Triggered Cheesehog Was So Upset About Worcester Blue Lives Matter Rally That I Almost Missed Green Light, Sarai Rivera Makes Debut On Live Show


I went to a little “back the blue” rally in Worcester yesterday. It was nothing special and kind of thrown together.  I was genuinely disappointed that there were no counter protesters, but here in Worcester the people haven’t completely lost their minds yet, and we understand that supporting the overwhelming majority of cops who do their jobs well isn’t a bad thing. Nice to see City Councillors Kate Toomey and Candy Carlson there to be on the right side of history.

I’ve been extremely critical of both of them in the past, but I’m extremely fair so I’ll be more than happy to credit them for showing leadership when it’s needed the most. Unlike City Councillors Sarai Rivera, Khyrstian King, and Gary Rosen, who sold their souls to black lives matter and voted to defund the police. Speaking of Sarai, AKA “Ti-ti Ho”, I was talking about her on the live show Thursday night when I realized I had her phone number. So I called her for comment, thinking there was no way she would answer, but then she did at the 17:30 mark.

I’m kicking myself in the balls for not having more questions for her. Like, “how come you wanna tear down the Columbus statue, but you don’t want the city to tear down the eyesore/death trap you call a church on Austin Street?”


Or, “why did you feel it necessary to say that your vagina could do things a penis never could during a City Council meeting, and do you still feel that way?”

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Or, “I noticed that you’re a pastor, so I was wondering in what Bible passage Jesus left a voicemail for his sister telling him that her kids called her ti ti ho.”

But I choked up and didn’t ask her any of those things because I never thought she’d actually answer. In fairness, she sounded as confused and surprised as I did when I told her it was Turtleboy calling.

Anyway, as I was leaving I saw one lady who was NOT happy to see all the blue lives matter stuff, so she got out of her car like a lunatic and began screaming, “you ain’t shit” and other well thought out slogans, while her child sat in the front seat. She almost made me miss the green light, and that’s one of those lights you don’t wanna miss your green on because it stays red forever. Here’s the tail end of it.

Sounds like this lovely young lass has had some negative interactions with the po-po in the past. I’m sure she was completely innocent though. I’d love to know more about her if anyone wants to run plate number V57 715.



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43 Comment(s)
  • Y
    June 28, 2020 at 9:02 pm

  • Calling Adcare
    June 28, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    I Like many Americans indulged a little more on food and alcohol during the Kung- flue time at home . I may still be overdoing it with the booze . I rationalize it by saying I don’t get DUI’s or have financial or marital problems . I don’t drink at work . I’m a functioning alcoholic. Why am I posting this ? . Well during this whole Covid B.S. time the telegram stopped allowing reader comments on the online site . I have been drunk posting on TurtleBoy . It’s easy to say anything because you don’t need to use your real name or real email although uncle knows our IP address and can track us . I’m ashamed of a post I put up about a city councilman . I said things I didn’t know I thought or felt until I read them the next day . This guy is a dedicated family man and respected member of the community . I didn’t use my real name . I’m not going to be a bigoted racist who hides behind a fake screen name anymore . Sorry Sean !

  • Truth
    June 28, 2020 at 7:29 pm

    Why do all the gang banger types drive an Altima?? The car of the hood

    • Chick Splitter Jim Duggan
      June 28, 2020 at 7:34 pm

      I’ve heard it called ‘Incognegro’ in certain neighborhoods.

  • The Green Gay Hornet
    June 28, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    You look and act like an idiot showing up in your full cos play outfit to a tiny rally. How embarrassing and your kids will look back and shudder.

  • popularation
    June 28, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    8,000,000,000 – 0= People who HAVEN’T shared this. (8,000,000,000)
    8,000,000,000- 22= People who haven’t even clicked on story. (7,999,999,978)

  • Breitbart lite
    June 28, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    Nothing to say about the neo-Nazis flying a Sonnenrad in front of the Capitol in Boston yesterday? You’re not gonna ask your cult to doxx them like you do to everybody else you deem a “ratchet”? Weird!

    • Snarky Pete
      June 28, 2020 at 7:42 pm

      The only people who know neo Nazis did anything yesterday were the neo Nazis. Kinda gave yourself away.

      • Obvious troll is obvious
        June 28, 2020 at 11:13 pm

        But you tried.

  • Fuck Libs
    June 28, 2020 at 2:50 pm

    The latest lib triggering is Trump voicing support for the white race and the white power movement. Wah wah wah. I support the president. MAGA

  • Captain Trips
    Say No to Nogs
    June 28, 2020 at 2:19 pm

    The chick in the video pic is just showing how big her black boyfriends (yes plural) dicks are.

  • Maggie the Cat
    June 28, 2020 at 1:51 pm

    Before we “defund the police”, we should “defund welfare for the able bodied”.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      June 28, 2020 at 2:17 pm

      I wish I could give this post 1000 Likes

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Bob Ross
      July 2, 2020 at 6:00 am

      I referenced this in my post from my new online course, “Painting with a Broad Brush 101.”

      I appreciate you paying attention in class.

      Happy Painting, and God Bless my friend.

  • Fuck these domestic terrorists
    June 28, 2020 at 12:35 pm

    Another fool falling for the lies, every word out of liberals’ mouths condemn anything slightly outside of their lockstep, dissent is viciously attacked. And yet, when it suits them, they have opinions that are diametrically opposed to the same ones they’ve spouted off about. When will the insanity end? Never if more people don’t start paying attention and confronting the hypocrisy.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 28, 2020 at 10:10 am

    Of course there were no counter protesters. The libs don’t work and stay in bed till 4 PM daily. Ever notice that all of their ‘rallies’ are at night?

    As far as the bitch yelling there, I’m sure her baby daddy is in the can with a record of 28 felonies. So fuck her.

  • Sodomized and Nasal DP
    June 28, 2020 at 9:37 am

    Of course you went to a tiny rally where the chances of you getting the shit beat out of you is low. Had you went to any other rally you would have instantly thrown to the ground and sodomized and double nasal penetrated while your Hispanic wife eagerly pleasured as many men as she could handle. I can hear your gay voice “he,o, help! My rights! Argghhhhh my ass is bleeding..,…MY NOSE…I Can’t breath!” Did you put on your gay green shoes and turtle “gear”? Please explain your Hispanic wife.

    • Uncle Ernie
      June 28, 2020 at 7:26 pm

      How are you able to type with BLM gorilla cocks in your ass and mouth? But then again, I guess you’ve had plenty of practice while your boyfriend watches the bestiality show

  • christian slater
    June 28, 2020 at 3:53 am

    there isn’t much i can say other than to make sure the DCF does it’s job with this ho- she can kiss my military ass

    “get on your fucking knees, i know what the fuck i’m doing”`

  • I can't breathe
    June 28, 2020 at 1:25 am

    Blue Lives Matter? I thought ALL lives mattered? So much for that. Guess it’s just more excuses for the Right to prove their hypocrisy…

    • Anti-Pigeonhole
      June 28, 2020 at 7:53 am

      There’s billions of people on this planet. The chances there are more than 2 agendas out there are pretty high.

    • Enjoy the fresh air
      June 28, 2020 at 8:49 am

      Sure enough, it’s tough to breathe when your heads up your ass

    • Kenneth Foley
      June 28, 2020 at 9:27 am

      I can breath
      And don’t lock my car doors at night
      Ya – I live in one of those towns

      Not sorry

    • Orion
      June 28, 2020 at 7:35 pm

      They all do, but if the bullshit “But black lives need more importance right now” excuse flies, then blue lives deserve it even more.

  • MJ
    June 27, 2020 at 10:48 pm

    She won’t get canceled…no one cares enough about her. People need to be interested in you enough to pay attention to what happens to them. She’s not important enough‍♀️. By the way TB, you do a great job and I don’t think enough for the reader tell you or even realize how important it is to say that. I’ve been reading you for years and now that I’m back at work, my customers will just casually bring you up or reference your site when telling a story. That’s happened a few times this past week. The idiots in the comments are people you’ve written about, pay no attention

  • Do The Reich Thing
    June 27, 2020 at 10:33 pm

    Jesus H. Christ, how many more days of demonstrations do we have to put up with? When does unemployment run out on these assholes?

    • Snarky Pete
      June 28, 2020 at 7:57 am

      Wednesday, November 4th is 129 days away

  • The REAL reason why Turtleboy and Bristol were arrested in NH together last weekend
    June 27, 2020 at 10:16 pm

    They got caught trying to film a porn in a hotel pool after it closed. They were trying to do what’s called an “ambush” porn, where the van pulls up to the location and the two actors run into the building/park/etc completely butt naked and just start filming the scene with no setup and try to film as much as they can before running off to avoid getting caught.

    And Turtle got caught. Dick in his hand. Was aggressively jackin it trying to get hard again. Eventually they found Bristol a half mile down the road hiding between two dumpsters behind a Dunkin.

    • What the what?
      June 28, 2020 at 7:45 pm

      Damn dude, did that post just pour out of you, or have you been playing that scenario out in your head for a while now?

      Never mind, don’t tell me, but I bet it must have been a kick ass Saturday night for you last night!

  • Kenny Klitz
    June 27, 2020 at 8:11 pm

    Should that first group be outside protesting? Doesn’t COVID target the morbidly obese?

  • greg skinner-goldblatt
    June 27, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    she’s a common slut

  • Jeff J
    Are All Of You Blind??
    June 27, 2020 at 5:32 pm

    There’s no way in hell that that’s a green plate. It’s just a regular red, white and blue Mass plate.

  • Ray Patriarca
    I hate assholes
    June 27, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    Green plate? Probably illegally attached.
    And then she’d be screaming “dis be racisss” when the po-po tow it out from under her fat ass.
    Or its Mom’s car….cuz the gutterslug doesnt own one her own.

  • R Lee Ermey
    June 27, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    It would be a shame if the business that plate is registered to isn’t hers and doesn’t appreciate her disgusting antics in public like that. I sure would be sad to see a piece of shit like this get a taste of her own medicine and “canceled” like she should do to any one of us in a heartbeat.

  • Aidan loves cock
    June 27, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    Aidan you should write an article about how you suck 18 year old boys dicks behind your fat ugly wives back…

    • R Lee Ermey
      June 27, 2020 at 3:54 pm

      That’s some weak fucking sauce you’re trying to pedal. Why even bother you inbread pos.

    • Weakest of sauces
      June 27, 2020 at 4:14 pm

      That’s not even Ragu level. Get your sauce game up

    • ElJefe72
      June 27, 2020 at 9:45 pm

      That’s the best insult you have?!? Don’t quit your day job.

    • It’s Aiden with an E
      June 27, 2020 at 10:59 pm

      It’s Aiden with and E

      Shut up about his Wife.

      • Aidan with an A
        June 27, 2020 at 11:04 pm

        My bad it is Aidan with an A

        Shut up about his Wife .

  • Hshshd
    June 27, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    Moron it’s a commercial plate. Commercial plates usually start with a letter and end in a 5 numbered sequence.

  • Top turtle fan
    June 27, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    That’s a GREEN plate. Wow?! That means she’s had that plate for 20+ years. Be interesting to see who this upstanding citizen is who chooses to behave like this in front of a child AND thinks this is ok.

    • Nur M. Berg
      June 28, 2020 at 7:38 pm

      Of course many of them don’t care how they act in front of their kids. The only way you get such outrageous, hostile, gaslighting behavior from the BLM people now is because of how many generations have been doing it in front of their kids.

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