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This is the wokest thing that’s ever been posted on the Internet:
Wait……what??? This might as well be written in Chinese. But from what I understand, this lesbian trans girl (which sounds like a dude with a penis who likes to drill chicks while wearing drag) is all hot and bothered because he eavesdropped on a conversation between two Smith College women and got offended because they like going to an all girls school. In other words, they were exercising their transmisognyist white cisfeminism.
FYI, this is what we’re dealing with:
Oh, it’s just a white guy who put on makeup. I get it now. He’s oppressed.
Turns out Turtleboy wasn’t the only one confused. Especially since this was posted on a page where UMass students post hilarious anecdotes about funny things drunk people say:
Rule #1 to being a vapid SJW – always start off every sentence with, “As a………” and then list all the ways you’ve victimized yourself by listing which “oppressed” groups you are a member of. For instance, as a disabled half Sri Lankan half Cherokee pansexual femme (they/it pronouns) with stubs for arms and an inverted penis, I can pretty much win any conversation before it even starts.
So I pointed out to Maddie Stump that he was merely a white boy with a penis looking to marginalize my experience as a disabled half Sri Lankan half Cherokee pansexual femme with stubs for arms and an inverted penis. Guess what he did? Used his lez-normative white privilege to block me? Guess that’s what happens when a strong, outspoken Sri Lankan starts speaking its truth.
Seriously though, I’m not kidding when I say this is the wokest individual who has ever lived:
Just to clarify the root of his anger – he’s mad because women with vaginas won’t treat him like he can be victimized in the same way they can. Ya know, because of his penis. It would be pretty hard for someone with a penis to understand what it feels like to be vaginally raped, give birth, or have a period once a month.
Nevertheless this MAN is a victim because he can’t participate in forums on breast cancer:
In other words, women with breast cancer are oppressing this able bodied white male.
Think of how fucked up and outrageous that is. But you MUST embrace this or else you’re not “progressive.” It’s the ultimate popsicle headache.
But please, tell me more about how being transgender can’t possibly be a mental illness. This guy clearly is of sane mind and body, and things he says should be respected and taken seriously.