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Tom Brady’s 4 Game Suspension Is Such Bad News For The Rest Of The NFL

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It was another bad day for Tom Brady today:

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But ya know what? I don’t even give a shit. I stopped caring. We already proved that none of this matters. We won a Super Bowl with balls that were guarded better than Fort Knox. Tom Brady had the game of his life that day against the best defense in football, proving once again that nothing matters less than PSI. Everyone who is being honest with themselves knows that Tom Brady is an innocent man. He literally did nothing wrong. This was revenge for Spygate and a “fuck you” to Bill Belichick. A four game suspension because of a faulty sting operation that rejected and ignored simple science is a miscarriage of justice. Meanwhile Hillary Clinton violates pretty much every law possible and she gets to run for President.

But we’ve been over this all a million times already, and Turtleboy just don’t have the energy to fight it anymore. Nathan Hale, Abraham Lincoln, and Jesus were all innocent and great people too. But they had to be sacrificed for the greater good. Sometimes the bad guys win.

So when this is written in the history books people will talk about Tom Brady being the good guy. He was the sacrificial lamb for Roger Goodell. And Roger Goodell is cancer. This only helps Brady’s legacy. A federal judge ruled in his favor, and the only reason they could get him on a suspension was because an appeals court ruled that Goodell didn’t have to have facts on his side in order to suspend the greatest player of all time. They simply ruled that the collective bargaining agreement gave Goodell dictatorial powers, so he could suspend innocent people whenever he feels like it. It’s the union’s fault, and they will obviously get this taken out of the next contract. In the meantime Tom Brady has to be the one who was sacrificed. No biggie, we’ll take one for the team because because we are America’s team.

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Most importantly though, anyone who doesn’t think this is going to work out for the Patriots advantage doesn’t understand Tom Brady. Remember how they started off last year guns-a-blazing because they had a huge chip on their shoulder? Yea, that was great and all, but they kind of lost that fire by the end of the season. Think of what Brady is gonna do once he comes back from this suspension? It’s going to be cold blooded murder week after week.

And honestly, it’s important for the future of the franchise to find out what we’ve got in Jimmy Garoppolo. He gets to play three of the four games at home against division rivals. He starts the year off on the road against one of the best teams in the NFL. Without this suspension we’d never really know if this guy can be the quarterback of the future. If he comes out of this 3-1, or even 4-0, it’ll improve Jimmy’s trade value and give us piece of mind if Brady’s body ever catches up to him.

A lot of people are talking about boycotting. Don’t do that. That’s dumb. It will accomplish nothing and the rest of the league will just laugh at us. Instead get your ass in that stadium and cheer on the greatest franchise in the history of sports, because they’re going to need us now more than ever. God loves us more.

 

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12 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    July 15, 2016 at 3:57 pm

    As Thomas Fuller said, “It’s always darkest just before the dawn.”

    Those September blowouts from last year? We’ll be seeing those in January.

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      July 15, 2016 at 3:57 pm

      Almost forgot – fuck Goodell. Defend the wall.

  • larryS
    July 14, 2016 at 3:05 pm

    With Brady extending his contract, it is unlikey Jimmy is our future QB. He will be a free agent before Brady is done. What are the odds Brady will tank before then or Jimmy takes Pats offer to stay and wait? (if Pats make offer)

  • GoneWest
    July 13, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    I think you guys should definitely boycott. Send me your season tickets for disposal

  • Tudor turtle
    July 13, 2016 at 7:44 pm

    Once the collective bargaining agreement expires, don’t expect to see NFL football for quite awhile.

  • Paul
    July 13, 2016 at 6:12 pm

    I am a diehard raiders fan, no one hates the patriots more than me, the tuck rule. That being said, every team cheats, the patriots are just unlucky enough to get caught everytime they try it. The patriots win so much it automatically puts them in everyones crosshairs for a closer inspection.

    • Fatfingr Lou
      July 13, 2016 at 8:09 pm

      Raider’s Fans have short memories. You knew that Al Davis was from Brockton, and the Pats used to be like a Raider’s farm team. right?

      You were probably just a wink in your father’s eye when Sugar Bear Hamilton SACKED Ken Stabler, or the fumble recovered by the Pats that wasn’t a fumble, or when the mighty Raiders came to Foxboro and were whipped 48-17.

      The Patriots had GREAT teams and history with the Raider’s before Belichick and Brady.

      • Paul
        July 13, 2016 at 10:05 pm

        Actually i remember stabler playing, so i am not as young as you think. You missed my point completely.

  • Fed the F-up
    July 13, 2016 at 2:33 pm

    If Goodell realized there were other teams/players other than the Patriots and Tom Brady he would address the disgusting post made by Isaiah Crowell. Suspend HIM! Browns should can his ass. The Dallas police are hiring. He should apply, if he has the balls to do it. Be part of the solution instead of fueling the fire. He doesnt post shit when a black person kills a black person. Even black people do not believe their lives matter. It’s disgusting.

  • KimberlyS
    KJDS
    July 13, 2016 at 1:09 pm

    I can’t wait for football season!!!

    Of course, I’m a lifelong Packers fan, so I expect to be jeered at now 🙂

    • Fatfingr Lou
      July 13, 2016 at 7:53 pm

      I like the Packers, but I love the Wisconsin Fans, beer and cheese curds more.
      Who won?
      I did, at the Tailgate!

      • KimberlyS
        KJDS
        July 14, 2016 at 9:28 am

        We are great fans 🙂 You forgot the brats!!

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