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Trevor Noah Has Turned John Stewart’s Once Great Show Into Rachel Maddow With An Accent

Trevor Noah Has Turned John Stewart’s Once Great Show Into Rachel Maddow With An Accent

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Turtleboy was always a huge John Stewart fan. Granted, we didn’t always agree with all his political views, but you don’t have to agree with someone to appreciate what they do. And John Stewart’s show was original, funny, and brought the news to you in a way that no other show really did.

Unfortunately the guy who replaced him blows monkey balls. Trevor Noah is just the latest in a line of guys with British-sounding (yes, I realize he’s South African) accents who we’re supposed to laugh along with because they’re on TV. John Oliver and that fat guy with the late night show are the same thing. Why is this a thing now? Why are they trying to cram British guys down our throats like we’re Milo?

See, the thing about John Stewart was, he’s a liberal but he can dish out critical satire on just about anyone. Here’s one of his best segments ever about the most INSANE candidate for Senate ever – an unemployed, illiterate ratchet with no website, no home, and open warrants for his arrest named Alvin Greene, who somehow won a democratic primary:


Hilarious. You don’t wanna get TOO political on these shows. That’s how you become Rachel Maddow. But that’s all these British guys do – they rant about their brand of left wing politics in these self-indulgent, narcissistic monologues. Then everyone shares them on Facebook about how they “owned” or “destroyed” someone. It’s just not very funny. Way too political and way too serious. They’ve taken this brand that they inherited from Steven Colbert and John Stewart and they’ve fucked it up.

Check out this latest rant from Trevor Noah that came across the Facebook machine today: (click here if the embedded video isn’t showing up)

Oh look, a South African guy who thinks we’re all dumb because we believe in the electoral college. This is funny. Bro, you’re from a country where you can be found not guilty for a murder one day, and then another judge finds you guilty a week later. That happens in South Africa. But yea, America is the one everyone should be laughing at with our wacky electoral college. And how bout that deli analogy? Because one guy ordering a sandwich at the deli basically the same thing as 130 million people voting for President. Hilarious!!

I feel like everyone is being fooled by the accents. Take that away and literally no one laughs at this. Because it’s just not that funny.


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10 Comment(s)
  • White Pride White Power
    December 8, 2016 at 11:20 pm

    “Turtleboy was always a huge John Stewart fan.”

    Liberal extremism at its finest, folks.

    Guarantee this comment gets deleted, too. You’re not allowed to disagree with the far left, Elizabeth Warren loving Turtles.

    • Wabbitt
      December 10, 2016 at 5:58 pm

      Or it won’t be deleted and you’re just a racist, idiotic douche canoe. Jon Stewart is funny because, despite being liberal, he was willing to skewer both sides of the spectrum. Same with Bill Maher, and Dennis Miller before them.

      But now, we’ve got a lame douche who would never dare poke at a liberal politician because he knows where his bread is buttered.

      If you blindly follow one ideology without being willing to even listen to the other side – you’re probably as stupid as a sack of dildoes. And that goes for hardline liberals AND conservatives.

  • Talisman
    December 8, 2016 at 10:07 am

    Great show? Whatever you say. If “fake news” leaking out of a turd-licking hypocrite is “great”, then the definition must have changed. What’s the definition of “funny” now? BobnMic?

  • WormtownorBust
    December 8, 2016 at 6:45 am

    The Daily Show has sucked since Craig Killborn left.

    • Fatfingr Lou
      December 8, 2016 at 6:11 pm

      Mystery Science Theater 3000 was OK too

  • Wwy
    December 8, 2016 at 12:35 am

    Jon stewart(lebowitz) was so accurate he uses a fake last name to hide his brother is president of the New York stock exchange,the daily show is just paid opposition. Always has been.

  • Glock226
    December 8, 2016 at 12:25 am

    I say this to my wife everyday, “we don’t have any Americans who can do these jobs?” I agree they are not funny at all…..

  • Shackleford
    December 8, 2016 at 12:07 am

    Rachel Maddow is such a cunt.

    • Gilly13
      December 8, 2016 at 6:14 am

      Wrong. She’s, umm, he’s a dick!


  • Anonymous
    December 7, 2016 at 11:27 pm

    Turtleboy needs to do a post on the Tomi vs Trevor Noah debate…

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