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    Turtleboy Live With Feisty Turtle Turned Into Turtleboy And Chill After Debate Over Uncircumcised Penises Tangent

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    Whenever we have Feisty Turtle on, things tend to get a little bit……kinky. Last night she was our guest on Turtleboy Live, but it quickly descended into an episode of Turtleboy And Chill. This is what we intended on talking about in the agenda:

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    And we did indeed hit on all of those things and more. But we also got into this whole big thing around the 37:30 point about circumcision.

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    Because there’s this movement by Facebook revolutionaries (most of whom do not have a penis) to stop circumcising boys. It’s not quite like the anti-vaxxer movement, because those people are batshit insane and the anti-circumcision people actually seem to make good points. But back in my day, almost everyone had the purple sombrero look going on. No questions asked. Now it’s more like 75% get the chop. Listen (also every episode ends with a Turtleboy free style rap recap, and yesterday’s starts around the 56:00 mark):

    The commentary was better than it’s ever been. Lots of hot circumcision takes:

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    I can see both sides of the coin here. Pretty much everyone I know got the chop because that’s what you did in America in the 80’s. But I have a bunch of buddies who all insist that if they have boys, they’re not doing it. They don’t like the chop, and they wish they were rocking the anteaters. But not everyone who feels that way:

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    But at the same time, I would imagine the anteater can get annoying at times. Seems smothering. One of the most basic things that all life needs is air. So I would imagine the peel back on cold winter days or when you’re playing sports, can get a little bit tedious. Just sayin.

    Anyway, if you haven’t started listening to Turtleboy Live, I feel bad for you. It’s the best show on the Internet by far. And we switch up the guests all the time, and occasionally take new guests if turtle riders inquire about appearing on the show. What we really want is for some haters to come on. Literally, anyone we’ve ever written a blog about has an open invitation to Skype into the show with us. I don’t care how ratchet you are. If we’ve written about you then you should have a chance to defend yourself. Because we’re all about being fair and balanced at Turtleboy Enterprises.

    Here’s some of our favorite comments from the last night’s show…

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    Uncle Turtleoby got some rave reviews for his improving freestyle skills:

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    During the Q&A someone asked if we’ve ever written about someone who ended up becoming a turtle rider. I guess the answer is yes!

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    We’re hoping for a big crowd on Friday night at 9:30. See ya then. One.


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    1. Fiesty Turtle Lady

      Did not see that someone asked if I scissor lmao… Someone also asked if I dip in the lady pond? No idea what that means… but the Q&A at the end got very interesting lol.

      1. Brian Albrecht

        Spoken like a true slut.

        1. Fiesty Turtle Lady

          I am so far far far far faaaaaaaaaaar from a slut.

          Your mother should have done a kegel and squeezed you out before you implanted into her rotten half retarded egg seeing as how the best part of you ran down her unshaved varicose veined thighs.

          Good Day.

          1. Brian Albrecht

            Oh yeah? SHUT THE FUCK UP. GREAT POST i loved the part where you were overly descriptive you fat fucking ho. stupid bitches like you are why women are second class. LEARN YOUR PLACE SKANK.

            1. Fiesty Turtle Lady

              Not going to entertain someone who has an extra chromosome. Next time tell your daddy that your sister shouldn’t be your mother. Fucking inbred.

            2. I Hate Stupid People

              What the fuck? That is not fair I was all excited I thought you had choked on a bag of dicks and died. It was so nice with the #WeymouthSwitchMaster around bragging about being the #QueenOfWeymouth. Go troll another site you #WeymouthCumStain. We don’t give a fuck about how tough you think you are. We all know you have a #SmalCock from all the #Steroids you do either that or this is your monthly #Menstruation. Unless you wanna comment on the articles STFU. I know you wanna come beat me up cause you are so #WeymouthGay. You aren’t worth the time or energy.

          2. Nigga plz

            Hey Fiesty, why are the LQGBTA jealous off disabled people? …………..because they have their own bathrooms!

          3. Brian Albrecht's Mom

            I would literally have to kegal with a medicine ball because my gash is so large. Funny that a cunt came out of this cunt, huh?

            Oh Brian….it’s dinnertime. Mommie made your favorite again, beans and franks. Make sure you wash those hands of yours real good. You’ve been in the basement all day and my bottle of lotion is missing. You naughty little boy.

      2. Nigga plz

        Nice job on Turtleboy Live Fiesty. You come off as a real class act.

      3. Nigga plz

        I liked it Fiesty when you were ragging on retards and the disabled. You would make a great piece of ass for a deaf retarded guy.

        1. Fiesty Turtle Lady

          What did I say about disabled people? I agrees that the word “retard” was not meant to be used toward someone with special needs and that it’s quite unfair to pick and choose who we are allowed to make fun or not.

          Where is the line drawn and who decides what is going too far? You can’t make fun of someone for being gay and then not be able to use the word retard in a non threatening and or offensive manner.

          Don’t quite understand how you got that I was making fun of the disabled. Maybe you lack comprehension.

          This is Turtleboy Live. I had NO IDEA I have to politically correct and pleasant. I do that enough in my day to day life. If you’re so offended by my choice of words or opinion, then don’t listen next time you fucking snowflake.

          1. Fiesty Turtle Lady

            Also why don’t you call in to live next time instead of sitting here acting like an offended pussy pretending to be a tough guy.

            Interesting that people like you can hide and talk all the shit in the world but lack the balls to ever be on live because you would be stumped and have no intelligence or wit to reply quickly. You would get eaten alive.

            1. Brian Albrecht

              you really are a cunt huh? You’re so smart. Give it a break you fat bitch no one is impressed.

            2. Brian Albrecht

              I’m a gimp and I like it in my ass.

      4. KJDS

        You should add an option to the poll – “Never seen the anteater.”

        1. Itsjustme

          Good point. I’m a female and I’ve never seen one. One of my friends told me it looks like a cheeto. No idea why she thought that.

    2. Twat tickler

      Angelene Bishop is a fucking train wreck, I’m surprised I’ve never seen a blog on her. It’s pretty hard for even a scag like her to get fired from Walmart in Northbridge, but somehow she found a way to do it!!

      1. Jazyy

        I agree. Angie got bounced out of the Hawks nest in Whitinsville for bumping lines of coke in the bathroom and getting fucked by two guys in the bushes (loyal to her man lol). her and her gutterpig friends are fing disgusting. nasty coke hoes. don’t forget her drugged out teen raping homies keeping it 100~. she will soon have a TB article. oh and angie you know more about penises then a urologist

    3. Tommy V

      Is Nicole Litterio the girl in the Webster rachet video when the guys tried to jump the cops? Looks like her haha

    4. Nigga plz

      This was the fist time listening to TB live and I like “words are just words fuckin words can’t fuckin hurt you you can use any fuckin words you want on Turtleboy!”. It was funnier than a sinking rowboat full of dumb niggers!

    5. BobnMic

      That show was funny as hell I will admit. The hand numb thing so it feels like someone else? Priceless.

      That comment from BobnMic was not from me (I don’t think) but thanks for the pass just the same. If it was on FB then it definitely wasn’t me. But what else is new.

      1. BobnMic

        Oppps forgot my AVI. My bad. ^^^ That was really me.

    6. wabbitt

      I might have to call in for one of these shows sometime.

      1. BobnMic

        Wabbitt – why not do it? You post some funny shit in here. I think that would be an interesting and entertaining listen seriously. I’d do it as well but those hours just do not work for me. If it were 6 hours earlier I believe me and the TB would rip it up almost as good as it has happened thus far. Probably not nearly as good with adherence to reality.

        Trying to exact or come close to, Brett, Matty, Gupta, SSTG and Fiesty is a tall challenge. But fuck it give it a shot dude.

        1. BobnPaul's Chat Shack

          Well, well, well… Look who’s being pleasant all of a sudden.

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