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Steven Crowder shared this new remix of Trigglypuff, the gift who keeps on giving:
This story is two weeks old but we never get tired of that video. It’s just too perfect. Anyway, the reason we bring her up is because we had a quick update about Cora Segal. After looking through the student database at Hampshire College we found out that Trigglypuff (Cora Segal) does not actually attend Hampshire College. Turns out she went there for one semester a few years ago and since then has been a squatter on campus and her friends let her stay in their dorm rooms. Trigglypuff freeloading? Never saw that one coming!!
We’ve also found these pictures floating around of Trigglypuff teaching a class on, what else – health!!!
Telling someone they are being unhealthy is “oppressive” according to her. LOL. It’s all just so convenient. She’s figured out a way to block any and all sorts of criticism so as to protect herself from reality. The fact of the matter is that Trigglypuff if massively overweight as a result of her unhealthy lifestyle. But by calling it “oppression” to consider that she exercise and diet she has effectively been able to shield herself from her own reality. Likewise by labeling opinions she does not agree with as “hate speech” she has shielded herself from the reality that there are others out there who see the world differently than she does.
I feel like we are making a difference. People like Trigglypuff used to be able to get away with their bullshit. Not anymore though. We’ve sent them scurrying to their safe spaces because people are finally fighting back. If you’re a college student and you see stuff like this going on then feel free to send whatever you’ve got our way. We also do guest blog submissions if you want to become Turtleboy yourself. Message us on Facebook or Twitter or email us at turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information.
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31 Comment(s)
Another sjw celebrating her/his/they mental illness, my guess.
I think this whale has Prader Willi syndrome + Aspergers….mild case of both so is aware she is what she is and is going to make the world pay with her tantrums. YAWN. It is funny to see the Left demand normal people celebrate this idiocy!
One wonders whether her parents brought her up with any manners. Ladies don’t lose their poise the way she does.
The young lady brought this upon herself. But no one should look at this as personal.She just happens to be the face of the spoiled and uneducated despite enrolling in what was once “higher education.” The backlash against the delicate flowers ranting about perceived and imagined slights and hurt feelings has just begun. TBS is national and sometimes international. TBS is the voice of reason.
Wow. What does it say about a group of people who perseverate on this young lady for weeks and who don’t have the b*lls to use their real names? Wonder what you’re afraid of peeps???? Well, I guess there are those who can’t figure out a way to get a life. You have my deepest sympathies, even though you amuse me to no end!
I wonder if she has to wash herself with a rag on a stick.
Keep it up TBS! There may just be hope for the world after all!
This story reminds my of my BFF internet girlfriend. We have so much in common, we both like men
Your irony is so ironic. But hey I chuckle. You got to step up your game however. Be funnier!
Shes a GIANT mess. Wat a surprise, hanging around somewhere that doesnt even want you, but you stay anyways. And she wonders why nobody likes her other than the other cows in the pasture.
Either the dorm rooms at Hampshire are huge or this cow takes up all the available empty floor space. I can’t believe the admin at that Looney Bin of Higher Ed allow her to squat there. Boy that just doesn’t’t sound right. Puke! Trigglypuff and the word squat sure do not go together.
Holy shit these idiot kids are so fucking stupid! And their stupid ideas are seeping into the mainstream more and more – it’s ridiculous!
I have no “beef” with fat people – they’re “usually” good people and if it’s their prerogative to be overweight, than that’s their business, but I see a serious problem as of late with these PC losers; they’re telling everyone (including our children) that it’s “okay” to be unhealthy and overweight. NO. It’s NOT okay! It is dangerous and unhealthy and increases your chances of having all sorts of medical problems.
Now these SJW fools tell all the morbidly obese kids that’s it’s “okay” to be super unhealthy and potentially die because “that’s who you are.” I’m not advocating for body shaming or anything either. Having curves is one thing, weighing 3 times what you should weigh (in body fat) is a completely different situation!
If this girl is happy being a ‘fatty’ (her words) than whatever, do your thing lady…don’t push your propaganda on the rest of the world. Can’t wait until she gets booted off campus and has to live in the real world where nobody is going to give a fuck what she has to say! These college idiots need a dose of reality…
No wonder why comedians don’t want to perform for these PC bitches anymore. I went to see Daniel Tosh at UMASS about 5 – 6 years ago with my wife and our friend. The show was HILARIOUS but it was super awkward because we were the only one’s laughing!! All these college kids, that were 10 years younger than us, didn’t laugh at all! They were too “offended” about everything. I don’t understand how things could change so much in the 10 – 15 years since I was in college.
I think it has something to do with the skinny jeans.
It’s just water weight.
So’s the Atlantic.
She could be overweight for any number of health related reasons.
Cheetos are not a ‘health related reason’
Who cares why she’s fat- it’s disgusting for the rest of us to look at. If she doesn’t want to be “oppressed” by us then she should go away and die in a hole somewhere so we don’t have to be oppressed by her fat ass.
Seriously though – I bet she really would be an awesome drummer…
Did you intend to make the title pic look like a giant Vag?
Darwinism and the theory that the fittest survive the process of evolution wasn’t a dare to prove it wrong.
Survival of the fattest.
She really is the face of the offended PC anti-free speech crowd. Lacking the intellectual rigor to make a persuasive argument. In its place a tantrum.
Trigglypuff and Squatter in the same sentence – shudder. The mental images – make it stop!!
Maybe she’s the one taking monster dumps on Charlton St.
Oh, man!
*DEEP SHUDDER*
You are a gross fucking slob Wabbitt.
No arguments.
Aw, did it get triggered?
But, there was no cake left…
Well that’s just the icing on the cake. LOL!!!!!
“Trigglypuff” and “cake” absolutely belong in a sentence together. “Trigglypuff” and “Health” sure as hell do not.
Plus… added bonus, every time I see those magnificent arms-a-flappin, it reminds me to add an extra 10 minutes at the gym everyday. She actually is a fantastic motivator.
If you’re requesting crazy college situations, stand by for a Turtle College Edition spinoff blog, as you will be swamped !