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Virtue Signaling Assholes Previously Blogged About Unite Over Blog Calling Out Woke Melrose Superintendent Who Cancelled Halloween

Uncle Turtleboy / October 28, 2021

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SJW Superintendent Cancels Halloween In Melrose

Uncle Turtleboy / October 26, 2021

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Nudniks

Tradition Continues In Woonsocket Of Parents Making Up Shit About Needles Being Put In Crotch Fruit’s Halloween Candy 

Uncle Turtleboy / November 2, 2020

  Trick or treating was cancelled in many towns this year thanks to the coronabros, but down in Woonsocket it…

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Wicked Bitch Of The East Wants Trick Or Treating Cancelled In Hingham Because Crotch Fruits Could Give Her Commie Cold But Still Campaigns For Biden Without Mask On

Uncle Turtleboy / October 9, 2020

  was This is Meg Glazer from Hingham. Her and her husband Murray are the owners of Glacon Contracting, she’s…

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Nudniks

Two Muskaqueers Make Up Lie That Someone Put Detergent In Their Crotch Fruit’s Candy In Dover, NH

Uncle Turtleboy / October 31, 2019

  We didn’t even need to wait until Halloween for the “my neighbors are trying to poison my kid’s candy”…

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Turtleboy Investigates

Marshfield BLT-123 Says Her Boston Cop Sister Found Needle In Her Kid’s Halloween Twizzlers, Except Her Sister’s Not A Cop And The Whole Thing Was A Viral Hoax From New York Last Year

Uncle Turtleboy / November 2, 2018

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WTF

If Your Kids Go Trick Or Treating In Pepperell Dressed As Trump And A Mexican Jumping Over A Wall, Don’t Be Surprised When They Get Shitty Candy 

Uncle Turtleboy / November 1, 2018

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New Bedford Gangbanging Womb Broom Out On Bail For Kidnapping, Beating Ex-GF, Knocks Up Side Chick, Covers Baby In Dad’s Gang Tattoos For Halloween

Uncle Turtleboy / November 2, 2017

New Bedford Gangbanging Womb Broom Out On Bail For Kidnapping, Beating Ex-GF, Knocks Up Side Chick, Covers Baby In Dad’s…

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Former GoFundMe TB All-Stars Strawberry Slugrake And Joan Of Skidmark Beat Up Gang Of  Teens Who Tried Jumping Them In Front Of Their Kids While Trick Or Treating

Uncle Turtleboy / November 1, 2017

Former GoFundMe TB All-Stars Strawberry Slugrake And Joan Of Skidmark Beat Up Gang Of  Teens Who Tried Jumping Them In…

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Triggerd University of Florida Students Have Safe Place From Halloween Costumes This Halloween

Uncle Turtleboy / October 15, 2016

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Kim Kardashian Inspired Costume Is Making People Lose Their Minds

Uncle Turtleboy / October 11, 2016

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Top 11 Halloween Costumes That Will Scare The Shit Out Of Worcester Children

Uncle Turtleboy / October 31, 2015

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