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Twinkie McTweeker Loses His Shit On Lowell Gas Station Clerk For Not Selling Him Cigarettes Or Gas, Tries And Fails To Run From Cops While Handcuffed

 

Here’s a fun video of one of Lowell’s finest tweekers freaking out on a cashier at a Speedway for not selling him gas and cigarettes before getting placed under arrest and attempting in vain to flee.

And that ladies and gentlemen is why they have the plexiglass windows. Because you never know when a strung out crack monkey with a chinstrap will show up and throw metal objects at you for not selling him cigarettes and gas.

“Sell me some fucking cigarettes. Fucking bitch!”

Does this look like the face of a man who was leaving that Speedway without a pack of Newports?

As you can see by the pubestache this gentlemen most likely dropped out of vocational school in the 10th grade.

“Who gives a fuck if I have an attitude. You’re a public servant. You sell me fucking shit. It don’t matter if I have a fucking attitude, this ain’t your fucking house. You don’t own the fucking items in here. So sell me a fucking pack of cigarettes.”

She’s actually a private citizen working for a private corporation and she doesn’t have to sell you anything, but sure thing champ. We don’t see what came before this, but I would imagine he was even worse before the cameras started rolling. Do you understand what an asshole you have to be for a Cambodian woman not to sell you $12 cigarettes in Lowell? This is how they make all their money.

Also, if you’re gonna resist arrest then make sure you do it before the handcuffs come on. The officers barely had to break a sweat when Twinkie McTweeker tried to make a break for it.

I’m not a doctor, and I can’t be certain, but if you watch that video you carefully it appears as if that guy might be on some sort of drugs. If you know who he is please message Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook, or email [email protected] If he’s got social media then screenshot everything now, because odds are it’s coming down.

 

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37 Comment(s)
  • he's an asshole
    May 20, 2021 at 2:57 pm

    eat a bullet faggot

  • I know this guy
    May 20, 2021 at 6:34 am

    Jesse something… Pinkman. Jesse Pinkman.

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    May 19, 2021 at 7:51 pm

    Wouldn’t fuck this dude

  • Tess Tickles
    May 19, 2021 at 5:46 pm

    No gas no cigs maker Homer something….something!!

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    May 19, 2021 at 4:14 pm

    reminds me of the “jimmy” episode of seinfeld. jimmy wants cigarettes! jimmy wants gas! jimmy’s gettin angry! don’t touch jimmy! hands off of jimmy! ahahahaha

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    May 19, 2021 at 2:41 pm

    Well, if THAT’S what Newports does to you, then no wonder they banned them!

  • Haverhill Landlord
    Haverhill Landlord
    May 19, 2021 at 2:05 pm

    As the old advertising jingle said, “There’s a lot to like about Lowell!”

  • I found his social media
    May 19, 2021 at 1:49 pm

    He goes by A. Kearngay Jr.
    He and his father are waste of our society. ST should do an investigative report on him!

    • Fall Rivs
      May 19, 2021 at 5:46 pm

      How much do you charge him to rent the space in your head?

  • I’ll have what he’s having
    May 19, 2021 at 1:31 pm

    Wow. They sell some potent shit in Lowell. All cashiers should sell to these junkies without giving them their change. Self tipping for dealing with these senseless and useless cum deposits from their dads.

  • Bristol = Obese, Liberal Foot Stamp Whale
    May 19, 2021 at 12:44 pm

    They didn’t sell to him because he wasn’t wearing a mask.

    • Foot stamp
      May 19, 2021 at 1:24 pm

      Is that like an EBT card for free pedicures paid for by the working people?

  • Ron Jeremy
    May 19, 2021 at 12:42 pm

    No more Newports in Mass. Thanks to Charlie Baker.

  • if he was black...
    May 19, 2021 at 12:19 pm

    • Death
      May 19, 2021 at 1:56 pm

      Hahaha…love the moment she realizes she’s locked in until the police show up….hHaha…

    • Where am my Bullhorn?
      May 19, 2021 at 3:04 pm

      Rayla Cambell post election?

  • Judge Dread
    May 19, 2021 at 12:18 pm

    That’s one sexy criminal. I’d love to take a ruler out and measure his dick!

  • He has a point
    May 19, 2021 at 12:16 pm

    If you denied every obnoxious jerk that came into the store you would go broke. Personally I would try to talk him into buying extra cigarettes and junk food.

    Sir energy drinks are 2 for 1, how about some 5 hour energy, free lighter if you buy a carton of newport.

  • Too bad he wasnt black
    May 19, 2021 at 12:03 pm

    Just saw this video in a facebook meme page, 95% of the comments are “IF HE WASS BLACK THEY WOULDA SHOT HIS ASS!!! DERP!!!!” this is a legit comment: “this is 100% proof of white privilege in action, they would have rolled up shooting if he wasn’t white as we have seen happen time and time again”

    People literally think cops just gun down black kids all day for sport lol.

  • Fee Waybil
    May 19, 2021 at 11:44 am

    White punks on dope…

  • Death
    May 19, 2021 at 11:42 am

    Handcuffed, jonsing and thinks he’s going to out run two guys who get paid to exercise…hahaha. can’t make this shit up!

    I’m all for a communist invasion. At least they take steps to make men act like men…and they don’t take crap from the woke mob.
    Look up “Moscow theater hostage crisis” the Russians killed 120 hostages just to get to the captors. Now that’s how it’s done.
    Plus I got a bunch of new souls

  • Bubba
    May 19, 2021 at 11:33 am

    The guards probably let the long term residents in lockup bunk with Snowbunny as a reward for good behavior.

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      Alexander Rich-Shea
      May 19, 2021 at 11:59 am

      Boston jail cells are individual, small, and made of only hard surfaces and broken plumbing. I would have given anything for a bunkmate to cuddle with on that cold metal bench.

  • Garcia Vega
    May 19, 2021 at 11:29 am

    That clerk is my hero!

  • Ricardo Cabeza
    May 19, 2021 at 11:17 am

    Looks like an Elon Musk homunculus. Acts like it too.

  • Rooney Eats it
    May 19, 2021 at 11:10 am

    Cops should have let him go when he started struggling, see how far he can get running with cuffs on. Let him wear out his bony ass then dump him in the back seat for a quiet ride to the station

  • Steven McCroskey
    May 19, 2021 at 11:04 am

    Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

  • Peter Dautel
    Deez Nutz
    May 19, 2021 at 10:52 am

    Leonardo’s strung out, younger brother still in casting mode after being cut from The Departed.

  • randiguy2006
    Nice.
    May 19, 2021 at 10:51 am

    Do you want his name so you can get him help with his addiction?

    I know you are very sensitive to mental health issues since your suicide attempt.

    • Nice.
      May 19, 2021 at 6:04 pm

      oh yea I forgot, if anyone wants their ballsack drained into my face DM me

  • George Floyd treatment
    May 19, 2021 at 10:49 am

    The cops should have shot him or even better kneeled on his neck for 9 minutes. Sacrificed this shitbag to show they aren’t racist!!!

  • randiguy2006
    MAGA!
    May 19, 2021 at 10:48 am

    BUILD THAT WALL!!!

    oh wait…

  • CONN
    May 19, 2021 at 10:42 am

    That’s Hunter Biden

  • hartf811
    is it my eyes?
    May 19, 2021 at 10:40 am

    This is your brain on durgs.

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