Here’s a fun video of one of Lowell’s finest tweekers freaking out on a cashier at a Speedway for not selling him gas and cigarettes before getting placed under arrest and attempting in vain to flee.

And that ladies and gentlemen is why they have the plexiglass windows. Because you never know when a strung out crack monkey with a chinstrap will show up and throw metal objects at you for not selling him cigarettes and gas.

“Sell me some fucking cigarettes. Fucking bitch!”

Does this look like the face of a man who was leaving that Speedway without a pack of Newports?

As you can see by the pubestache this gentlemen most likely dropped out of vocational school in the 10th grade.

“Who gives a fuck if I have an attitude. You’re a public servant. You sell me fucking shit. It don’t matter if I have a fucking attitude, this ain’t your fucking house. You don’t own the fucking items in here. So sell me a fucking pack of cigarettes.”

She’s actually a private citizen working for a private corporation and she doesn’t have to sell you anything, but sure thing champ. We don’t see what came before this, but I would imagine he was even worse before the cameras started rolling. Do you understand what an asshole you have to be for a Cambodian woman not to sell you $12 cigarettes in Lowell? This is how they make all their money.

Also, if you’re gonna resist arrest then make sure you do it before the handcuffs come on. The officers barely had to break a sweat when Twinkie McTweeker tried to make a break for it.

I’m not a doctor, and I can’t be certain, but if you watch that video you carefully it appears as if that guy might be on some sort of drugs. If you know who he is please message Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook, or email turtleboysports@gmail.com. If he’s got social media then screenshot everything now, because odds are it’s coming down.

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