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Trapunzel Queen And Somerville SJWs Destroy Mayor Joe Curtatone For Posting About Desecration Of Veteran’s Cemetery After We Shamed Him, He Calls Turtleboy “Truly Regrettable Site”

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Earlier today we published this blog,  identifying one of the two individuals who desecrated a Somerville veteran’s cemetery by urinating on several American flags, and rightfully called out radical SJW Somerville Mayor Joe Curtatone, for his 48 hour radio silence in not condemning this action, while tweeting about transgender bathrooms and Trump.

If you’re gonna piss on something, do it on these Fascists:

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Anyway, a couple minutes after publishing Red Sox legend Curt Schilling retweeted it:

And because Curtatone was tagged in the tweet, all 235K of Schilling’s predominantly right wing followers became aware of Curtatone’s complete silence on this incident. This of course is the same guy who criticized Trump for taking too long to condemn white supremacists in Charlottesville last summer. This is the same guy who actively supports NFL protests during the national anthem. The fact of the matter is that he didn’t say anything because his base generally sees no problem with disrespecting the American flag. Had they done this to the flag of Wakanda or an Islamic symbol, he would’ve denounced it within minutes and blamed it all on Trump.

Well, about 15 minutes after we called him out on it publicly he posted this on Facebook:

It took being publicly shamed by Turtleboy and Curt Schilling for him to actually say that this was a bad thing. Had Schilling not retweeted it, he likely would’ve said nothing.

Terrance Collie (our personal page while Clarence Woods Emerson and Philip V. Prentiss serve 30 day Facebook suspensions) commented on his late response, and was immediately blocked. Dozens of other turtle riders have met the same fate. Keep in mind, this is the same guy who supported the lawsuit against Trump for blocking people on Twitter. He can block critics, but the President can’t. You can’t make up this level of hypocrisy.

Unfortunately for him he hasn’t been able to keep up with turtle riding nation, as they have invaded his page…

He can block Terrance, but he’d have to spend all day blocking turtle riders. There’s just too many of you, and you’re all relentless, awesome, and physically attractive.

There are some reasonable democrats out there these days, they’re just harder to find in elected office in Massachusetts. You might find some in Ohio or Pennsylvania, or a state where people are split down the middle politically. But in Massachusetts the crazies are the majority. That’s why people like Liz Warren and Maura Healey get elected to office, and why “republicans” like Charlie Baker try in vain to kiss their ass to stay in office.

Somerville, Cambridge, Amherst, and Northampton are some of the worst offenders. When you put that many radicals in one concentrated area, you get mayors like Curtatone, who boycott Sam Adams for liking tax cuts, put up black lives matter banners on City Hall, declare themselves sanctuary cities, and demand protesters who blockade highways not be charged with crimes.

Curtatone isn’t going anywhere. He is a reflection of the people he represents. They like when he ignores people who piss on American flags. Which is why in a hilarious twist of fate he is now taking shit from them for being too conservative because he called out two criminals who defecated on a veteran’s cemetery….


This is amazing. Olivia Kefauver, who by the looks of her Facebook pictures is some sort of white nationalist and intentionally segregates herself from brown and black people, is upset with him because the original guy who posted the images has comments underneath the pictures that are “transphobic.”

That’s a lot of wypipo

The left has completely lost their minds.

Furthermore, Joe Curtatone attempted to apologize for this HUGE mistake, and was chastised for being too late, condoning transphobia, smearing two potentially innocent people (lol), encouraging violence against them, and comparing humans to animals. These are the same people who were upset when Trump called MS-13 gang members animals. It’s such great theater when they eat each other. This is why you never, ever, ever apologize to a SJW. Ever.

Miles Howard (possibly the most white nationalist name ever) was also upset that these two people who pissed on flags had not been found guilty yet…..

Newsflash – they’re guilty. There’s pictures of them doing it. And now we need to identify them so they can be arrested. This is how you do that – by putting their images out there. If you don’t want to have your picture out there like that then don’t piss on veteran’s graves, and turn yourself in once your face is put out there.

But my favorite by far was this glorious creature….

Let’s see what the Trapunzel Queen had to say….

HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!! “Truly a regrettable site has tried to turn this into a marketing opportunity.”

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Is there anything Joe Curtatone hates more than capitalism?

On Twitter he called us a “racist boy’s club”:

Even though half of you reading this right now have a vagina, and we did a blog earlier today exposing an actual racist. Then again, facts don’t matter to people like Joe Curtatone.

But seriously, these people LOVE to use the phrase “inciting violence,” whenever they see something they disagree with. You said something that a crazy person might see and say to themselves, “Ya know what, I’m gonna have to cut a bitch now. I wasn’t before, but now that I read that I totally will.”

Therefore you shouldn’t be allowed to say it. It’s the most common way they use to try to stop free speech. It’s what they use to silence people on Twitter and Facebook, and the people who run those companies all buy into it. This shit needs to end. These people need to be mocked and ridiculed. Because they are ruining discourse in this country by preventing it from happening. They refer to this as “doxed”:

Hey Trapunzel, if you don’t wanna get doxed, don’t piss on flags in veteran’s cemeteries. Pretty simple concept. But not ONCE did we suggest people go after her. All we did was identify her so that she can be arrested and turn in her urinator boy toy. When you are devoid of facts you have to resort to making things up I suppose. Which is why she claims we said, “go get her”:

Even virtue signaling Tom Berrigan, who kissed her ass by calling Turtleboy a “horrible, horrible site,” couldn’t find where we instructed turtle riders to “go get her”:

Stupid facts!!

Anyway, there’s no hope for Somerville. If it was a regular place I’d put our weight behind a normal candidate who could unseat him, but the nutjobs own that city. You can find reasonable people in Lawrence, Worcester, Quincy, and Boston, which is why they have much more reasonable democratic mayors in Danny Rivera, Joe Petty, Tom Koch, and Marty Walsh. They nutjobs can have Somerville and Cambridge. I’d rather kill myself than live there. I know there’s a lot of great people who read Turtleboy in those cities, and they know that we’re only spitting truth right now. It’s nothing personal, we still love you all.

P.S. Just gonna leave this here:

15 Comment(s)
  • I See Dumb People
    TB 4 LIFE
    September 13, 2018 at 11:42 am

    This is why I love TB and only come to you guys for news .. Ypu tell ot like it is, you speak what so many of us believe and try to speak ourselves but get told we are ” racists or ignorant “.. Thank you TB for standing up for our veterans and the few sane people left in this assbackwards country!!!

  • This is why it matters.
    September 13, 2018 at 6:04 am

    I will not break faith with the fallen and neither will the silent majority of Americans. “But for the grace of god go I” those departed are not forgotten but held firm in the hearts of us the living, we shall not break faith with the fallen.

  • American Veterans Everywhere
    September 12, 2018 at 10:14 pm

    God damn you vile scum, Maia Brown-Jackson future “officer of the court”, Fat Blonde Cuck to be named and Mayor Joseph Diablo Curtatone. May your actions and words in desecrating the graves of fall veterans follow you for all time. You worthless sewer worms and the others like you can’t and couldn’t distinguish decency from evil if ISIS knocked at your from door. You do the work of the devil himself. Fuck You! This is who you literally piss-on and their families. The vermin mayor Joey Curtatone then has the fucking nerve to provide political cover by pointing his bony finger at other people and changing the topic. Fuck You you motherless swine.

    • Thank You
      September 13, 2018 at 5:52 pm

      Great video of the Angel Flight, tough to watch as his friends unload his casket and his wife breaks down, it’s the cost of freedom, hard to watch but you have to watch to understand the reality.
      It’s impossible for me to express in words my gratitude to Soldiers, Marines, Sailors and Airmen but I will try.. Whether you sacrificed years of your life and the comforts of home or sacrificed your health or your sanity or your limbs or your budding young life as a beautiful young American. I thank you, God Bless you and may God keep you close. These 2 pariahs only reinforce my and our appreciation for our fallen and living veterans. Thank you insane SJW’s Obamites for refocusing me on what is important in life, your petty vandalism can’t take away our love for our fallen patriots, you only made it stronger.

  • Wabbitt
    September 12, 2018 at 9:48 pm

    How I know the Turtle behind this piece isn’t a weeb – that woman is clearly dressed as Sailor Moon, not Rapunzel. So Trailer Moon or Sailor Loon would have been better names than Trapunzel.

  • Suxit
    September 12, 2018 at 9:21 pm

    Curtatone blocked me bc I know he has been banging women in his office. This dude is a total chump. Blames trump for blocking, but does the same thing.
    Hey joe! If you can’t stsnd the heat, don’t bang women who work for you. You’re married

  • Somerville resident
    September 12, 2018 at 8:54 pm

    The mayor is doing classic stupid shit.

    You play stupid games you will win stupid prizes. I love it when the left eat their own.

  • Pastafarian
    September 12, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    Sad thing is that these are the people who make up the juries that try such cases in court.

  • oops u fucked up
    September 12, 2018 at 8:43 pm

    They sound afraid… but antifa and the resistance is so strong and shit… whats the problem home slice?

  • Acid Bath
    September 12, 2018 at 8:16 pm

    Hey fucking Somerville hipster douchebag faggots:

    If you don’t want people to beat your ass, don’t consciously do things that will make people pissed off enough to beat your ass. Whatever happens to that blond cocksucker, he asked for it.

    You leftist pussies will be reminded by what happens to that blond faggot that when you offend the silent majority, bad things will happen to you.

  • Chaz
    September 12, 2018 at 7:25 pm

    I love his look. Wild bleach blonde top, skinny jeans and sneakers with no socks……gggrowl! I wonder what delights are in the backpack, maybe some party favors hhhmmm ahhhh!

  • greatchow
    Great Chow
    September 12, 2018 at 7:13 pm

    Have you been through Quincy lately?! To call Mayor Koch reasonable is absurd considering all the money used to rebuild the stupid center of town. The place is like a third world country filled with Asians and junkies.

  • Kelly Coveney
    September 12, 2018 at 7:12 pm

    What I don’t understand is WHY hasn’t SPD gone to 4 Dickson Street and put the bracelets on these people yet? Their addresses and pictures have been published and shared all over Somerville and now world wide! The evidence is right in front of them. Even in Cambridge, they’d have gone to the house already and they’d be facing a judge next day.

  • Milodog
    September 12, 2018 at 7:00 pm

    Apparently Laura is cool w flying the confederate battle flag since it’s ‘just a piece of cloth.’

  • 3 Chainz
    September 12, 2018 at 6:59 pm

    Well aint dis a whama jamma! Time to throw back some Hennesey, roll a blunt an find out where my bitches am at.

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