Top 14 Things The DOJ Could Investigate In Worcester Instead Of Turtleboy Sports

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As you know last night the city of Worcester held their final meeting with the Department of Justice last night, officially ending the biggest shitshow this city has ever seen. Mayor Joe Petty made it very clear that the reason he invited them here was because of Turtleboy Sports:

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How scared is Joe Petty? How much space do we own in his brain? He realizes that the minute he loses in November is the minute that Tim Murray and Jim McGovern take his phone number out of their cell phones. He feels cool because he’s a nobody with the personality of an undertaker, who somehow has managed to become mayor because the machine couldn’t find anyone else that wanted to do it after Joe O’Brien stepped down.

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It’s been an awesome four years though. He got to meet Deval Patrick a few times, he got to take some photos shoveling dirt like real politicians do, he got to meet President Obama, and for the first time in his life politicians in Boston give a fuck about him. You think he wants to go back to being just a regular old city councilor from Worcester? Do you think he wants to be Worcester’s version of Martha Coakley – the token machine democrat who couldn’t hold down the seat for the establishment? Do you realize how gigantic Tim Murray is gonna rip his asshole apart if he manages to fuck this one up?

He’s nervous because he knows the end is near. But unfortunately for him he picked the wrong side. He joined the hippies instead of the people. He badly misread the Turtleboy Sports Revolution and the thousands who stand behind it. Well hey Joe Petty, we compiled a list for you of 14 things the city and the Department of Justice could’ve been investigating instead of a wildly popular blog that everyone with a brain seems to enjoy. Here ya go. Better luck next time!!

14. Why is their such a vicious attack on anonymous free speech?

Does he hate ALL anonymous speech, or just the anonymous speech that points out what a failure he is? Does he have a problem with “deep throat” exposing President Nixon and the Watergate scandal? Does he have a problem with the Arab Spring, using anonymous social media to overthrow a dictatorship? Does he have a problem with anonymous tipsters phoning in reports about crime in their neighborhoods? Or does he just have a problem with anonymous bloggers who point out the fact that he protected North High Principal Lisa Dyer after she called one of her best teacher’s a racist in a schoolwide email?

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It’s funny, because he doesn’t seem to have a problem with REAL hate speech, so long as the people put their name to it. Lisa Dyer, Clive McFarlane, Old Balls, Nate Pickens – none of them are a problem. Only Turtleboy Sports.

My question is, after seeing what happened to Janice Harvey this year, why the fuck would ANYONE ever use their real name in writing? She was a GREAT teacher who lost her fucking JOB because she had the audacity to exercise her free speech and use the term “color-blind,” without checking with Joyce McNickles first. The message was clearly sent – if you wanna speak the truth you better not put your name on it.

Investigate Joe Petty’s repression of free speech.

13. Doherty High School has a vice principal who believes white teachers cannot teach black students, and dozens have come forward to accuse him of sexually inappropriate suggestions.

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Remember Doherty High School VP Bernard Reese? After we wrote our article in which we called him out for suggesting that Doherty’s white teachers couldn’t reach Doherty’s students of color like he could, we were BOMBARDED with messages from former and current Doherty students and teachers. There was a common theme from former female students and teachers – Dr. Reese often made sexually inappropriate comments that made girls feel uncomfortable. Many of the teachers also said that they had written up students for offenses that included being sworn and outright insubordination. They all said the same thing about how it was handled – if these students happened to be students of color Dr. Reese had a pow-wow with them before sending them back to class with no punishment.

Investigate Dr. Reese’s inappropriate comments towards female students and inconsistent punishments when it came to the racial makeup of students who ended up in his office.

12. A Worcester State professor violated her contract to lead an illegal demonstration. Twice.


Everyone’s favorite carpetbagger Sonya Conner organized both the Lincoln Square and Kelley Square blockades. For the latter she is facing criminal charges. For the former she cancelled a scheduled class, after explicitly being told by the school not to do so, in order to lead and attend the student rally that held up traffic for hours in Worcester. Her salary is paid by tax dollars, and she not only violated her contract, she repeatedly violated the laws of the city of Worcester. And she is in a position where she is trusted to teach young adults.

Investigate this woman.

11. Tracy Novick has directly endangered the safety of students at schools where her kids will never have to go to.

Tracy Novick famously called the prospect of police at North High School an “armed encampment.” While she was appeasing the Circlejerk and other outsider agitators trying to make money off of racial tension, four principals were assaulted at North High School, and there were four separate gun incidents at Burncoat, Worcester Tech, and South High. Her rhetoric directly threatened the safety of all students and faculty in these schools.

Investigate this woman.

10. Kevin Ksen, Sarai Rivera and Mary Keefe’s campaign manager is a two time criminal. 

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Kevin Ksen has been summonsed to court for violating our laws not only during the Kelley Square blockade, but also back in 2006. In the clink we learned not to fuck with these type of guys because they are repeat offenders. Career criminals with nothing to lose. Logically then this man is the campaign manager for the mentally unstable and physchologically abusive councilor from District 4, Sarai Rivera. He also runs the campaigns for Mary Keefe, one of our city’s state representatives in Boston. Should our elections be manipulated by a man who clearly has no regard for the law and is a danger to public safety? I think not.

Investigate this man.

9. Why is protester Deb Powers not being investigated for living in an apartment where child pornography was being downloaded?

Deb Powers is the definition of a leach. Logically then she’s not a fan of Turtleboy and frequently bashes us in public. If we were hippies we would call this “attacking” but we we’re adults so we say “fair game.” And since she likes throwing stones, we will point out that not only does she collect from the state, she also pays her rent with a GoFundMeAnd while living in this apartment, which her hippie friends all paid for, her adult children were arrested by the FBI for downloading child pornography. Are you telling me that she didn’t know about this? It’s a pretty modest apartment, and these guys were downloading TONS of kiddie porn. It’s pretty much the worst crime possible, and somehow she gets to walk away from it with no punishment.


Guess who she’s voting for in November?

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Deb Powers is THE face of the Joe Petty re-election campaign. A woman who harbored dangerous sexual predators in her house, hasn’t worked in years, and sucks off the system, supports Joe Petty. A vote for Joe Petty is a vote for Deb Powers.

Investigate Deb Powers for having knowledge of the child porn ring that existed under her GoFundMe roof.


8. Why is Human Rights Commissioner, Cara Berg-Powers, supporting a blatantly racist professor, and why is she using her child as a shield?

Saida Grundy is a blatantly racist professor from Boston University. So why is the head of the City Manager’s Human Right’s Commission openly supporting her on social media? A better question – why is Cara and her wife husband using their two year old daughter as a pawn in their ongoing feud with Turtleboy Sports? A couple weeks back Jordan “don’t call me Berg” Powers famously made up a lie that we called his innocent daughter a “white piece of shit.” Obviously we didn’t, but it didn’t stop this dangerous man from throwing his daughter out there against here will.


Investigate the Berg-Powers parents for encouraging racism and child endangerment.


7. Why is Joyce McNickles speaking at a City of Worcester event if she is not a City of Worcester taxpayer?

Joyce McNickles sells diversity trainings. She can’t make a living if racism doesn’t exist. That’s why she’s been creating racial tension for the past six months – because she’s trying to fleece the taxpayers so that the city will hire her to teach diversity training in our schools and municipal government. Luckily the people of Worcester are smart and haven’t fallen for her bullshit. Sorry Joyce, no race wars here. We’re too busy spreading love to one another.


Investigate this woman for fraud, disturbing the peace, and attempting to incite a race war.


6. Why did Worcester rehire Lisa Dyer, and fire Janice Harvey?

A qualified, well-written ELA teacher loses her job for using her constitutional right to free speech in Worcester Magazine, while an unqualified, incompetent principal, who oversaw virtual anarchy and called in sick to school for a month straight, was rehired, after calling said teacher a racist in a schoolwide email, for the unspeakable crime of exercising her first amendment rights?


Seems like this repression of civil liberties should be investigated by the DOJ.


5. Why does Nathan Pickens still work for Community Health Link?

Nathan Pickens works for the Community Health Link on Queen Street. Even after we exposed his public Facebook comments in which he called Ethiopian immigrant Mesfin Beshir a “coon” and “house nigger” repeatedly, he still kept his employment at this taxpayer funded organization. He is employed as a “counselor” and the community entrusts it’s at risk youth to him. Sounds pretty dangerous.

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Investigate this racist man.


4. The anti-police, anti-cooperation attitude that is preventing the police from saving lives in the ongoing gang war.

Worcester is in the midst of an unprecedented gang war. Every day someone else gets shot, and no one saw nothing. Meanwhile the gang squad is trying to ask questions and figure out what’s going on, and they’re being harassed for doing their jobs.

Investigate out of control gang activity in Worcester.



3. What is Worcester doing about the most dangerous threat to public safety – Robert Blackwell Gibbs?

RBG has been one of the most outspoken anti-police advocates. According to him he is employed by Mosaic Cultural Complex, and is one of the people who runs the vitriolic Communities United Collective Facebook page. He is infamous for messaging turtleboy followers and telling them what a nice person he is

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how he is the victim for being called out when he jumped on that truck like a mad man during the Kelley Square blockade

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and he always tries to pretend like he’s a nice person by ending all of his rants with “respectfully of course.”

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But he’s never fooled us. We know what he’s been about since the beginning – pure hate. The man is dangerous and he has influence. This is something everyone from Worcester should be on guard for. He accuses everyone on Turtleboy Sports of being “Aidan,” including the recent parody account “Robin Blackwell Gibbs:


“Anti-violent” protesters use phrases like “skullfuck,” “stomp a fucking mudhole in you,” and “gut and skin you” all the time. I also didn’t know there were circumstances in this state in which it was legal to gut and skin someone. Oh yea, and you gotta love how he says he’s ready to get arrested and accept the punishment for a murder, but he’s not willing to pay a simple fine for his role in the Kelley Square blockade.

Investigate RBG for attempting to incite a riot and threatening to commit several crimes.

2. What is the state going to do about the illegal, corrupt, and criminal actions of Mosaic Cultural Complex?

Mosaic Cultural Complex is an organization that calls itself a “non-profit.” Except it’s not. Because being a non-profit requires filling out paperwork. But that hasn’t stopped the city of Worcester from writing checks to this fraudulent organization for hundreds of thousands of dollars. In return they have organized several illegal demonstrations that have deliberately threatened public safety and impeded on the civil rights of others. When the Maura Healy recently came to Worcester she met up with their leader Brenda Jenkins, and other non-Worcester recidents Joyce McNickles and Keesha LaTulippe:

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These are the same people who also got a special meeting with Superintendent Melinda Boone, Ed Augustus, Joe Petty, and Lisa Dyer, before delivering a press conference in which they protested police presence at North High School.

Investigate Mosaic Cultural Complex and Ed Augustus for fraud and corruption.

1. How much did all this cost?

That’s the real question. How much did it cost to rent out the DCU Center today? How much did it cost to feed Deb Powers and her fantastic friends for these seven meetings? How much did the city have to pay Quinsigamond Community College to host the meeting that was held there? How much did the city pay for and how much was federally funded? How much did it cost to pay janitors at Worcester Tech overtime for all the meetings that were held there? Because at the end of the day, this whole production wasn’t free, and we all had to pay for it. And the ONLY reason they were here is because Joe Petty wanted a blog investigated because it was critical of his failed administration.

Investigate Joe Petty for using tax payer money so he could attempt to silence an anonymous critic.

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13 Comment(s)
  • Put Him in the Comfy Chair
    July 15, 2015 at 8:45 am

    The DOJ meeting on economic development was the least attended of all of the sessions. Probably for fear that there would be job applications there.

    Investigate the low attendance for people willing to work for a living.

  • Wake up before November
    July 14, 2015 at 4:02 pm

    Child pornography IMO is one of the most vile disgusting things you could possibly be charged with! They sure are a Retched group!

  • Wake up before November
    July 14, 2015 at 4:00 pm

    A vote for Petty is a vote for Deb lmao! Who would ever want to support that absolutely disgusting family? Oh yeah……..The hippies! Puke!!!

  • Wabbitt
    July 14, 2015 at 3:02 pm

    #15 The Superintendent of Schools is an utterly incompetent boob, but she is placed above reproach because of the color of her skin.

  • Sam Burnside
    July 14, 2015 at 10:47 am

    Think about it. Let it sink in. Representatives from the FEDERAL Department of Justice came to Worcester to investigate the statue of a boy possibly molesting a turtle and his blog. Fantastic! The revolution is real…and scary to some.

    July 14, 2015 at 9:56 am

    Interesting set of ideas, but to max its credibility you should do yourself a favor and go through to give it a more thorough copy edit. Lots of little stuff is off.

  • the.kurgen
    July 14, 2015 at 8:32 am

    Well I will definitely be voting for Gaffney this fall. I can’t believe how bad it’s gotten here

  • Chris From Georgia
    July 14, 2015 at 7:57 am

    The definition of petty is small and insignificant. That just about sums up the current mayor of Worcester. I do hope the good people of Worcester are able to oust this scumbag. Worcester deserves far better.

    • GoneWest
      July 14, 2015 at 9:53 am

      Chris that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said about our beloved town, I appreciate that.

  • Larry Mondello
    July 14, 2015 at 7:48 am

    Time to go Joe. You ‘ve become a joke by bending over to this crowd. No balls. The hippies hate free speech because they are narcissistic totalitarians who freak out when people get wise to their bullshit. Joyce Mc Nickles should be ashamed of herself. Worcester is sick of your race baiting venom, all for the purpose of making a fast buck. Want to do something useful? Try staying in your home town and getting a real job.

  • Anonymous
    July 14, 2015 at 7:25 am

    #15: investigate (ms. Pretty )Jen Roy’s salary.

  • Small Town Internet Lawyer
    July 14, 2015 at 7:05 am


  • vote for Gaffney!!!
    July 14, 2015 at 6:53 am

    If we don’t have the numbers to get that prick out in November, I want out of this city! Worcester did it for Governor Baker, and we can do it for Mike Gaffney too!

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