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So if you haven’t heard by now the world wide internets is all abuzz about a bunch of dingleberries who Tweeted racist shit about the Montreal Canadiens’ P.K. Subban last night after he scored two goals against the Boston Bruins:
Since then the Bruins have released an official statement through team President Cam Neely:
“The racist, classless views expressed by an ignorant group of individuals following Thursday’s game via digital media are in no way a reflection of anyone associated with the Bruins organization.”
My take on this is pretty simple:
1) Who gives a shit what a bunch of idiots on Twitter say?
2) What the fuck does any of this have to do with the Bruins?
None of these idiots are affiliated with the Bruins. I looked up all of these nudniks on Twitter and it confirmed my two points – 1) they’re all idiots, and 2) none of them have any affiliation with the Bruins. Here’s Alex Ponce:
Just your standard bigoted Islanders fan from Maine apparently.
Ryan Touchette has since deleted his Twitter account but here he is on Facebook:
I’ve never met this clown before, but looking at him I would expect nothing less. I’m also 99% certain that’s Phillip Markoff’s (the Craig’s List Killer) senior photo:
Then there’s this idiot, Yasir Khan, who has also deleted his twitter account
OK, where do I start with this moron? How bout the fact that he’s trademarked his name? Or the fact that he’s still saying “Boston Strong,” which makes him a fraud just like 99% of the people who use that catch phrase because they watched the marathon bombing unfold on television. Then there’s the fact that he’s an idiotic high school student who obviously hasn’t learned that stupid shit you say on the internet is permanent. Am I really supposed to give ANY fucks whatsoever that some idiot who trademarked his name says racist shit…ON THE INTERNET???!!! What a fucking story this is!!
This is what you get when you look up @fuckinchiarelli on Twitter:
@JoeNasty2Point0 has also apparently deleted his account:
Then there’s Jesse Haddad, who is apparently a “Killer”
Yup, this is what we’re getting all worked up about here. Someone who says racist shit ON THE INTERNET and refers to themselves as a Killer. He’s one of the few who hasn’t deleted his account and is still going strong as ever with with his admiration for more famous bigots….
Good thing the media was blaming this on “Bruins” fans like Jesse….
Ottawa Senators? Oops!!
And Jesse Haddad will apparently meet you anywhere to exchange fisticuffs. Well, as long as it’s not too far of a drive and you have met the prerequisite number of Twitter followers….
Then there’s the highly influential @sonof100maniacs, whose racist tweet has been taken down for whatever reason….
Man, this guy is SO influential, with his NINE followers. God forbid some idiot who can communicate with 9 people say something moronic ON THE INTERNET!!!
The biggest winner of all these nudniks is Bart Mandela, who had the following to say about PK
This idiot redefines what it’s like to not giving a fuck about anything….
Now on Twitter you can say a little something about yourself on your profile, and here’s the first thing that came to his mind:
So while this obviously brilliant individual was designing their Twitter profile, he decided to go with the Jesus, Boston Marathon truther from East Texas theme, while sporting a profile picture that yells “trenchcoat mafia” like you read about. This sounds like a sane individual that we should be demanding more from. Right.
Now most normal people would probably deactivate their accounts at this point. There’s a good chance your life is officially ruined. Just ask Margaret Pesikov what happens when employers google her name now. But people who give zero fucks about anything, apologize for nothing and redact nothing. Bart Mandela could care less that we’re all blasting him for being a racist jagoff:
Nice going Jeremy Dumont!! That’ll fix em!!!
So my whole point with this is obviously not to defend the idiots who posted racist shit about PK Subban. We ALL know that what they wrote was disgusting. But am I really supposed to care that 10 people wrote fucked up shit ON THE INTERNET?? Are the outraged people familiar at all with the concept of online communication? Where have you people been? This is what happens ON THE INTERNET!!!
Little dickweeds sit in their parents basement and say shit behind a computer screen. It’s an unfortunate side effect of free speech. Of course it’s wrong. But what exactly are we trying to accomplish here? Because Bart Mandela and Jesse Haddad have made it abundantly clear that they couldn’t possibly give any fucks less if the entire world thinks that they’re bigoted dooshnozzles. Never mind the fact that Montreal Canadiens’ fans are the most guilty of all fans in regards to racism towards Subban:
If your goal was to shame these people so that they will never be able to get a job, I suppose that’s a noble endeavor. I hate to break it to you though – this will never, ever come back to haunt any of these people. That’s because these people will never, ever apply for a real job. These are the idiots who will be giving you change at 7/11. They literally have nothing to lose.
And yet everyone is all in a tiff about them. Guess what? There’s 7 billion people in this world. It’s a statistical guarantee that there will be LOTS of people like this in the bunch. All we have to do is make sure they never get elected or have any power at all, which obviously we don’t have to worry about here.
What REALLY pissed me off about all of this is how everyone’s turning this into a racist Boston thing. That’s the thing to do nowadays. Every Stan out there wants to be the next Gish Jen and make Boston seem like 1963 Alabama. So I saw a lot of tweets like this:
OK first of all, both of these morons are from Toronto. Their judge of character can best be evaluated by the fact that this is the man they elected mayor:
And they’re obviously still butt hurt from the most epic Game 7 collapse in playoff history that their Toronto Maple Leafs suffered at the hands of the Bruins…
So Matt Galloway and Elissa Freeman are media pundits up in Toronto. They’re one of the thousands of idiots who are buying into this whole “17,000 tweets which contained the words “nigger” and Subban” in them:
Racist comments proliferated on social media networks Thursday after Montreal Canadiens defenceman P.K. Subban scored the winning goal in a double-overtime match against the Boston Bruins. On Twitter, unhappy Bruins fans tweeted comments like “That stupid n—-r doesn’t belong in hockey #whitesonly” and “Someone needs to smack PK subban across his big n—-r lips. #scumbag” — so many tweets, in fact, that the offending word began trending online in Boston. According to Montreal media monitoring and analysis company Influence Communications, the N-word and Subban’s name were used in conjunction on 17,000 tweets yesterday, although not all of them were negative.
This comes from a Montreal “news” station. This is the same city that wanted to prosecute Zdeno Chara for checking Max Pacioretty during a hockey game. This is the same city where yahoos called 911 hundreds of times to report that same hit. So they actually reported this as “news.” In reality ONE guy of no particular significance started the rumor that it was tweeted 17,000 times.
I mean, how stupid do you have to be to fall for this? One person tweets this and that qualifies as news in Canada? Just Canada showing the world why they’re America Jr right there. We have media like this in America. We call them the tabloids, or on occasion, CNN. But Elissa Freeman and Matt Galloway have thousands of followers and are influential Toronto media yahoos, writing for major news outlets and blogs. So why is Elissa writing this again?
Very classy #Boston? First of all, you’re kind a borderline smokeshow so I can’t even be THAT mad at you. You have that sexy Sarah Palin look to you, and God damnet, that just does it for me.
With that said though, why are you blaming Boston for these tweets? None of these idiots are from Massachusetts, so why are you lumping us all together? Oh yea, because EVERYONE hates the Bruins, Patriots, Red Sox, and Celtics, because ALL we do is win. Toronto is supposed to HATE Montreal, yet they’ve joined forces because they both wanna be us. But they can’t. So they go this route instead. Growing up in the 90’s I always dreamed of living in an area where the rest of the world was jealous of our dominance. Now that I’ve experienced it I never want it to end.
But seriously, blaming Boston for these tweets makes no sense. Especially when you’re from a city where your fans hold signs like this:
Very class #Toronto.
What these idiots don’t seem to understand is that by tweeting a sentence with “Subban” and “nigger” in it, and then having 100 of their followers retweet it, they have DIRECTLY contributed to the 17,000 times it supposedly was tweeted. That doesn’t mean it’s trending. How are they NOT understanding this very simple concept? There were 10 people who wrote shit like this. None of them are from here. Then those tweets spread like wildfire, and all of a sudden the Bruins are issuing a PR statement and the Boston Globe is running the story on it’s front page?
Just more typical garbage from the Globe. This is the same newspaper who has NEVER apologized for the fact that they allowed Gish Jen to write an article which blamed Bostonians for “failing the Tsarnaevs.”
Here’s the bottom line. Subban is nasty and he scares the shit out of me. He’s also a dirty Hab so I hate him for that reason and that reason alone. I would also love to see him in a Bruins sweater, but his little brother will have to do instead.
Feel free to share your thoughts to keep the conversation going.
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