I love the Internet.
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It sucks out today and I feel like we all need a little light in our lives. I have found JUST the right thing to brighten our gloomy day.
At first I thought we were being trolled.
We’ve seen these before. Someone, in an attempt to be funny, shares a picture of some naked chick, who neglected to realize the TV she was taking a photo of (in an effort to sell) had her reflection prior to posting it on Craigslist. It circulates for ages and we all giggle each time we see it. Muff. Tig ol biddies. Flacid fupas. It never gets old. We even get a boner and a box screen once in a while.
This is not one of those instances. This gunt is hot off the presses.
The same beefalo, named Amber Warren, who wanted to sell the mirror that she clearly needs more than anyone alive, seems to have forgotten that she isn’t a vampire. Homegirl, you and the shirt you tucked in to your fun bags, don’t just disappear as soon as you click “snap.” I realize it’s hard to take a picture of a mirror and get yourself out of it but COME ON.
It’s the same damn lady in the profile that’s in the picture.
And before all you bleeding hearts out there start whining that maybe she’s special needs and we shouldn’t be mean… Homegirl worked at MIT.
GIRL, PAY ATTENTION NEXT TIME. Did you just stop in the middle of Mousercise and be like “I need to sell this.” It’s cold AF today. Put some damn clothes on.
Oh, and I have that mirror in my house. It’s not an antique. I picked that bitch up from Wal-Mart for like $35 ten years ago.
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