
Twitter Egg Tries Shaming Boston PD For Following Turtleboy On Twitter Even Though We’re The Only Media Outlet That Supports The Boston Police
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Imagine being so much of a loser that you do this:
Hey @bostonpolice — surprised to notice you follow @realturtleboy. Can I ask why? Here's a clip from an article yesterday. I think it gives the community the wrong idea about the BPD, when they see you following them. @marty_walsh pic.twitter.com/3lAwwBAhCm
— Jack Aubrey (@JackAubreyORH) January 6, 2018
Wahhh!!! Why are the BPD following a media outlet that openly supports the police? A media outlet that had their backs while 40,000 assholes threw piss at them in August in the name of tolerance. Wahhhh!! They used a hilarious meme about the awkward potential situation of a suicide bomber returning home for dinner!! Stop laughing at things that are funny!!! Only social justice warriors with troll accounts should dictate what people can and cannot follow. Wahhhhh!!! Free speech should not exist on the Internet unless I approve of it. Wahh!!! I’m a grown up who hates a blog so much that I go through their thousands of Twitter followers and try to shame people who choose to follow a popular account that reports the news. Wahhhhhh!! Better tag Mahhhttyy just to let him know, because he will definitely read this!!
The best part is they read each and every blog we write, no matter how much they hate us. They just can’t stop reading it. We win.
33 Comment(s)
Where does a suicide bomber go after work?
EVERYWHERE
They why are you reading it ? Get the fuck out of our country ,Cunt
MAGA POWER? amirite, WNTR?
Raise your fist and let the chant echo.
PRAISE THE TURTLE
WHITE PRIDE
WHITE POWER
i knew it was you you dumb motherfucker 😀
TB is a whiney little bitch
Typical fascist haters. Anti First Amendment.
All police departments should support TBS. When someone is selling EBT it’s only the tip of the iceberg.
You got somethin for me homie…. now…. thats funny cuz I shure got something in store for you
i don’t know how to post a vid here so i can’t reply with one
i woulda posted my fav ginger girl vid ever, “bleed like me” by garbage
this sucks
i did not post that
and lol you sat and watched milli vanilli for me?
*honored*
watching it now myself, laughing to tears :ppp
o.O
Love you man!
5 predictions for 2018:
1. The Dow will exceed 25,000
2. Putin will win re-election
3. It will be cold in Boston in tomorrow
4. It will rain atleast once this year.
5. TBS will shut down
You got 4 out of 5…not bad.
Got nothing to lose
you silly dj stop the madness!!!
Great song, forgot how good it is, beautiful acoustics.
…Yawn
cool story bro
-snicker-
“All good things must come go and end”
This idiom is often used as a proverb and is a wise reminder that all good things are temporary. It can be used as a term of regret, warning, or resigned acceptance.
Sometimes it’s just over too soon… see ya in the next life.
Pro-Tip, Don’t answer that door, they’re going to be serving you some papers any day now.
They can’t sue you, if they can’t serve you.
That was a good one Kevin. I laughed so hard my uterus almost fell out!
who are all the imposters on the blog today!
four or five people have been impersonated so far >:(
What’s that? I couldn’t hear you. I was squatting so hard on a dildo that it was blocking my ear.
Also, cops suck. They never cavity search me.
Typical narcissistic lemming. Get over yourself. They’re laughing AT you – not with you.
let me guess, he’s also a “posEUr”?
For instance if you haven’t noticed we are both constantly victims!
I admire Turtleboy. We share a lot of the same qualities!