Trick or treating was cancelled in many towns this year thanks to the coronabros, but down in Woonsocket it was business as usual, and they kept the annual tradition alive of making up stories about finding objects in their semen demon’s candy.
I say this every year when it happens like clockwork, and it should be obvious by now – no one has EVER put needles or razor blades in anyone’s crotch fruit’s candy in the history of Halloween. It’s literally NEVER happened. It is a complete urban myth perpetuated by made up stories like the one here from Kathy Sayaphat.
If there was a needle in the candy it would’ve been put there accidentally by Twizzlers, because logic tells us that your friendly neighborhood killer seamstress wouldn’t have been able to take apart the wrapper and then magically reassemble it without anyone noticing.
Nevertheless, the masses of idiots blindly believe it because if COVID has taught us anything it’s that some people truly enjoy living in fear.
The media does their part by doing a story on it, asking no questions at all, and adding some scary music to it with a montage of happy children trick or treating, because they could be next!!!
But the easiest way you can tell this woman is clearly making this up is by looking at the fact that she is responding to EVERYONE who casts doubt on her story and calling them ignorant.
Yea Richard, how dare you “jump into conclusions” by not blindly believing her obviously fabricated story like the rest of the mental midget mafia.
On top of that she also trashed the cops for not investigating her obviously made up story quickly enough.
“They clearly don’t care.”
Nah, they only care about about real crimes. They just don’t like having their time wasted by assholes who make up shit like this every single Halloween. Stop wasting the police’s time with bullshit. I hope they do fully investigate this and finally make an example out of these people by arresting them for filing a false police report.
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33 Comment(s)
wouldnt poisoning be so much easier? asking for a friend.
Bullshit. “I’m busy with all my businesses”…what the hell does that mean? The police told you to fill out a report, but instead you want to bitch about it. Were they supposed to head to her neighborhood in swat gear and knock on every door they went to? I bet she didn’t even contact them, if she did it was just to get more attention. Social media gives all these insane, attention hogs a platform to spew their crazy. We are so fucked. Thank you tb for exposing them.
Mama San is still stuck in the 1970s. This Halloween candy bullshit has never happened, outside of the Borderline attention seeking psycho Mommy, who set up their kids. G. I. beau coup dinky dow motherfucker
Fuck Twizzlers I’d rather eat the needles.
Seriously though, has anyone seen Hunter?
Kathy looks like she should be working in a massage parlor giving happy endings. Twizlers makes mouths happy.
Notice it’s never a skinny parent sounding the alarm! Hay kids! That’s not a monster under your bed making noises trying to get you, That’s the sound of candy hitting the gravitational pull of the growing black hole of your mom’s stomach down stairs. That warning is just her conning you out of calories. Once her neck disappears you will of hit the event horizon and there will be no return.
Maybe the Saykids were trick-o-treating at one if the government run needle exchanges? It was a Saturday after all
So her kids just happen to be the only ones who trick or treated in that area who both got needles in their twizzlers? No one else? Obvious bullshit. How do people believe this shit? My son asked me to check his twizzlers this yr “bcuz its always twizzlers u see ppl got needles in”. We had a talk about how its always the ppl who “found” it that actually put it there and no one is putting shit in kids candy. Not to believe everything he sees online. SMH at these ppl and those who believe it!
Confucius Say: “She who find pin in Twizzler get poked by whole neighborhood.”
“Twizzlers are tricky!”
No twizlers are twickey
Last time I see Kathy Say she was empty condiment stand at Foxwoods! Sugars.salt pepper coffee stirrers straws. She get it all!! Hi Kathy!!
“no holes”…well that’s certainly not the case in the pines. There’s lots of holes there. Do you really think by examining the outer wrapper of a candy bar, you would notice a tiny hole where a pin was inserted? NOT. Unless of course your name is SEE SUM TING. Fuck off, lady.
What she really needs is a Napalm canister through her
front doors mail slot.
As soon as I saw thus story on Fox 25 I called Bullshit! They talked to the daughter and you can tell it was made up
You hear the one about the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn’t understand.
A Chinese man went to his doctor. He asked why he couldn’t see well. The doctor told the Chinese man, you have cataracts. The Chinese man said. What? No! I drive a Lincoln.
I think you mean ‘Rincoln’
She says Rincoln. You say when I flip over rub my Twizzler bitch.
If it’s so dangerous here why not go back to the Philippines bitch?
She checked the wrappers and there were no holes. Obviously put in there at the factory. Uncanny how they knew it would be given out at Halloween…
Wait’ll she gets a taste of my almond JOY- it’s round and hard, it’s got two nuts and it makes a girl fat.
“I’m busy enough with my businesses & my life. I don’t have to report this. I just want to warn all the parents out there. Bring a mother of 2 young children, if someone else’s child got hurt or killed because I didn’t report it, would be so devastating”
What she’s really saying:
I’m not too busy to soak in the attention while I play whack-a-mole on anyone who sees through this bullshit. I knew the cops would, so I turned to facebook to warn all my fb friends that live nowhere near the few houses on the way to my sister’s. Because I’m such an awesome mom, I chose the facebook route instead of the police, so I could look myself in the mirror, just in case this life or death situation was actually true
I’m just surprised that pie faced gook could even see well enough through her slanty eyes to get the needles right in the middle of those licorice sticks.
This is just the type of obnoxious remark to make my Monday, welcome back real ST.
Looks like you shook your impostor, not sure what the hell that was all about.
Thanks man, appreciate it.
And my impostor is still around, being a pathetic faggot as usual. He’s been obsessed with me ever since I owned him in the comment section. 5 MONTHS AGO. At least he’s pretty easy to spot, you can always tell the fake ST because his jokes are completely unfunny and fucking retarded.
I have zero doubt those needles were put into the twizzlers. Obviously by the mom…I mean there’s no doubt about that. Even the police are like ‘…umm yeah could you call us back on St Swithen’s Day of 2026?” They don’t have time to waste on this nonsense every year! Sadly her children think it really happened. Which is tantamount to child abuse.
Why do people do this kind of nonsense? The same reason people go on the Jerry Springer show (or whatever the equivalent of that is today). Too much time on their hands and an insatiable desire for 15 minutes of “fame.”
I bet that pork fried cunt hands out a bag of rice and pocket calculators for halloween
CHING CHANG CHONG ME LIKEY CANDY CHONG CHING OH YESSA SOLLY SAH ME LIKEY FRY RIE. CHONG CHONG CHING.
Kathy Say needs a life.
I am however glad she didn’t make her little one eat a needle to complete the story and polish it with a Go Fund Me for medical bills. The “look at me crowd” has been known to do that.
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Someone put C4 in my Laffy Taffy
LOL “Holiday everyone can enjoy, especially children.” Umm, ALL HOLIDAYS are for fucking children, and commercialized around children mostly. Besides that, kids have it far too easy as it is, they don’t need holidays on top of that. They’ve been encouraged to think they’re brittle and overburdened by putrid adults.