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We recently discovered the Ware Police Department Facebook page and it is one of the most entertaining pages you will ever see on Facebook. It’s a special breed that comes from Ware, and when you throw in the fact that they have a Walmart, all bets are off. This is what Colrain would look like if they ever opened up a Walmart there. So we have assembled our Top 25 Ware mugshots for some Friday night entertainment. Enjoy.
25. Gigi Hammond
Because life is too short not to smile for mugshots.
24. Christopher Casale
Yea, let’s give the police officer a false name. You live in a small town and you have a 8 inch beard hanging from your chin. They’ll never figure out your real name.
23. Amanda Pontbriand, Catherine Harbaugh
See what happens when the Ware strip club gets shut down by the cops? You can’t go around killing job creators and then expect people not to try to make ends meet.
22. Joshua Dilley
0.0% chance that this arrest will interfere with his burgeoning rap career.
21. Nicholas Dubois
I would’ve guessed he was in jail for computer fraud or maybe even kiddie porn. Turns out he stabs people. Ouch!!!
20. Joshua Reynolds
Livin the dream. The Ware dream.
19. Brandon Ballou
“It wasn’t a bad morning.”
18. Mariellen Larzazs
I have to admit, those are some impressive wrinkles she’s got going on in her brow. I can smell the booze and stale cigarettes from here.
17. Gemma Owens
Yea, you should probably get that checked out, because I’m pretty sure that’s herpes.
16. Shann Treadwell
OMG. It’s the guy from every Amber Alert ever. Not Sean, or Shawn, or Shane. The man’s name is Shann. Only in Ware, or maybe Colrain.
15. Travis Harper
From the neck up this guy looks like a Turtleboy Jr. art project. What a magical mugshot. From the nose rings, to the Voke-stache, to the dirt that glistens in the light while hanging off of his neck pubes, to the hair that seems to be going through his ear, to the brilliant idea to get a tattoo of a series of dots along his face. It was only a matter of time until Travis got the chance to pose for a Ware mugshot.
14. Eric Anderson
You know things are going great when you have a no trespass order against you from the Ware Walmart.
13. Lauren Hess
This woman was born on March 1, 1990!! Let that sink in. She might only be 26 years old, but that’s like at least 48 in Ware years.
12. Joel Deslauriers
Do you realize what you have to do to be referred to as the “biggest scumbag in Ware?” That’s a crown that’s not easily obtained.
11. Adam Supka
That is a Ware-cut if we’ve ever seen one before.
10. Jahira Flores, Edgardo Rivera, Frances Deleon
None of these people live within half an hour of Ware, and neither is the bank they robbed. Yet for whatever reason people like this are immediately drawn to Ware as soon as their crime spree is over. More than likely because it’s easier to blend in.
9. Douglas Towe, Kayleigh Riopelle-Nugent, Robert Gauthier
You pretty much had to know when you saw these three upstanding citizens walk into Walmart that they had 0.0% intention of paying for anything.
8. Timothy Laviolette
Because sometimes you just need to take a nap on your steering wall in the Walmart parking lot in order to sober up for round two.
7. Joel Deslauriers
Because sometimes you just gotta get blackout day drunk and throw bottles in people’s yards. Wait, isn’t this the same guy from #12? Wow, he really is the biggest scumbag in Ware.
6. Felicia Baker
99% chance she was at one point the Ware High School prom queen. Bye Felicia!
5. Melissa Swart and Patrick Roach
There comes a point in time where every Wareite will eventually be charged with defrauding of an innkeeper.
Joel Deslauriers
Never would’ve guessed that a face like this would be driving around drunk at 5:30 PM in Ware.
3. Eric Bressette
Because shirts are overrated in Ware mugshots.
2. Franics Oyola
Only in Ware can you get arrested in the Family Dollar parking lot for riding your scooter with a suspended license.
1. David Laforest
Best. Mugshot. Ever.
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18 Comment(s)
#9 – Macaulay Culkin
USED TO BE A GREAT PLACE TO LIVE,,THANK OUR FINE LOCAL, STATE AND FEERAL POLITICIANS.WHO WROTE THE BOOK ON HOW TO RUIN A TOWN BY USING IT AS A DUMPING FOR THEIR TRASH
I used to think you were funny but now you’ve taken things to an unnecessary level. These people have been arrested, humiliated and have either paid for their crimes or are currently paying. What makes you better? It is a terrible thing to find enjoyment out of someone else’s suffering. It’s one thing to report.. but this is just awful.
Life’s tough. Get a helmet
Okay we’ve seen people who got arrested. Now can there be some positive articles about good goings-on in Ware? We should be paying more attention to the good things because Ware is as beautiful a town as Webster!
No.
WHERE IS WARE BEAUTIFUL ?? That’s a joke right ??
Yup, the mug on Number one says it all. I suggest when you hit West Brookfield, turn around and return to civilization.
Yeah, West Brookfield. Howard’s. Where you pay more to eat shitty fried food off paper plates than you would at Sole Proprietor. Tavern is decent, though
Two Jews, three blacks and everybody else stay the fuck out attitude. I don’t consider that a very civilized place.
Turtle boy I hope to God one day your mother or sister or daughter is arrested for being the white she is and someone plasters her face on Facebook talking about how she fucked u! Shut happens people make mistakes and u r obviously one little pissy when u got to use a name like turtle boy. Get your shit right before u open ur cocksucker..!!! Just sayin
Actually, you may want to look into some of the arrests before you publish them. One for sure is a false arrest. Nicholas DuBois is a self defense case where the other party is being charged for attacking him. On top of the fact that he is disabled. Research people before you start rumors and gossip. Which seems to be the only thing you know how to do, talk shit about people for some publicity when half the time you are wrong about what you’re talking about. Nothing else to write about, so you go on a Facebook page of a police station in a town that you live no where near but you know is controversial.
I couldnt agree with you any more. Nicely said. #8 Timothy laviolette is also not true for one and for two he had to take a drug test the next day and passed his drug test so before you talk shit about anyone find out the truth first. Like they said you have nothing better to do but talk shit about others you know nothing about. And also travis Harper is the nicest person I’ve ever met and you want to judge people because of tattoo’s and piercings. That has nothing to do with someone’s personality. And for sure doesn’t automatically make someone a scumbag that makes you the scumbag.
Grow that was nicely said. just clearing it up who i was agreeing with cuz it definitely isn’t this fucking idiot loser who goes by turtle boy.
Haha he’s most def a heroin addict and didn’t pass NO TEST !
There is MOST DEFINITELY some serious inbreeding going on out there in Ware! I first thought, there must be something in the water, but I believe the Ware river is pretty clean. Wow though, when you really think about it, what the hell else is there to do way out there besides your sister?? There are some serious reasons here for keeping abortion legal. Too bad some of these creatures may reproduce! Also alarming is the fact that I don’t see anyone charged with jackin’ CONDOMS!!! Just sayin…
For a period ware did have the highest rate of incest per capita in the US. My mother had a. Stint in the ER at Scary Lane and the stories she has told.