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We recently discovered the Ware Police Department Facebook page and it is one of the most entertaining pages you will ever see on Facebook. It’s a special breed that comes from Ware, and when you throw in the fact that they have a Walmart, all bets are off. This is what Colrain would look like if they ever opened up a Walmart there. So we have assembled our Top 25 Ware mugshots for some Friday night entertainment. Enjoy.
25. Gigi Hammond
Because life is too short not to smile for mugshots.
24. Christopher Casale
Yea, let’s give the police officer a false name. You live in a small town and you have a 8 inch beard hanging from your chin. They’ll never figure out your real name.
23. Amanda Pontbriand, Catherine Harbaugh
See what happens when the Ware strip club gets shut down by the cops? You can’t go around killing job creators and then expect people not to try to make ends meet.
22. Joshua Dilley
0.0% chance that this arrest will interfere with his burgeoning rap career.
21. Nicholas Dubois
I would’ve guessed he was in jail for computer fraud or maybe even kiddie porn. Turns out he stabs people. Ouch!!!
20. Joshua Reynolds
Livin the dream. The Ware dream.
19. Brandon Ballou
“It wasn’t a bad morning.”
18. Mariellen Larzazs
I have to admit, those are some impressive wrinkles she’s got going on in her brow. I can smell the booze and stale cigarettes from here.
17. Gemma Owens
Yea, you should probably get that checked out, because I’m pretty sure that’s herpes.
16. Shann Treadwell
OMG. It’s the guy from every Amber Alert ever. Not Sean, or Shawn, or Shane. The man’s name is Shann. Only in Ware, or maybe Colrain.
15. Travis Harper
From the neck up this guy looks like a Turtleboy Jr. art project. What a magical mugshot. From the nose rings, to the Voke-stache, to the dirt that glistens in the light while hanging off of his neck pubes, to the hair that seems to be going through his ear, to the brilliant idea to get a tattoo of a series of dots along his face. It was only a matter of time until Travis got the chance to pose for a Ware mugshot.
14. Eric Anderson
You know things are going great when you have a no trespass order against you from the Ware Walmart.
13. Lauren Hess
This woman was born on March 1, 1990!! Let that sink in. She might only be 26 years old, but that’s like at least 48 in Ware years.
12. Joel Deslauriers
Do you realize what you have to do to be referred to as the “biggest scumbag in Ware?” That’s a crown that’s not easily obtained.
11. Adam Supka
That is a Ware-cut if we’ve ever seen one before.
10. Jahira Flores, Edgardo Rivera, Frances Deleon
None of these people live within half an hour of Ware, and neither is the bank they robbed. Yet for whatever reason people like this are immediately drawn to Ware as soon as their crime spree is over. More than likely because it’s easier to blend in.
9. Douglas Towe, Kayleigh Riopelle-Nugent, Robert Gauthier
You pretty much had to know when you saw these three upstanding citizens walk into Walmart that they had 0.0% intention of paying for anything.
8. Timothy Laviolette
Because sometimes you just need to take a nap on your steering wall in the Walmart parking lot in order to sober up for round two.
7. Joel Deslauriers
Because sometimes you just gotta get blackout day drunk and throw bottles in people’s yards. Wait, isn’t this the same guy from #12? Wow, he really is the biggest scumbag in Ware.
6. Felicia Baker
99% chance she was at one point the Ware High School prom queen. Bye Felicia!
5. Melissa Swart and Patrick Roach
There comes a point in time where every Wareite will eventually be charged with defrauding of an innkeeper.
Never would’ve guessed that a face like this would be driving around drunk at 5:30 PM in Ware.
3. Eric Bressette
Because shirts are overrated in Ware mugshots.
2. Franics Oyola
Only in Ware can you get arrested in the Family Dollar parking lot for riding your scooter with a suspended license.
1. David Laforest
Best. Mugshot. Ever.
P.S. We love these police pages and follow as many of them as we can. If you know any good ones we should be following on the regular, let us know, because some are more entertaining than others.
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