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Tomi Lahren Is A Fraud Who Only Got To Where She Is Because Conservative Dudes Like To Make Tummy Pancakes To Her Show

Tomi Lahren Is A Fraud Who Only Got To Where She Is Because Conservative Dudes Like To Make Tummy Pancakes To Her Show

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Daily CallerConservative media company The Blaze has suspended political commentator Tomi Lahren, multiple sources with knowledge of the situation confirmed to The Daily Caller. Lahren’s show is suspended for effect for at least one week starting Monday, according to TheDC’s sources. A source with direct knowledge of the situation previously told TheDC that Lahren’s contract with the company goes until September, but that she may leave the company before then.

“I’m pro choice, and here’s why. I am a constitutional, y’know, someone that loves the Constitution. I’m someone that’s for limited government,” she said. “So I can’t sit here and be a hypocrite and say I’m for limited government but I think the government should decide what women do with their bodies. I can sit here and say that, as a Republican and I can say, you know what, I’m for limited government, so stay out of my guns, and you can stay out of my body as well.”

Lahren’s inflammatory style placed her at odds with other employees at The Blaze, as previously reported by TheDC. Tensions were high between Lahren and her coworkers at The Blaze even before she called pro-life conservatives hypocrites in an appearance on ABC’s “The View” on Friday. In her appearance on The View, Lahren said she is pro-choice and called pro-life conservatives hypocrites, saying,

“I’m pro choice, and here’s why. I am a constitutional, y’know, someone that loves the Constitution. I’m someone that’s for limited government. So I can’t sit here and be a hypocrite and say I’m for limited government but I think the government should decide what women do with their bodies. I can sit here and say that, as a Republican and I can say, you know what, I’m for limited government, so stay out of my guns, and you can stay out of my body as well.”

Lahren’s denouncement of pro-lifers sparked a backlash from her coworkers, as well as other prominent conservatives. In her typical adversarial style, Lahren fired back at critics on Twitter, saying, “I speak my truth. If you don’t like it, tough. I will always be honest and stand in my truth.”


“I speak my truth.” “I’m a constitutional.” Someone with five million followers on social media said those words. “My truth.” As if that’s a thing. Newsflash toots – there’s no such thing as “my truth.” There’s truth and there’s lies. This is just something that someone with limited brain capacity would say who only attainted their job because so many conservative men enjoy fap time with her.

I’ve HATED this chick for so long, and I couldn’t be happier right now that she’s finally been exposed as a fraud. I hate that she’s become a mouthpiece for conservatism. She’s an embarrassment. And it has nothing to do with her opinions on abortion. I could care less about that. I care about the fact that she’s a simple minded idiot who only has her job because of what she looks like.

For the most part I’ve reluctantly agreed with her on plenty of things, particularly regarding social justice warriors. But at the same time, she’s a 24 year old nobody who hasn’t earned a thing her entire life. Just check out her tweets before she was famous:

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No, this is not Kim Kardashian. It’s one of the leading spokespeople for modern day conservatism.

Complaining about getting a job, and then literally being handed an easy one by her Mommy? Failing classes and then complaining about making them up in the summer? Listening to Taylor Swift? How is she any different from the millenials she’s whining about? Why is this child speaking for me? She doesn’t know the first thing about paying bills or raising a family. She’s not some self-made right winger. She is where she is today because people want to fuck her. That’s it. If she weighed 30 pounds more she’d be waiting tables at Denny’s. Fact, not opinion.

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Regardless of what your opinion on abortion is, she absolutely deserves to be suspended. And any conservative who thinks otherwise is a huge hypocrite. The Blaze is a private business. They can hire or fire whoever they choose if they believe it affects their brand. Anyone who has a problem with that isn’t an economic conservative.

When Milo went on Bill Maher last month he kept it real. He stood by every single thing he’s ever said about anything. That’s because Milo is smart and actually stands for something. What life experience does this chick have? She’s a 24 year old millionaire who yells at the TV screen for a living.

Unlike Milo, Tomi doesn’t actually believe any of the bullshit she’s saying. She just gets off on the attention. What she did the other day on The View was done to please the crowd. She wanted to make them happy, because that’s what she does – panders to the audience in front of her. For more proof on that, check out what she said on her show about abortion in December:

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“Then we have Lena freaking Dunham out there saying she wishes she could kill a fetus. Wishing for the option to kill your child doesn’t exactly say much about the cause, her character, or the pro-choice movement.”

As much of a trainwreck as Lena Dunham is, at least she stands for something. The option to kill your child? But if you’re pro-choice you don’t believe the fetus is a child. I’m confused. Oh wait, Tomi doesn’t actually believe any of these things. She’s just building her brand. And it’s working too, because here’s a small sampling of how loyal these idiots are:

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“She’s the best thing that ever happened to The Blaze.” Translation – I saw a viral video of her on Facebook ranting about something I agreed with, so I started following The Blaze after that. Before that I’d never heard of it.

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LOL. Imagine Tomi Lahren went on The View and said, “I wanna repeal the second amendment,” or “Obamacare isn’t so bad,” or “Maybe this wall thing is a really stupid idea.” Yea, I’m sure people like Bobby Ryan would be lining up to defend her right to compromise on certain issues. Definitely.

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Newsflash – Republicans didn’t lose favor because of their stance on abortion. They lost favor because George W. Bush invaded Iraq looking for WMD’s that weren’t there and in turn ISIS was created out of the rubble. Oops!

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Once again, the second you see someone write “loose” instead of “lose,” you can immediately tell they are dumb shit chuds.

The bottom line is that Tomi Lahren is free to have whatever opinion she wants, and she’s free to voice them. She doesn’t have the right to a job on a right wing news outlet where management has views that run contrary to hers on that particular topic.



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27 Comment(s)
  • Amy
    August 26, 2017 at 1:07 am

    She also is a “millennial” and a “constitutionist” but doesn’t like labels.

  • Wwy
    March 22, 2017 at 2:45 am

    TB do you really think Isis fell from the sky,you sound like the girl your making fun of bush’s cousin Obama just following the greater Israel project guidelines,it’s a good book you should read it someday.

  • Wwy
    March 22, 2017 at 1:09 am

    Conservatives are just as fake as comm units liberals they both support Israel who aborts Palestinian children everyday until we separate ourselves from the sick kikes like rachel mandolin and all her Jew news channels. Since the kike migration here the u.s has aborted children in 75 countries. That kike Margaret Sanger brought abortion to America her leader hitler taught the kikes,they become what they hated,

    • Stu Pidazzo
      March 22, 2017 at 6:07 am

      The fact that Wwy’s vote is weighted the same as mine makes me happy that we are not a straight democracy.

  • Beige Caulk
    March 21, 2017 at 5:31 pm

    Everyone is pro life until they knock up their FWB and realize, she’s fun to fuck, but I’m not marrying.

    People don’t mature from being obnoxious 20 year old party girls?

    Glenn Beck is a supercunt

    People can’t change their views? This is way overblown.

    She’s a couple of casting couches/blow jobs from being the 7 PM anchor at Fox

  • True Reality Speaks
    Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
    March 21, 2017 at 5:23 pm

    Lib TB is not funny and so transparent. Never has a hot take.

    You hate her because she’s conservative – not because she’s a hypocrite like most liberals.

  • Wabbitt
    March 21, 2017 at 10:34 am

    She’s cute, but she’s so fucking obnoxious that is never be able to keep it up. She’d start yapping and I’d be limper than week old lettuce.

  • ZephyrCat
    March 21, 2017 at 10:11 am

    Didn’t bother reading the blog I just clicked on it for the pictures. I have no idea who she is and I don’t care about her politics.

    When did men actually start taking what any woman has to say seriously? Women should be seen and not heard and she’s cute.

  • tomiboy
    March 21, 2017 at 9:05 am

    What is she’s like Turtleboy and there’s conservative Tomi and southside Tomi and libtard Tomi? We’re all Tomiboy

  • sally
    March 21, 2017 at 8:11 am

    Turtleboy lol someone who supports pedophiles aka milo but hates tomi..hahaha wow what a dipshit.

  • Shawn Silvia
    March 21, 2017 at 7:31 am

    This story showed me turtleboy is gay and in love with Milo

  • Independent Thinker
    March 21, 2017 at 6:48 am

    Never heard of her.

  • WouldntULike2Know
    March 21, 2017 at 1:11 am

    Don’t know her, never heard of her, and I don’t think she’s attractive at all. She has a weird, pinched looking face. Ppl these days will think anything with orange skin and white hair is hot. Apparently.

  • BobnMic
    March 21, 2017 at 12:12 am

    Oh boy out of my mind with this one. First of all she is smoking hot all day long. Second of all I am happily married all decades long. So this is where the comment becomes a non-comment.

    Ah shit – did she say something? Missed that part.

  • Realist
    March 20, 2017 at 11:04 pm

    She is no different than any other TV/Media personality, being that first and foremost she is an entertainer. The more people that click/like/view, means more $$ and notoriety for her. Not so unlike an unnamed blogger! Nothing she said in the past is relevant, as is nothing she says in the future.

  • don't want to know
    March 20, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    Who are you missy ?

  • Noseface
    March 20, 2017 at 10:23 pm

    Sorry, but you’re wrong on this one. Everyone pleaae keep in mind that until recently, this blog was pro Dianne Williamson. Case closed.

  • Xavier
    March 20, 2017 at 10:12 pm

    Science has proven life begins with a heartbeat. Just as certain it ends when the heart stops.

    • Mulligan
      March 20, 2017 at 10:31 pm

      Whatever, I’ve paid for many a scrapejob. Only a fool would have a kid with the fast ass women I use to dick down. Better than leaving a bastard for some dizzy slut to raise alone. You’d be nothing more than a meal check for the next 18 years to most of these modern “moms”
      If you outlaw abortion, you damned sure better start force sterilization on the unfit.

  • Mr Butthurt
    March 20, 2017 at 10:11 pm

    Would in a millisecond

  • Troubled Nostrils
    March 20, 2017 at 10:08 pm

    When I was younger, I would’ve made tall stacks of tummy pancakes over her, but at my age, I’ve gotta conserve my orgasms. Which is a damn shame, because every time I see her, I wanna start strokin’.

  • Mark Berry
    Georgia Madman
    March 20, 2017 at 9:39 pm

    As Reagan once said “A person who votes with you 90% of the time is your friend, not your enemy.” Toni is my friend. She should be yours.

  • Jack Mehoff
    March 20, 2017 at 9:34 pm

    A fraud, no. One doesn’t have to toe the Conservative line 100% to be a Conservative. Glenn Beck is mentally unstable, he needs to be hospitalized. She’s fine, can go toe to toe with men like Rachel Maddow anytime.

    • March 20, 2017 at 10:14 pm

      In December she was pro life. In March she was pro choice. That’s pretty much the definition of a fraud. Smart people can see this for what it is.

      • oneopinion
        March 21, 2017 at 10:30 am

        It’s not uncommon for conservatives to have moral objections to things but refrain from legislating their views. This is particularly true with abortion.

        • EmfnT
          March 26, 2017 at 5:23 pm

          Hit the nail right on the head. I don’t smoke, and I think people who smoke are stupid, but I would not legislate away their ability/choice to smoke. I am anti-abortion, but pro-choice. I don’t like abortion, but I would not tell someone else they cannot do it.

          As to the idea that Tomi got where she is because of the way she looks…I don’t disagree with TB for a second.

      • Jack Mehoff
        March 22, 2017 at 7:27 am

        A hottie yes, the need to be 100% Conservative, not necessary. That’s the issue right now that divides us. On one side you have the ultra left kooks, Commies who resort to violence when they get triggered. Now you want to do the same thing for everyone who doesn’t toe the Conservative line. Shove it up your ass. No gain here.

        My position on abortion is in the middle. Ok for the first six weeks of pregnancy, after that whatever comes out the woman has to eat it.

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