Trump Got The Democrats To Boo Low Black Unemployment Rates, Women In The Workforce, And Cancer Patients 



Last night’s State of the Union was the perfect microcosm of the state of America today. The President of the United States bragged about how good the economy was and how many terrorists were being killed, and the democrats looked angry about it because they apparently don’t like these things. The night got off with a bang when Trump refused to shake hands with Nancy Pelosi, who refused to introduce him in the way a Speaker normally does.

Love it. I lot of people don’t like the civil war going on right now. I do. I think we need this to let it all out because pretending like there’s some sort of middle ground here is stupid. She responded by ignoring everything he said.

One thing I did note is that the Republican party has NEVER been this united before. They never got behind George Bush or Mitt Romney the way they do around Trump. They finally have a leader with balls who doesn’t back down to these people, and he pisses off the worst of the worst. Disgraced former congressman Joe Walsh is running against him for the Republican nomination and he basically got booed out of Iowa and had a meltdown on Twitter afterwards. Republicans realize that it’s us against them and Trump is the only one who actually fights back.

As usual he focused on things he knew liberals are supposed to like – lowest African-American unemployment rate ever, 90% of new jobs being filled by women, etc. And every time they did the camera panned towards the congresswomen in white and they were sitting on their phones rage tweeting about how horrible these things were.

It was the worst look ever, and he does it on purpose.

The language he uses is effective too. He said that there were “10 million Americans lifted off of welfare.” Take the word “lifted” out of that sentence and he sounds like a cold-hearted guy taking your food stamps away. By add the word “lifted” and he makes it sound like he’s uplifted these people out of poverty and now they’re all self-sufficient. This is supposed to be a good thing, but of course they showed Rep Eric Swalwell and he was tweeting this:

Yea, thank God this is the last time we have to hear about self-sufficiency and low unemployment rates. That’s the worst.

My favorite senator is Kristen Sinema from Arizona. She’s the only democrat that has a mind of her own and stands and claps when good things were said. Like how Senator Tim Scott (a black Republican) worked on some program that uplifts people out of poverty. She stood and clapped (looking fly as usual) and Kirsten Gillibrand gave her the look of disapproval.

Girl, we don’t applaud good things around here! We’re trying to win a game. We’re trying to convince Americans that everything is crumbling, the sky is falling, climate change is gonna kill us all in 10 years, transgendered people are being killed for no reason, the KKK is lynching black celebrities in Chicago, etc.

He also gave a scholarship to a black girl from Philadelphia, got the democrats to boo a guy with cancer, honored a woman who gave birth to a baby at 21 weeks and vowed more funding to help with that, and reunited a mother and her two children with their soldier father. No one puts on a show like Donald Trump.

Finally it ended with Nancy Pelosi taking all of these nice things and ripping them to shreds:


Because….fuck a healthy economy.

Oh, and this idiot wasn’t there.

We were all REALLY concerned where the freshman congresswoman who can’t stop saying stupid things was gonna watch the speech.

Also, the Red Sox traded Mookie Betts and if you give a dime to this team in 2020 you’re a fucking idiot.


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78 Comment(s)
  • Ron swanson
    February 7, 2020 at 8:41 pm

    Ron: Who wants to go to JJ’s diner for some after dinner 6 egg, bacon, sausage, ham, and cheese omelets?

    Didi: I do! If you pay for the 4 omelets I’ll ingest- I will deduct two ounces of white privilege from your default tally.

  • Massholio
    February 6, 2020 at 7:06 am

    My wife disdains talking politics, and usually tells me to shut up. Yesterday she went on and on about how awesome Trump and his SOTU speech was, and how despicable Pelosi was. If she’s saying this stuff the Dems are doneski.

  • Senator Luscious, yum.
    February 6, 2020 at 3:04 am

    Sen Sinema was looking absolutely delicious in that prom dress.
    She is something of a rarity on that side of the aisle.
    Looks great, demonstrates sensible independence in the face of partisan script following sycophants and knows how to package the whole deal.
    Most definitely would.

  • The Common Man
    February 5, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    Correction, you’re a moron you give a dime to the Boston Red Sox while John Henry owns the team. He rather score points with his rich liberal friends than stand with the core supporters of his team. Fuck the Boston Red Sox! I hope they go 0-162.

    -former diehard Red Sox fan

    • Dr. Creepy
      February 6, 2020 at 7:11 am

      Just wait until the 2024 season. They’ll be awesome! You’ll see!

  • Giulia
    February 5, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    Well hopefully little Eric Spitzer Swalwell’s tweet doesn’t age well.

  • Judge dread
    February 5, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    What is really disgusting is that the Dems refuse to work with the rest of the government, deliberately grand standing. Like as uncle said they sit while scholarships are handed out to students, refuse to clap/jazz hands or acknowledge record employment, deals with Mexico to hold illegals and crack down, resulting in a record low amount of illegal border crossings year to date.

    If the Iowa disaster, which it wasn’t, the election systems and “apps” company was funded by Clinton and Obama operatives linked to the open society foundation, George soros’ multi billion dollar Leftist funding apparatus.

    Then it turns out only the Dems used this app, everything collapsed for Dems and Rep voting went without a hitch.

    This was a beta test to collapse A small election before the results, delay results so long that the MSM just blasts the airwaves their fake polls (remember 2016 polls lol) so by the time you hear the real result on Wednesday, you’ve already been bombarded by MSM to believe that Biden won.

    This is classic Clinton/dnc mafia activity. They are so arrogant that now it’s more obvious to your average voter than ever.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 5, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    What a petulant child with loose dentures. Must have grossed Pence out to have to stand near her

  • Leading From Behind
    February 5, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    They really like their faggots in Iowa.
    I am cumming on strong from behind.

    • Mayor Buttfuck Sucks
      February 5, 2020 at 4:03 pm

      You know there is too much meth in Iowa now when a sodomite is considered a leader.

  • Political Olympics
    February 5, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    The thrill of victory: Trump grinning ear to ear.
    And the agony of defeat: pelosi making Linda Blair faces snd ripping up Trumps fantastic speech.

  • Stinky the Finger
    February 5, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    I got very nervous seeing Talib walking away from a building full of people.

  • Nancy Pelosi’s OB/GYN
    February 5, 2020 at 1:52 pm

    Trust me she is a big CUNT

  • Amused
    February 5, 2020 at 1:18 pm

    Trump’s giving away more prizes and praise than Ellen. He gives the people what they want. It is amusing to watch those who hate seethe when he takes the win.

  • Nancy Pelosi's Dried Up Crusty Roast Beef Curtains
    February 5, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    Classic Granny Warren right here. Google this….
    liz warren hiding getting off plane iowa

    • Said Everyone
      February 5, 2020 at 2:50 pm

      That was very funny. Thanks

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      February 5, 2020 at 3:46 pm

      O wait what’s this!

  • Nancy Pelosi
    February 5, 2020 at 12:55 pm

    I apologize to the people. I thought the President handed me the constitution.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    February 5, 2020 at 12:28 pm

    That one act that Nancy did last night, the ripping up of the speech just guaranteed Trump will be back in office. Thank you speaker pelosi you made my night

  • Charles Atlas
    February 5, 2020 at 12:08 pm

    Nancy, give me a call if you’d like to be able to tear more than two sheets of paper at a time.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    February 5, 2020 at 11:55 am

    Couldn’t even stand up and acknowledge the 100yo Tuskegee airman who served in 3 wars…..fuck those people. Yeah ,they believe in civil rights…

    • If it wasn’t for double standards, the left would have none
      February 5, 2020 at 1:04 pm

      Disgusting display of anti Americanism and In my opinion that was the biggest mistake they made. How could you not stand for that hero? They just keep showing their true colors and it’s not red white and blue. Speak at the polls. Vote em out.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    February 5, 2020 at 11:53 am

    Greatest SOTU ever. Trump killed it. Pelosi’s histrionics were simply embarrassing. How in the hell does anyone think its a good idea to give power to these hysterical socialists?? Four more years!!!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Quid Pro Quo Joe
    February 5, 2020 at 11:22 am

    The State of the Union Speech was last night?

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      February 5, 2020 at 2:41 pm

      I told you that Daddy, you never listen to me! Stay focused. I want to go for rides on Air Force One when your President!

  • Dr. John
    February 5, 2020 at 11:09 am

    Donald knows exactly what to say that triggers dipshit Dem’s into spontaneous combustion.

  • RINO
    February 5, 2020 at 11:07 am

    Trump is the Affirmative Action God. Handing out jobs to blacks like crazy. He also had that commercial during the Super Bowl about letting blacks out of prison. Liberal hero!!!

    • Startled Pancake
      February 5, 2020 at 12:48 pm

      I’d rather have them working than fucking stealing from stores, planning to rob banks, or plotting some atrocity God knows when over God knows what.

      Keep these motherfuckers occupied and they can’t follow through on nefarious purposes because their fucking brains can only handle one thought at a time. Yeah they are gonna wet the fucking paper for a while but you gotta fucking train them some way, and Trump is the only one to seriously attempt it.


      • Giblees
        February 5, 2020 at 2:26 pm

        I can attest this is true

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 5, 2020 at 11:06 am

    Doesn’t Pelosi practice Wicca / witchcraft? I heard she does.

  • Ed Markey’s Ice Cream Route
    February 5, 2020 at 11:04 am

    It’s amazing that these people were elected for anything. It shows how stupid their base is. Massachusetts leads the way in electing assholes

    • Fast Eddie
      February 5, 2020 at 11:32 am

      Do you want Jimmies with your EBT Laqueefah , keep voting D

    • Jamie Eldridge
      February 5, 2020 at 11:32 am

      I am proud to be the biggest asshole on Beacon Hill

    • Fuck Liberalism
      February 5, 2020 at 12:33 pm

      Those liberal pussy hat wearing fuckheads are constantly spouting off how fucking intelligent they are. Yet look at the motherfuckers they vote for. There is not one single politician, apart from JFK, from this fucking state that has been anything but a fucking hack and career shithead. And many could find stuff to classify JFK in the same boat as the fucking rest of them. Look at all the fuck ups they elect into office – Ted Kennedy, Dianne Wilkerson, the fake indian, Deval Patrick, that fucking bald bitch with the shitty weaves, the DA who refuses to prosecute criminals, etc – and this is just scratching the surface. Yes indeed, the smarter-than-you pussy hat wearing shitheads will tell you how intellectually superior they are, but they will support the biggest pieces of shit our state has to offer.

      • Bawney Fwank
        February 5, 2020 at 1:17 pm

        What about me ?!?

        • The Unknown Comic
          February 5, 2020 at 1:38 pm

          What’s the difference between a Fenway frank and a Barney frank? A Fenway frank doesn’t fart when you pull it out of the bun…

          I’m available Thursdays for your entertainment…

          • fuckface O'Reilly
            February 6, 2020 at 8:04 am

            how is Barney Franks’ chin like the green monster?
            They’ve both had a lot of balls bouncing off of them

        • I Didnt Know It Was A Pot Plant
          February 5, 2020 at 2:28 pm

          You will get yours as soon as undersge paige boys start thrir own pound me to movement.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    February 5, 2020 at 10:59 am

    I have between 1/64th and 1/1024th Native American ancestry. This in itself validates my linage!

  • Pete the Political Scientist
    February 5, 2020 at 10:37 am

    People on the left aren’t liberals anymore, nor should they be called liberals. It gives them far too much cover. Liberalism is an ideology focused on freedom, individuality, and free markets, which ironically is more the conservative position today.

    The emerging voice of the Democrat Party isn’t liberalism, it’s leftism. It’s a ideology as autocratic (and dangerous) as any fascist fantasy they could imagine. And progressivism, leftism, etc…all that garbage is just mid 20th century rebranding of … communism. American communists purposefully did this when they were confronted with the reality of what Stalin did (e.g., the human-engineered Ukrainian Famine).

    • Grammie
      February 5, 2020 at 1:48 pm

      Yes. Exactly. Thank you.

  • Omar No Speaka Da Englishsh
    February 5, 2020 at 10:30 am

    We have the more inequality than in the past 50 years.

    The uninsurance rate is going up.

    Full time workers live in poverty.

    All your bases are belong to us.

  • Massholio
    February 5, 2020 at 10:27 am

    Nancy Pelosi exempted American Samoa from the minimum wage increase. Pelosi’s husband owns 17% of Starkist, which has a huge factory in American Samoa. Straight up Democrats are criminals. They want criminals to vote. They let violent thugs out of jail with no bail. Illegal aliens and welfare fraud is at the heart of their principals.

  • don
    February 5, 2020 at 10:24 am

    My wife and i watched it together. She is a democrat and i am an independent voter. The speech was great. I thought it was a very good time for americans….until the dems just had to do something for attention. My wife and i were completely disgusted by their actions. We talked about it afterwards. We came to realize that it seems it is a bunch of childish women that have power that is doing all this to the country. They demand full power and when a male has some power they will attack. You can see exactly who it is when they wore white and ripped up the speech. I think pelosi is living her childhood thru these juvenile thinking women. They go against everything a male tries to do to fix america. No matter it be good or bad. We are very disgusted with the democrat party. They not only lost our votes, but i am sure they also lost millions more for that sickening stunt they pulled during the SOTU. They can not even stop with their attention-getting for one speech.

  • Spic Tormentor
    February 5, 2020 at 10:18 am

    He should have upped the ante by bringing in ICE agents to drag Ilhan out of her chair and deport that rag head on live TV

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      February 5, 2020 at 1:22 pm

      That, for sure, would have given me a chubby. LOL

  • Uncle Sam
    February 5, 2020 at 10:08 am

    The Democrat Party self-immolated last night in front of 40+ million Americans. It just might have been one of the greatest State of the Union addresses ever in this country and it exposed exactly who these creeps really are.

  • bigdaddy
    February 5, 2020 at 10:05 am

    I was hoping some one would dump a bucket of water on her just watch her melt

  • Trump Nailed It
    February 5, 2020 at 10:01 am

    The best was the Democratic response bragging how in a Democratic State like Michigan an 8 year old filled pot holes with dirt. He is an 8 year old snd he understands that in order to get things done in a Democratic cesspool like Michigan you have to take care of things yourself. The Democrats were bragging about their incompetence thats how fucking stupid they are.

    • Democrat Cesspool?
      February 5, 2020 at 11:36 am

      Both State Houses of Congress are Republican. Witmer can’t get anything done.

      • bigdaddy
        February 5, 2020 at 12:12 pm

        More likely it was in a democratically controlled shithole city like Flint or Detroit

      • You Realky Are Thst Stupid
        February 5, 2020 at 12:48 pm

        She didnt do nuffin. Da roads just broke dis year. Last time I checked the CESSPOOL was run and still is run by dumbocrats

    • bigdaddy
      Rashida Tlaib
      February 5, 2020 at 2:59 pm

      There are no democratic shitholes in Michigan you motherfucker

      • Dumb Cunt
        February 5, 2020 at 3:41 pm

        It looks like a middle east Shithole now thanks to you

  • AOC didn't attend?
    February 5, 2020 at 10:01 am

    She finally did something good for America

  • bigdaddy
    Robert Bryd
    February 5, 2020 at 9:55 am

    The last time I saw that many democrats dressed all in white they were standing in front of a burning cross

    • Hugh Mungous
      February 5, 2020 at 11:38 am

      Great observation, in the words of Greta Thunberg, How dare you

    • Greta Thunberg
      February 5, 2020 at 1:18 pm

      How Dare You!

  • randiguy2006
    February 5, 2020 at 9:52 am

    But we know how you don’t like to talk about politics.

    • Amiright???
      February 5, 2020 at 10:00 am

      It was the State of the Union speech. I don’t remember seeing post after post about the bullshit impeachment. Cut TB some slack. The SOTU is kind of a big deal to Americans.

  • Sporty McKenzie
    February 5, 2020 at 9:44 am

    So you’re one of those Moe-rons who would let Mookie walk and get nothing in return? They dumped Price’s salary too. They couldn’t accomplish that without moving Mookie with him. Tough decisions had to be made to get out from the catch-22 Dumbo put them in. Stick to exposing human scum, TB

    • Corinth Arkadin
      February 5, 2020 at 10:28 am

      What in the fuck are you writing about?

      It’s easier to follow if you identify the players, shithead.

      • Sporty McKenzie
        February 5, 2020 at 11:50 am

        Mookie used to be the right fielder for the Red Sox. Price was a left handed pitcher for the Red Sox. Mookie and Price are NAMES. The nobodies the Red Sox got in return are irrelevant as it was a salary dump trade.

        • Corinth Arkadin
          February 5, 2020 at 12:53 pm

          Yeah, Ok, thanx. I don’t know and don’t care who the fuck these people are.

          But only idiots and fucking retards are still watching pro-sports. The rest of us are clearly following the civil unrest unfolding before our eyes.

          Turn off the boob tube, man.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    February 5, 2020 at 9:40 am

    The US left is a joke and the British left is going the same way.

    Putting the tiniest of tiny minorities ahead of the well being of the majority is just fucking stupid politics. Looking after the well-being of the majority allows those people then to take care of the less fortunate.

    • Truth
      February 5, 2020 at 9:49 am

      The Dems got addicted to believing their own headlines during the Obama years. Maybe someday they will snap out of that dream world in which they reside. I doubt it though. The yes men in the press need to turn on them instead of enabling their addiction. That’s not going to happen.

  • Liberalism Is The Definition Of Insanity
    February 5, 2020 at 9:36 am

    Hey Holy Shit ! Fuck you, you sad liberal. Trump gave the best SOTU Speech ever. Fuck all these left wing pandering clowns. Bunch of hypocrites. I bet they all live in white gated communities. Even the black ones. Their goal is to keep black and poor in ghettos to control them but blacks are waking up to it.

  • Nancy went OVERBOARD
    February 5, 2020 at 9:35 am

    I like it when she goes, “bababababahhh” !!!

  • Holy shit
    February 5, 2020 at 9:14 am

    You sound like the dumbest blowhard uncle who ever lived.

    • God Blessed America With Trump
      February 5, 2020 at 10:15 am

      You sound like an ex foodstamp recipient who was forced to get a job. You should be grateful that you are standing on your own 2 feet instead of complaining how the world owes you

    • Trump 2020
      February 5, 2020 at 10:57 am

      Now that you’re off of food stamps, maybe you can move out of mommy’s basement.

  • bill fleming
    February 5, 2020 at 9:12 am

    Nutty Nancy and Headboard Harris are jealous because JLO’s striptease act at the Super Bowl was more entertaining than their bitchfest last night. JLO ripping off her outfit and mounting the stripper pole was enjoyable Nutty Nancy ripping up a speech about veterans, children, soldiers reunited with their families and executing terrorists who harm Americans was disgusting.

  • Former History Teacher
    February 5, 2020 at 9:12 am

    “Arizona is the definition of a swing state.”

    It’s gone Republican in every election since 1952, except 1996 when Clinton won it with like 45%.

    • Mister Rogers
      February 5, 2020 at 9:40 am

      I wouldn’t mind swinging with Kristen Sinema…va va va voom

      • Opens out
        February 5, 2020 at 7:27 pm

        She swings the other way.

    • Joe Besser's Masculinity
      February 5, 2020 at 10:19 am

      Kristen swings from both sides of the plate, joke misser.

  • Architects of their own failings
    February 5, 2020 at 9:08 am

    When the camera panned to the Leftist Congresswomen in white looking down at their phones while everyone else was standing or listening it reminded me of the dropouts back at my shitty middle and high schools who sat in the back of the auditorium rolling joints and fucking around during a school assembly.

    Their intentional open defiance and resistance of being part of something bigger or any attempt to learn was their trade mark, they weren’t cool they were stupid and failed in life. The congresswomen looked like a pack of apes picking at termite mounds.

    • Kermit the Frog
      February 5, 2020 at 9:54 am

      The Democrats could’ve sat in anonymity had they wore their hoods to complete the ensemble.

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