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Turns Out Trigglypuff Doesn’t Go To Hampshire College, She Is A Squatter Who Teaches Seminars About Health And Fat Oppression

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Steven Crowder shared this new remix of Trigglypuff, the gift who keeps on giving:

This story is two weeks old but we never get tired of that video. It’s just too perfect. Anyway, the reason we bring her up is because we had a quick update about Cora Segal. After looking through the student database at Hampshire College we found out that Trigglypuff (Cora Segal) does not actually attend Hampshire College. Turns out she went there for one semester a few years ago and since then has been a squatter on campus and her friends let her stay in their dorm rooms. Trigglypuff freeloading? Never saw that one coming!!

We’ve also found these pictures floating around of Trigglypuff teaching a class on, what else – health!!!



Telling someone they are being unhealthy is “oppressive” according to her. LOL. It’s all just so convenient. She’s figured out a way to block any and all sorts of criticism so as to protect herself from reality. The fact of the matter is that Trigglypuff if massively overweight as a result of her unhealthy lifestyle. But by calling it “oppression” to consider that she exercise and diet she has effectively been able to shield herself from her own reality. Likewise by labeling opinions she does not agree with as “hate speech” she has shielded herself from the reality that there are others out there who see the world differently than she does.

I feel like we are making a difference. People like Trigglypuff used to be able to get away with their bullshit. Not anymore though. We’ve sent them scurrying to their safe spaces because people are finally fighting back. If you’re a college student and you see stuff like this going on then feel free to send whatever you’ve got our way. We also do guest blog submissions if you want to become Turtleboy yourself. Message us on Facebook or Twitter or email us at for more information.


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31 Comment(s)
  • Legtingle
    May 12, 2016 at 10:36 am

    Another sjw celebrating her/his/they mental illness, my guess.

    I think this whale has Prader Willi syndrome + Aspergers….mild case of both so is aware she is what she is and is going to make the world pay with her tantrums. YAWN. It is funny to see the Left demand normal people celebrate this idiocy!

  • May 12, 2016 at 12:31 am

    One wonders whether her parents brought her up with any manners. Ladies don’t lose their poise the way she does.

  • Publius
    May 10, 2016 at 11:27 pm

    The young lady brought this upon herself. But no one should look at this as personal.She just happens to be the face of the spoiled and uneducated despite enrolling in what was once “higher education.” The backlash against the delicate flowers ranting about perceived and imagined slights and hurt feelings has just begun. TBS is national and sometimes international. TBS is the voice of reason.

  • My real name is Mike
    May 10, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    Wow. What does it say about a group of people who perseverate on this young lady for weeks and who don’t have the b*lls to use their real names? Wonder what you’re afraid of peeps???? Well, I guess there are those who can’t figure out a way to get a life. You have my deepest sympathies, even though you amuse me to no end!

  • Ms. Lotta Leadpipe
    May 10, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    I wonder if she has to wash herself with a rag on a stick.

  • ItsAllABadDream
    May 10, 2016 at 6:21 pm

    Keep it up TBS! There may just be hope for the world after all!

  • Bobnmic
    May 10, 2016 at 6:03 pm

    This story reminds my of my BFF internet girlfriend. We have so much in common, we both like men

    • BobnMic
      May 11, 2016 at 1:15 pm

      Your irony is so ironic. But hey I chuckle. You got to step up your game however. Be funnier!

  • RSoxGuy
    May 10, 2016 at 5:43 pm

    Shes a GIANT mess. Wat a surprise, hanging around somewhere that doesnt even want you, but you stay anyways. And she wonders why nobody likes her other than the other cows in the pasture.

  • Worc Taxpayer
    May 10, 2016 at 5:42 pm

    Either the dorm rooms at Hampshire are huge or this cow takes up all the available empty floor space. I can’t believe the admin at that Looney Bin of Higher Ed allow her to squat there. Boy that just doesn’t’t sound right. Puke! Trigglypuff and the word squat sure do not go together.

  • Jon
    May 10, 2016 at 4:26 pm

    Holy shit these idiot kids are so fucking stupid! And their stupid ideas are seeping into the mainstream more and more – it’s ridiculous!

    I have no “beef” with fat people – they’re “usually” good people and if it’s their prerogative to be overweight, than that’s their business, but I see a serious problem as of late with these PC losers; they’re telling everyone (including our children) that it’s “okay” to be unhealthy and overweight. NO. It’s NOT okay! It is dangerous and unhealthy and increases your chances of having all sorts of medical problems.

    Now these SJW fools tell all the morbidly obese kids that’s it’s “okay” to be super unhealthy and potentially die because “that’s who you are.” I’m not advocating for body shaming or anything either. Having curves is one thing, weighing 3 times what you should weigh (in body fat) is a completely different situation!

    If this girl is happy being a ‘fatty’ (her words) than whatever, do your thing lady…don’t push your propaganda on the rest of the world. Can’t wait until she gets booted off campus and has to live in the real world where nobody is going to give a fuck what she has to say! These college idiots need a dose of reality…

    No wonder why comedians don’t want to perform for these PC bitches anymore. I went to see Daniel Tosh at UMASS about 5 – 6 years ago with my wife and our friend. The show was HILARIOUS but it was super awkward because we were the only one’s laughing!! All these college kids, that were 10 years younger than us, didn’t laugh at all! They were too “offended” about everything. I don’t understand how things could change so much in the 10 – 15 years since I was in college.

    I think it has something to do with the skinny jeans.

  • Ms. Lotta Leadpipe
    May 10, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    It’s just water weight.

    • Rip
      May 11, 2016 at 3:17 pm

      So’s the Atlantic.

  • bill
    May 10, 2016 at 3:49 pm

    She could be overweight for any number of health related reasons.

    • kingsraisins
      May 10, 2016 at 3:51 pm

      Cheetos are not a ‘health related reason’

    • Susan
      June 1, 2016 at 8:25 am

      Who cares why she’s fat- it’s disgusting for the rest of us to look at. If she doesn’t want to be “oppressed” by us then she should go away and die in a hole somewhere so we don’t have to be oppressed by her fat ass.

  • BobnMic
    May 10, 2016 at 2:42 pm

    Seriously though – I bet she really would be an awesome drummer…

  • Buntanyo
    May 10, 2016 at 2:36 pm

    Did you intend to make the title pic look like a giant Vag?

  • kingsraisins
    May 10, 2016 at 2:30 pm

    Darwinism and the theory that the fittest survive the process of evolution wasn’t a dare to prove it wrong.

    • Myles Long
      May 11, 2016 at 3:16 pm

      Survival of the fattest.

  • Publius
    May 10, 2016 at 2:25 pm

    She really is the face of the offended PC anti-free speech crowd. Lacking the intellectual rigor to make a persuasive argument. In its place a tantrum.

  • KimberlyS
    May 10, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    Trigglypuff and Squatter in the same sentence – shudder. The mental images – make it stop!!

    • Wabbitt
      May 10, 2016 at 2:17 pm

      Maybe she’s the one taking monster dumps on Charlton St.

      • KimberlyS
        May 10, 2016 at 2:19 pm

        Oh, man!

        *DEEP SHUDDER*

      • Wabbitt Sucks
        May 11, 2016 at 10:55 am

        You are a gross fucking slob Wabbitt.

        • Wabbitt
          May 11, 2016 at 2:07 pm

          No arguments.

        • Wabbit Sucks Sucks More
          January 1, 2017 at 12:50 am

          Aw, did it get triggered?

  • simba
    May 10, 2016 at 2:07 pm

    But, there was no cake left…

  • Chris From Georgia
    May 10, 2016 at 2:02 pm

    Well that’s just the icing on the cake. LOL!!!!!

    • TiredOfThisCrap
      May 10, 2016 at 4:04 pm

      “Trigglypuff” and “cake” absolutely belong in a sentence together. “Trigglypuff” and “Health” sure as hell do not.

      Plus… added bonus, every time I see those magnificent arms-a-flappin, it reminds me to add an extra 10 minutes at the gym everyday. She actually is a fantastic motivator.

    • Myles Long
      May 11, 2016 at 3:14 pm

      If you’re requesting crazy college situations, stand by for a Turtle College Edition spinoff blog, as you will be swamped !

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