)
  • September 3, 2015 at 3:30 pm

    Good, now TB can try to get rid of Remy so New England sports gets a little respect, no one wants to hear from the father of a murderer.

    • September 3, 2015 at 4:47 pm

      Tsarnaov dad doin sox game with Remy.

    • September 3, 2015 at 11:45 pm

      3 dislikes, maybe we all should raise monsters who murder woman. LOL boston strong.

  • RSoxGuy
    September 3, 2015 at 3:12 pm

    Hey Judge Berman, thanks for locking up the AFC East for us. Kraft sends his thanks!

  • Areyouserious?
    September 3, 2015 at 12:40 pm

    Barstool much? Jesus Christ it’s like you copied and pasted exactly what el Pres said. Stick to local politics and leave the rest to the people who do it well

    • Mark
      September 3, 2015 at 12:58 pm

      Plagiarism too? Post that link!

    • Wabbitt
      September 3, 2015 at 2:15 pm

      Because Barstool is the only site writing about this. Guess ESPN is ripping off Barstool too.

      • Areyouserious?
        September 3, 2015 at 3:18 pm

        I posted a response but it was “awaiting moderation” and then eventually was deleted because TB didn’t like what it said. But this is basically what I said. Obviously blogs and other sites are going to be similar when reporting the same stories but Barstool started the revolutionary angle since the beginning. This is the blog from Barstool I was talking about:

        “And if weren’t for the courageous men of New England who refused to retreat, who refused to surrender, who refused to blink they may have gotten away with it. But not on our watch. Not here. Not in the birthplace of the America. Not the greatest QB to ever lace them up. New Englanders don’t let ourselves get pushed around by tyrants and dictators. We fight. Great Britain learned it the hard way and now so has Roger Goodell.

  • Mark
    September 3, 2015 at 12:28 pm

    TB is a horrible writer. He writes “He knew the ONLY reason he was doing it was because,”. And goes on to site 3 separate reasons? Only is singular. Apparently when TB declared his independence he abandoned the King’s English too!

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Frank Lee
      September 3, 2015 at 2:19 pm

      TB is a horrible writer? It’s CITE not site you tool. Don’t usually correct spelling but you are a special kind of stupid.

      • Noah Webster
        September 3, 2015 at 3:12 pm

        It’s SIGHT, not cite nor site.

        SITE – A place, location or area

        CITE – to quote something as evidence to support an argument or statement.

        SIGHT – a thing that one sees or that can be seen.

        • J
          September 4, 2015 at 11:13 am

          He wasn’t referring to turtleboys misspelling

    • BobnMic
      September 4, 2015 at 4:08 pm

      Fuck you Mark. Just plain fuck you.

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