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Twitter Egg Tries Shaming Boston PD For Following Turtleboy On Twitter Even Though We’re The Only Media Outlet That Supports The Boston Police

Twitter Egg Tries Shaming Boston PD For Following Turtleboy On Twitter Even Though We’re The Only Media Outlet That Supports The Boston Police

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Imagine being so much of a loser that you do this:

Wahhh!!! Why are the BPD following a media outlet that openly supports the police? A media outlet that had their backs while 40,000 assholes threw piss at them in August in the name of tolerance. Wahhhh!! They used a hilarious meme about the awkward potential situation of a suicide bomber returning home for dinner!! Stop laughing at things that are funny!!! Only social justice warriors with troll accounts should dictate what people can and cannot follow. Wahhhhh!!! Free speech should not exist on the Internet unless I approve of it. Wahh!!! I’m a grown up who hates a blog so much that I go through their thousands of Twitter followers and try to shame people who choose to follow a popular account that reports the news. Wahhhhhh!! Better tag Mahhhttyy just to let him know, because he will definitely read this!!

The best part is they read each and every blog we write, no matter how much they hate us. They just can’t stop reading it. We win.

33 Comment(s)
  • Spankster
    January 6, 2018 at 11:40 am

    Where does a suicide bomber go after work?


  • Make America Great Again
    January 6, 2018 at 9:57 am

    They why are you reading it ? Get the fuck out of our country ,Cunt

    • hate
      January 6, 2018 at 10:50 am

      MAGA POWER? amirite, WNTR?

      • White Nationalist Turtle Rider
        January 6, 2018 at 10:39 pm

        Raise your fist and let the chant echo.


        • hate makes here it percolates
          January 7, 2018 at 5:56 am

          i knew it was you you dumb motherfucker 😀

  • Turtleboy sucks now
    January 6, 2018 at 8:10 am

    TB is a whiney little bitch

  • Communists
    January 6, 2018 at 8:03 am

    Typical fascist haters. Anti First Amendment.

  • fordsnharleys
    January 6, 2018 at 7:45 am

    All police departments should support TBS. When someone is selling EBT it’s only the tip of the iceberg.

  • Even I feel for dirty White-boys and Ginger girls alone with no love... Pleased to meet you
    January 6, 2018 at 12:55 am

    You got somethin for me homie…. now…. thats funny cuz I shure got something in store for you

    • love it
      January 6, 2018 at 1:37 am

      i don’t know how to post a vid here so i can’t reply with one

      i woulda posted my fav ginger girl vid ever, “bleed like me” by garbage

  • lover
    January 5, 2018 at 11:25 pm

    • awful
      January 5, 2018 at 11:39 pm

      this sucks

      • lover
        January 5, 2018 at 11:54 pm

        i did not post that

        and lol you sat and watched milli vanilli for me?


      • lover
        January 5, 2018 at 11:58 pm

        watching it now myself, laughing to tears :ppp

  • How bow da
    January 5, 2018 at 11:16 pm

    • lover
      January 6, 2018 at 12:09 am


    • take the beer
      January 6, 2018 at 7:15 pm

      Love you man!

  • Fortune Teller
    January 5, 2018 at 10:47 pm

    5 predictions for 2018:
    1. The Dow will exceed 25,000
    2. Putin will win re-election
    3. It will be cold in Boston in tomorrow
    4. It will rain atleast once this year.
    5. TBS will shut down

    • JoeMomma
      January 6, 2018 at 1:21 pm

      You got 4 out of 5…not bad.

  • what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
    January 5, 2018 at 10:42 pm

    Got nothing to lose

    • lover
      January 5, 2018 at 10:47 pm

      you silly dj stop the madness!!!

    • bowow
      January 6, 2018 at 4:57 pm

      Great song, forgot how good it is, beautiful acoustics.

  • Outta Ideas eh?
    January 5, 2018 at 10:35 pm

    cool story bro

  • Play the hand your dealt, even when the hand isn't the cards, but the fault the lies within yourself, know when to hold em.
    January 5, 2018 at 10:22 pm

    “All good things must come go and end”

    This idiom is often used as a proverb and is a wise reminder that all good things are temporary. It can be used as a term of regret, warning, or resigned acceptance.

    Sometimes it’s just over too soon… see ya in the next life.

  • Mike G
    January 5, 2018 at 10:16 pm

  • Process Server
    January 5, 2018 at 10:16 pm

    Pro-Tip, Don’t answer that door, they’re going to be serving you some papers any day now.
    They can’t sue you, if they can’t serve you.

  • love
    January 5, 2018 at 10:02 pm

    That was a good one Kevin. I laughed so hard my uterus almost fell out!

    • lover
      January 5, 2018 at 10:05 pm

      who are all the imposters on the blog today!

      four or five people have been impersonated so far >:(

      • Jack Aubrey
        January 5, 2018 at 10:15 pm

        What’s that? I couldn’t hear you. I was squatting so hard on a dildo that it was blocking my ear.

        Also, cops suck. They never cavity search me.

      • True Reality Speaks
        True Reality Speaks
        January 6, 2018 at 9:36 am

        Typical narcissistic lemming. Get over yourself. They’re laughing AT you – not with you.

        • hate
          January 6, 2018 at 10:49 am

          let me guess, he’s also a “posEUr”?

  • Kevin Lynch
    January 5, 2018 at 9:58 pm

    For instance if you haven’t noticed we are both constantly victims!

  • Kevin Lynch
    January 5, 2018 at 9:56 pm

    I admire Turtleboy. We share a lot of the same qualities!

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