Kim Kardashian Inspired Costume Is Making People Lose Their Minds

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A costume company in California has created the ‘Parisian Heist Robbery Victim Costume Kit’. Here it is:

Some fans and the outrage patrol are not impressed:

BUZZFEED LEAD ME HERE Eni on Oct 11, 2016
I hope you realize that after Buzzfeed and more news sites publish stories about this, people are going to come here and riot. You just shot yourselves in the foot.

Can you riot in the online comments section?

ABSOLUTELY ATROCIOUS Absolutely atrocious on Oct 11, 2016
Cannot believe this exists. This is a mother, a daughter, a sister, and a wife. Do you think she wants the most terrifying night of her life, where she was held at GUNPOINT as a COSTUME? This is sickening.

I’m pretty sure that she may feign outrage publicly but is thrilled to be the subject of a costume. Remember, these people have no shame – mommy released the sex tape that launched this shit show of a family.

DISGUSTING Lisa Jacob on Oct 11, 2016
This is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. How dare you make a mockery of a horrible thing.

If this is the most disgusting thing you’ve ever seen, you may want to get out more. There’s so many more disgusting things for you to experience. Check out the Kim K sex tape for example.

WOW REALLY! Elizabeth on Oct 11, 2016
Whoever orders this has to be just as pathetic and stupid as a kardashian.. But seriously if u buy this I hope u get your ass whooped and u get rob. This is no laughing matter this is just ridiculous and untasteful. If u want to be a real winner then buy this “costume”. I’m still like when is being tied up, robbed and scared something to laugh at and want to dress up as.. I am confused And what is this world really coming to.. Buy this if u want to but don’t say i didnt warn u if not many people like your “costume” and u feel like a real idiot..

Don’t say Elizabeth didn’t warn you when you buy it and ‘not many people’ like your costume. Oh Lizzie, if I can get just one person to like it will be worth it.

YOU SCUMBAGS son of a b on Oct 11, 2016
Not coming from a Kardashian fan, but this is just plain offensive. How dare you leave this page up when you’ve been featured on websites? I guess you must enjoy the free advertising, but trust me – anyone who now does business with you sick fucks needs some serious help.

Yep, I’m pretty sure they love free advertising. I wouldn’t be surprised if they made the costume just to increase traffic to their site. It’s a very Kardashian thing to do.

LOST MY BUSINESS Mother of 3 on Oct 11, 2016
As a mother of 3, I cannot believe this costume exists. Was planning on buying my kids’ costumes on this website but all I can say now is HECK NO. I plan on taking my money somewhere else. Kim is annoying, sure. But she doesn’t deserve to have the most terrifying night of her life on display.

Oh yeah – as a parent of 2 I hadn’t heard of this website and had no idea where to buy my kids costumes and all I can say now is HECK YEAH I’m buying them from here.

There’s some Twitter outrage as well:


When do we get some peace from the Kardashians? And, anyone who has Kim’s name and picture is a dipshit who needs to get a life. You need to seek help.


Are you kidding me – threatening violence over a costume?

It is amazing that people will get so outraged over something that has not touched their lives in any real way – only in a pretend way where they hang out with Kim and Kanye asks them to sing back-up. It wouldn’t surprise me if these moron’s had to call in sick when they heard that Kim was robbed.

Ok, so fine you find the costume distasteful – so that means that it must be wiped from existence and anyone who wears it will be killed. Get over yourself and move on – you delicate little snowflake. It must be so exhausting to be in a state of constant outrage.

I think this quote just about sums it up:

“I’m sad that people are offended by it, but it is Halloween: its one day out of the year,” Costumeish Vice President Johnathon Weeks told BuzzFeed. “Halloween should be a light-hearted, spirited party and people should be able to laugh at it and think it’s funny. We haven’t sold any yet, if that matters.” If people find it tasteless or they are offended by it, it’s Halloween,” Weeks said. “Maybe you should just shut your life out and not go outside.”

Cue the next round of outrage.


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  • BobnMic
    October 11, 2016 at 11:13 pm

    Utterly embarrassing. It was brought to my attention in a recent article that Kim Kardashian was in fact a porn star. A turtle rider recently proclaimed in a comment to my naivete that Kim K quote, “That bitch sucks a cock like she’s poisoned and the antidote is in there…” Funny shit because weird shit like that I crack up at.

    So ok I fell off my chair reading that line. Fucking hilarious. Or at least I thought. So I searched for the Kim nasty footage via the Goggle. Found it. Saw it. No real biggie but got a FUCKING COMPUTER VIRUS! WTF!!!!

    Solved that dilemma. No more Kimba big botty bang bang videos. Not worth it. Ass way too big anyway plus you get a viral STD to boot…

  • Turd Burglestein
    October 11, 2016 at 6:21 pm

    It’s cultural appropriation of the slut life cultutre. Fuck all you SJW’s

  • Fatfingr Lou
    October 11, 2016 at 5:45 pm

    Were her jewels really stolen, or did she leave them on the couch, then sat down….never to be seen again?

    Maybe they’re in the puddle on the moldy floor near the wall with “Reggie Bush wuz here”?

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    October 11, 2016 at 5:39 pm

    3 minutes of my life wasted reading this. Can’t liberal TB go back to making an ass of himself writing about politics?

    • Kris
      October 11, 2016 at 5:48 pm

      Was the headline confusing- did you not understand what the story was about? You might be a Kardashian.

  • Woodiculous
    October 11, 2016 at 1:16 pm

    I’d feel bad for Kim K being robbed if it were real. However, it too closely tracks the exact plot of many Scooby Doo episodes for me to buy it.

    • McHammer
      October 12, 2016 at 7:47 am

      Drat those meddling whores.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    October 11, 2016 at 1:08 pm

    FUCK Kardashians. That is all….

  • Kenny Powers
    Kenny Powers
    October 11, 2016 at 12:40 pm

    I just live for the taste of SJW tears, they taste like a perfectly aged glass of bourbon.

    • Rachael
      October 11, 2016 at 12:47 pm

      Kenny, your fuckin out!

    • Cosmo Kramer
      October 11, 2016 at 12:55 pm

      Was that the secret ingredient in your chicken??

      Bring back your chicken!!!

      KENNY… I love your chicken!!!!

  • Mike
    October 11, 2016 at 12:36 pm

    It is exactly what she wanted, some publicity. Anyone who believes this robbery ever happened is dumber than Kim

    • Emily
      October 11, 2016 at 1:00 pm

      My thoughts exactly

    • Tough
      October 11, 2016 at 6:55 pm

      I think I saw a guy wearing one of these costumes while mowing his lawn near Flagg St. School.

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