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I gotta be honest, I’m extremely disappointed we haven’t been sent any viral fake news Facebook posts about parents finding razor blades in their kid’s Halloween candy. First time that’s never happened on the day after Halloween. I’m sure if I look for it I could find some good stories about a bunch of girls in Utah who got destroyed by a woke mob because they dressed up as a Mariachi band. But that’s kind of a cliche story at this point. Here’s a new one out of Pepperell though:
Alright, I’m all for free speech and I hate PC culture with a passion. But be honest with yourself Mom – your kids were asking for it. The Trump costume is fine. If someone was cunty with your kids because of that then we’d rip them apart. But the kid in the Mexican hat with the stereotypical Mexican bandit mustache? Come on now. You knew exactly the controversy you were looking for when you put that thing on. What’s he gonna be next year? An abortion doctor?
Here’s an idea – if you don’t want adults to mix Halloween with politics, then don’t let your kids mix Halloween with politics.
My biggest beef with this, and the reason I wouldn’t have given them dick either, is 1) the lack of effort put into those costumes, and 2) the fact that they probably should’ve aged out of trick or treating by now. There’s nothing I hate more than some pre-teen showing up at my door in a Tom Brady jersey. They always come with a pillowcase and instead of being all cute and shit they say, “trick or treat” under their breath like it’s something they have to do for free candy. If your kid comes to my house like that he’s leaving with the ultimate fuck you – an Almond Joy. Reese’s are for kids I like.
The most offensive part about those costumes is that they’re just plain lazy. When’s the last time you saw Trump wear a black shirt or sneakers? And he couldn’t even put on a collared shirt? Meanwhile it’s hot in Mexico, and this kid’s wearing sweatpants and chick sunglasses. I’ve never, ever, ever seen a Mexican dress like that. He’s dressed like he should sitting outside of a deli complaining about how they’re trying to change the name of Columbus Day. And the wall just isn’t working. When I first saw him I thought he was Snoopy on top of the doghouse. Any costume that requires explaining or a physical recreation is a shitty costume.
Anyway, they didn’t provide any proof this happened either, but I believe them. Trump Derangement Syndrome is a very serious disease afflicting millions of people. All bets are off when you’ve got it. I’m just sayin when you go out looking for trouble, which is exactly what you’re doing when you’re dressed as a Mexican jumping over a wall, don’t be surprised when you find it.