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Turtle Rider Stuck In His Madrid Apartment Making Videos With Crotch Fruit For 9 Days Is What Our Future Looks Like If We Fuck Around With The Commie Cold


For all the “iTs tHe fLu” idiots out there who still think the commie cold is a hoax, check out what life is currently like in Madrid, a city that’s close to the size of NYC.

There’s a turtle rider who lives in Madrid who’s been posting updates about what it’s like living there and it’s pretty wild. David Dyer is originally from Rhode Island, but has been stuck in his Madrid apartment with wife and small child for 9 days. His son has not interacted with a human being other than his parents during that time, nor has he left the apartment. Only one family member can leave the house at a time to go to the grocery store. Cops and military are everywhere arresting anyone who is outside without authorization. Pretty crazy shit.

Every day the police escort hospital workers out after their shift and the entire city cheers for them.

I’m doing a special live show Monday night at 8 PM EST with David. Watch it by subscribing to our YouTube channel here.

Spain is one of the most infected countries in the world per capita because they did nothing to stop the spread. They cancelled school but let people go outside and interact, which completely defeats the purpose of shutting down. Now this is the result. It’s like trying to buy home insurance after a house fire.

What people need to understand is that we are at war, and we are converting to a wartime economy for the first time since World War 2. People are understandably hesitant because we’ve had the luxury of never having to live through anything like this. But wartime economies require massive spending, personal sacrifice, and government intervention to make sure people don’t die from economic hardship while making said sacrifices. It requires rationing, which should be the next logical step after seeing guttermuppets going viral for buying truckloads of toilet paper. The common enemy of the world that needs to be defeated is the Chinese coronavirus. This cannot happen if life goes on as normal because the disease spreads easily, the carriers of the disease often don’t know they have it, and it has up to a 5% kill rate in some countries.

Look, I’m usually the guy who is skeptical of the media and assume they’re always lying to me. But the fact of that matter is that they are the boy who cried wolf and this time the wolf is here.


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92 Comment(s)
  • Dumb People Everywhere
    March 23, 2020 at 1:16 pm

    These comments are a prime sampling of who Turtle Riders are. Dumb, uneducated people with uniformed view and easily fooled with fake news. Other wise known as Trumpers! Seriously, read the majority of these comments and other blog comments. Yes, they are funny as hell with many great reoccurring commenters. But dumb in the face of reality that is this virus.

  • Turtleboy might be clinically retarded
    March 23, 2020 at 10:44 am

    Or a closet liberal. Same thing.

  • Crank
    March 23, 2020 at 9:14 am

    Have yet to hear a good reason why we need to destroy our country. People aren’t dropping dead in the street. Back in reality
    people are recovering from it without vaccines. Why aren’t we hearing the demographics on who has it and who is dying from it?
    It’s so dangerous and spreads so easily but don’t stop the mail, you know, the delivery system that goes literally house to house, picking up and dropping off whatever someone has directly to their neighbor….. and don’t get started on paper currency…… everyone crying over this is a fucking moron. Unless we’re all being lied to.

  • Buy Local and save the economy
    March 23, 2020 at 8:46 am

    Go out and support your local business today. This “pandemic” is a media hype. Look back to 2009 when 60 MILLION Americans caught H1N1 and almost 13,000 died. Obama was golfing and the “honorable” Dr. Fauci was saying don’t panic and go about your day and if you get sick see a doctor. People are going to die from this, just like any other coronavirus, it’s not worth crashing the economy and sending the world into a depression which world war will be the end result, to save a few people that could just as easily get hit by a bus.

    • Jone of Snark
      March 23, 2020 at 12:14 pm

      This is a good time to weed out all the shitty local businesses.

      Celery Stalk in West Springfield? Right off the cliff, fuck that place. Memo’s can go fuck off as well, don’t need them in a post-corona world. There’s an innumerable number of shitty pizza places that deserve no one’s business. Let’s let natural selection take its course and decide for us which businesses deserve to live, so the ones we like can proliferate and grab a bigger market share.

      Having said that, let’s take a moment of silence for the GOOD ones. Crepes Teahouse is a West Springfield institution at this point, and I will do all I can with my meager dollars to make sure those Putin-loving crepe makers make it through this fall out. Bella Napoli and Calabrese Market are also both essential in this post corona world. I’m only speaking from my corner of Mass, but this is where my principles lead me.

  • Liberalism is a Disease and TB has Contracted It
    March 23, 2020 at 7:32 am

    Uncle Turtleboy watching TV:


  • Where da white women at
    March 23, 2020 at 6:39 am

    Won’t be long til all the cops in Worcester be home with the virus.
    That’s when everything will be free for the taking.

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 22, 2020 at 11:13 pm

    Does Madrid share a border with Mexico? Its buildings appear prematurely old and the children babble in a Spanish dialect, best suited to interacted telenovelas, fraught with Covid-19 fears. Meanwhile, that infectious agent slips into situations of comedy, to tell dirty ungloved jokes.

  • Warren Wilhelm Jr
    March 22, 2020 at 10:48 pm

    Mayor little Willy DeBlasio AKA Warren Wilhelm Jr. is prepping his defenses for when over 1 million New Yorkers get sick. Warren Wilhelm’s defense, it’s Trumps fault, Trump made you sick not a virus.

    Less than 2 weeks ago Mayor Warren Willy Deblasio-Wilhelm took a righteous high profile stance to keep NYC schools open at all costs, ignoring public health officials and teacher’s pleas to close the NYC school system. Willy Wilhelm wasn’t gonna listen to anybody but himself, like a younger fatter and dumber version of Joe Ukraine Pedo Biden. Those Ukraine children errr I mean women are so hot but not as hot as cash crack-head Hunter Biden stashed while banging his sister in law in between strippers and meth head hookers. What a family, a real class act, but President Trump is the problem.

    But now it’s all President Trumps fault. Easy Peasy, Jake Tapper, Jim Acosta, AOC, Liz Cherokee Warren, Fat Rosie O’Donnell and the Old Man known as Whoopie Goldberger will all vouch for Bloated Bill Wilhelm-DeBlasio… yes it’s all Trumps fault he gave you the virus.

    How long before Martha Coakley sets up a hate crimes hot line for COVID19 racism, sexism, homophobia? How long before Lumpy Face Tall DeVall orders everyone to stay home until further notice so he can try to locate his rapist son AJ Gropey Baker.

    BTW for some strange reason “active” homosexual men with multiple partners are strangely more at risk for China Nova Corona Virus. It’s a mystery why, does anyone know why? Probably all the homophobes and xenophobes like Trump and his deplorable voters.

  • Sally sells shit shells
    March 22, 2020 at 9:49 pm

    Everyone is panicked to the point they are shitting themselves, buying up all the toilet paper, and now I have to use seashells from the sea shore.

    • Popeye the Sailor Man
      March 23, 2020 at 8:45 am

      Remember, wipe bow to aft

      • Sally
        March 23, 2020 at 9:36 am

        Got any spinach I can add? We could sell stuffed shells on the boardwalk when I’m done.

  • randiguy2006
    March 22, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    When this is over Trump will be remember like Hitler, responsible for millions of deaths.

    • Heinrich Himmler
      March 22, 2020 at 9:52 pm

      Your lack of knowledge of history is amazing you stupid cunt. When Trump wanted to ban travel from China months ago he was called a racist and a xenophobe. Did you forget that you stupid fuck. Too bad your relatives weren’t taken care of during the final solution.

    • Heil Trump
      March 23, 2020 at 7:30 am

      When this is over Trump will be remembered like Hitler. As one of the greatest politicians of all time.

  • I am Nubian
    March 22, 2020 at 6:56 pm

    We be getting ready for some lootin while the pigs be busy

    • Rachel Rollins says:
      March 22, 2020 at 11:14 pm

      All da hood know by now dat if you do your lootin in Boston, we look de otha way. A lotta money here dem rich white folks don’t need no mo.

  • EuroTrash
    March 22, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    Dirty greeeezeball Wops don’t wash their hands after using the toilet. Thats why Italy is so infected.

    • Rob
      March 22, 2020 at 9:04 pm

      “Greezeball wops”? Did you travel here in a time machine from 1965 to make that comment? I bet you’re at least 4th or 5th generation White Trash.

      • charles wadsworth III
        March 23, 2020 at 7:30 am

        fucking dagoes

        • Rob
          March 23, 2020 at 10:37 am

          greaseball women become disgusting after age 40. Huge fat asses. fucking sloths

      • EuroTrash
        March 23, 2020 at 8:54 am

        Yeah and I bet you are a flaming faggot that likes Guido dick in his mouth. Fuck you Guinea!

        • charles wadsworth III
          March 23, 2020 at 10:39 am

          dago men are the dumbest

  • Bobo olsen
    March 22, 2020 at 6:16 pm

    It’s too bad Bernie the juden wasn’t the president
    Then you’d see some real crisis management

    • Dow 14000 By Friday FreeFall Thanks Bergs
      March 22, 2020 at 6:19 pm

      The jewden has done enough by tanking the market

  • don't underestimate your adversary
    March 22, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    Jie Li holds a doctorate degree. She was the Associate Director of Biostatistics at Biogen. She was on the periphery of the Biogen conference in Boston, where the virus took a foothold in Massachusetts. She is a national of the People’s Republic of China. She is known to be infected with the virus.

    Her husband is Yili Hong, and he also holds a PhD, and is a national of the People’s Republic of China. His specialty is bio-statistics and epidemiology. He is also infected with the virus.

    They left their home behind in Belmont, and boarded a jet, while knowing of their infections, and flew from Logan to Los Angeles, on March 11. They have since gone home to communist China.

    Your choice of what to believe is this: (1) it is all just a coincidence, or (2) our adversaries may have taken action against us.

    Choose your path appropriately.

    • lmao
      March 22, 2020 at 6:12 pm

      are you ok

    • Randy
      March 22, 2020 at 6:20 pm


      Also in addition to the credentials you mentioned they also received the coveted 5 star rating from the dry cleaning association of America for the laundry and dry cleaning business they started in Quincy

    • One Shot Pol Pot
      March 23, 2020 at 5:18 am

      Eh pretty sure those specific chink chongs had nothing to do with this. We need to look earlier. Around January 28th or so Yanqing Ye and Zaosong Zheng, along with Harvard Professor Charles Lieber, all seemed to be involved in some shady shit while this began to ramp up.
      Zheng was caught out of Logan smuggling out BIOLOGICAL vials for who knows what. Lieber, a professor of chemical biology, was seen sharing knowledge and expertise with the chinks overseas. Ye was a freaking LIEUTENANT in the PLA and escaped America after stealing god knows what information. All I’m saying is there is a war at hand, there always has been, and to ignore it and brush it under the rug would be dangerous.
      We are running out of leverage over these people- there’s no telling how far and deep their web goes. I can tell you, they have greater representation here than we have over there. It’s about time we get to the bottom of our Sino problem, and deal with this head on. It’s not enough to just call it a “Chinese flu”. The man looks uneducated when he says that. We must call it what it is.

      An act of war.

      • Lewis Erskine
        March 23, 2020 at 11:34 pm

        Check out “Responding Effectively to the Chinese Economic Espionage Threat” on the FBI website. There are over 1000 investigations in progress of Chinese Communist activity.

  • randiguy2006
    March 22, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    I’m not worried, Trump said he has a hunch.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      March 22, 2020 at 5:57 pm

      Do everyone a favor and kill yourself. The leftists love to blame Trump for this, and in my opinion, the leftists caused this, just so they could blame Trump

      So fuck off.

    • H1 N1
      March 22, 2020 at 6:28 pm

      Obama said dont worry. We dont even have 1000 deaths yet

    • George
      March 22, 2020 at 6:50 pm

      How about we blame CORVID-19 on a video and call it a day.

      • Hillary
        March 22, 2020 at 6:55 pm

        I heard bleach bit will kill it. You mean like wiping it with a cloth

  • Snidely whiplash
    March 22, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    Can’t take watching that filthy greasballl Cuomo talking out of his ass
    He’s sweating on TV and you can see the 10W 40 oozing out his pores
    Hopefullly the cocksucker winds up on ventilator

    • Serpico
      March 22, 2020 at 6:31 pm

      NY health official told him to buy 15000 vents in 2015 for an emergency like this . He was warned that NYC would need and he chose to spend all on solar panels

  • Uncle hitler
    March 22, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    Communist Jew or Chinese.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    March 22, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    Fucking Commie bastards.

  • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
    Luke Fondleberg
    March 22, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    For what it’s worth, I never said it was a hoax, I said the flu is just as dangerous, and everyone just shrugs it off every year. If we should take all this so seriously the influenza virus would have ALL of the strains (not some) to combat the spread every single year.

    Disinfect, wash your hands, be smart. STOP SPREADING RUMORS. If the supplement company you purchased from five months ago says they believe martial law is imminent, it is NOT FACT. It’s someone trying to sell you something. Don’t go all “but muh lockdown!” If it happens, we’ll deal with it.

    Aim small, miss small.

    • lmao
      March 22, 2020 at 6:14 pm

      The season flu is a puppy compared to the coronavirus

    • Dream Big Live Big
      March 22, 2020 at 6:33 pm

      Aim small live small

      • Fredo Prego
        March 22, 2020 at 8:02 pm

        Hands small, brain small

  • Julian E
    March 22, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    Don’t be fooled you gullible asshole
    This is just a communist plot to over throw our government

    • Truth
      March 22, 2020 at 7:58 pm

      Nah. The Democrats had absolutely NOTHING to run against Trump on. Media manufactured hysteria. BOOM. Something to use against Trump. ‘Obama didnt panic, neither will Joe.’ There’s your November platform for the Dems. It’s all politics.

  • *cough* *cough*
    March 22, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    So what happens if the bottom falls out of the global economy?Say this time next year millions are dying from famine, starvation, unemployment, and disease, and this virus decides to go for round 2?
    Are we possibly saving thousands to risk millions? I’m not saying that preventative measures should not be taken. Let’s isolate those most at risk and take personal preventative measures. More than 1/2 diagnosed will never have symptoms and that in itself is insidious. 90% of the rest will have minor relatively manageable symptoms. That is why it is truly difficult to know how deadly this virus is. One can’t take that into account. One is only seeing the worst case symptoms. Hopefully it all blows over like sars and mers. However, What if the Elephant that is frustrated and afraid of the mouse proceeds to fall off a cliff and die? What good is it to humanity then?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      March 22, 2020 at 5:41 pm

      Thank you. Couldn’t have said it better. Been attacked over over for my opinion on this overreaction to this virus. The aftermath, when the pandemic is over, will far outweigh whatever was done by ruining the global economy.

      Nice job folks. You ‘reactives’ will be solely to blame when people are dying from starvation, poverty, preventable disease, and despair in far greater numbers than from this ‘pandemic’.

  • Back in my day....
    March 22, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    We used to have so much toilet paper, we would literally string it up in the trees of our enemies.

    • Barack Obama
      March 22, 2020 at 6:36 pm

      Folks what we now know is that 40 percent of America were not wiping their asses before the virus. Now even liberals are starting to practice good hygiene.

    • Bill Bullski
      March 22, 2020 at 8:04 pm


  • Anne
    March 22, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    This is a different angle than anything I’ve seen reported. Thanks for sharing, David and TB. I sure hope things don’t get that bad here, but it helps to be prepared for anything.

  • Judge dread
    March 22, 2020 at 1:48 pm

    Home quarantine doesn’t technically work.

    Sure, it keeps people off the streets for the most part. That’s good.

    The problem is delivery of goods. I’ve been at home for the last two weeks. What happens if a delivery guy contracted the virus from someone else who was sick at home, self quarantined?

    I’ve never had a single delivery guy show up in an n95 mask or plastic mask / facial respirator. What if they are the carriers?

    Everyone else is it home. 50 NYPD officers (I think it was NYPD) tested positive. The delivery people could spread it to people at home and when a new Grubhub/or Instacart delivery person shows up who’s not infected, you could potentially infect them.

    The real problem is pharma supply companies used China for manufacturing and supply chain to US companies. Anyone making deliveries needs to have. Tyvek suit, n95 mask, and plastic face shield. Esp since COVID-19 takes a bit to incubate, you might not even know you have it.

    Dow down 30%, banks closing branches (so you can’t hoard cash), DOW going all electronic (yup no manipulation there by quantitative analytics), places like cali and ny banning leaving your house, rumors that fbi background check for firearms could be suspended, banks in mid town NY running out of hundred dollar bills, rumors domestic travel might be suspended, continuity of government (CoG) being put into place, this is complete and total lockdown of major society sectors along with entire business sectors being put OOB (bars, restaurants, biz that require physical employees such construction, among hundreds of other sectors, etc).with building down, banking down, supermarkets forced to ration, real estate, moving companies, I mean hundreds of sectors.

    we are witnessing something much greater than a pandemic but more like a take over of our entire Economy. Is this a reset to escape or bankrupt the federal reserve with trillions of bail outs? Is this an over-reaction China knew would happen from the beginning? Or is this phase 1 of US martial law like we see in Italy, China, Spain, etc.

    Right now 2.5tn is going from major world wide markets.
    Stimulus to small business, hospitality, airline, etc is insane, close to a trillion. Fed authorizing (aka lending) the people thousands of dollars in Citizen stimulus.

    This could be a way for DJT to reset our fractional reserve Federal Reserve banking cartel that has driven all recessions and Financed all wars since it’s inception in 1913. Same with the IRS created in the same year, as tax due was pushed back to July. Is this DJT taking down the systems of control, or is it us turning into China 2.0?

    The real question is will the system as we know it here in the us (and worldwide since federal reserve notes are the world currency reserve, all debt worldwide is settled in USD, gold, oil, corporate bonds, etc) is this about to reset. And I’d it is, will the nukes fly?

    Just my thoughts.

    • Rochambeau
      March 22, 2020 at 3:31 pm

      That;s a lot to unpack, man.

    • Raney
      March 22, 2020 at 6:09 pm

      You might want to go easy on the prescription pain killers and marijuana my friend

  • Snarky Pete
    March 22, 2020 at 1:44 pm

    As long as Trump keeps going on tv telling the country to distance themselves I’m happy. Because you know damn well his haters will purposely disobey him and gather in large groups. Sucks to be them. Hahaha.

  • Paul Casale
    March 22, 2020 at 1:40 pm

    I could only watch 30 seconds of that guys video. People with jacked teeth like that should keep their mouth shut & refrain from posting videos unless their mouth is covered.

    • Jeff J
      Oh, YOU'RE The Perfect One
      March 22, 2020 at 5:39 pm

      I didn’t think they existed but I guess we found him. That’s what separates regular, decent people from the superficial dipshits. Just because he’s got snaggleteeth doesn’t mean his information isn’t valid. But you just keep on keepin’ on with ya ‘ignant’ self.

      • Psiobeen
        March 22, 2020 at 8:08 pm

        On Jewel it’s cute but ain’t nobody got time to wait for her to make ventilators

  • lew
    March 22, 2020 at 1:37 pm

    Leaders Of Western Nations Misled Over Quarantine/Social Distancing Destructive quarantines

    The fact that onerous quarantines have now brought about economically destructive measures that will surely result in the collapse of western economies, all because of a massive misdirection. This is sure to have political consequences in nations where their population was mistakenly “locked indoors.” The public’s over reliance on government to solve its problems will be indelibly shaken. The failure of the news press to question health authorities by mindlessly repeating all the orders issued by government may cause the news press to cover for its own culpability.

    The infectious disease epidemic will subside, but the economic consequences are so destructive as to demoralize the citizenry and irreversibly destroy the standard of living in western nations that unwittingly followed this doomsday prescription.
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  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    March 22, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    Lots of bad parents, mostly hispanics, are going to go full Casey Anthony on their kids soon

    • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
      March 22, 2020 at 6:47 pm

      Yo best shut yo muthafuckin mouth yo. Its their culture and I wont prosecute. Keep posting and I will get yo for a hate crime dawg.

  • Muddy Puddles and
    March 22, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    Thankful for TBS satire and Peppa Pig Episodes Most of the Day Every Day Stay Home and Stay Safe Turtle Readers

  • Get right
    March 22, 2020 at 12:05 pm

    John 3:16

    • whatevuh
      March 22, 2020 at 12:50 pm

      oh, please If there really was a God, there would never have been a Hillary

        March 22, 2020 at 5:48 pm

        There is a God, and there is a Satan.

        • whatevuh
          March 22, 2020 at 6:24 pm

          you spelled Hillary wrong . . .

      • Grammie
        March 23, 2020 at 2:04 am

        Hmm, so you think God has to pass YOUR tests? Check again, it’s the other way around.

  • whatevuh
    March 22, 2020 at 11:47 am

    When the democRATS and the media hypes anything this much, 24x7x365 I tend to look the other way. P.S. I feel fine going to work Monday

  • hartf811
    General Robert E.
    March 22, 2020 at 11:40 am

    Guts, gold and guns. Wait until the chimps cant get toilet paper, cornbread and pot from Nubian Square. Free coats at Giblees will look calm in comparison!

    • DontPushMe Csuse Im Close To The Edge
      March 22, 2020 at 1:21 pm

      Dey be gonna ride dirty to your hood and turn stick up kid.
      Knowwhst ima sayin dawg

  • Calm WhiteDad
    March 22, 2020 at 11:23 am

    TB put down the kool aid and fear mongering. This IS going to happen here, correct. We’ll all be locked in our houses with military in the streets. It’s inevitable and is a gross overreach.

    Disappointed to see you fall for this nonsense to where you’re reading from the government propaganda supplied to the media.

    Where are the videos of all these suffering people? How about a picture of someone that you took of someone with it. No? Ooh, its the cousin of your friends step dad that has it. No shortage of celebrities have it tho. What a coincidence. We should definitely remove everyone’s rights and shut down the globe for this. Fucking tool.

  • Who Flung Cum
    March 22, 2020 at 11:15 am

    It has to be all or nothing. This soft closure (only restaurants really) is counterintuitive. You get closer to people in the market, on line at the airport & especially at the liquor store. Regardless of the few bad eggs, this curve is never going to be flattened.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 22, 2020 at 11:15 am

    80,000 died from the flu in the US ALONE during the 2017-2018 flu season. Where was the shutdown then? No hazmat suits then?

    What a fucking overreaction and all the over reactors will be the first to complain after the economy is in another depression and they have to give up their BMW’s for a rusty 10 speed bike. Nice job idiots. Trash the economy over something the flu makes pale in comparison.

    • hartf811
      Honest Abe
      March 22, 2020 at 11:42 am

      It is amazing that natural selection has not claimed your bloodline over your innate stupidity.

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        March 22, 2020 at 11:56 am

        Thanks for insult. But it doesn’t answer my question as to why things weren’t shut down in 2017. That’s because you don’t have answer, because of your innate gullibility. The sky’s falling!

        • hartf811
          Too stupid to live
          March 22, 2020 at 4:43 pm

          Fuck face,
          There is a huge difference between seasonal flus and a new viral pandemic. That you can’t see the difference means you don’t know the difference. Chemical Biology, how viruses attack an organism, spread and mutate for survival is amazingly complex. This isn’t a government plot against you. Stop being so stupid wash your hands and stay inside. You will probably die from your ignorance but try not to kill too many other people before you check out.

          • Panties In A Bunch Because Of Sniffles
            March 22, 2020 at 6:43 pm

            Shitstain, you seem very upset for a so called genius.
            Covid 19 less than 1 percent kill rate. I am glad atkeast that the seriousness of this virus has gotten you to buy some toilet psoer to wipe the shit from your ass and mouth

        • george costanza
          Chicken Little
          March 22, 2020 at 5:29 pm

          Tell me about it!

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      March 22, 2020 at 11:59 am

      It has little to due with the mortality rate, it’s the infection rate. We don’t want hospitals to be overloaded by those seriously affected. The infection rate of this virus is much higher than influenza viruses.Bo

      • Dumbfounded
        March 22, 2020 at 1:52 pm

        So we must shut down society because hospital workers might have to work a little harder??

        • Puttyvlat
          March 22, 2020 at 8:11 pm

          Vladimir, this is not USSR. Now go piss on your new best orange friend

          • Snarky Pete
            March 23, 2020 at 9:03 am

            Sorry, General. We cannot storm the beaches at Normandy. Our medics will be overworked.

  • We used to have electricity
    March 22, 2020 at 11:07 am

    It’s a good thing we installed those solar panels on the roof. Grid going down in three, two, one….

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's climate crisis hotline
    March 22, 2020 at 10:59 am

    I love Socialism and authoritarian government. Freedom is not safe.

  • Unreal
    March 22, 2020 at 10:57 am

    Ya this is just crazy. Definitely scary, no doubt.

  • Eat beans and freshen your homes air
    March 22, 2020 at 10:48 am

    Now get out there you asswipes and buy all the fucking you can stuff up your ass.

    • Smoke another one for me
      March 22, 2020 at 11:18 am

      Toilet paper

    • Jerome Yall
      March 22, 2020 at 1:25 pm

      While yo be out buyin i be out stuffin my cock up yo moms ample azz

      • Jeff J
        Nice Try Tho
        March 22, 2020 at 5:47 pm

        Lol…..There’s no way ‘Jerome’ would use a word like ‘ample’.

        • Homework At Boston Latin Is Racist Now So Are Test Standards
          March 22, 2020 at 6:52 pm

          You dont know Jerome. He is edjumacated and goes to college now that SAT scores and standsrds are racist .plus gis welfare checks are smple enough for Jerome to buy weed

        • Apple
          March 22, 2020 at 8:14 pm

          He meant Apple

          • Da Whole World Lookin At Her
            March 23, 2020 at 1:49 am

            Apple bottom jeans and da boots wit da fur

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