Mainstream Media Fails

Turtlegram Reporter Buttmunch Billy Shaner Now Says He’s Invading Holden With Antifa To Loot Homes And Won’t Stop Posting How Much He Hates Cops On Social Media


This is Turtlegram and Gazette reporter Bill Shaner.

You may be familiar with him, since he’s been featured on Turtleboy several times before due to the fact that I literally own his brain. He’s written about me personally close to 100 times, and when Mike Gaffney was suing me he showed up to one of my court dates like this.

He never wrote about how I won that lawsuit though, and he’s afraid to debate me.

He’s just an extremely lazy reporter who doesn’t like to do much research at all for stories.

Billy isn’t so much a reporter as he is an activist, and has participated in several riots while masquerading as a journalist. While attending the Boston protest he did so amongst the rioters, did not leave when curfew hit, and then complained that he was scared.

He bragged about how him and his comrades overpowered the cops, forced them to cede several city blocks, and watched them backdown and retreat.

Dude literally thinks he’s at war with the police. He’s clearly not a reporter, yet the Turtlegram pays him slightly above minimum wage to be one.

In Worcester when he “covered” the protests, he was actually an active participant and cheered them on.

Last week he posted that he was leading an Antifa bus invasion into Holden and would be going into people’s homes to throw their property into the trash.

He ended up getting a visit from the police over this and was forced to issue an update that he was just joking about invading the town of Holden with Antifa.

This is a reporter.

He also doesn’t believe there is such thing as a good cop.

He really, really, hates cops.


He doesn’t like it when the media shows cops doing good things, like saving lives or doing outreach with the community, because it interferes with his all cops are bastards narrative.

He doesn’t like City Councilors like Kate Toomey who think it’s a bad thing to destroy firehouses.

He has a general disdain for Worcester residents.

And he not only supports the current anarchy in Seattle where Antifa has taken over several city blocks, he also wants to bring that anarchy here.

Not good. And they laid off two people (Walter Bird and Josh Lyford) so that he could do their work for a slight pay increase. Seems like the newspaper for the second largest city in New England shouldn’t be an anti-cop propaganda network. Your free speech is just as valuable as his though, so if you wanna let Paul Provost, David Nordman, or the folks at Gatehouse Media know what you think you can reach them by email.

Anyway, Billy can’t figure out why his career isn’t going anywhere, and his “journalism” doesn’t seem to have much influence. For instance, he wrote a story last year about sex ed in the Worcester Public Schools, because he supported this bizarre sex ed program where kids hide condoms on their bodies and cup each other’s scrotums. The School Committee did not adopt this, because it’s crazy, and he cried about it on Twitter.


Hey Billy, maybe if you weren’t on social media talking about invading the town of Holden, or championing Antifa causes, then elected leaders might take you a bit more seriously. Or maybe just, ya know, do something about your overall appearance.

Billy, the difference between you and I is that people actually read the things that I write, they like Turtleboy, and I get results from my writing. Just ask former State Police Colonel Richard McKeon or your friends at Mosaic Cultural Complex. But at least a dozen people came to your last show.

So you’ll always have that.



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75 Comment(s)
  • Bring It!
    June 15, 2020 at 6:56 pm

    I am waiting for these booger-eaters to try some fucking shit in the suburbs. A month ago, I built a nice, elevated flower bed surrounded by big landscaping blocks. My neighbor was commenting on it and said it looks nice. I told him it is functional as well as decorative. He looked at me like “What the fuck is he talking about?” So he said, “What do you mean?” I told him that the flower bed at 14 inches in height, surrounded by cement blocks makes a really nice fighting position. There are three on my property, all strategically placed. I used my time spent in combat to effectively set up a practical home defense system that my wife and I can defend the house from. It is complete with plans for defense and we even rehearsed it. Guess what my neighbor is working on right now? Now guess how many nutjobs there are like me who are heavily armed and have lots and lots of real world experience fighting fuckheads like the antifa cunts

  • Sick of People Filming Themselves
    June 15, 2020 at 11:58 am

    He sucks at playing guitar. I can tell his timing is really bad and he is a poser with that too trying to look cool. Newsflash, just because your Mom said you’re good doesn’t mean you are. Also, no one cares! You’re just an another one of the sheeple in the herd of idiots. Fuck off.

    • Flippo c Rettig
      June 21, 2020 at 11:06 am

      Suck big dick, you god-damned faggot. I would bend your ass over my kitchen table, and after 20 minutes, you would be mine all mine and you would never look at a woman again, you cock sucking queer mother fucking fem bastard. Brain-ravaged by AIDS-related dementia. Not to mention fuckin old age, you old fart.

  • RedNeck
    June 13, 2020 at 12:26 am

    Hey Billy,
    Peeps in the suburb live their guns you loser. Good luck.

  • tousmp
    What happened to men
    June 13, 2020 at 12:12 am

    Pick up phone and this pipe fitter is on the other end of the line.

    End of the laneway, don’t come up the property…

    • Joint Boy
      June 13, 2020 at 5:54 pm

      I hear you think you’re the toughest guy in Letterkenny…

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    June 12, 2020 at 11:28 pm

    Wish I was the Lizard King.
    I dont know anything.

  • Edgar Winter
    June 12, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    Anyone want to meet up for a cold one @ Aga’s Lounge
    in Dudley Square?

  • Antifa Short-Bus
    June 12, 2020 at 8:57 pm

    lol. where are those blithering idiots going to get a bus? and last time i checked, none of them work for a living, they’ll have to beg mom & dad for gas money to get it running.

  • Wally Bird’s Ballwasher
    June 12, 2020 at 7:22 pm

    Did Billy publish a big tribute to Old Balls this week? My cat’s been constipated so I haven’t had to pull a copy of WoMag out of the storm drain in awhile.

  • Silent Bob
    June 12, 2020 at 5:32 pm

    Shut the fuck up, Shaner!

  • Libtardosis
    June 12, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    This thing is the result of shutting down all those mental health institutions way back. It is time to open and fill them back up.

  • Chairman Mao
    June 12, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    Billy said: “Police represent the state monopoly on violence necessary to maintain the abused underclass capital both creates and requires ”

    Um, no Billy. Poor life choices and/or reckless douchebags breeding children that they refuse to care for and raise creates an underclass. Capitalism doesn’t need it—it has robots now that can do the menial labor that the underclass used to do. Since they don’t work, they can’t buy things. So please tell me again how capitalism requires an underclass?

    • WeRFucked
      June 14, 2020 at 7:17 pm

      I guess Billy didn’t know we get our “underclass” production of goods done in Mexico or China these days.
      He needs to take a social tudies course at QCC.

  • He looks like he smells
    June 12, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    I can imagine the smell… weed, BO, kombucha, and sadness.

    • Boe Jiden
      Let’s not forget...
      June 12, 2020 at 4:58 pm

      The unforgiving scent of failure with a hint of self righteous, and self serving indignation. Feline shit boxes have more credibility.

  • Jimmy Savile
    June 12, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    No thanks.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 12, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    I thought Jim Morrison was dead? I guess his bloated corpse is still walking around.

    Hopefully the cops will grab him and shave his head with a rusty straight edge

  • JoeMomma
    June 12, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    I’d let him get thru the door…..
    Then I’d let him have both barrels.

  • So Rich and Creamy
    June 12, 2020 at 3:15 pm

    Antifa institutes Capital Hill Autonomous Zone because they are big boys and girls who know everything and don’t need anyone’s help. 3 days later they have a list of supplies needed and are asking for help. Too fucking rich for me. Im choking on the sweetness. Extract the taxpayers from CHAZ, keep these animals barricaded in, and let them eat each other like the cannibal rats they are. Then when the last one is standing we send in a LEO to finish them off. This will be our reparation to our LEO’S for how awfully they have been treated recently.

  • Bill Shaner
    June 12, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    Hey bill, you look like a half retarded duck dynasty cast member. Did your mom give birth to any healthy children, or just kids with extra chromosomes. Btw, I heard you aren’t really anqueefa, the anqueefa fags with man buns and skinny jeans just use you as their fuck pillow. Please do us a favor and call Michelle Carter for some relationship advise.

  • randiguy2006
    June 12, 2020 at 3:05 pm



  • North of the Border
    June 12, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    Hey Billy–everyone who ever loved you was WRONG!

  • randiguy2006
    June 12, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    Little white man is so scared!!!

  • Betty boop
    June 12, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    Please try to step foot on my property!!! I can’t wait until these little queefs all turn and run when the cops won’t answer their calls as we aim our guns at them. It might work in some parts of the state but here we will always stand our ground! And yes my life matters more than a career criminal, regardless of color.

  • Truth
    June 12, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    We desperately need a Pluto-sized asteroid to hit Earth.

      June 12, 2020 at 3:11 pm

      There seems to be evidence of debris from Uranus.

  • Captain Obvious
    June 12, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    It would be a shame if some people found out where these anti-cop people lived and broke into their apartment. Would they call the police?

  • kingsraisins
    June 12, 2020 at 2:31 pm

    The best part is that there are actually BLM and Antifa protests being scheduled for Holden this weekend. It’s all over social media. This after the WRSD senior class president burned a thin blue line flag stating that ‘the only good cops are dead cops.’ This also right after Rutland just tragically lost a police officer (and by all accounts, legit good guy) to COVID. And then you have asshats like Billy over here, declaring he is going to be breaking into homes and looting. Real nice.

  • Chaos Actual
    June 12, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    Hey fuckface, c’mon up to NH. I have something for you. Fucking looser. I see your gender studies degree is paying dividends

    Semper Fi douchnozzle

  • Frank Lopez
    June 12, 2020 at 2:07 pm

    Greaseball cocksucker.

  • CONN
    June 12, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    His look is a perfect match for his personality. So well coordinated!

  • covid1984
    June 12, 2020 at 1:55 pm

    Yet another example of white, communist basement boys. This has nothing to do with racism and non leftist/ commie blacks are clearly being silenced by these commies.

  • Moe Greene
    June 12, 2020 at 1:44 pm

    Actual sexual contact with a woman over/under:

    Bill Shaner:
    Over 0
    Under 1

    • Ratchet Patrol
      June 12, 2020 at 2:24 pm

      Let’s revise this to woman under 75.

  • Beaumont
    June 12, 2020 at 1:38 pm

    Here’s a tip the next time you get your picture taken be sure to clean your negroe boyfriends cum out of your beard
    You ugly filthy shit bag

  • Jane Goodall
    June 12, 2020 at 1:35 pm

    Happy Friday.Another dangerous weekend is planned.
    Shrieking and lots of rustling in the canopy leads me to
    recommend avoiding Boston and other large urban areas.

  • Boe Jiden
    Jeffrey Lebowski
    June 12, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    Get A job Sir!
    You fucking loser. You are man child toddler with no direction, zero influence, and lack any semblance of common sense.
    Your life is joke and everyone mocks, and ridicules your very existence. The World is far worse because you were conceived instead of swallowed.
    You make zero difference you adult toddler.
    Good day Sir

  • All In The Fsmily
    June 12, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    Billy the meathead gives head to meaty antifa members.

  • The Olde Padre
    June 12, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    I would pull him of that yellow womens bike and
    sodomize that balloon knot good.

  • fam
    June 12, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    man he sucks but the police are pretty much letting everyone have open season. it is’nt a good time for anyone that has ever needed them but a good time for those that have not.

  • Billy Joe McAllister
    June 12, 2020 at 1:20 pm

    Fuck yourself shaner, use you vibrating buttplug. Your guitar skills are those of a 7 year old , you suck

  • Jack
    Too late
    June 12, 2020 at 1:16 pm

    15 year old mentality!

  • Practice Good Hygiene, please
    June 12, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    Anyone that hates anyone or anything so obsessively clearly hates themself, what is it about cops that makes you so angry and envious Billy Boy? Confidence, testosterone, grooming standards, shall I go on and on?

  • Beheaded Christoper Columbus Statue
    June 12, 2020 at 1:01 pm

    Boston Mayor Martin Walsh announced this morning he is declaring racism a public health crisis and will transfer $3 million from the police overtime budget to help put his order in motion.

    • Timmy Doherty Boston Antifa
      June 12, 2020 at 1:06 pm

      Maybe the City of Boston should leave the statue down and erase his holiday from the calendar. It’s like having a holiday for Heinrich Himmler. Columbus orchestrated a holocaust that erased indigenous peoples throughout the Caribbean and was a brutal slave trader. As a matter of fact, let’s put this another way: the statue is staying down. If it goes back up, it is my opinion that it could end up a pile of gravel. Discussion over.

      • Guy Fawkes
        June 12, 2020 at 1:16 pm

        No one cares about you terrorist.

      • Klan Rider
        June 12, 2020 at 1:17 pm

        We support the mass extermination of non-whites, so fuck off.

      • Tiny Tim
        June 12, 2020 at 1:23 pm

        Admit you have no endgame.Would you stop if Sleepy Joe Biden got in?

      • NEwarlord
        June 12, 2020 at 8:51 pm

        Trollololol do you think Trump designating antifags a terrorist group was an accident? Half of you fucks are gonna go to gitmo, other half is just gonna… Disappear. If that doesn’t work, come out n play. No cops no problem. Right? By the way, what grown man calls himself Timmy?? Sham names are waay more fun here since you pussies enjoy the art of doxxing as a primary weapon besides mob beatings of unarmed people. Go frag yourself.

      • Thornton Melon
        June 12, 2020 at 8:51 pm

        you’re a fucking short bus baby. I will still celebrate Columbus Day like a boss, no matter how many statues you try to vandalize with your nazi friends, you discount Taliban.

  • Wee willy shanerqua
    June 12, 2020 at 12:59 pm

    Yo is da frendlys in hooden still open ya boy need a fribble

    • juror seven esq.
      June 12, 2020 at 3:22 pm

      Sorry, it’s closed. Enroll in night life classes.

  • Actual Guitar Player
    June 12, 2020 at 12:58 pm

    “I woke up with this riff in my head. Everyone loves it.”

    …proceeds to play first part of basic chord progression from House of the Rising Sun, a traditional folk song the Animals made famous in 1964.

    What a fuckin’ poseur.

    • You missed it
      June 13, 2020 at 1:00 am

      That was a brilliantly coded message to whoever it is that does “things” for him.
      The breaking up of the chords is called arpeggio.
      He was looking to get pegged and whoever that person with the snap on tool kit is, they are likely in a relationship and can’t risk DM’s.

      Inside Shane is a damaged little girl, a damaged little girl that craves butt tearing plastic cock.

  • I Got An Office Job at Barstool Sports For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
    June 12, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    How dare you make fun of the homeless Turtleboy. Many of them are living on the streets during this horrible economic times and instead of trying to help Bill Shaner get his life back together you shit on him for being homeless and use him as a prop for your political agenda. How about buy him a meal instead. This is why we need universal basic income in this country. What a racist blog this is. Shame on you Turtleboy.

    • KillerKillums
      June 12, 2020 at 1:49 pm

      Kyle from Incantation has a mustache.

  • H.Ler
    June 12, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    Antifa is an organization, an extremely left leaning political organization. Only total morons would think other wise.

    They are also made up of the biggest hypocrites since they violently enforce their own view of fascism. Which makes them domestic terrorists.

  • Good luck
    June 12, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    If anyone broke into my home. They will be welcomed with my weed whacker(gas) as well as Raid & lighter Spray! Sick world we live in!

  • Timmy Doherty Boston Antifa
    June 12, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    530 cops made more than Marty Walsh last year. Enough is enough. A Boston Police salary cap is in order. Actually, a statewide salary cap for law enforcement is in order. Somewhere around 70k seems fair, maybe too fair.

    • Trumpy Bear
      June 12, 2020 at 1:02 pm

      The guy that pumps my septic tank makes more than Marty, and the cops gotta deal with more shit than him.

    • R Lee Ermey
      June 12, 2020 at 1:09 pm

      Hey Timmy
      You’re a maggot
      You should go in the head and eat a gun.
      Antifa is nothing but a bunch of loser terrorists.
      I hope one steps on my property someday so I can have my way with them.

      • Timmy Doherty Boston Antifa
        June 12, 2020 at 5:16 pm

        At least I use my real name, coward. Timmy Doherty, East Milton Ma. Boston Antifa field organizer. Proud original skinhead and anti racist. Who are you, pussy? Nobody….come debate me on my Facebook page. I’m not hard to find and all my posts are authentic

        • R Lee Ermey
          June 12, 2020 at 8:37 pm

          No thanks I have better things to do than argue with a pinhead. Who stands behind his own form of racism to try to justify acting like an asshat.

        • Ray Patriarca
          Ray Patriarca
          June 12, 2020 at 10:17 pm

          Oooooh!! “Come debate me on my Facefuck page!” says the cuck soy-boy !
          How intimidating!
          What a cunt !

        • Da Nang Class of 1968
          June 12, 2020 at 10:35 pm

          Antifa field organizer? You would never see it coming kid.

        • Stupid Timmy
          June 12, 2020 at 10:40 pm

          LMAO! Most men, after calling some other guy a pussy, follow it up with something like “meet me at _______ and I’ll kick your fucking ass!” Not tough guy Timmy here, he says “come debate me on Facebook.” What a candy ass piece of shit you are Timmy. Come eat my gun.

        • Tiny Tim
          June 12, 2020 at 10:49 pm


        • Storm Area 51
          June 12, 2020 at 10:55 pm

          ruger american 30-06

        • Let's chat a while
          June 13, 2020 at 2:40 am

          Timmi, do you touch the kids that Nancy takes care of?
          Is 1341 right?

    • Nikko Jenkins
      June 12, 2020 at 1:19 pm

      The mayors paychecks should be defunded.

  • Frd
    June 12, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    As jello Biafra says trash a bank if you’ve got real
    Balls… they are all pussies

  • Pence/Tormentor 2024
    June 12, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    Total sword swallower.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Old Gumshoe
    June 12, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    Hey Shaner!
    You long-haired, unwashed, stinky fuck!!
    Come invade my house!
    Please come on down!!
    After I split that greasy scalp with a 24oz spring loaded sap, you might reconsider your entry into my home!

    • poopship14
      Boognish was rising up from the mist
      June 12, 2020 at 1:54 pm

      I will extend the same invite to him. Please invade my home. Only problem is you might get rapid onset lead poisoning if you do….

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