Trick or treating was cancelled in many towns this year thanks to the coronabros, but down in Woonsocket it was business as usual, and they kept the annual tradition alive of making up stories about finding objects in their semen demon’s candy.
I say this every year when it happens like clockwork, and it should be obvious by now – no one has EVER put needles or razor blades in anyone’s crotch fruit’s candy in the history of Halloween. It’s literally NEVER happened. It is a complete urban myth perpetuated by made up stories like the one here from Kathy Sayaphat.
If there was a needle in the candy it would’ve been put there accidentally by Twizzlers, because logic tells us that your friendly neighborhood killer seamstress wouldn’t have been able to take apart the wrapper and then magically reassemble it without anyone noticing.
Nevertheless, the masses of idiots blindly believe it because if COVID has taught us anything it’s that some people truly enjoy living in fear.
The media does their part by doing a story on it, asking no questions at all, and adding some scary music to it with a montage of happy children trick or treating, because they could be next!!!
But the easiest way you can tell this woman is clearly making this up is by looking at the fact that she is responding to EVERYONE who casts doubt on her story and calling them ignorant.
Yea Richard, how dare you “jump into conclusions” by not blindly believing her obviously fabricated story like the rest of the mental midget mafia.
On top of that she also trashed the cops for not investigating her obviously made up story quickly enough.
“They clearly don’t care.”
Nah, they only care about about real crimes. They just don’t like having their time wasted by assholes who make up shit like this every single Halloween. Stop wasting the police’s time with bullshit. I hope they do fully investigate this and finally make an example out of these people by arresting them for filing a false police report.
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