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Turns Out The Woman Arrested At The D3 Basketball Game Is The Coach’s Sister, And He’s Covered Up Five Forfeited Games From Running A Corrupt Program Of Cheaters

Turns Out The Woman Arrested At The D3 Basketball Game Is The Coach’s Sister, And He’s Covered Up Five Forfeited Games From Running A Corrupt Program Of Cheaters

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Yesterday we blogged about this vicious assault during a D3 basketball game at Daniel Webster College:

We wanted to know what the deal was with the 43 year old chick, Elizabeth Morries who was arrested for this:

“They said Caudill threatened the officer and Morris stood between them, preventing him from being able to make the arrest.”

Well, as it turns out she’s actually the Volleyball coach at Curry College:

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She’s not very good either:

Elizabeth Morris completed her first year as the head women’s volleyball coach in 2016. In her first season at the helm, Morris posted a 10-17 overall record and a 2-7 mark in the CCC.

Ironically she graduated with a degree in criminal justice:

Morris graduated from UMass Boston with a degree in Sociology and Criminal Justice, and a minor in Political Science. 

And the best part? She worked as a “behavior specialist” and served as the boy’s volleyball coach at Arlington High School.

“Coach Morris, who resides in West Malden Massachusetts, is presently a Behavior social worker and the Head Boys Volleyball coach at Arlington High School.”

Can’t make this stuff up. Although it kind of makes sense. She’s obviously one of those “we should talk about our feelings” chicks instead of a “bad guys go to jail” person.

She was at some random D3 game in Nashua because her brother Donald is the head coach:


And from what we’re told, Donald was fired at Lesley University, took the job at Daniel Webster, and has basically been coaching a team full of thugs with no discipline since he got there.

Here’s where it gets fun. Donald Morris had to vacate five wins this year because his team played with ineligible players. Here’s the NECC conference standings:

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Notice Daniel Webster’s record of 3-8. Notice anything strange about that? Oh yea, they’ve played 11 conference games, and everyone else has either played 15 or 16. Now, let’s look at their schedule:

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According tho this they have EIGHT conference wins, not three: Regis, Mitchell, Newbury, Lesley, Regis (again), Elms, Wheelock, and Becker. All eight of those are conference wins. Yet both the school and the NECC list them as 3-8, when they’re really 8-8. If they forfeited those games then they’re all losses. But more importantly, why didn’t the school issue a press release? Why are they covering for their corrupt coach who obviously has trained his team to act like wild animals? Why is his out of control sister coming to every game and trying to interfere with a police arrest?

As much as I blame the individual players for their behavior on the court, it’s pretty clear what is going on at Daniel Webster College. An atmosphere of violence, law-breaking, rule-breaking, and win at any costs exists because of their head coach. The player absolutely deserved to be arrested, but if this school has an ounce of integrity they’ll fire their head coach as well.



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19 Comment(s)
  • June 21, 2017 at 7:19 am

    They both pulled out their drivers’ licenses, and the deputy let Morris off with a warning.

  • Cracker Jack
    February 24, 2017 at 11:28 am

    This entire conference is comprised of remedial high school ‘Colleges’.

  • Wabbitt
    February 22, 2017 at 1:07 am

    More likely nobody gives a shit beca5the school is shutting down in a couple of months.

  • Publius
    February 21, 2017 at 8:30 pm

    TB is replacing the old media with their day old wire stories and reduced staff. Is TB franchise worth seven figures? Mrs TB would be happy we bet and TB Jr set for life.

  • FatFingr Lou
    February 21, 2017 at 8:18 pm

    When Daniel Webster’s ghost asks “How stands the Union?”

  • Dave Lind
    February 21, 2017 at 7:22 pm

    Getting old TURD. Makes you look more like a creeper that just stalks TB. Maybe get more of a life?

  • whatevuh
    February 21, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    Just nigga’s being savages, nothing to see here, move along . . . .

  • Rich
    February 21, 2017 at 3:53 pm

    I heard that Webster is closing for good shortly, as they were owned by ITT Tech, who is ceasing operations. No more basketball fights at Webster, I guess.

    • BlackandWhite
      February 21, 2017 at 5:20 pm

      DWC has been merged with Southern New Hampshire University (SNHU). DWC was private and established in 1965 as the New England Aeronautical Institute. In 1978, it become Daniel Webster College. It was having financial troubles and was bought out by ITT (for profit) in June 2009. ITT/DWC declared bankruptcy in Sept 2016.

      SNHU in Manchester, NH is a private/non-profit founded in 1932. They have a 3,000 student campus as well as many online programs. SNHU “absorbed/merged” the DWC/ITT students and SNHU hired 87 of DWC’s faculty and staff. This allowed the 2016-17 academic year proceed so students could finish their degrees without interruption.

      SNHU decided to continue with many of the degrees offered by DWC. SNHU is in the process of building a new Engineering wing to their Manchester campus.

  • Paul Larson
    February 21, 2017 at 3:39 pm

    3-8! That’s a terrible record!!! My record at everything is like a million and 0. I’m undefeated. Never been beaten. I’m so awesome, I actually built the hospital I was born in. I don’t cut butter with a knife, I cut knife with butter. I’ve never flushed a toilet because I just scare the shit out of it. I’m a winner. Here is a letter and a rosewood engraved pen I found:

    Worcester Telegram & Gazette

    Dear Mr. Larson,

    July 2, 2012


    Your letter to The People’s Forum has been selected as the Letter of the Week.
    Your engraved rosewood Telegram & Gazette Letter of the Week pen is enclosed. We hope you enjoy it.

    Chris Sinacola
    Editor of the Editorial Pages

    Of course now the T&G is just an apologist for the undemocratic Democratic Party!

    Paul Larson

    • Turd Burglestein
      February 23, 2017 at 6:10 am

      Paul…if you can scare shit out of water, then I need your services so I don’t get my hands wet while burgling turds.

  • Agent Smith
    February 21, 2017 at 3:35 pm

    You’re like a homosexual onion Kneel nBob, so many layers of gayness.

  • ZephyrCat
    February 21, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    This is Journalism!!! I’m not blowing smoke because I have no reason to. Facts are facts, and the fact is TurtleBoy has knocked it out of the park again! Covering things and uncovering the dirt that “main stream media” won’t touch!!!

    • Badabing
      February 21, 2017 at 11:54 pm


  • Turd Burglestein
    February 21, 2017 at 3:27 pm

    Yeah firsties again!

    • BobnMic
      February 21, 2017 at 3:36 pm

      Turd, you’re a piece of cocaine dealing shit!

      • BobnMic
        February 21, 2017 at 8:42 pm

        Oh Turd….err I mean Tredge, this is going to be the song on my boombox when I come raid your cocaine lair.


      • BobnMic
        February 21, 2017 at 8:45 pm

        On 2nd thought, maybe I’ll play this one instead. Because when I bust your poison peddling ass, you won’t be Grateful and you’ll wish you were Dead.

        Get it??? Grateful Dead!


        I crack myself up.

        HUR DUR DUR


      • BobnMic
        February 21, 2017 at 8:48 pm

        So you just keep on laughing Tredgie Wedgie. We’ll see just how hardy har har funny this shit is when I’ve got you in the back of my car. And yes, I’m thinking of doing something gay to you.


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