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If Your Kids Go Trick Or Treating In Pepperell Dressed As Trump And A Mexican Jumping Over A Wall, Don’t Be Surprised When They Get Shitty Candy 

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I gotta be honest, I’m extremely disappointed we haven’t been sent any viral fake news Facebook posts about parents finding razor blades in their kid’s Halloween candy. First time that’s never happened on the day after Halloween. I’m sure if I look for it I could find some good stories about a bunch of girls in Utah who got destroyed by a woke mob because they dressed up as a Mariachi band. But that’s kind of a cliche story at this point. Here’s a new one out of Pepperell though:

Alright, I’m all for free speech and I hate PC culture with a passion. But be honest with yourself Mom – your kids were asking for it. The Trump costume is fine. If someone was cunty with your kids because of that then we’d rip them apart. But the kid in the Mexican hat with the stereotypical Mexican bandit mustache? Come on now. You knew exactly the controversy you were looking for when you put that thing on. What’s he gonna be next year? An abortion doctor?

Here’s an idea – if you don’t want adults to mix Halloween with politics, then don’t let your kids mix Halloween with politics.

My biggest beef with this, and the reason I wouldn’t have given them dick either, is 1) the lack of effort put into those costumes, and 2) the fact that they probably should’ve aged out of trick or treating by now. There’s nothing I hate more than some pre-teen showing up at my door in a Tom Brady jersey. They always come with a pillowcase and instead of being all cute and shit they say, “trick or treat” under their breath like it’s something they have to do for free candy. If your kid comes to my house like that he’s leaving with the ultimate fuck you – an Almond Joy. Reese’s are for kids I like.

The most offensive part about those costumes is that they’re just plain lazy. When’s the last time you saw Trump wear a black shirt or sneakers? And he couldn’t even put on a collared shirt? Meanwhile it’s hot in Mexico, and this kid’s wearing sweatpants and chick sunglasses. I’ve never, ever, ever seen a Mexican dress like that. He’s dressed like he should sitting outside of a deli complaining about how they’re trying to change the name of Columbus Day. And the wall just isn’t working. When I first saw him I thought he was Snoopy on top of the doghouse. Any costume that requires explaining or a physical recreation is a shitty costume.

Anyway, they didn’t provide any proof this happened either, but I believe them. Trump Derangement Syndrome is a very serious disease afflicting millions of people. All bets are off when you’ve got it. I’m just sayin when you go out looking for trouble, which is exactly what you’re doing when you’re dressed as a Mexican jumping over a wall, don’t be surprised when you find it.

24 Comment(s)
  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    November 2, 2018 at 10:54 am

    That’s not a Mexican; it’s Super Mario.

    Racist!

    • Fastball
      November 2, 2018 at 11:05 am

      The Dagos should sue the Nips for Super Mario because it’s totally fucking racist against the Wops.

    • Fred Knessl
      November 2, 2018 at 3:25 pm

      Are Wypipo allowed to dress as Mexicans for halloween? I thought the new rule say that only Mexicans can dress as Mexicans. Pity the poor African-American kid who goes out as a Ghost.
      Fucking liberals…

  • Paul Manafort
    November 1, 2018 at 7:44 pm

    In the Ukraine, they give out dust masks and rubber gloves for halloween, especially to the the dead people.

    it is a sight to see.

  • Trump 2020
    November 1, 2018 at 6:45 pm

    Very funny and good for them. What’s even funnier is Randy Guy is going to have a stroke over it. The only thing that should be in a cage is your sister Randall. Now go suck a dick like you were told already

  • meanwhile........
    November 1, 2018 at 4:21 pm

    While you’re here writing this lame-ass blog…. Maude is on instagram poking the turtle.

    POKING. THE. TURTLE.

    • Octo-Dick
      November 1, 2018 at 6:16 pm

      I’d like to poke Maude right up the ass at an Elizabeth Warren fundraiser and let her howl over the intercom right before I set off the stink bombs and drop 10,000 marbles on the floor.

      • Not bad
        November 1, 2018 at 9:46 pm

        In other words she’s your pick for the ratchet pageant 

        • Maude Fan Club
          November 2, 2018 at 8:26 am

          Maude is a lot of things but a ratchet she is not. Think we really have to get a consensus of the definition of the word before ratchetmania begins.

    • Kood
      November 3, 2018 at 10:01 pm

      I would let Maude rape my cock. She has more money than me so i should get alimony and child support payments and wic and section 8 and, oil payments and etc. right? Maybe I can even forge my documents to make me illegal so i can qualify for more. Devl Patrik 2020-2048!

    • Reality chick
      November 4, 2018 at 4:34 pm

      Are you referencing Randall from the Riv? He has a lot to say but blocks you when he can’t co,e up,with a good argument that makes sense…Dirty needle replied to him also… He’s a blue waffle twat if ever there was one..xo

  • eddwina
    November 1, 2018 at 4:18 pm

    These kids costumes are not so important in my life that I’m gonna bother getting offended. better shit to stir my friends.
    yea these kids look a bit old, but it can be hard to tell age by looking at kids these days. my husband had a full beard and was almost 6 ft tall at 11 or 12 years old. And with all the bullshit these “preteens” and teens can get into, I would rather they be trick or treating than out being hooligans. Unless they trick or treat as hooligans, in that case get the fuck outtta here you little shits. god I feel old re reading this comment. get the fuck off my lawn

    • GingyKidd
      November 1, 2018 at 6:44 pm

      I think you missed the point. This wasn’t about the kids. Clearly they didn’t come up with the ideas all on their own. The parent wanted attention. She got what she asked for. If she was mad about the kids not getting some candy from a couple of houses, she could have just gone out and bought 50% off halloween candy today to make it up to them.

  • Not another one ughhh
    November 1, 2018 at 4:11 pm

    Is everyone going through menopause over at Turtleboy Sports??? Why was he wearing aweatpants? Idk maybe cuz it’s cold as brick outside! Also shaming PRE TEENS for trick or treating? 12 year olds who are acting like children, oh no the horror!! Highly disappointed lately. Your brand is turning into a cunty teenage girls blog.

  • Judge dread
    November 1, 2018 at 4:07 pm

    Back in the 80s if you refused candy your house would get egged or TP’d.

  • Jose Cuervo
    November 1, 2018 at 3:41 pm

    One more thing for Bristol. If you’ve never seen a Mexican dressed like that you’ve obviously never been to California. Try watching Live PD some time. They are dime a dozen.

  • Jose Cuervo
    November 1, 2018 at 3:39 pm

    FINALLY something funny on this blog. I looked at those kids especially the Mexican jumping the fucking wall and laughed my ass off. Too funny and good for them!

  • Pepperell blows
    November 1, 2018 at 3:19 pm

    PRO TIP: Don’t raise your kids in Pepperell because the town sucks for many more reasons on top of the politically butthurt adults. Be a decent parent and move them to Ashby.

    • GingyKidd
      November 1, 2018 at 6:46 pm

      Ashby is just as bad. Plus the junkies come from all over to meet their dealers in Ashby. Lived there. Lived in Pepperell and Townsend too. Pepperell has many less stuck up twats in town than Ashby.

      • Ain’t nothin wrong with Ashby
        November 1, 2018 at 7:25 pm

        That was ONE time remember? They killed that guy

  • Randall Guy
    November 1, 2018 at 3:08 pm

    They should have put a little Mexican baby in a cage, right?

    • Dirty Needle
      November 1, 2018 at 4:17 pm

      How’s your hepatitis D, junkie homo?

  • Captain Trips
    November 1, 2018 at 3:01 pm

    I would’ve given em extra candy

  • Turtz McGurtz
    November 1, 2018 at 2:36 pm

    So now we’re finding things on social media and getting offended by them?? Who’s driving this bus today??

    And +All the Candy to these kids for their creativity!!

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