Turtleboy Reveals The Winner Of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness On Epic Turtleboy Live Show With One Shining Moment Montage
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And the winner of the first annual Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Tournament is……..
Oops, there’s been a mistake!! Sorry Guttupermuppet, but you got your ass beat:
And the winner is Trashley Losapi-ho in a landslide!!
Although those results are bullshit. I was definitely team Trashley, but the voting was obviously rigged. Next year we’ll make it so you can’t vote a million times, which is clearly what the Trashley people did here. I still respect the results and think if everyone voted once Trashley would’ve won in a close one. Then again, if you inspire that level of hatred in people, you kind of earned the title. Just sayin.
Anyway, we did a little “One shining moment” montage video on the Turtleboy Live show tonight, highlighting all of our ratchets. Everyone wanted to talk about the Mothers of the South Shore, so we talked about that a lot towards the end. The video starts right around the 4:30 mark. Enjoy:
We’re gonna do the Ratchet Madness Tournament once a year, and next year’s bracket won’t feature any of these ratchet. Can’t wait to see who the one seeds will be. Up next we’re gonna do a SJW bracket. See ya on Tuesday at 9:30 for our next episode. We love you all so much and we would never charge you a membership fee because we know you’d tell us to go fuck ourselves. That’s why turtle riders are the greatest people on earth.
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