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Turns Out Noah Larson’s Family Can’t Commemorate Their Deceased Child In Woburn Lion’s Parade Because The Babysitter’s Grandfather Was In The Lion’s Club

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Turns Out Noah Larson’s Family Can’t Commemorate Their Deceased Child In Woburn Lion’s Parade Because The Babysitter’s Grandfather Was In The Lion’s Club

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Yesterday we blogged about how the Woburn Lion’s Club wasn’t allowing the mother of a deceased 15 month old boy named Noah Larson to march in the parade with a banner in his memory, because apparently this was “too political.” Ya see, Noah died under mysterious circumstances and his death has been ruled a homicide. His family has been through hell, including months when the parents were under DCF supervision, even though their baby died under the watch of a babysitter, who apparently was a family friend. They could not even attend their other children’s activities without DCF supervision. Meanwhile the state allows junkbox parents like Raychelle Bond to keep their babies no questions asked.

The problem wasn’t so much the fact that they said Mom couldn’t march, it was the way the rejection email was written, and the hypocrisy involved in the decision:


What a wanky chud this guy buttergoon is:

Bryan Murphy was the one who penned the email. He owns a company called Dustpipe:

You know what NOT to do with that information.

Does the Lion’s Club have the right to deny whoever they want the right to march? Sure. Does that protect them from Turtleboy criticism and Internet backlash when they choose to respond to a grieving mother like this? Nope. Welcome to the Internet ho’s. You run the Woburn fucking Lion’s Club. I know this very limited amount of power has clearly gone to your head, but at the end of the day, you ain’t shit.

They claim that only “enjoyable and entertaining” groups are allowed to march. Does this group from last year’s parade look “enjoyable and entertaining” to you?

Well, he is wearing a Mexican hat, so maybe he wants to party.

Anyway, I simply am blown away by this story and can’t believe it’s not getting more press. Where is the outrage? Where is the mainstream media? Check out the Justice for Noah J Facebook page. They tag MSM outlets all the time. No one is interested in this story except Turtleboy? Da fuq? Maybe Noah Larson should’ve knelt during the National Anthem and then the media would actually give a shit about him.

This is a 15 month old boy whose death HAS BEEN RULED A HOMICIDE!!! This wasn’t an accident. SOMEONE KILLED HIM!!! There’s only so many people it could be, and he was being watched by a babysitter. How is her name not being released by the media? Why did WCVB refuse to print her name and blur out her face in the only article they did on it? Why is DA Marian Ryan so silent about the progress in this case?

Look, I’m anti lynch mob when it comes to this sort of thing. Whoever the babysitter is should get due process and deserves the benefit of the doubt and the presumption of innocence. But the fact of the matter is that the family deserves answers and they’re being royally fucked over without any sort of explanation. Imagine the pain of losing a child. Then imagine what it feels like when no one gives a shit about getting your child justice. It’s gotta sting twice as badly. The story about what really happened should’ve been released by now. It can’t be that hard to figure out.

This is the babysitter:

Her name is Syliva Borchelt Morales. She has one child and another one on the way:

I would like to assume a mother would not do this to another child intentionally. I also can’t imagine what her motive could possibly be. That’s why it would be nice if District Attorney Marian Ryan would do her job and figure this out so the public could stop speculating. If Sylvia did not kill Noah then Marian Ryan should help exonerate her by prosecuting whoever is responsible. Surely she must know, right? She was babysitting the kid. The kid was murdered while she was watching him. What piece of the puzzle is missing here?

Her husband Carlos Morales posted this on September 22 about some picture people were sharing of him:

No clue what he’s talking about, but once again – Marian Ryan could help clear this up so the public doesn’t have to resort to interpreting vague Facebook posts like this.

But we’re pretty sure we figured out why Lindsey and her children will not be allowed to march in the Lion’s Club parade. Sylvia’s Dad’s name is Daniel Borchelt:

This is from his Facebook page:

That’s Slyvia and her husband.

This is Dan’s sister, and Sylvian’s aunt Sharon, sharing pictures about her father’s Lion’s Club pins:

Mystery solved. Sylvia’s grandfather is in the Lion’s Club. That’s why Lindsey can’t march with a banner commemorating her daughter.

Here’s the Lion’s Club with Middlesex County DA Marian Ryan:

Although these don’t prove anything, it would explain the real reason why they wouldn’t want to let this grieving mother march in their parade. My question is, why don’t they have the balls to just tell the mother the truth? People around town think that her son’s death was caused by Sylvia, therefore any pictures of him would make Sylvia feel uncomfortable. Because that’s clearly what’s happening here.

Anyway, for now I am choosing to believe that Syliva did not murder the child. What would the motive be? And why would the other child only have fractures? What did they have to gain by doing this? On the other hand, how hard is it to figure out who did this? She was in charge of the kids. She was there the whole time. Somehow under her watch the child was murdered. Either there’s a shitload of evidence that isn’t being made public about this, or this is one of the great miscarriages of justice I’ve ever seen.

If you wanna see something really sweet, check out this video on the Justice For NoahJ Facebook page.

We’d encourage all those who are going to the parade tomorrow to wear something in Noah’s honor. They might not let you march in the parade, but they can’t tell you what to wear while watching it. Feel free to take pics and send them to Turtleboy too. This story deserves more coverage.

18 Comment(s)
  • Me
    February 13, 2018 at 10:28 pm

    Any update on this?

  • Creedon
    October 29, 2017 at 4:02 pm

    Someone should hire a sky writer for that parade.

    • lulu
      October 29, 2017 at 7:35 pm

      wat dat

  • Jinx
    October 29, 2017 at 3:57 pm

    Surprise, surprise! You can’t view the Lion’s Club FB page and you get bounce back emails if you try to send them a message!
    This is the type of homegrown corruption that no one should allow to happen. People should show up wearing their t-shirts, boycotting the Woburn Lion’s Club(while supporting other community organizations) and running these bastards out of town. I know I will!
    As a former Woburn resident, I still love that town. It was where I started my family. This is some bullshit!

  • Bam
    October 29, 2017 at 12:05 pm

    I want to know weekly she’s got such a hard-on to match in a Lions parade. She’s obviously using the parade to embarrass someone.

    I’m usually 100% with the turtle, but the turtle writing this story is missing something here

    • Steve
      October 29, 2017 at 7:40 pm

      I pretty sure when you’re child is murdered you’re not worried about embarrassing someone. you want to put the heat on and keep the story in the forefron in hopes of getting justice for your child. I’m betting your a lions club member.

      • Joe
        November 6, 2017 at 10:53 am

        @ Bam, you may be on to something. I think that this is more of a personal vendetta for this woman. She is using this tragedy for personal gain.

    • Mae
      February 14, 2018 at 7:41 am

      You’re the one missing something. The babysitter is still babysitting , why don’t you hire her to watch your children if this is merely to embarrass someone . The states findings that Noah’s injuries that caused his death were found to have been sustained while in this babysitters care . If she didn’t do it , then she is obligated to say who , what , where and how it happened. A Mother should be able to march in Memory of her murdered son who was murdered in her town . Others have , why not her ? Not to mention it wasn’t going to be a mention of the babysitters name . Just some banners and t shirts in memory and asking WHAT HAPPENED TO NOAH??? That’s a fair question for the family to ask , in their own town, where the murder happened .

  • #DAcorruptionhastostop
    October 29, 2017 at 9:18 am

    Since nothing is being done on the local level, why hasn’t the family gone above these corrupt assholes and asked for help? I’d be livid if my child was murdered and another one beaten severely and the person responsible was walking free because she has family members with connections. That’s not how the justice system works, you don’t give your family member a pass on murder, a parking ticket maybe, but not fricking murder of a baby!

    • Sonny's Mom
      October 29, 2017 at 2:10 pm

      Surprised no civil suit for wrongful death has been filed, at least so far. And why no DCF supervision for Carlos and Sylvia? Inquiring minds want to know.

  • SRR
    October 28, 2017 at 11:10 pm

    I can personally attest too the Lions Club covering for their members as well as family and friends of members! I would never donate a dime to the Lion’s Club.
    They Must address issues of “preferential Treatment” before they are ever Legitimized in my eye’s!!!

  • Phil
    October 28, 2017 at 10:47 pm

    Fucking townies gonna town .

    This here is our town boy.

  • F your Lions
    October 28, 2017 at 9:48 pm

    Called it!

    “Hmmm, and no name of the accused- but- not- charged- baby sitter has been released..but the Lions are AWFULLY touchy about this…who’s connected?”

  • Itsjustme
    October 28, 2017 at 8:49 pm

    I seriously can’t imagine the pain and frustration this family is going through. Why would a woman suspected of murder get pregnant again? Oh that’s right she isn’t suspected because she knows, or actually her family knows the right people.
    Noah’s mom is a much better person than I am because I am already thinking of the ways I would get my revenge if this happened to one of my children and the DA, police, DCF, everyone involved didn’t want to do anything.

    • Efffyou
      October 29, 2017 at 12:46 pm

      The DAs office is the entity stalling. How can you blame the local police when even the mother of the deceased child didn’t?

      If you read her fb screen shots in the first story written you would have seen that.

      This is how false narratives get spread. People like you.

      • Itsjustme
        October 29, 2017 at 10:28 pm

        Maybe you should try reading, I said “if this happened to my child and the DA, police, DCF, everyone involved didn’t do anything.” I was making a broad statement about any entity I could think of IF IT WAS MY CHILD. So eff you back dumbass.

  • Anon
    October 28, 2017 at 8:27 pm

    i got a motive for ya, the babies were probably crying and in frustraction she beat the day lights out of both of them cause they weren’t her kids. Noah suffered the worse cause hes a privileged white male. The family has ties to Maria Ryan hence why no charges. And now they try to sweep it under the rug like nothing happened and if they cant get their message out there to have people complain that nothing is getting done eventually it will go pass the time to prosecute giving the girl a free pass on murder.

  • Alex delarge
    October 28, 2017 at 7:15 pm

    You’ve don’t it again.

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