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It sucks out today and I feel like we all need a little light in our lives. I have found JUST the right thing to brighten our gloomy day.
At first I thought we were being trolled.
We’ve seen these before. Someone, in an attempt to be funny, shares a picture of some naked chick, who neglected to realize the TV she was taking a photo of (in an effort to sell) had her reflection prior to posting it on Craigslist. It circulates for ages and we all giggle each time we see it. Muff. Tig ol biddies. Flacid fupas. It never gets old. We even get a boner and a box screen once in a while.
This is not one of those instances. This gunt is hot off the presses.
The same beefalo, named Amber Warren, who wanted to sell the mirror that she clearly needs more than anyone alive, seems to have forgotten that she isn’t a vampire. Homegirl, you and the shirt you tucked in to your fun bags, don’t just disappear as soon as you click “snap.” I realize it’s hard to take a picture of a mirror and get yourself out of it but COME ON.
It’s the same damn lady in the profile that’s in the picture.
And before all you bleeding hearts out there start whining that maybe she’s special needs and we shouldn’t be mean… Homegirl worked at MIT.
GIRL, PAY ATTENTION NEXT TIME. Did you just stop in the middle of Mousercise and be like “I need to sell this.” It’s cold AF today. Put some damn clothes on.
Oh, and I have that mirror in my house. It’s not an antique. I picked that bitch up from Wal-Mart for like $35 ten years ago.
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I see none of the people raising all holy hell in this blog about her has donated to her gofundme yet….. it is now on google under her name on about the fourth page
PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS!!
I’ve no idea who each blogger is but they had a vote on FB live show tonight “should I fire SSTG?” and everyone voted to keep her and he replied that the people who are on Facebook who comment on the live show are the Real Turtleriders so apparently i am out of it for thinking Facebook is for suckers lol
Yo Amber. When life gets me down I do the responsible thing like have another baby, get state funded housing, roll around in bed bugs and get a face tattoo. You need to grow up!
SSTG should apologize and make a donation to the gofundme page.
SSTG’s next step should be to find a noose and a rickety stool and hang herself for being a hack nobody writer who scours internet yard sale sights all day and then writes misinformed garbage like this.
To each their own. My life partner and I would love to take turns sticking our heads between her thighs and motor boating her piss fenders!
After reading and rereading this vituperative article, I felt I really needed to weigh in. (Weigh in, get it? Lolol) when I took that snap, I was cleaning house, so naturally I looked like I just stepped out of a Walmart meme. My only thought was to get it done, NOT that people would mock me and say such nasty things. I had a stroke last year rendering me deaf, I gained 100 pounds, I can’t work and my truck got repossessed. I’m facing eviction, so that’s why I’m selling all my stuff I need the $ badly. I’m not sorry that I don’t fit everyone’s ideal body image, this is who I am, and despite the outer package, I’m a lovely person inside. Turtle, I do feel sorry for you, and I forgive you. Anyone who would write such ugly things must be very unhappy with themselves. I hope you find happiness. Love, peace and joy to everyone. Amber Warren aka Tubberlina.
Good on you, Amber! Don’t take it too hard. The author of this post, SSTG, has lost her edge and is picking on the weak because it’s easy. She only writes one post per week and it’s pure crap. The original Turtleboys wouldn’t write this drivel.
And the fact that you got a good amount of support here means the general reader populace is far and away on your side since the vast majority will not post anything against the opinion of the post.
how did you find this blog, Amber Warren?
if this is you and you found it via google search then I reverse my opinion on whether or not it’s bullying.
someone’s full name shouldn’t be in a searchable blog calling them names just for having a (albeit crazy) lapse in judgment with a mirror or two
and like I said earlier, I do think it’s sweet that so many people stepped forward to stand up for a stranger here.
and if this is Sharon, point made.
the blog should not contain her full name and be searchable.
but if it is Amber Warren, I’m sorry for my flippant posts and please know that when people make fat jokes they’re oftentimes larger than the person they’re joking about and using the jokes for some kind of sick therapy
i did a google search and i see that it is you, Amber
everyone in this blog who was up in arms about the nature of it should donate to Amber’s gofundme. it’s on the sixth page of a google search for Amber Warren and someone already gave 1500$ on the heels of Amber posting this article as an update in it
How is this different than what Diane Williamson did to that tow truck driver, Capt Hero TB? This is shameful. This woman is just trying to sell something, she is doing nothing wrong and you come along and insult her?! You’re getting too full of yourself, TB.
Again I ask you and the lemmings – where was the blog with pics from the freakshow that was the Gay Pride Parade a few weeks back?! Where’s the one for that lame mutant fest that was stART last week?!? No, pick on this poor woman who’s trying to make a buck. You’re a hypocrite and a fraud.
you’re just mad cos i pointed out you had a booth at the big E and have been butthurt ever since the comedy BigE blog ever since it was posted 😀
this blog isn’t bullying, a financial analyst at MIT posted an ad for a Walmart mirror with a pic of herself half undress and it is a comedy post about it.
the bullying is when you call me a jerk a hypocrite a turd and a FAGGOT for merely pointing the fact out
a walmart mirror she’s selling as an “antique” no less. when will you butthurt people ever grasp the concept of humor.
andddddd… what’s the most hypocritical thing in this blog is all the comments whining that it’s only okay to make fun of the lower class (drug addicts and state assistance recipients) and not the upper classes (a financial analyst for MIT) wow….now THAT’s severely fucked up hypocrisy bullshit right there, here you are trying to paint yourself as a saint, folks, pointing out that you only make fun of those who are broke or strung out………… THAAT’s the definition of bullying.
Is it not hypocritical to go after Diane Williamson for your perceived fat shaming of the tow truck driver and then post this fat shaming Alice in the looking glass ? The turtle has morphed into the hydra , to many heads blogging . What about the good old days when only one knuckle head ran the show
I think you all missed something . . . all her jobs say “former” she doesn’t list a current job. And hey, let’s be honest here, curvy is the new term for obese, let’s get it right !
Oh craaaaaaaap, y’all called someone fat! Here come the SJWs, riding up on their Internet steeds to say the day by leaving a comment…
you know what would make this article bullying?
is if they stole these pics randomly off the woman’s computer.
the woman posted half naked pics of herself at an online yard sale and we’re not allowed to have a snicker because she worked for MIT rather than being on heroin?
it’s just strange and funny is all, she posted ludicrous pictures online and it’s strange and funny.
I do think it’s sweet that so many people stepped forward to stand up for a random stranger however <3
Had they stolen private material well, that would make this article illegal. However, this is clearly just bullying. If she was some hot little smoke show, then no one would think anything of it. I love turtle boy and until this time have always thought the people on it deserved to be. Just because shes obviously fat and showed an obnoxious amount of skin, doesn’t warrant her to be turtled IMO. Southshore Turtle girl please stick to writing about what made this publication great, putting on blast real scum bags. If she had a flat brimmed bulls hat I’d understand. But saying a fat girl selling a vintage wal-mart mirror brightened your rainy day is kind of pathetic.
Some day TB will put the spotlight on you for doing nothing more than living your life and we’ll see how you feel then, you hypocritical jerk. My guess is you were all butthurt when Dianne posted that pic of the tow truck driver, weren’t you?
Wake up to the fact your hero is a gutless turd. Ask where the blog about the freaks at the Gay Pride Parade are? What about the mutant-fest at stART last weekend? Think critically and not blindly. TB is a gutless turd who bullies people he can get away with. He’d NEVER go after the LBGT community, EVER. He’s a scared wimp. Nor would he EVER go after anything his boy Gaffney is involved with (stART).
WAKE UP sheeple.
Whoever comes up with this shit used 1984 as a guide book. Take half of what people who work earn and use it to breed and house losers like this, these humanoids are the proles straight out of the book 1984.
Antique mirror on a stand, who’s the fairest in the land??
“Not you, oh rotund one.”
So let me get this straight….you hypocrite faggots got all butthurt when that Worcester Telegram and Gazette reporter took a buttcrack shot of the guy changing her tire but you’ll embarrass this woman? You people are stupid as shit. No wonder you pussies stay anonymous, you’re all hypocrites. Douchebags.
You really don’t understand the difference?
In the case of the tow truck driver, he was helping someone out in a tough situation. The reporter took this guy’s picture without his knowledge or permission and then posted it to Facebook to make fun of him. I don’t think this qualifies as cyber-bullying, but the reporter is definitely a dirtbag and deserves to be called out.
In this case, the woman selling an “antique” mirror purposely took a photo of it with her reflection in it. She chose to wear a shirt tucked up under her boobs and a pair of spandex pants. She chose to post these photos herself to Facebook (publicly). No one did this to her. She did this herself.
I just don’t get why this is a story. Judging by her resume she’s just a hard working, educated young girl trying to sell some mirrors online.
She’s not trying to sell food stamps or asking for heroin money.
This is exactly why catty jealous north shore girls should not be allowed to post stupid shit.
When you get called out for looking and acting like trash, it’s NOT FAT SHAMING. Clearly this individual knows how to put herself together. She looks lovely in her profile photo. She didn’t even have to dress in a nice business suit to sell a damn mirror. Just jeans and a t-shirt of the correct size. She chose not to. Her problem.
What a heartless, horrible post. It serves no purpose but to humiliate this poor innocent woman and her family. At times, I thought this blog served a useful purpose for the Worcester community. Now I just wonder how you guys sleep at night.
it’s just a slice of modern day Americana, relax
This really isn’t funny. It’s bullying. You have no idea what this woman is going through and what effect this cyber bullying could have on her.
Shaming her says so much more about YOU than her.
Please do the decent thing and take this post down.
why does she not cover herself up for the public photograph?
that’s why it’s funny as fuck.
it’s not bullying like a public figure public ally posting a AAA mechanic’s arse crack whilst he toils away on the highway to rescue your arse.
Yes it is EXACTLY the same!! Both are unsuspecting victims who did NOTHING! God you TB fans are such sheep. Open your eyes to the fraud that he is. It’s amazing how shortsighted people can be. And I used to LOVE TB. He got too big and full of himself now.
There really is no such thing as online bullying. No one HAS to go on Facebook or twitter. If you choose to then you are choosing to read things others wrote. If you don’t like it you never read it again. Simple. There are block buttons, reporting and simply ignoring. If none of these work for you then you are just a pussy and should go away.
Wow such great points Wtf, you convinced me.
You sound like bully hard yourself. My guess is you’re a gutless turd just like TB. Ask yourself where your hero’s blog on the Gay Pride Parade with pics of the freaks that attended it? Where’s the stART blog with pics?! No, lately it is shaming people who do nothing to deserve it but live their lives, whether attending a fair or trying to sell a mirror.
I get going after people selling food stamps, or killing cops, or basically doing something terrible in public. They deserve it. People living their lives do not. There is ZERO difference between this blog and what Dianne Williamson did. And my guess is you were all butthurt over that but not this, your hypocritical turd.
Lady, we get it, you love the Big E and now hate Turtleboy because he explained to you what a huge waste of time and money it is. GET OVER IT!!!!
How many pieces of fried turd, oh excuse me…err fried dong…no that’s not right, fried dough was choked on from these cow flop fairs such as the Big E and the Orange County Fairgrounds?
Im guessing she’s going through too many drive throughs.
Umm yeah I just don’t get it.
Maybe the fat girl was saying ‘hey, buy this mirror. It’s so kick ass even a fat girl can fit in it!’.
So what, I hope she sold it. Good for her.
This isn’t horrible! What has this poor women done to anyone who cares that she’s not a size 2? To far this time!
Size 2? She’s not even a size 22. But there’s no reason a heavy woman has to look like a dump truck. It’s called “getting dressed.”
Am I the only one who thinks this article sucks and serves no purpose?
I mean…probably.
it made me laugh, she’s been a financial analyst for MIT etc and she posts these? i esp laughed at the ending, “It’s not an antique. I picked that bitch up from Wal-Mart”
This same chick eventually tries to call people out for not donating to the mirror salesmens go fund me. Put your money where your mouth is. Mines is on my balls, so what you going to do?
are you my troll?
Must be one of those mirrors that makes you look short and fat.