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There were some people whining about Turtleboy pointing out that Sturbridge is basically the heroin throughway between New York and Massachusetts the other day in our latest Tour de Turtle bone ride blog. Then right on cue this happened:
Oh look, it’s exactly what we said happens in Sturbridge all the time. Some drug dealer from the Bronx with a suspended license gets pulled over while bringing a shipment of Tony Yayo to somewhere in the great state of Massachusetts. Could be anywhere really. Doesn’t matter where. The bottom line is that all drugs that come into Massachusetts get here through the town of Sturbridge. It’s not Sturbridge’s fault that 84 and 90 intersect there. It’s not like any of these geniuses stop there to get lunch or get some of that rock candy at Old Sturbridge Village or anything.
Once again, all we are concerned about is facts. Facts only is our motto.
P.S. This just shows how dumb drug dealers are. Who was the mastermind behind this scheme? Hey, we have a shipment that we’re sending up Boston, who wants to drive? Let’s send the idiot with a suspended license. The moron with the suspended license probably shouldn’t go over the speed limit or drive erratically, especially after crossing the border in Sturbridge. Nah, fuck that. Let’s do our best job to attract the attention of the state police instead. What could go wrong?
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