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Hey fam – if you’d like to support Turtleboy and what we do here, feel free to hit the donate button at the top. We basically have to run this site like a Bernie Sanders campaign now since we’ve been blacklisted by Google and Facebook, due to the fact that rabid SJWs keep reporting our posts. Getting blacklisted by Google is a death sentence for most websites, since it’s much harder to monetize. And we all know the damage Facebook has done. We’re never going to stop fighting for free speech, but in the meantime the best way for turtle riders to fight back is to donate to the cause. Without you people none of this is possible. We love you all.
Turtleboy vacation week has officially come to a close. Unfortunately while we were gone this happened to us on Twitter:
@TurtleboyNews was our third Twitter account and had about 9,000 followers. We also had @Turtleboysports shut down without any explanation in October, and @RealTurtleboy shut down in without any explanation in March. We had a backup account @SportsTurtleboy with 3,000 followers that was ready to go in case @TurtleboyNews got shut down but this also happened on the same day…..
So it’s gone too.
Twitter does have a rule stating that you cannot make new accounts if your other account is suspended:
But we’re not doing that, because a different person created each new account. And since Twitter hasn’t verified our accounts as “official” Turtleboy accounts, we didn’t violate the terms of service. Plus, what’s to stop any of you out there from creating a Turtleboy Sport twitter account? Like this one, which is used to try to discredit us:
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— TurtleBoySports (@TurtIeBoySports) August 10, 2017
That’s a capital i instead of a lower case L in Turlteboy. Looks just like us though. And it works because blue checkmarked idiots like DJ Bean fall for it and use this account as evidence that we’re homophobic….
Seems like a stable guy. Good dude to hitch your wagon to imo pic.twitter.com/19aH6PYyoy
— DJ Bean (@DJ_Bean) August 11, 2017
This account is allowed to stay up but the Turtleboy accounts we have used are not. Makes sense.
We’re very careful on Twitter not to be abusive or violate any of their terms of service. Even though Twitter is filled with blue checkmakred people posting stuff like this:
Dumbass fucking white people marking up the internet with their opinions like dogs pissing on fire hydrants
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) November 29, 2014
Almost all of those tweets are still up, and despite all of that Sarah Jeong kept her job as editor at the New York Times. She also was rewarded by Twitter today with the much coveted blue checkmark, which Twitter uses to legitimize your account…..
NO. NO. And NO. @sarahjeong has a series of tweets that are SO pointedly racist, I was immediately suspended from twitter for recreating them.
Twitter acknowledges that these tweets are AGAINST their guidelines.
Why the HELL did they just verify her account? @TwitterSafety
— Candace Owens (@RealCandaceO) August 17, 2018
Because the fact of the matter is that Sarah Jeong says the right kind of hate speech. She shits on white men, the police, and conservatives. You can call for the extermination of all these people and it’s cool. But if you dare step out of line and think independently like Turtleboy does, the Silicon Valley pinheads will shut you down and silence you.
But wait, it gets crazier.
Normally we’d just make a new account and start from scratch, because we refuse to be silenced. So we created a new account @UTurtleboy:
And within 10 seconds this happened:
This is before we tweeted ANYTHING out that would’ve violated Twitter’s terms of service. Since then we tried making two more accounts, neither of which incorporated the word “Turtleboy” in case it was flagged. Both were shut down within seconds.
Obviously Twitter has tracked our IP address and silenced us permanently. This is what these tech companies do – they control speech in this country. And don’t tell me that we don’t have to use them either, because Twitter is the public square. And everyone has a right to free speech in the public square. That’s not us saying it either, it’s a federal court decision that said the President cannot block people on Twitter because Twitter is the public square.
Twitter and Facebook are where the most powerful person in the world makes policy announcements. It’s where people exchange ideas and share political opinions. It should be completely open for public discourse. If you want to make the case that certain speech should be banned (child pornography, terrorism, threats, etc), that’s obviously understandable. But all we’re doing is sharing our opinions on current events and politics. You might not agree with everything we tweet, but if you think we should be banned from expressing our opinions openly then it just might be you who is the Nazi.
We’d love to tweet this story at people like Candace Owens, Kassy Dillon, or anyone else who has a large following and could get that message out there. But again, we’re blacklisted from Twitter so we need you to do that for us. Send a link to this blog to anyone in the media who might find this story interesting by emailing them or tweeting at them, and see if you get a response. It’s Orwellian what these social media platforms have become.
Or tweet @Jack to ask Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey why he’s allowing this to be up:
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— TurtleBoySports (@TurtIeBoySports) August 10, 2017
But not us.
P.S. Wanna test this out for us since we can’t? Create a new Twitter handle with Turtleboy in the name. Then give us the login information and see if we can use it to tweet. Will be interesting to see if they’re tracking IPs.
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pretty simple fix @ torproject.org
THE END IS NEAR TURTLEBITCHES. HAHA
If we donate, can we finally get an RSS feed to this site? It’s something that I can subscribe to that can’t get banned. Like before Twitter but with more characters and less SJW.
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Trump? He’s an idiot. This is a true fact.
Tb isn’t for free speech fuck him.
LOL – Dickhead “thumbs up’d” his own comment. LOSER.
Dude, it’s 2018. Get a VPN account from one of the countless providers and tunnel through Canada to post. Most providers let you tunnel via multiple countries and IP subnets.
Keep voting for democrats or not voting at all, pretty soon this website will be shut down too. Fucking liberals and lazy ass people who think it doesn’t matter if they vote or not.
Exactly. And in Mass you don’t need ID, so with a little cleverness you can vote more than once. Fight fire with fire.
1. Go to guerrillamail.com
2. Set up disposable email account
3. Go to Twitter and set up account called “@TheDiDiDelgado” with a capital “I” instead of a lowercase “L”.
4. Say mad racist shit and piss off people, start a beef with the Democrats saying they don’t check their white privilege, and tell the Democrats they’re fake activists and to give her money
5. Repeat steps anytime you get suspended and keep doing it until DiDi gets permanently suspended, which may be never, but at least you’ll get some satisfaction
Use an IP masking program – google it
Tweeted!
Join the club of he banned! The SJW’s are pitching fit after fit while gargling the lumpy chowder. The soy boi’s will lose in the end. I’m locked out for another 22 hours but hen it’s back to flaming every ratchet in sight!